TROLL!COPS: The AU

[ChrisSprite]

School is the biggest obstacle.
It has all the tricks, all of them.

[ChrisSprite]

I apologize for double posting but seeing as no one else is commenting I just want to post what I have so for with my story. I hope you like it.

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Alternia City was a dark town of corruption and hatred that flowed through everything and everyone, only one group of people stood between utter chaos and keeping the town to a somewhat civilized existence. Alternia Police Department, the troll cops. Although there forces are small, those few are the best; there is simply no contest. Officer Terezi Pyrope the senior officer and most dangerous, even though she is blind no criminal has ever gotten away from her, course sometimes they don’t make it to the station and others they come to the station somewhat wet faced due to extensive “visuals” as she says. These visuals are yet to be documented for what they really are because that would most likely involve more paperwork, and less paperwork means a Chief and more money, that and we honestly don’t want to know what she did to them. It seems gross.

Officer Pyrope’s partner is Sollux Captor, this is her preference as well as the department’s choice, he seems to keep her in check with something he writes down as “Wee”s and “Woo”s but let’s be honest this has to be some kind of Psionic code for something cool and mysterious. He uses his eyes as red and blue lights to tell suspects to pull over or to stop running but it hardly every works out like that, Terezi just makes him do it cause she likes the smell and flavor of those two colors. Officer Captor uses his Psionic abilities to interrogate suspects as well as defensive purposes in the field, the only down side to this officer is his sudden changes from good cop to bad cop. That is also another aspect of which we enjoy from this member of the force; he saves us money on other officers by pretty much being two at the same time.

These two officers are in pursuit of a criminal so dangerous he was able to get the crime factions of Alternia City to team up; we have recently lost two officers due to an attack on the COD Piece Bank of Alternia. Officerbot Aradia and Officerbot Aradia, this was a devastating loss to the other six Officerbots who quoted on the matter “It happens”, a heartwarming remark to everyone on the force. Getting back to the criminal though, he has been elusive to every officer before Pyrope and Captor; they are following a lead they received from an eye witness leading them to suspect one of the deadliest criminals of all Alternia, Pupa.

“all iim 2ayiing ii2 the comii22iioner ha2 a poiint about our method2 TT” Officer Captor said as he drove down the empty street of Alternia, the usual lisp was still mixed into his voice. The female officer laid back in her seat and looked at Sollux despite her blindness, she liked to pretend she could just to throw people off, one of the many mind games the male officer had learned to be immune to. “that2 2omethiing ii 2hould 2ay two you but we both know you’re not the only one who ha2 que2tiionable method2 when apprehendiing or iinterrogatiing 2u2pect2.”

“PL34S3 T3LL M3 TH3 T1M3 1M SUPPOS3 TO C4R3 WH4T TH3Y S4Y ABOUT MY M3THODS? 4S LONG 4S 1 C4TCH TH3 CR1M1N4L 1 DON’T C4R3 WH4T 4NYON3 H4S TO S4Y.” She smirked as she leaned over the center piece of her vehicle closer to her partner, she sniffed lightly before giggling. “B3S1D3S YOU L1K3 MY M3THODS SOLLUX TH3R3S NO D3NY1NG 1T.” He rolled his eyes lightly forgetting for a moment that she couldn’t see it, he did forget she was blind from time to time but it didn’t matter that’s how she wanted it.
“whatever you 2ay TT”

The officers pulled up to the curb in front of a mansion with the Taurus simple on the gate and made into the stained glass windows, this was certainly home to the infamous Pupa that is if the information from Officer Sekret was legitimate. She had a knack for sending Pyrope on wild goose chases that never led anywhere, of course the troll followed these leads simply cause she liked to find the criminal in the most confounded of ways and the more they had a reason to drive really fast down the streets the more she got to hear her favorite officer “Wee” and “Woo” with his flashing eyeballs. “2o thii2 ii2 the hou2e of pupa”

“SO VR1SK4 S4YS, TH3N 4G41N WH3N H4S 1NFORM4T1ON FROM H3R 3V3R B33N R3L14BL3?” The blind woman stepped out of the vehicle and opened the gate as the other officer stepped out and moved to stand next to her. “DO 1T.”

“ii have no iidea what your referiing two TT” The male blushed lightly and looked up towards the window, a shadow could be seen standing in the glass another sitting in a chair his horns were huge and noticeable from just about anywhere outside. “ii2 that pupa iin that upper hand wiindow”

“Y3S BUT W3 4R3NT GO1NG 1N UNT1L YOU DO TH3 TH1NG.” Sollux went to object but had a hand gently pat his face as she started to shh the officer and grin as she continually said “DO 1T DO 1T” until the male gave into her demands as started to flash his eyes alternating between his blue eye and his red one while “wee”ing and “woo”ing also alternating between the two. “Y34! NOW W3 C4N DO TH1S PROP3RLY!”

The females grin grew in size as she started to run towards the door followed by her troll sirens, she reached the door and kicked it open letting Sollux youth roll into the building and looking around a butler standing there staring at the man. “YOU FUCK ASS! YOU COULD HAVE JUST KNOCKED! NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP!” The butler threw the white cloth from his shoulder to the ground and storming off into a different room, Terezi giggled as she walked into the room after the raging troll left.

“D1D YOU S33 H1S HORNS, TH3Y W3R3 SO NUBBY 4ND P4TH3T1C!”

The troll female laughed more as the other stopped his flashing eyes and glared at the women before shoving her shoulder. “let2 ju2t 2ee what pupa ha2 two 2ay alriight” She pouted at the male before moving to the ramp in the center of the room and started to walk up cautiously, a hall way spit off into three different directions. “we go riight accordiing two vrii2ka2 report”

“1F YOU ST1LL W4NT TO TRUST H3R F1N3 W3 W1LL GO R1GHT! BUT 1T COULD JUST B3 4 W4ST3 OF T1M3 YOU KNOW!”

“you cant be 2o untru2tiing of vrii2ka TT”

“W4TCH M3 S1R3N BOY!” She smirked at her partner and trots off towards the door way to the right, despite her believe of it being the wrong direction but she decided to humor her partner. She opened the door and walked in grinning as she inhaled deeply awaiting a trap that didn’t exist. “W3LL GU3SS 1 W4S WRONG TH1S T1M3 BUT 1M SUR3 SH3 W1LL TRY TO G3T M3 N3XT T1M3.”

“wELCOME OFFICERS, mAY i GET YOU A DRINK, mAYBE SOMETHING TO EAT? fROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, yOU HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY WITH,,, kICKING MY DOOR DOWN? wHY DID YOU EVEN DO THAT? eVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?” Pupa sat in his wheelchair his horns almost larger than his head, a grin painted onto his face as always when confronting Officer Pyrope. Some sick attraction he had to her, or maybe it was with Officer Captor? But that is something no one wanted to think about.

“S1L3NC3! W3 W1LL 4SK TH3 QU3ST1ONS H3R3 PUP4!” Terezi pointed off to the window thinking that’s where the man was, the other officer pushing her hand to the proper direction as he bowed his head in shame. “TH4NK YOU!”
The officer had her usual excited demeanor about her questioning, especially when it’s Pupa, kind of like she is getting revenge on him for that disgusting crush. Taking her time to slowly pick him apart build him back up of leaving unharmed then crushing him again. As she stepped closer to the criminal and placed her hands on the others pinning him down and showing her evil smile, Pupa blushing and smiling back. A ticking sound could be heard in the room but there was a lack, Sollux looked around for where the sound was coming from. “aSK AWAY MY BEAUTIFUL PYROPE, pERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS INTERROGATION IN ANOTHER ROOM ALONE?”

The bull horned man was full of himself and confident, this is to come from being a mobster I guess but it has its limits and he is certainly breaking every last one of them. Terezi rolled her eyes and walked back towards the other officer who still looked around the room for the ticking sound from before. Then it stopped, the room went silent for a minute before one last tick could be heard, its location was in a trash can at the end of Pupa’s desk. A red light could be seen underneath some paper inside the waste basket; Sollux grabbed the other officer and dived to the ground away from the bin as it erupted into flames then explodes.

I made Tavros a little more confident in himself simply because I thought it should be like that, I mean he is a mobster he should be a little Charasmatic as well as confident.
Be sure to share what you think.

[Guardian G.I]

ChrisSprite: You are asking for comments on your story, so here is my comment: I don't know anything about writing stories, but when I read your story, it seemed to me as too "standard". Your story elements (mostly) match the default AU canon, and because of that, it feels a little bit boring (to me, at least).

Soundtrack suggestions:

This could be the theme for the entire team of super heroes (John, Dave, Jade and probably Rose). My headcanon doesn't have them though, apart from parallel timeline versions of those superheroes randomly appearing in the city through unstable time anomalies. They tend to mysteriously die shortly after appearing.

Not sure if anyone can be remotely interested in my headcanon soundtrack (I've posted some concepts of that headcanon before on page 90) but I'll post anyway: future Alternia action theme (by future, I mean 50 years ahead of the main events, during the times of post-Scratch kids and the trolls post-Scratch ancestors)
And the theme for the Sufferer's Brotherhood of Nod-esque militant cult, the Order of the Sufferer, from the same timeframe.

[Zaprika]

I apologize for double posting but seeing as no one else is commenting I just want to post what I have so for with my story. I hope you like it.

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Alternia City was a dark town of corruption and hatred that flowed through everything and everyone, only one group of people stood between utter chaos and keeping the town to a somewhat civilized existence. Alternia Police Department, the troll cops. Although there forces are small, those few are the best; there is simply no contest. Officer Terezi Pyrope the senior officer and most dangerous, even though she is blind no criminal has ever gotten away from her, course sometimes they don’t make it to the station and others they come to the station somewhat wet faced due to extensive “visuals” as she says. These visuals are yet to be documented for what they really are because that would most likely involve more paperwork, and less paperwork means a Chief and more money, that and we honestly don’t want to know what she did to them. It seems gross.

Officer Pyrope’s partner is Sollux Captor, this is her preference as well as the department’s choice, he seems to keep her in check with something he writes down as “Wee”s and “Woo”s but let’s be honest this has to be some kind of Psionic code for something cool and mysterious. He uses his eyes as red and blue lights to tell suspects to pull over or to stop running but it hardly every works out like that, Terezi just makes him do it cause she likes the smell and flavor of those two colors. Officer Captor uses his Psionic abilities to interrogate suspects as well as defensive purposes in the field, the only down side to this officer is his sudden changes from good cop to bad cop. That is also another aspect of which we enjoy from this member of the force; he saves us money on other officers by pretty much being two at the same time.

These two officers are in pursuit of a criminal so dangerous he was able to get the crime factions of Alternia City to team up; we have recently lost two officers due to an attack on the COD Piece Bank of Alternia. Officerbot Aradia and Officerbot Aradia, this was a devastating loss to the other six Officerbots who quoted on the matter “It happens”, a heartwarming remark to everyone on the force. Getting back to the criminal though, he has been elusive to every officer before Pyrope and Captor; they are following a lead they received from an eye witness leading them to suspect one of the deadliest criminals of all Alternia, Pupa.

“all iim 2ayiing ii2 the comii22iioner ha2 a poiint about our method2 TT” Officer Captor said as he drove down the empty street of Alternia, the usual lisp was still mixed into his voice. The female officer laid back in her seat and looked at Sollux despite her blindness, she liked to pretend she could just to throw people off, one of the many mind games the male officer had learned to be immune to. “that2 2omethiing ii 2hould 2ay two you but we both know you’re not the only one who ha2 que2tiionable method2 when apprehendiing or iinterrogatiing 2u2pect2.”

“PL34S3 T3LL M3 TH3 T1M3 1M SUPPOS3 TO C4R3 WH4T TH3Y S4Y ABOUT MY M3THODS? 4S LONG 4S 1 C4TCH TH3 CR1M1N4L 1 DON’T C4R3 WH4T 4NYON3 H4S TO S4Y.” She smirked as she leaned over the center piece of her vehicle closer to her partner, she sniffed lightly before giggling. “B3S1D3S YOU L1K3 MY M3THODS SOLLUX TH3R3S NO D3NY1NG 1T.” He rolled his eyes lightly forgetting for a moment that she couldn’t see it, he did forget she was blind from time to time but it didn’t matter that’s how she wanted it.
“whatever you 2ay TT”

The officers pulled up to the curb in front of a mansion with the Taurus simple on the gate and made into the stained glass windows, this was certainly home to the infamous Pupa that is if the information from Officer Sekret was legitimate. She had a knack for sending Pyrope on wild goose chases that never led anywhere, of course the troll followed these leads simply cause she liked to find the criminal in the most confounded of ways and the more they had a reason to drive really fast down the streets the more she got to hear her favorite officer “Wee” and “Woo” with his flashing eyeballs. “2o thii2 ii2 the hou2e of pupa”

“SO VR1SK4 S4YS, TH3N 4G41N WH3N H4S 1NFORM4T1ON FROM H3R 3V3R B33N R3L14BL3?” The blind woman stepped out of the vehicle and opened the gate as the other officer stepped out and moved to stand next to her. “DO 1T.”

“ii have no iidea what your referiing two TT” The male blushed lightly and looked up towards the window, a shadow could be seen standing in the glass another sitting in a chair his horns were huge and noticeable from just about anywhere outside. “ii2 that pupa iin that upper hand wiindow”

“Y3S BUT W3 4R3NT GO1NG 1N UNT1L YOU DO TH3 TH1NG.” Sollux went to object but had a hand gently pat his face as she started to shh the officer and grin as she continually said “DO 1T DO 1T” until the male gave into her demands as started to flash his eyes alternating between his blue eye and his red one while “wee”ing and “woo”ing also alternating between the two. “Y34! NOW W3 C4N DO TH1S PROP3RLY!”

The females grin grew in size as she started to run towards the door followed by her troll sirens, she reached the door and kicked it open letting Sollux youth roll into the building and looking around a butler standing there staring at the man. “YOU FUCK ASS! YOU COULD HAVE JUST KNOCKED! NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP!” The butler threw the white cloth from his shoulder to the ground and storming off into a different room, Terezi giggled as she walked into the room after the raging troll left.

“D1D YOU S33 H1S HORNS, TH3Y W3R3 SO NUBBY 4ND P4TH3T1C!”

The troll female laughed more as the other stopped his flashing eyes and glared at the women before shoving her shoulder. “let2 ju2t 2ee what pupa ha2 two 2ay alriight” She pouted at the male before moving to the ramp in the center of the room and started to walk up cautiously, a hall way spit off into three different directions. “we go riight accordiing two vrii2ka2 report”

“1F YOU ST1LL W4NT TO TRUST H3R F1N3 W3 W1LL GO R1GHT! BUT 1T COULD JUST B3 4 W4ST3 OF T1M3 YOU KNOW!”

“you cant be 2o untru2tiing of vrii2ka TT”

“W4TCH M3 S1R3N BOY!” She smirked at her partner and trots off towards the door way to the right, despite her believe of it being the wrong direction but she decided to humor her partner. She opened the door and walked in grinning as she inhaled deeply awaiting a trap that didn’t exist. “W3LL GU3SS 1 W4S WRONG TH1S T1M3 BUT 1M SUR3 SH3 W1LL TRY TO G3T M3 N3XT T1M3.”

“wELCOME OFFICERS, mAY i GET YOU A DRINK, mAYBE SOMETHING TO EAT? fROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, yOU HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY WITH,,, kICKING MY DOOR DOWN? wHY DID YOU EVEN DO THAT? eVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?” Pupa sat in his wheelchair his horns almost larger than his head, a grin painted onto his face as always when confronting Officer Pyrope. Some sick attraction he had to her, or maybe it was with Officer Captor? But that is something no one wanted to think about.

“S1L3NC3! W3 W1LL 4SK TH3 QU3ST1ONS H3R3 PUP4!” Terezi pointed off to the window thinking that’s where the man was, the other officer pushing her hand to the proper direction as he bowed his head in shame. “TH4NK YOU!”
The officer had her usual excited demeanor about her questioning, especially when it’s Pupa, kind of like she is getting revenge on him for that disgusting crush. Taking her time to slowly pick him apart build him back up of leaving unharmed then crushing him again. As she stepped closer to the criminal and placed her hands on the others pinning him down and showing her evil smile, Pupa blushing and smiling back. A ticking sound could be heard in the room but there was a lack, Sollux looked around for where the sound was coming from. “aSK AWAY MY BEAUTIFUL PYROPE, pERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS INTERROGATION IN ANOTHER ROOM ALONE?”

The bull horned man was full of himself and confident, this is to come from being a mobster I guess but it has its limits and he is certainly breaking every last one of them. Terezi rolled her eyes and walked back towards the other officer who still looked around the room for the ticking sound from before. Then it stopped, the room went silent for a minute before one last tick could be heard, its location was in a trash can at the end of Pupa’s desk. A red light could be seen underneath some paper inside the waste basket; Sollux grabbed the other officer and dived to the ground away from the bin as it erupted into flames then explodes.

I made Tavros a little more confident in himself simply because I thought it should be like that, I mean he is a mobster he should be a little Charasmatic as well as confident.
Be sure to share what you think.

Wellz I can see where GGI's opinion is coming from, though to me there's not a lot of motion in the story right now anywho, and it's too early to judge...then again I'm the kinda girl that likes to wait past a few writing samples before being all uppity, so I do hope you intend to do more.

[makuta]

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Just something I thought of on the spot.

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Bio: LORD ENGLISH

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Name: Lord English
Status: HE IS ALREADY HEREPublic Enemy #1

To say that Lord English is dangerous is like saying that standing under a waterfall will make you 'slightly damp and a little sore'. Not only is he the leader of the FELT, but his schemes make Mr. Pupa's look like they were made by a 3 year old human child. Possesing strange powers, he seems to have some hand in many of the major events throughout history. How, we don't know, but not only is the evidence there if you look hard enough, we also have had our SEER confirm it (She perfers you don't ask). Also, any rumors of him being ALREADY HERE are (thankfully) false, otherwise the FELT wouldn't be able to shut up about it. I highly doubt this city would survive long is he was here. And please, don't ask about what he's done. There's a reason why one of his 'nicknames' is 'The Nightmare of nightmares.'

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It probably sucks.

[Ra Zarudo]

@Makuta: You could definitely spruce that up with how he may or may not be affiliated with CrockerCorp.

Also, remember when I made that blatant Scarface reference down page 86ish? Well...

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The Troll!Cops "Crabface" OVA was a series of four non-canon episodes with a new story penned by Carlos Lazaro. Focusing on the street gang, the OVA became infamous for its detailed graphic content and gratuitous profanity - even by the standards viewers were used to for Karkat's frequently expletive-laden dialogue.

Despite being released unrated, the Crabface OVA was quickly pulled from shelves after a barrage of complaints from decency groups, and remains a sought-after collector's item for fans of the series.

Engage Criminal Mode - When a friend of Gamzee's shows Karkat a way into the city's illegal sopor trade, Karkat seizes the opportunity to make some easy money...but at what cost? And why is Officer Terezi suddenly having terribad, nightmarish visions?

[CG]: Ascend - Fearing the Carcino Gang becoming too good as his 'employees', Mr. Pupa tries to have them killed, Karkat is offered assistance from a mysterious new supplier, and Terezi and Sollux have to cope with the bodycount.

carcinoGangster - Karkat, Nepeta and Gamzee are on top of the world and living large. But cracks appear in the gilded mask when Karkat also starts getting high on his own supply - and the PD decides to turn up the heat.

[CG]: Descend - With the law and the entire Strider Mafia bearing down, the Carcino Gang turn on each other and Karkat is forced to pick between his empire and doing something he cannot bring himself to do. Can Officer Terezi Pyrope give him a way out before he takes the entire city with him?

[IrreversibleEternal]

:rancorous::befuddled:Can you make a group of this.the one on dA doesnt let most people in and they want to be apart of it too

[ChrisSprite]

ChrisSprite: You are asking for comments on your story, so here is my comment: I don't know anything about writing stories, but when I read your story, it seemed to me as too "standard". Your story elements (mostly) match the default AU canon, and because of that, it feels a little bit boring (to me, at least).

Soundtrack suggestions:

This could be the theme for the entire team of super heroes (John, Dave, Jade and probably Rose). My headcanon doesn't have them though, apart from parallel timeline versions of those superheroes randomly appearing in the city through unstable time anomalies. They tend to mysteriously die shortly after appearing.

Not sure if anyone can be remotely interested in my headcanon soundtrack (I've posted some concepts of that headcanon before on page 90) but I'll post anyway: future Alternia action theme (by future, I mean 50 years ahead of the main events, during the times of post-Scratch kids and the trolls post-Scratch ancestors)
And the theme for the Sufferer's Brotherhood of Nod-esque militant cult, the Order of the Sufferer, from the same timeframe.

I understand completely where your comments come from, I have been working on it lately. and most of my stories progressivly get better according to my friends.
I enjoy the feed back cause it definently pushes me forward to improve.

>.> More music for me to jam to while writing.

[Ra Zarudo]

@IE: Hmm? The DA group wants to be a part of this? I thought the DA group was spun off of this. o_O

[Zaprika]

No no no, I'm sure IE means the excluded people from said DA group would like to participate too. I personally don't find the DA group as exclusive as it seems inactive like this thread. I just wish there was some stable location to participate in all this.

[kilozombie]

Guys I need help.

A long time ago I read a fic linked on here somewhere. It was a Trollcops one, olden-times with both humans and trolls. Vriska plays Russian Roulette with Clover at one point, the Felt get in a big shootout, at the end Vriska burns both of Terezi's eyes out with fire. Also Sollux shoots Aradia with a shotgun.

Pleaaaaaaaaaaasee help, I want to keep it foweveh

[sebastian]

the loaded key.

not strictly trollcops, but it could be. One of the best homestuck fanfics I've ever read.

[kilozombie]

the loaded key.

not strictly trollcops, but it could be. One of the best homestuck fanfics I've ever read.

i

i love you forever

[Zaprika]

O.o Wow this I must read.

[Guardian G.I]

I've tried writing down a few storyline ideas for a fictional Trollcops TV series. They all feature Hussie for an unknown reason:

The Empty Huss — The Alternia City Police is investigating reports of mindless clones of Andrew Hussie appearing throughout the city. It quickly turns out that any person, who comes into physical contact with the Hussie clones transforms into a Hussie clone himself, which eventually results in a horde of Hussies rampaging in the streets.

Patching Up — This episode continues the story of "The Empty Huss". The surviving members of the Alternia City Police, the military, and the Strider Mafia team up with the Felt to defeat the Hussie plague. Meanwhile, Terezi Pyrope and Dave Strider steal one of the Felt time machines and go into the past on a romantic trip. A few seconds after that, several unstable space-time rifts open up and tear the city apart. It's up to the Felt to save the day and revert everything to normal.

Flight of the Hussdragon — Andrew Hussie appears in Alternia City yet again, planning to find his "bullies" and fuck their shit up with the help of his new friend, a long magic flying dog. The Alternia City Police is on his list of bullies...

[Aquila]

The DA group is kind of... recovering at the moment.

We had a number of members drop in the past few months. We're drawing some interest in the Homestuck DARP, so we're working together on a few other projects. We haven't been accepting members because of the journal entry on the front page that says we're on hiatus. Though as the owner of the group, I'm always looking for art and fanfic submissions to add to our gallery.

[Zaprika]

Hmm good to know thanks! ^~^

[Ra Zarudo]

In the meantime, I actually started to work on carcinoGangster a little more and came up with this.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8084211/1/

I'm sorry. ;_;

[Decker]

i

i love you forever

I always love to see more love for this series.

But wait, that's not all!
There are also three more short stories in this AU!
Anger Management, which takes a look at the relationship between Nepeta and Equius
What Doesn't Kill You, which takes a look at the relationship between Vriska and Tavros.
And Dead Meat, which takes a look at the relationship between Vriska and being completely batshit nuts.
The first two are prequels and the last one is part of the now scrapped sequel. There is, unfortunately, no GriffinArts to look at.

Also, yeah, Loaded Key was never meant to be part of the Troll!Cops series, but the inspiration is kind of there? I kind of want to say I had the idea before Troll!Cops but I doubt anyone would believe me. :c

Edit: Seriously Guys, Dead Meat is really fucking dark and has some really disturbing themes.

[Ra Zarudo]

I always love to see more love for this series.

Edit: Seriously Guys, Dead Meat is really fucking dark and has some really disturbing themes.

...wow. That really is dark. _{totes love it though.} I'm not sure exactly when Troll!Cops became a thing though but I'm pretty sure TLK actually helped.

In the meantime, I've also started a proper Troll!Cops character askblog...and here's a teaser image for the first answer, deliberately inspired by a certain neo-noir detective game that just came out:

[Decker]

I'm not sure exactly when Troll!Cops became a thing though but I'm pretty sure TLK actually helped.

I'd say it was the other way around, actually.
c:

[Ra Zarudo]

Oh gog these revelations.

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I think I might have found a Mona for Eridan's Max.

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AND IT'S NOT FEF/THE CULLER.

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UU: god...i tUrned oUt to be sUch a damsel in distress...

Edit: In the meantime, a question got answered.

[Ra Zarudo]

Apologies for the double post...but I have come with Alpha!Kid Supervillains. O_O

Jane Crocker - Just a normal corporate heiress that enjoys baking and cooking...until she puts on her headband and becomes The Countess, leader of the League of DOOF. Her only weakness so far seems to be her heart. The Countess opines for Jake's love, but as Jane she seems to have taken a liking to a local movie-loving nerd...

Jake English - A notorious European (they all talk in British accents when speaking English, duh!) arms dealer and poacher making moves into New Alternia's black market. Villain mode is a sort of Lord English Lite directly inspired by NicCage!GhostRider and The Hulk. No time powers or billiard-eyes, primarily "blunt-force" strength to contrast with Jade's sharpshooting firepower.

Roxy Lalonde - A popular socialite that can always be found drunk out of her mind at every high-profile party. However, her constantly slurring exterior masks a supremely talented hacker, one that can evade Rose's seer ability and ensure their secret supervillain plotting meetings are never found.

Dirk Strider - Ironically (yes, ironically) the "hero" of the group as he is the only member to forego using lethal tactics as the Cromaeus. Essentially the Christopher Nolan to Dave's Burton/Schumacher. He's also Dave's long-lost brother, though despite obviously bearing the style of the first SeppuCrow nobody can tell. Constantly has to rebuff offers from Jake to be his "partner" in more than one sense of the word.

[Aquila]

We've had some experimenting with the Alpha kids a while ago, but we never really got a chance to solidify them. Our Jane Crocker was actually a sort of private investigator while Roxy Lalonde was a transfer student who went to John's ectobiology college.

[Ra Zarudo]

Well dang, and here I was picking Calliope as DE's partner.