TROLL!COPS: The AU

[crepuscularDissembler]

@Wig: I vote, Equius & Aradia

Not that it matters what it'll be, it's gonna be awesome.

Seconded forever. ()



e: Although Eridan and Maggie would be tons of fun. (Who doesn't love watching two people with very little social skills try and interact?)

[Cobalt Soul]

While I would personally prefer either an equius & Robo!Aradia or an Eridan & Maggie fic because we haven't seen a lot of them;

Terezi and Alpha Dave XD This would be a perfect lead in .

I'm going to second this because of how well it would fit with Here After.

[mythmonster2]

Equius and Robo!Aradia. I just love Aradia in all her forms and would love some characterization about her, especially coming from you.

Also, as an update, I have started a small thing about the Midnight Crew. Here's two things you can know about it: It involves 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) and Deuce dies.

[super_aceX]

I guess I'll help keep track since I'm bored.

The Karkat Gang:4
Equius and Robo!Aradia:3
Terezi and Dave:2


Edit: Haha, kitty face. :33
Edit2: @mythmonster whoops, missed one heheh.

[mythmonster2]

Equius and Aradia has 3, by the way. DeadBrain, cD, and me.

[Ocfos]

Karkat Gang has one more now. :v

[Wigmund]

Alright then, I'll start up on the Karkat Gang stuff soon.
Then after that it'll be Equius/Robo!Aradia, Terezi/Alpha Dave, Eridan/Maggie and finally Feferi/Sollux.

[Deeum]

I'll update the OP soon!
This is kind of relevant to the thread since it has cop!Sollux


ii don’t know who thii2 douche bag ii2, but whatever he diid ha2 two be iilegal.
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Someone on MSPAchan asked for their blue bloodswap Sollux to be arrested by Officer Captor.

[Wigmund]

Oh god oh god, I have been inspired!

But it's gonna have to wait

[super_aceX]

Yeah Karkat won! I cant wait to read what you come up with for them wigmund. I love your fics about them so much!

[Cheers]

Deeum, that picture is great. The caption is perfect. XD

Wigmund, I look forward to you next fic. (:

[gingerale]

Phew! I finally caught up with this thread! I've been so caught up with the Ectobabby Adventure thread I was totally neglecting posting in here!

First of all, kaoticAntagonist and Wigmund, I loved those fics! I absolutely love you guys so much!
But now I want to read or see some interaction between Bro and Hass The Flame in the afterlife. Hehehehe. ^^

And Deeum! Double Sollux all the way is so wonderful at all times! Love it!

Gog this thread is DIAMONDS.

[Wigmund]

Meow Meow Meow

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The majestic lioness watched her mate sleep. He had a busy night out cavorting with his friends, drinking and rabble-rousing.

He should have known better, he always felt like shit the next day and would take it out on those he cared about. Then he would feel bad and find ways to apologize for it. The lioness had come to enjoy the ways her mate liked to apologize to her recently.

The lioness reached up onto the bed her mate was resting upon and pawed his horns. All she got was a mumbled grunt and her mate swatted away her paw. The lioness frowned and tried to tickle his ears, but he just wrapped his head up in the blankets and started to snore loudly.

The lioness sat back on her haunches and huffed pitifully, she wanted to play but her mate just wanted to sleep. Her mate hardly ever wanted to do what she wanted to do. He was always that way, even when they first met up so long ago.

...15 years ago...
The little cub pushed on the brave huntress who had protected her from the scary green light and noise. But the huntress was no longer moving and she started to stink.

The little cub tried to keep the rats away but they were so big and scary and their red eyes frightened her. So she hid as they would bite the huntress and the little cub would cry herself to sleep, covering herself with a big green coat she had found and hoping her blue kitty doll would protect her.

The little cub would wander the scary streets trying to find food, but the screaming and angry people would always send her back to her huntress who had stopped moving a long time ago.

Eventually the little cub gave up hope.

She couldn't move.

She was so hungry.

She was so thirsty.

But she didn't know what to do.

The little cub cried in agony as she lay there in the dark and scary alleyway as newspapers and other stuff was blown over her. She was too weak to dig herself out.

She didn't care anymore.

But then someone stepped on her.

She tried to hiss at the stranger, but all she muster was a pathetic ...mew...

The stranger yelled something at her and then left. She just lay there and wondered when it would stop hurting.

Then she heard footsteps again, the stranger was back.

He shoved something into her mouth.

Food.

Water.

He was helping her.

The little cub looked up at her savior and saw a boy.

She tried to smile and say something, "...thank you..."

After he fed her, the brave hero picked up the little cub on his back, retrieved her blue kitty doll and took them with him.

The little cub nestled up on his back and listened to his breathing as her hero carried her away from the dark alleyway.

She fell asleep and dreamed wonderful dreams for the first time in a long time.

...10 years ago...
The little lioness trailed behind her Karkitty as they ran away from the mean old shopkeeper who didn't want to share his food with the poor starving kids. Mean old man, they were so poor and hungry, he should have been happy to help them.

But he was like everyone else. They didn't want to help Karkitty and the little lioness. So Karkitty had to steal and lie and cheat to help his little lioness friend.

He must love her so much she thought. He was so kind and protective, it made her happy whenever he was near her.

But right now they had to hide or they would be sent back to the bad place.

The bad place that tried to split them up and send them to homes where there were bad people who did bad things to the children who survived the Disaster. The little lioness was forced to sacrifice her blue kitty doll so she could have armor to protect herself from the bad things. Now she really was the lioness and nothing could hurt her anymore.

Eventually, Karkitty told her that it was alright to move on, so they left the dark alleyway and went down another street.

A street where something bad had happened.

The lioness could smell all the blood in the air. It made her nose hurt and her stomach sick.

She watched her brave Karkitty walk into the mess to help someone in the middle of it.

It was a boy. A troll boy about Karkitty's age. He was sitting all curled up in the middle of the mess, just shivering.

The lioness paced along the edge of the nasty puddle as she watched her brave protector find yet another to protect.

He was such a great guy.

The lioness bound after Karkitty and the boy she would later find out was named 'Gamzee' as they left the scary street.

The lioness loved to make new friends.

...5 years ago...
The lioness was so embarrassed! She was starting to have weird dreams involving her and Karkitty. The dreams that made it hard to look at him the next morning. Oh my, the lioness was so embarrassed about those dreams...but she liked them too.

Now the lioness needed to find a way to tell Karkitty about these strange feelings she had without telling him directly...maybe she could paint something to show him. The lioness eventually found some strawberry jam and she painted her first shipping wall. Right at the top of it was her and Karkitty.

Karkitty saw it the next morning and yelled at the lioness. She didn't understand why he was so upset about it.

Maybe she needed to make him realize her feelings for him some other way. Maybe she should paint something on the wall to show him her thoughts about the various relationships going on involving the lioness and her Karkitty.

...3 years ago...
Karkitty found someone who would help him and his friends! The lioness was so happy! And their new friend even gave Karkitty a gift for the lioness, a special ring. Now the lioness could become a Kitty Car!

Beep Beep Meow!

For some reason Karkitty didn't like the joke, but the lioness didn't care. Later the lioness would admit that she was frightened of their new friend. He didn't seem right. Something was wrong with him. Plus he made her Karkitty nervous.

But something good did come from their new jobs, the lioness found out she liked to be a Cat Burglar. She loved those little fuzzy-wuzzies soooo much! She just had to take them all home with her.

Pity it made Karkitty angry and their new home started to smell funny.

...1 year ago...
The lioness was always so scared when her Karkitty put on the costume and went out to fight the bad people that hurt others. But she knew he'd always come back to her safe and sound.

Nothing bad could happen to any member of the Karkat Gang as long as they were all together.

...2 months ago...
The lioness was so scared and she hurt so much. Why did the new lady hurt her on her birthday? Why?

The lioness clutched the nasty cut she had and curled up in the dirty alleyway and cried as she heard the mean lady and Karkitty start arguing with each other.

Then the mean lady tripped over the lioness and made her hurt even more.

Why was she doing this to the lioness? The lioness had never done anything to hurt the lady.

Later the lioness would be helped by the cops that always gave her and her friends such a hard time. They sounded so concerned about the lioness, she was so happy.

That night in the hospital, the mean lady would visit the lioness again. This time she brought the lioness a gift and apologized to the lioness. She didn't mean to hurt them, she was just mistaken.

The lioness wanted to forgive her until she saw the lady kiss her Karkitty.

Fuck the Magpie.

...1 month ago...
The lioness was having so much fun with Karkitty and Gamzee at the Cod Place. Mr. Bard was so nice to them.

The lioness was enjoying her chocolate milkshake that Mr. Bard always made for her. No one else got chocolate milkshakes at the Cod Place. Only the lioness got those.

Bad things would happen if she got to taste the regular drinks Mr. Bard served at his bar.

Everything was going great, the lioness was telling Karkitty about how much she wanted to see the zoo the next day when the bitch showed up again.

The lioness didn't like that.

So she ordered the Swamp Wizard and then everything went black.


The lioness woke up the next morning wondering why she was in strange clothes and smelled like pudding. Karkitty and Gamzee wouldn't tell her what happened. But Karkitty kept looking at her in a strange way since then.

The lioness felt funny inside.

Then Karkitty took the lioness to the zoo and they had so much fun together. They looked at the lemurs and the big cats (which scared the bravest lioness though she wouldn't admit it) and all the other things there. Eventually they had to go home, but Karkitty decided that it was better for them to walk back.

So the lioness and Karkitty talked about all the fun things they did that day and other things. Karkitty admitted stuff to the lioness, feelings and emotions and stuff. The lioness was so astonished to hear her Karkitty talk like that, but she always knew what to say to make him feel better.

He seemed to like that.

Then they got home and Karkitty kissed her.

The lioness was rather happy.

...The Purrfect Moment...
Now the lioness had the best boyfriend in the world. That is, when he was awake and not suffering a hangover because he did silly things the previous night. She had tried to wake him up but he just covered his head and started to snore.

The lioness thought and though about the best way to wake her Karkitty up when she came up with a brilliant idea.

She crawled up onto the bed next to her Karkitty and hugged him.

He shrugged and tried to squirm away from her, but she wouldn't let him.

She nuzzled close to where his ear would be and breathed heavily, ":33 < Karkitty?"
"mzzzfuckitmzz?"
":?? < Mrrrrr?"
"mrghrfzzz..."
"X33 < I want to have a baby."

At first Karkitty did nothing. He just stayed in his curled up position facing the wall in his tiny bedroom.

But then, he suddenly tried to sit upright. Unfortunately he was laying on his side and was next to the wall. Nepeta jumped back in surprise as he jerked forward, slammed his head into the wall hard enough to knock the plaster off. Karkat then rolled back, clutching his forehead in pain and looked up at Nepeta.

"YOU FUCKING WHAT!?"

A/N:

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Nepeta's bio. I don't have any damned idea why I did it as if she was the one reflecting upon it, thus using the 'lioness' to refer to her. I hope you all can tolerate that.

Next up is Gamzee's bio, which continues directly from Karkat's rude awakening, and I promise we will all get to meet The Old Goat.

[QRQD]

@Wigmund: I love your stuff in here. It's always fun to read, and you're a solid writer. I can't wait to see where you go with this.

That being said, if you get jailed for breaking THE SAME RULE for the THIRD time in a row, I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

[frostedWarlock]

Use this if you wanna advertise TrollCops in your sig!

[Wigmund]

@Wigmund: I love your stuff in here. It's always fun to read, and you're a solid writer. I can't wait to see where you go with this.

That being said, if you get jailed for breaking THE SAME RULE for the THIRD time in a row, I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

Don't worry about that, all will be explained in Gamzee's bio.

[mechanicalFactory]

yay wigmund! adorable fic for nepeta

[Kisame12]

*looking at fic outline*
"Ok...weird time shit leaves Karkat and Nepta's kid from an alt timeline in the Alpha timeline. His plan: Kick Karkat's ass and form his own gang....Ok, that is kind of cool, hasn't been explored yet, and expands on the AU's lore. Lets get started. But first, thread check"
*Sees wigmunds awesome fic*
"....god dammit."

[Wigmund]

I'll go ahead and say that Karkat and Nepeta are not going to have a baby...any time soon. She was just saying that to wake hungover Karkat up. We'll get to see the aftermath of her saying that at the beginning of Gamzee's bio.

And the future kid from an alt timeline coming back in time and kicking their parent's ass has already been done with Maggie.

[crepuscularDissembler]

Oh so that's what you got yelled at for
I had been wondering

[Wigmund]

Yeah, I had Dave and Terezi deal with the aftermath of being tanglebuddies in the Fanfic thread. The offending story is on my AO3 account.

@FrostedWarlock: Thanks for the tag! It's awesome

[super_aceX]

Wigmund, just gog . I love it. 333 33 (I may be exaggerating the hearts due to lack of sleep) I can't wait to see how Gamzee reacts to this.

[mythmonster2]

So, uh, I noticed there was a lack of Midnight Crew related stuff. So I made this.


3 in the Morning

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They had all been shocked. Sure, the bombs not going off was unexpected. But what caused the somber mood in the room was what happened afterwards. Clubs Deuce, without a second thought, grabbed one of the vehicles from the Crew’s garage, drove to the detonation point, and blew them all with no delay. The targets had all died, and then some extra bonuses too. But the death of all the rival gangs would not have been able to change the mood in the room.

Spades continued grinding his knife against the tableside. Diamonds took a puff of his cigarette. Hearts held Clubs’ old oboe in his hands. None of them showed anything besides a blank expression; none of them could. They had all known one of them could die. That was the point of the new recruits, the chain of command. But in the four, every one of them was invaluable, not just in heists and plans, but it keeping the Crew a real Crew. Keeping it a family.

Hearts shifted. Spades stopped grinding and looked up, a sneer on his face. Droog kept his straight face, but turned as well. Hearts looked down at the oboe, still in his hand and closed his eyes. Then he looked up and said,

“Clubs wouldn’t want us to be like this. He wouldn’t want his pals to be sad. Both of ya know it. He’d want us to-”

“We get it.” Slick sighed and stood up, “Let’s do this. For Clubs.”

Droog stood up silently. The three walked to the instrument room where they practiced for their gigs at their bars. They all knew what to play; they all had it in their heads. It was the first song they had ever played together, almost 30 years ago. It would only be fitting.

(Note: The following part is to be read while listening to 3 in the Morning (Pianokind).)

Slick began. He played the opening notes on his piano, reciting them from memory. But then he paused, fingers still running the same melody and began letting his emotions out. His fingers danced against the ivory of the piano as he began playing. His emotions were the notes, his heart the paper.

Droog came in on the drums. He didn’t play them often, but he still had his skill from the first days of the Midnight Crew. He leashed in Slick with his beat and kept him steady. Slick was practically pounding on the keys, his hard carapace almost making dents in the keys. He felt Droog’s beat and quieted his notes to a series. He paused.

And then he began again. This time, an upbeat tune. Droog’s playing quickened, and Boxcars smiled. This is what Clubs would want. The remaining team playing a happy tune, remaining a Crew through the darkest of times.

Diamonds and Spades melded their notes together seamlessly. Droog crashed his cymbals, letting his emotion come out carefully in those single moments. Then they both slowed down. Droog’s drums slowly quieted. Slick resumed his first repetition of notes.

With a single note, the song ended.

Hearts stood up with a smile on his face. Unashamed, tears were starting to flow down his cheeks. He walked out of the room without a word. He walked outside and looked up at the clear night sky. A single star shined in the sky, and Hearts Boxcars could practically feel Clubs Deuce looking down at him through that star, congratulating him.

What he didn’t know was that Clubs Deuce was looking at him… from an alleyway behind him.

Obviously I am not good with the Crew. But I will be creating a follow-up, 'cause I mean just look at that ending. How does that not scream SEQUEL!

[gingerale]

@myth: Awww.. Loved that.
Why that last line? It would've been great even without it. ^^
Unless you want a series?

@Wigmund: Oh gog that ending! Hahahaha, poor Karkles! xD
I loved it!

@frosted: As awesome as that icon is I want to keep my signature to 80 pixels meaning I want to fit at spoiler tag or text below it. So yeah.. >.<
If there's a 50px high version I'd love it!
If not... Maybe I'll make one of my own. ^^

[frostedWarlock]

@frosted: As awesome as that icon is I want to keep my signature to 80 pixels meaning I want to fit at spoiler tag or text below it. So yeah.. >.<
If there's a 50px high version I'd love it!
If not... Maybe I'll make one of my own. ^^

I'll be able to easily make a 50x version for those who reserve a line of their signature for something else.

@FrostedWarlock: Thanks for the tag! It's awesome

You're welcome!

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Here ya go!