PUPPY TIME

[andanotherone]

THIS IS YOU. YOU ARE A YOUNG MAN NAMED DONKEY KONG. YOU HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED A PUPPY. YOU ARE CURRENTLY TAKING HIM FOR A WALK. HE IS VERY CUTE AN HAS A RED NOES AN IS VERY HAPPY AN PLAYFUL. HOWEVER, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO NAME THIS PUPPY.
WHAT IS PUPPY'S NAME?

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Sorry about my last two adventures. I realized soon after making them that they had almost nowhere to go after the start. So I'm trying something new! Hopefully this new surrealist approach will work and oh my god im so sorry

[BurntSquirrelMan]

Good Sir William Puppinkins IV

[andanotherone]

YAAY NOW IT HAS A NAME
Good Sir William Puppinkins IV : ARF ARF
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

OH NOE
THAT MAN IN THE BUS JUST SHOT Good Sir William Puppinkins IV IN THE HEAD!

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, PUNK?!?!?"

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Does anyone know any good Imagehosting sites? tinypic sux now.

[BurntSquirrelMan]

Cry like the sad little man you are.

[andanotherone]

Cry like the sad little man you are.

Well okay then.

LE GASP! Your tears of sorrow have brought Good Sir William Puppinkins IV back to life!

Too bad he dies instantly due to his crippling lack-of-face.

You are saddened by this turn of events.
How could you possibly bring Sir William back to life?

[DelitaHyral]

>Necromancy

>andanotherone: Find it's severed head (Blown off at the neck rather than destroyed as was implied) and pose with it.

[andanotherone]

>Necromancy

You zap your dog with the life-giving power of satan, while the man that openly killed your dog and defied you in front of this blank background is statnding without repercussions.

Hey cool It worked! Now let's go kill a demon or something to make up for the fact that I am now wanted all over the world because of irresponsible use of magic. This fact will never be mentioned again.

But where should we look?

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>andanotherone: Find it's severed head (Blown off at the neck rather than destroyed as was implied) and pose with it.

[DelitaHyral]

>My (DelitaHyral's) house.

>Baby store

>Day care

[andanotherone]

please choose one location only

[Riou]

Inside your Dad

[andanotherone]

Inside your Dad

Okay, here we go!






Welp, okay, is that a demon? Let's kill it anyway.
Command Initiative!

[bobthepen]

Equip it!

[DelitaHyral]

>Form drillgorg.

>Father: Explode from a sudden case of giant robot. Poor him; I hear it's usually fatal.

[Riou]

PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL!

[andanotherone]

>Form drillgorg.

you have summoned DRILGORB

Equip it!

DRILLGORM grafts the DEMON-HEAD to his right arm-stub.
Okay, we still need to kill a demon tho. Where do we go now? (refer to previous list of locations.

>Father: Explode from a sudden case of giant robot. Poor him; I hear it's usually fatal.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Subdue it and then sew it onto your dog so that he has a new head!

[Dragon Fogel]

Whoops, ninja'd by the update.

Okay, then revive your father through necromancy and take him as a new party member!

[J Deschain]

> Communist Russia

[PepperYena]

>GREET THOSE COMRADES

[Fengar]

>Rob a bank.

[andanotherone]

>Revive your father through necromancy and take him as a new party member!

HELLZ YEAH IT WORKED!

> Communist Russia

>GREET THOSE COMRADES

WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKER!
Does Lenin count as a demon? I think he does. Let's kick his ass & find out!
COMMAND INITIATIVE

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Welp, our main character needs a name. Not just any name either, he needs a name in the form of [ADJECTIVE] [NOT PROPER NOUN]. Get crackin'!

[bobthepen]

PUPPY TIME

[andanotherone]

Our hero is now called "PUPPY TIME"! Congradulations!

[DelitaHyral]

>Consume the "Yay".

[Fengar]

>ATTACK!