TROLL!COPS: The AU

[Thatoneguy]

And now, I'm Spades Slick as well. Confusion ahoy.

[Mp3ii]

OH, shit, I didn't even notice we had made this into a TV show, now.

Awesome. Someone should animate an opening sequence.

I was gonna do that but I need music. :U
Is anybody good at that kind of thing?

[sebastian]

Karkat as a superhero

Name: The Angry Weasel ("Last time I let Gamzee pick a name for me")
Power: Strength, speed and resilience proportional to anger, regeneration ("still hurts a lot, tho")
origin: Picked up some fancy gadget that powered him up, you know how those things goes.
Objectives. He seems to have some kind of vendetta against the midnight crew, he is not too crazy about the felt, either, and generally don't like bullies that mess with those weaker than them. If you mess with his friends, then prepare to get a face full of scythe. Aside from that he generally mind his own businesses. He try to keep his powers hidden, it is still unclear if Mr. Pupa is actually aware of them.

mmh, some idea for a costume?

[gingerale]

The Angry Weasel, huh? At least it's not as revealing as some. xD

'i, uHH, kNOW ABOUT YOUR NIGHTLY, uHH, wALKS, MR. vANTAS.'

Took an hour long walk and the whole time I had the theme of "Inspector Gadget Aradia" playing in my head. I guess they try to make kids more familiar with the police force. By having them watch her fights against the evil mastermind The Grip of whom we only ever see the left robotic arm.

"Go go, 'Dia, Go! Do do doo do do do doh doh~"

[crepuscularDissembler]

I think Karkat'd go the lazy route and just wear street clothes and some kind of facial covering. That or Nepeta designs something ridiculous and he wears it out of grudging affection.


AT: tHE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR POWERS, mR.VANTAS, iS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU UP AND DYING ON ME, wHILE I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO ANSWER A FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS,
AT: iTS JUST SO TERRIBLY ANNOYING WHEN SOMEONE'S, uMM, gROTESQUELY MANGLED BODY FINALLY FINDS THE, uH, sWEET RELEASE OF DEATH,
AT: jUST AS YOU WERE ABOUT TO GET THEM TO BETRAY, aHH, eVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVER HELD DEAR,
AT: dON'T YOU THINK,

[gingerale]

I think Karkat'd go the lazy route and just wear street clothes and some kind of facial covering. That or Nepeta designs something ridiculous and he wears it out of grudging affection.

Well he could take the anti hero path and just wear a black hoodie the whole time and beat people up with a lead pipe.

[Wigmund]

Karkat as a superhero

Name: The Angry Weasel ("Last time I let Gamzee pick a name for me")
Power: Strength, speed and resilience proportional to anger, regeneration ("still hurts a lot, tho")
origin: Picked up some fancy gadget that powered him up, you know how those things goes.
Objectives. He seems to have some kind of vendetta against the midnight crew, he is not too crazy about the felt, either, and generally don't like bullies that mess with those weaker than them. If you mess with his friends, then prepare to get a face full of scythe. Aside from that he generally mind his own businesses. He try to keep his powers hidden, it is still unclear if Mr. Pupa is actually aware of them.

mmh, some idea for a costume?

Karkat is Mr. Furious from the Mystery Men?

[sebastian]

Karkat is Mr. Furious from the Mystery Men?

Would that really be so surprising?

[inexpediency]

OH, shit, I didn't even notice we had made this into a TV show, now.

Awesome. Someone should animate an opening sequence.

I was gonna do that but I need music. :U
Is anybody good at that kind of thing?

I'm okay with music but I don't have any good music software or any that I'm comfortable using, anyway. Unless you wouldn't mind a crappy midi, haha.

[frostedWarlock]

http://don-strider.deviantart.com/journal/37372638/

An article that in our RP's canon establishes the disappearance of Bro and Dave's terrible fear of cats (which was mainly for the sake of a joke but WORKS SO WELL).

[Deeum]

Updated some of the OP and the post below. I'm sure I've missed some things, but i'll double back and double check all that tomorrow.
Happy New Year!

Be safe and have fun.

[Mp3ii]

Hey do you have to ask before doing a title card? Cause I really wanna do Monoculler or As Luck Would Have It.

[frostedWarlock]

Hey do you have to ask before doing a title card? Cause I really wanna do Monoculler or As Luck Would Have It.

You just call dibs. No big deal. I'll mark ya down, magpultrisol.

[naoe31]

Kayak this made me sadder than the update did ;__;

Also there was a journal from Karkat in the rp that says that it's all his fault and now Nepeta's hurt etc. So I decided to draw it.
Spoilered for... I don't know, it's kinda crap really looking back at it.

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You guys are so amazing. This rp this thread they make me so happy. All the ideas and writing it's soalskjfeoij it just makes me super happy

This absolutely made my day.
Idk
I just
gksdafh
Seeing people do art of the Karkat that I fail at rping makes me feel all awesome and stuff. ;u;
Also, tomorrow's my day off. So hopefully I'll scribble some more. I dunno.

Aww thank you! This really made me happy. I've been feeling like shit for a while but your nice comments make me feel better.

@mayorsillybiscuits: I'm pretty sure that Black and Blue picture is the best thing.

[DJ-P0N3]

Thanks naoe31.
I appreciate the compliment!

I have another title card in progress!

[Domoz]

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So uh
I did the title card for one that''s not even on there...
Derp
Jade Dragon:

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[inexpediency]

OH, shit, I didn't even notice we had made this into a TV show, now.

Awesome. Someone should animate an opening sequence.

I was gonna do that but I need music. :U
Is anybody good at that kind of thing?

Okay well I guess since no one else is volunteering I cobbled something together real quick:

http://www.mediafire.com/?58ojldfjaq0rdso

If it's okay I could polish it up, make it longer, etc.

Or someone with a better music program could take it away :/

(I'm so self-conscious about my music argh)

[Deeum]

OhgodIamsorry

[QuetzaDrake]

YES.

HoboHussie wearing an old patchwork Lord English-brand coat.

Ingenious.

[frostedWarlock]

Karkat as a superhero

Name: The Angry Weasel ("Last time I let Gamzee pick a name for me")
Power: Strength, speed and resilience proportional to anger, regeneration ("still hurts a lot, tho")
origin: Picked up some fancy gadget that powered him up, you know how those things goes.
Objectives. He seems to have some kind of vendetta against the midnight crew, he is not too crazy about the felt, either, and generally don't like bullies that mess with those weaker than them. If you mess with his friends, then prepare to get a face full of scythe. Aside from that he generally mind his own businesses. He try to keep his powers hidden, it is still unclear if Mr. Pupa is actually aware of them.

mmh, some idea for a costume?

Clawsickles.

[flutterShy]

AU!RP log - Feferi/Sollux

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* FeferiTheCuller glubs her way down to the police station. ")(---ELLO? Is anyone )(ere!?"
* Officer-Sollux walks out of his office, only to find Feferi wandering about. "oh, hey there."
<FeferiTheCuller> )(i Sollux! Ummmmm, did Terezi tell you anything, glub?
<Officer-Sollux> hm? about what?
<FeferiTheCuller> U)( o)(... well... I sort of went to confront t)(e Pupa..
<Officer-Sollux> oh...that guy... that probably wouldn't have been a good iidea, he'2 even me22ed up when he'2 hurt.
<FeferiTheCuller> Some people say t)(at )(e's Tavros... but )(ow? And I don't remember w)(at )(appened... it's all a great big glub of forgotten memories.
<Officer-Sollux> yeah, tz told me he wa2 that kiid and ii wouldn't beliieve her. two come two thiink of iit, he doe2 kiind of re2emble hiim...
<FeferiTheCuller> I don't remember for sure t)(oug)(, glub...*
FeferiTheCuller looks kind of sad and depressed.
* Officer-Sollux rubs the back of his head. "hmm..."
* FeferiTheCuller tilts her head and watches Sollux for a bit. "W)(at's wrong?"
<Officer-Sollux> oh, uh...nothiing. nothiing...
<FeferiTheCuller> U)(-)(u)(! You look lost in thought!
* FeferiTheCuller steps closer. "Come on, tell me!"
* Officer-Sollux leans back. "uh, ii ju2t kiind of 2paced out. that'2 all."
* FeferiTheCuller puts her hands on her hips. "Sure, glub glub! If that's )(ow you want to play it, t)(en I'll get it out of you anot)(er way!"
<Officer-Sollux> h...how 2o?
* Officer-Sollux doesn't like the sound of this.
<FeferiTheCuller> )(ee)(ee)(---E---E! I )(ave my own ways~
<Officer-Sollux> oh...you do, huh?
<FeferiTheCuller> I sure do, glub glub.
* Officer-Sollux crosses his arms. "oh really? liike what?"
* FeferiTheCuller leans in a little bit closer, giggling. "Are you sure you want to know?"
<Officer-Sollux> uh...ii gue22 2o, yeah.
<FeferiTheCuller> Well... you carped about it, not me!
* FeferiTheCuller leans in and kisses Sollux.
<Officer-Sollux> ?!
* Officer-Sollux flushes, completely caught off guard by that kiss. But...he decides to kiss her back.
<FeferiTheCuller> !?
* FeferiTheCuller glubs shyly.
* Officer-Sollux pulls away, feeling very awkward now. "heh."
* FeferiTheCuller blushes. "Um... )(ee)(ee..."
<Officer-Sollux> 2o...ii gue22 iit'2 only faiir that ii tell you what ii wa2 thiinkiing. ii thiink you're pretty cute...
<FeferiTheCuller> Yo-- w)(at.... you do?
<Officer-Sollux> ye2.
* Officer-Sollux is blushing a deep mustard yellow.
* FeferiTheCuller looks down at the floor, still blushing herself. "I t)(ink you are kind of )(andsome..>"
* Officer-Sollux rubs the back of his head again and sort of looks away, then glances at her. "r...really?"
* FeferiTheCuller nods a little bit. "Yes..."
<Officer-Sollux> ah...that'2 cool. thank2.
* FeferiTheCuller giggles a little bit. "You blus)( cutely..."
<Officer-Sollux> heheh. so do you...
* FeferiTheCuller opens mouth, closes it, her finds flush even brighter as she goes quiet
* Officer-Sollux is just standing here, not saying a word. "..."
<FeferiTheCuller> Um.... told you it would work...
<Officer-Sollux> yeah...iit 2ure wa2 effectiive...
<FeferiTheCuller> I'll)(ave to remember it for next time.
<Officer-Sollux> ...okay then.
* FeferiTheCuller winks impishly. "Well, I s)(ould go no!"
<Officer-Sollux> oh, alriight then. 2ee ya.
* FeferiTheCuller blows Sollux a kiss then bounces her way out the door.
* Officer-Sollux gives a little smile and walks back to his office.

[IndieRainbow]

AU!RP log - Feferi/Sollux

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* FeferiTheCuller glubs her way down to the police station. ")(---ELLO? Is anyone )(ere!?"
* Officer-Sollux walks out of his office, only to find Feferi wandering about. "oh, hey there."
<FeferiTheCuller> )(i Sollux! Ummmmm, did Terezi tell you anything, glub?
<Officer-Sollux> hm? about what?
<FeferiTheCuller> U)( o)(... well... I sort of went to confront t)(e Pupa..
<Officer-Sollux> oh...that guy... that probably wouldn't have been a good iidea, he'2 even me22ed up when he'2 hurt.
<FeferiTheCuller> Some people say t)(at )(e's Tavros... but )(ow? And I don't remember w)(at )(appened... it's all a great big glub of forgotten memories.
<Officer-Sollux> yeah, tz told me he wa2 that kiid and ii wouldn't beliieve her. two come two thiink of iit, he doe2 kiind of re2emble hiim...
<FeferiTheCuller> I don't remember for sure t)(oug)(, glub...*
FeferiTheCuller looks kind of sad and depressed.
* Officer-Sollux rubs the back of his head. "hmm..."
* FeferiTheCuller tilts her head and watches Sollux for a bit. "W)(at's wrong?"
<Officer-Sollux> oh, uh...nothiing. nothiing...
<FeferiTheCuller> U)(-)(u)(! You look lost in thought!
* FeferiTheCuller steps closer. "Come on, tell me!"
* Officer-Sollux leans back. "uh, ii ju2t kiind of 2paced out. that'2 all."
* FeferiTheCuller puts her hands on her hips. "Sure, glub glub! If that's )(ow you want to play it, t)(en I'll get it out of you anot)(er way!"
<Officer-Sollux> h...how 2o?
* Officer-Sollux doesn't like the sound of this.
<FeferiTheCuller> )(ee)(ee)(---E---E! I )(ave my own ways~
<Officer-Sollux> oh...you do, huh?
<FeferiTheCuller> I sure do, glub glub.
* Officer-Sollux crosses his arms. "oh really? liike what?"
* FeferiTheCuller leans in a little bit closer, giggling. "Are you sure you want to know?"
<Officer-Sollux> uh...ii gue22 2o, yeah.
<FeferiTheCuller> Well... you carped about it, not me!
* FeferiTheCuller leans in and kisses Sollux.
<Officer-Sollux> ?!
* Officer-Sollux flushes, completely caught off guard by that kiss. But...he decides to kiss her back.
<FeferiTheCuller> !?
* FeferiTheCuller glubs shyly.
* Officer-Sollux pulls away, feeling very awkward now. "heh."
* FeferiTheCuller blushes. "Um... )(ee)(ee..."
<Officer-Sollux> 2o...ii gue22 iit'2 only faiir that ii tell you what ii wa2 thiinkiing. ii thiink you're pretty cute...
<FeferiTheCuller> Yo-- w)(at.... you do?
<Officer-Sollux> ye2.
* Officer-Sollux is blushing a deep mustard yellow.
* FeferiTheCuller looks down at the floor, still blushing herself. "I t)(ink you are kind of )(andsome..>"
* Officer-Sollux rubs the back of his head again and sort of looks away, then glances at her. "r...really?"
* FeferiTheCuller nods a little bit. "Yes..."
<Officer-Sollux> ah...that'2 cool. thank2.
* FeferiTheCuller giggles a little bit. "You blus)( cutely..."
<Officer-Sollux> heheh. so do you...
* FeferiTheCuller opens mouth, closes it, her finds flush even brighter as she goes quiet
* Officer-Sollux is just standing here, not saying a word. "..."
<FeferiTheCuller> Um.... told you it would work...
<Officer-Sollux> yeah...iit 2ure wa2 effectiive...
<FeferiTheCuller> I'll)(ave to remember it for next time.
<Officer-Sollux> ...okay then.
* FeferiTheCuller winks impishly. "Well, I s)(ould go no!"
<Officer-Sollux> oh, alriight then. 2ee ya.
* FeferiTheCuller blows Sollux a kiss then bounces her way out the door.
* Officer-Sollux gives a little smile and walks back to his office.

As you can see, we were roleplaying them being totally awkward. <:3c

[Katrika]

AU!RP log - THE PUPA/SeppuCrow

The Pupa managed to blackmail and manipulate Seppucrow into working for him in exchange for Terezi's safety.

[lucidSeraph]

... okay

That Hussie thing made me laugh out loud, Deeum.

[kayak]

Deeum. You are insane. And by insane I mean incredible.

I imagine Andrew was thrown in jail for going up to respected officials and shouting, "YOU. I MADE YOU. YOU CAME FROM MY BRAIN IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE. A UNIVERSE WHERE I'M TRAPPED WITH A WOLF HEAD IN AN ATTIC AND ESCAPE BY MEANS OF A GIANT FLYING BARFING DOG."

Also, these title cards are pretty nifty. Maybe I'll do one too. Maybe.