TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[momatoes]

I get the impression that Maleno has all the ships, all of them~

And the greatest ship of all, which can voyage over seven seas.

Friendship.

oh gog that was a stupid joke please forgive me

[Temperencia]

Your welcome.

>:3

[JadeWolf27]

RAGE, my computer is being stupid and it won't let me post my troll worth anything. First it thinks that backspace means go back a page (I thought we've been over this before you stupid thing, it means delete the letters!) and then Firefox decides to crash on me when I try to find the perfect blood/text colour for her. Does my troll really suck that much computer, really?!

This is sad, I'm trying to have a rational yell-discussion with my computer... -_-'

[Panzerbear]

*Pats JadeWolf* Computers respond better to cookies than yelling.

And this next one is crappy, but it's a whopping five minutes of work, tops.

[Corny]

MORE LOVE FOR MALENO



In case it wasn't already painfully obvious that I ship these two.
(and I needed an excuse to draw stupid little santa hats on her head anyway)

[Flamerider64]

Shall I cue the studio audience guys?

[Julia]

B'awwwwww

Who doesn't ship Maleno and Tettra? :P

[amnesiaDinosaur]

I didn't. Until 5 seconds ago.

[JadeWolf27]

Asdjfffff... so adorable!
*Ships so much you have no idea...*

[Panzerbear]

MORE LOVE FOR MALENO



In case it wasn't already painfully obvious that I ship these two.
(and I needed an excuse to draw stupid little santa hats on her head anyway)

:3 :3 :3

There's no way to properly express how awesome that is.

[Bandages]

my heart grew three sizes this day

[Alyss]

shipshipshipship

[hurlingPagan]

Making a 4th troll, he will be a green blood. >.>

[Cevaztyen]

MORE LOVE FOR MALENO



In case it wasn't already painfully obvious that I ship these two.
(and I needed an excuse to draw stupid little santa hats on her head anyway)

I am totally not surprised.
D'aaawwwwww!

[mars7a]

Your name is LUMENN LEHVIS, and today is your WRIGGLING DAY. Not that it's anything worth mentioning, anyway. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have an unrelenting passion for BLACK AND WHITE NOIR DETECTIVE FILMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to compose CHIPTUNE SONGS on your COMPUTER, but you are UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY AT IT. You try to hide your DISGUSTINGLY OBVIOUS LACK OF MUSICAL SKILL in a FACADE OF IRONY, without any hint of what the word actually means. Unexpectedly, you actually have a great SINGING VOICE, but you rarely reveal it.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is kilowattsKinesis and you speak in an utterly boring and uncreative manner.

Bluh bluh. So shitty.

[midnightAgony]

So....Karkat's secret brother twice removed?

[mars7a]

So....Karkat's secret brother twice removed?

Haha, nope. I was planning on doing something in which it's 12 trolls, with the same blood colors as the Hivebent trolls. They're based lightly on the original canon trolls, and are also based around the sun, the 9 planets, Ceres, and Earth's moon.

[Temperencia]

Uhm, EXCUSE ME I WANTED A BYROSS WITH THAT MALENO

loljk



"so beautiful~!"

[deceitfulDarj]

Your name is Achord Pihnoissy and you hate hate hate yourself. You are the worst troll and you are ugly and you can't believe anyone would love you. Sometimes you look in the mirror and are able to stand yourself for maybe a second before you have to look away in disgust.

You are perfectly sure those blotches on your face are some sort of incoming sickness and you inform everyone you know about them, as well as how terrible your horns are and how they get in the way aaaalways. You honestly can't understand how people could even bear talking to you for a mohohoHAHAHAH okay you can't keep this up.

You are the best troll and incredibly confident about this. You like to approach tightly knit groups of people starting with the weakest ones, convincing them to let you in and deal with you. ...And then you start things.

You convince them that their moirail really just has a passing distaste for them, that their kismesis actually just wants to be friends, that their matesprit killed their lusus and other complete BS.

Hardly anything about you is consistent, or real for that matter. You generally go through about two or three trolltags before you change it and go on to troll some other group. Even your blotches aren't real - you apply makeup every day to make yourself look sorrier. Your blood is even a fairly average teal shade as opposed to the low, low red you pretend it to be.

Your wardrobe consists of gifts from your past "friends" who feel pity of your initial "rags and filthy clothes" - there's a surprisingly large amount of trolls out there who design clothing for attention!

Incidentally, you are also terrible at making friends and occasionally you will latch on to a person and actually want to be their friend. You are not good at taking what you give out and if someone else betrays you you pretty much fall apart and make it your aim to ruin their life (but fail at it once they know how you really act.)

Just in case things get dangerous, you practice with your flailkind specibus every day. Not that you're getting any better at it, but you like to pretend you are. Your trolltag varies, but is currently turnwaysTintinnabulation and you speak in a short and s s sorta k kinda uncertain manner w w with l lots of s s spaces and s s stuttering. . . and e erm sort of d d drawl off sometimes you g g guess. . . that will eventually sort of fall apart in A VERY LOUD OBNOOOXIOUS MANNER PFFHAHAHHAH!!!

(Sorry about the lack of capitals and such, I really suck at designating things as important or not. ;C)

[Corny]

After such a positive reaction, I had to do more :'3
I'd had this idea way back when I first created Tettra, but had nobody at the time to use as a victim.
VICTIM FOUND.

[alexthewhite]

MORE LOVE FOR MALENO



In case it wasn't already painfully obvious that I ship these two.
(and I needed an excuse to draw stupid little santa hats on her head anyway)

And at that moment, Argead's heart grew to three times its size.
He decided he would kill these two and bury them together.

[Bandages]

This is disgutingly adorable

[amnesiaDinosaur]

0uch.

[Temperencia]

After such a positive reaction, I had to do more :'3
I'd had this idea way back when I first created Tettra, but had nobody at the time to use as a victim.
VICTIM FOUND.

Tettra is a..



Player.

[mars7a]

More Lumenn.