TROLL!COPS: The AU

[frostedWarlock]

SeppuCrow.

Or Crowbro, as you people apparently call him.

[gingerale]

Darn, now he looks like he needs a motorcycle or something.

[Deeum]

Darn, now he looks like he needs a motorcycle or something.

I would buy the fuck out of that action figure.

Whoever said WV has Adam West's voice needs to get a big fat hug from me. Because that's the best idea ever.

Anyway, OP is updated. Sorry it's been taking so long. Not feeling 100% still, but that happens. Awesome pictures/ideas so far guys! I've been looking at each and every one of them smiling so hard.

[Thatoneguy]

Ya missed my little Lemonsnout thing.

To be fair, I forgot a title when I posted it and didn't add one till about an hour afterwards.

[Deeum]

Ya missed my little Lemonsnout thing.

To be fair, I forgot a title when I posted it and didn't add one till about an hour afterwards.

Whoooops. Fixing that now.

Fixed. MANY apologize.

[Infectus]

Loving this thread, the writing is great.

Oh, Deeum, you missed the civilian bios near the bottom of page 4.

[Stafykune]

hello, I am that guy who needs to get an account here.

have a cat :)

[inexpediency]

Quick iScribble doodle:

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I meant to give her a police hat but forgot
Ignore the hands please
anatomy what's that
(also ignore my terrible handwriting)

[Deeum]

hello, I am that guy who needs to get an account here.

have a cat :)

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Yay!

@inexpediency:
Awesome! 0nly y0u can say n0 to drugs.

I'll add it to the OP later tonight.

[QuetzaDrake]

Adam West or Tom Kenny voice. Your choice.

[frostedWarlock]

Adam West or Tom Kenny voice. Your choice.

I choose Sir Schmoopy.

[Wigmund]

Whoever said WV has Adam West's voice needs to get a big fat hug from me. Because that's the best idea ever.

Thanks It's hard not to come up with crazy ideas for this AU.

[lakobie]

SeppuCrow.

Or Crowbro, as you people apparently call him.

okay i didnt think about it before

but seppucrow is totally dave's bro's secret identity that even dave doesnt know about. Hes all Racer X im dead but not dead style and stuff.

Forever headcanon :V (i know this isn't what you intended but its what popped into my head :X)

[inexpediency]

More iScribblin'

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I don't even know
in retrospect that should have been a Mr. Pupa symbol

[lexavian]

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Adam West or Tom Kenny voice. Your choice.

YES!
I imagine him having a normal voice but trying to sound like ton kenny when he is on the job.

[Wigmund]

I just re-read the 'civilian' descriptions on page 4 and I was inspired. I figured that Rose's mystery needed some expansion, so I figured - hey, why not create yet another secret organization.

S.E.E.R.

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Society for the Elevation of Ectotechnological Research

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Rose sat idly in front of the computer that housed the vast archives of the National Library of Alternia City underneath the massive building that took up several blocks of City Central. She did not truly enjoy her job as the archivist of these records. But it was easy work and excellent pay. She usually spent her time reading long forgotten tomes about what was considered lost knowledge.

Well, not lost, just misplaced on the shelves by some idiot shelver decades ago and then idly tossed into the archive's department where it eventually ended up in Rose's paws.

But today, Rose was passing time by scanning the archives for any works on the lost Skaian ectotechnologies. Her other job needed some information that was most likely here. She smiled at the irony that what served as her cover job was now being used to help her real one.

Rose was a founding member and Oracle of S.E.E.R. - a secretive group devoted to finding the old technologies and artifacts of the Skaians and what came before. They operated in secret, but they didn't keep what they discovered secret...unless it was something dangerous - and most of what they found was dangerous, but the rest was made available to the public through a vast array of front companies who would claim the tech as their own inventions.

Rose smiled as she taught about the irony that she was also the secretive group's public face.

Well, in a way. She provided information to groups and individuals who needed it that was provided by old Skaian devices that could provide brief glimpses of possible futures and other tech that could communicate with the horrorterrors themselves. Usually it was the Alternian Police Department when they were stumped by some case involving one of the many gangs that roamed the city with access to Skaian ectotechnology that S.E.E.R. had not obtained itself, well, that is until said criminals are apprehended and S.E.E.R.s mole in the APD made sure said tech mysteriously vanished from the police's lockup. But sometimes Rose found herself helping those groups that the APD worked against. Like with her own twin, Dave Strider who was both the mass murdering vigilante CrowBro and the head of the similarly violent Strider Mafia, both roles he was manipulated into by Rose herself to protect him and to gain access to the city's vast underworld.

Rose knew the dangers of both glimpsing the possible and talking directly with the old gods, but she was willing to do it if it meant the safety of her home and those she loved. It was ironic that in trying to protect her friends and loved ones, she used means that put them into harm's way. John, Jade, Kanaya. They were all threatened if someone found out their secrets.

The Oracle was interrupted from her daydreaming by her communicator...it was the APD's...chiming to get her attention. She brought it up on her personal laptop and waited to see who was trying to get ahold of her.

It was Kanaya.

Rose sighed in relief. Kanaya was never used by the APD to contact her for business, this was a personal call.

"Greetings Officer, how may the Oracle help you today?"
Kanaya smiled over the webcam feed. Unfortunately at this time, there was never a similar feed going out from Rose to whomever was contacting her. It was safer that way. But at times like this, it made her feel so terribly lonely because this was the only way for weeks at a time she could see those she loved. But this lack of sight on Kanaya's part didn't stop Rose from smiling as well.
"Salutations To You As Well Oracle. I Indeed Needed Your Help With Something Of Dreadful Importance."
"What is that Medical Officer Maryam?"
"Oh My, You Mysteriously Figured Out My Identity. Your Powers Are Quite Great, Seer."
Rose couldn't help but enjoy the sarcastic banter and she waited for Kanaya to continue.
"I Was Wondering If You Had Foreseen Any Free Time For Yourself Within The Next Two Weeks."
"Let me consult my sources..."
"Of Course You Do Rose."
"Alright, alright. Why do you ask?"
"Well, It Is Due To My Recent Choice To Use Several Weeks Worth Of Vacation That I Had Accrued During My Time Working With The Police Department."
"Paid vacation sounds lovely."
"It Is. And I Was Wondering That If You Would Be Open To Passing These Next Two Weeks Together?
Considering How Irregularly And How Little Time We Spend With Each Other, I Have Missed You Terribly."

Rose leaned back and looked over at the archival computer. She had built up several weeks worth of vacation herself from the Library and the search for those books had no deadline.

Rose made her decision.

"Of course my love.
I can't wait to see you again and for what will be a too short period of time."

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Are you all fine with this? Rose, John, Jade and Kanaya working for their own organization that has some mysterious goals and methods.

This was dreadfully short, but it quickly became a brief explanation of the group and an excuse for Rose-Kanaya dialogue X3

Rose is exactly what is described before, an information broker. She has more strings tangling across the city than anyone else. Even Mr. Pupa has nothing on her web. I imagine the information Dave obtained about the Rings could actually have been stuff that SEER leaked so that he'd be drawn down the path he ended up on.
Kanaya is actually a mole in the APD who pipes Skaian artifacts confiscated from apprehended criminals to SEER.
I imagine Jade is a civilian researcher for the military at Fort Skaian in the R&D department (Section 10-25) where she gets access to any lost tech the military finds and recovers during its 'patrols' beneath the city. She usually doesn't steal the technology after they obtain it, just forwards the specs to SEER - unless it is something no one should have access to, especially the military.
As for John, I have no idea what he'd do for the organization. Maybe he was drafted because he ran across Rose or Jade doing SEER stuff and it was an easy way to keep the boy quiet. Hell, they could have given him the Egbertman idea and some low-grade tech to power him.

Oh Deeum, you missed my P.A.P. short for the fanfic list.

[lakobie]

Damn wigmund you are a master of the nitty gritty O.o I take it your a fan of black and grey morality stories?

[frostedWarlock]

*The-SeppuCrow wraps his arms around baby Denmark as he wonders if Jade still tastes like pop rocks.

And that's all there really is to say on the matter.

[Wigmund]

Damn wigmund you are a master of the nitty gritty O.o I take it your a fan of black and grey morality stories?

Yep.

[Thatoneguy]

*The-SeppuCrow wraps his arms around baby Denmark as he wonders if Jade still tastes like pop rocks.

And that's all there really is to say on the matter.

IT was awesome.

[sebastian]

to elaborate on WV past of vigilantism.

In his youth WV was the Watchful Vigilante, the first and most famous defenders of Alternia city, with his trusted sidekick firefly Serenity he spread the light of justice in the dark underbelly of the city, he especially went against the Felt, he is the principal reason they are not the main power of the criminal underworld anymore (he is also one of the few people that know about Doc scratch ties with them, but he was never able to get solid proofs about it, Doc was always two steps ahead of him, it is almost as if he was omniscient) of course in doing so he opened the way for the the midnight crew and the other criminal organizations to fill the void, this made him see that vigilantism is at best a short term solution and this together with the fact that he wasn't getting younger made him decide to drop the vigilantism to enter in politic as mayor to try to fight crime with a different approach.
He also adopted a young troll, Feferi Peixes and as fate wanted one day she found one of the Watchcaves he had hidden all around the city and used the gadgets still hidden in it to become the CutllefishCuller, he knows about it, of course, and while worried for her he is also proud of what this young daughter of him is doing and keep a watchful eye on her both as a mayor (giving subtle hints to the authorities to give her some slack, expecially when she is in one of her criminal "phases", and focus on more pressing problems) and as a ex-vigilante.

More important, years ago he have found the four orbs ring that many gangs of the city search, he refuse to use it because he consider it too dangerous, but he watch it closely, hidden in his mayoral sash which never leave his person.

What do you think? Too much?

[crepuscularDissembler]

Mr.Pupa's eyes and ears are whatever wildlife is able to carve out a niche in Alternia city.

[sebastian]

I hadn't thought about that. Consider what a criminal mastermind could do with Tavros's power to commune with animals, Dogs, cats, rats, birds. The possibilities are infinite.

[FieryBlacksmith]

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Adam West or Tom Kenny voice. Your choice.

I choose Sir Schmoopy.

Strife Specubus: 2xNunchuck kind.

And it would be AWESOME.

[GEMPadre036]

So much stuff I had to catch up on since last popping in. Some of the things in this thread have made me feel like I had eaten ALL the candy, causing me to puke everywhere. (In a good way)