Homestuck SCPs

[mutecebu]

Addendum 1025-12a: Under no circumstances is SCP-1025-12 to be fed shrimp, calamari, or other non-fish seafood.

Why, does she start talking to it?

They might be afraid she may Do Something Adorable

Also, Graven, did you have a plan for shenanigans with the kids? I am all for starting some sick fires and finding what happens after the Great Troll Escape. Graven gets dibbs on all the good stuff. All of it. Lots of people are hopping on the band wagon, but he's the one with a map.

[Douhneill]

Addendum 1025-12a: Under no circumstances is SCP-1025-12 to be fed shrimp, calamari, or other non-fish seafood.

Why, does she start talking to it?

They might be afraid she may Do Something Adorable

Also, Graven, did you have a plan for shenanigans with the kids? I am all for starting some sick fires and finding what happens after the Great Troll Escape. Graven gets dibbs on all the good stuff. All of it. Lots of people are hopping on the band wagon, but he's the one with a map.

Actually, I'm pretty sure each of us who started our individual "groups" only really had plans for each of our individual groups. I (the one who started the kids' stuff) didn't even have anything planned outside of what I've made so far (+ incident 1024-1, which I don't actually have any idea what actually happened yet). This is a major group effort, so anything anyone adds can (and likely will) be used.

The reason why I suggested (and the official rules have thus become) 1 dib at a time is due to the fact that these are rather quick to make, and we want to allow others to be able to write their own additions in peace.

On an unrelated note, I'm calling dibs on SCP-1024-1b (Rose Lalonde).

[One]

I feel like writing another SCP.
Something about giant chess monstrosities.

[HelloMoto]

We need pages on the scepters and the rings. I'd do it myself but finals and stuff.

[flutterShy]

On an unrelated note, I'm calling dibs on SCP-1024-1b (Rose Lalonde).

What is with our unofficial tag-team work on the kids? Not that I'm complaining, but it's funny. XD

[Douhneill]

By the time we finish, we're gonna have reports on EVERYTHING. Possibly with added documentation (I'm looking at you, document #1024-1A).

*edit* NINJA'D!

Easy: both of us prefer to do the 1024 series, and since nobody else is calling them, we're the only ones to finish.

As for our near-identical posting habits, I guess we're just cool like that. (kinda in the same way we both posted at the same time just now).

[flutterShy]

Easy: both of us prefer to do the 1024 series, and since nobody else is calling them, we're the only ones to finish.

As for our near-identical posting habits, I guess we're just cool like that. (kinda in the same way we both posted at the same time just now).

I am perfectly fine with this.

Also oh god, Dave's is so complicated.

[Douhneill]

I was thinking of doing Dave, but you called dibs once ideas started spouting. Ah, well. You probably got similar ones, and if you didn't, you can always edit the post if the ideas are good enough (that's what I've been doing as connections are drawn to anything I've made so far). It's also why I've been acting as an unofficial bookie, just in case.

But anyway, gonna go sleep now. Back in 5-10 hours.

[Graven_Image]

I'm 0k with you guys making your own stuff up without worrying about contradicting any future documentation.

If I write stuff in the future, I'll be sure to write within what you've already written.

[JudgeDeadd]

Dibs on Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff! These won't be long reports though.

[Bratmon]

I wrote fanfiction to fanfiction!
Incident Report 1025-3 (Continued)

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Continued Pursuit
After approximately 4 hours, MTF Delta 13 had lost all traces of SCP-1025. Because of General ██████████'s insistence that they were using their "mental power" to remain hidden, all other task forces in the area were sent on full alert to find any trace of their departure, including [DATA EXPUNGED]

However, even with this increased manpower, no specimen of SCP-1025 was recovered, or even located. O5-█ was getting ready to declare them "decommissioned" when Dr. ██████ proposed plan "████████"

Plan ████████
The instant messaging client recovered from SCP-1025-3's computer; classified as SCP-███ was removed from containment for emergency testing.

Before SCP-████ could be used, a new "user name" had to be created. Over ██ names were rejected before the name "unusualUnit" was chosen. For reference, the password is [REDACTED]. What names are considered "valid" is still being investigated.

A previously unknown feature of the client was then found, allowing [REDACTED] useful for future reconnaissance.

With SCP-1025 located, MTF Omega-3 "Pandora's Box" was dispatched, as General ████████ did not believe any other task fore could fight them head on. At Dr. ██████'s insistence, SCP-1025-3 was to be negotiated with (Using SCP-████) one final time before interception. Here is the log SCP-████ recorded of the event (Verified to be accurate.)

unusualUnit [UU] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] 
UU: SCP-1025-3, I'm here to give you one final chance to surrender yourself.
TA: why would ii do that?
TA: you'll never fiind u2
UU: I can tell you we will.  We have an entire planet's worth of resources at our disposal.
TA: bullshiit.
TA: you have no way two overcome my p2iioniic2 and you know it.
TA: we have all the time iin the world
UU: Might I remind you what we do to things we can't contain?
UU: You are slated for termination.
TA: and how do you plan on doiing that?
UU: Have you ever heard of SCP-076-2?
TA: ye2 but iit cant kiill thiin2 iit cant fiind
UU: Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
UU: If you surrender now, you can work with the foundation.
UU: I'll even personally make sure you get more luxurious rooms.
UU: We don't have to fight.
TA: hell no
TA: how dumb do you thiink we are?
TA: we have you beat, we're not gonna giive up
UU: Very well.
UU: I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.
TA: good luck wiith that.
UU: Also, a word of advice:
UU: Next time you leave a ████████ client around, make sure it has the ████████ feature disabled.
TA: waiit!
unusualUnit [UU] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]

MTF Omega-7 is currently moving to the location that was derived from SCP-████ reconnaissance. Orders have been given to terminate SCP-1025-1, 3, 8, and 9 on sight. If these four are terminated, the remaining eight are expected to surrender quietly.

Addendum:
Dr. ██████ was later given a formal reprimand and an indefinite ban from negotiating with SCPs.
You know what's even better advice?
Don't reveal to someone that you just tracked that you just tracked him.
-General █████████

Yeah, I don't even know.

[QuetzaDrake]

Interesting piece, although it seems a little off to me... I don't think Sollux would overlook something like that considering his "leet computer skillz" as the kids used to say, and I'm not sure if the person that was operating as UU would have the authorization to say they could work with the Foundation and getting better rooms and such (unless he were lying, which makes sense).

Written well, though! Follows format well.

[Graven_Image]

@Fan-Fanfiction:

Oh my yes. Maybe we can get like a round-robin thing going, where a different person writes each segment?

[Bratmon]

Interesting piece, although it seems a little off to me... I don't think Sollux would overlook something like that considering his "leet computer skillz" as the kids used to say,

You're right.
Maybe the Trollian client was taken from someone else and Sollux was unaware?

and I'm not sure if the person that was operating as UU would have the authorization to say they could work with the Foundation and getting better rooms and such (unless he were lying, which makes sense).

I would bet he's probably lying.

Written well, though! Follows format well.

Thanks.

@Fan-Fanfiction:

Oh my yes. Maybe we can get like a round-robin thing going, where a different person writes each segment?

I like this idea.

[QuetzaDrake]

Mm, well, I suppose Sollux might've assumed that they had acquired Pesterchum rather than Trollian, since John HAS contacted Vriska first before, so Pesterchum CAN make first contact.

But still, seems sloppy of him, although he's on the run with everyone so maybe it's more understandable.

[raequiem]

@Fan-Fanfiction:

Oh my yes. Maybe we can get like a round-robin thing going, where a different person writes each segment?

I'm 0kay with this (except for my general BLUH BLUH EDITING woes. Why did I volunteer to do the OP again?)

I'd like to dibs the kids finding out about the trolls' escape, although it probably won't come up for a while.

[Unlicensed Busdriver]

I pictured UU as a bunch of doctors and agents gathered around a computer taking several minutes to agree on each line they sent.

[Douhneill]

I pictured UU as a bunch of doctors and agents gathered around a computer taking several minutes to agree on each line they sent.

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A MIND READER.

[Graven_Image]

Pop quiz!

What is notable about Task Force Delta-13?

When you see it, you will drop a brick.

[QuetzaDrake]

Pop quiz!

What is notable about Task Force Delta-13?

When you see it, you will drop a brick.

Delta-13... D-13...

:0 413.

[Lucinice]

These are fun to read, I might try one later. Someone should write a test log where they try to kill SCP 682 with ahab's crosshair or something because they've tried to kill it with everything.

Welp never mind I should have read them all first

[raequiem]

@Graven:

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[sebastian]

You know what is a even best advice?
Don't reveal to someone that you just tracked that you just tracked him.

[mutecebu]

Item #: SCP-1024-2b-δ

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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1024-2b-δ is currently in the possession of SCP-1024-1b. Subject is not permitted anywhere outside the supervision of SCP-1024-1b. (See Note)

Description: SCP-1024-2b-δ is a yellow biped, appearing to be related to the Caudata order of amphibians, though SCP-1024-1b has prohibited any testing for regenerative ability. Subject has been referred to as “Casey” by SCP-1024-1a, “Viceroy Bubbles Von [DATA EXPUNGED]”, “my familiar”, or simply “[DATA EXPUNGED]" by SCP-1024-1b, and once as “John’s daughter” by SCP-1024-1c.

1024-2b-δ is of unknown intelligence. Subject appears to understand English, and will sometimes respond to simple commands. It has not attempted to speak, but will approach testers or members of SCP-1024 and act in an agitated manner when it becomes excited, wants something, wants to draw attention to something, or likely any number of other reasons.

Note: Attempts to separate SCP-1024-2b-δ from SCP-1024-1b have resulted in SCP-1024-2b-δ vanishing. It unlikely that SCP-1024-1b is turning invisible, all forms of ultrasound, electromagnetic imaging, etc. fail to detect the subject’s presence.

Addendum 1024-2b-δ: I wouldn’t worry too much about how it appears and disappears – the girl seems to summon it like she would any of her possessions with that ████████ system Dr. ███████ is obsessed with. – Dr. ███████

Addendum 1024-2b-δ-2: All it seems to do is flip out and blow spit bubbles. Request reclassification as Safe. – Dr. ███████

Denied. Remember the lipstick? O5-█

[Thatoneguy]

Oh god Mute. That one made me lol.