This young boy stands in his room, it happens that today is NOT his 14th birthday, as that day passed! But anyways, name him, will you?
That's a great name!
You are CARL HARDLY, and currently you stand in your room. Your INTERESTS are of plenty, to name a few, you LOVE VIDEO GAMES, and ALWAYS KNOW WHEN THE NEW ONES ARE COMING OUT, seemingly BEFORE ANY OTHER MAGAZINE DOES. Obviously, you have to read VIDEO GAME MAGAZINES to know the video game times, right?
You RUN YOUR OWN MAGAZINE, and you have dubbed it "Carl's awesome time of awesome" Or, "C.A.T.A." For short. You also enjoy USING INTERNET FORUMS on your PEAR BRAND COMPUTER. That thing is SO FAST. You are pretty happy about a new game coming out, maybe you should pester someone about it?