TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Miff]

Your name is HATAYA XAPTNC (hah-TIE-ya ZAPT-nik).

You are a fan of COLLECTIBALE CARD GAMES, and will go to GREAT LEGNTHS to further your collections of various types of cards. Some even call you OBSESSED. You do not beleive in the hemospectrum as much as you beleive that trolls should be ranked by their SKILL AT CARD GAMES. Unfortuently, pretty much nobody else shares this belief.

Unfortuently, you have difficulty paying attention to other things and often have DUMB IDEAS. You would have likely died by now in normal troll society, but you were fortunate to have been partaking in a RIDICULOUS SOCIAL EXPERIMENT for as long as you can remember. You do not even remember ever possessing a traditional custodian. You've been avoding culling thus far due to your innate affinity for MATHEMATICS.

Your trolltag is carefreeCollector and you use a m[]stly benign meth[]d []f speaking on "trollian".

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Text/blood color: #609c63 / green
Typing quirk: All lower case, replaces "o" with "[]", puts quotes around proper nouns.
Shirt symbol: Some sort of lightning design? I don't know, it's just from random drawing.
Strife specibus: cardKind
Fetch modus: Hand modus -- Shuffle your Captchalouge Deck and draw X cards, where X is 5 or half the number of cards in your Captchalouge Deck, whichever is fewer. Select one card from the drawn cards and deploy that item, then return the remainder to the Captchalouge Deck. (( It literally says that on the modus card. ))

Yeah, this is my troll for the school RP.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

Yeoj and Hataya should just play card games in class. Like in that one show about card games.

[Miff]

Yeoj and Hataya should just play card games in class. Like in that one show about card games.

Indeed.

"yeoj"? "alternia" to "yeoj"? it's your move!

[amnesiaDinosaur]

"I NYEH? SUMMON BABY SCALEBEAST IN NYEH? DEFENSE MODE."

[momatoes]

What nyeh?

[Temperencia]

(lul sorry TR, but your troll just found a..

SISTUR)



Your name is OLITA CHESSIER.
(Ol-ai-ta Ch-ess-ai-er)
Witch of War
Land of Black and Sunshine
"Oh lady Bishop, please forgive my disobeying!"

CHESS is what your LIFE is about. When you were just a GRUB, you developed a great sense of playing BOARD GAMES. CANDYLAND, TROLLTRAP, all of it. But your personal FAVORITE.. CHESS! It took great STRATEGY and CHEAP MOVES to beat your OPPONENT. After about twenty successful games of CHESS, you felt so HAPPY for your skill! Sadly this is the only thing you're good at.. But every professional CHESS man should at least develope RED FEELINGS to a PIECE, and that one is of course-- the KNIGHT! You wish that a KNIGHT will sweep you off your FEET and develope RED FEELINGS for you~!

LOLITA FASHION is what you have a love for, since their RUFFLES and LACES just makes you want to WEAR IT! There's SWEET LOLITAS, CLASSIC LOLITA, but GOTHIC LOLITA is the best! They have the same color has a CHESS BOARD and it's PIECES! You always hang around SHOPPING MALLS, ACERTROMBIE & FITCH, and TROLLCY'S. You also like to SING, too. But not frequently since you're always hanging around CLOTHES and CHESS PIECES.

You like to watch TERRIBLE ROMANCE MOVIES. It's just SO AWESOME. Due to this, you are a bit FLIRTY sometimes but has a LARGE DESIRE for KISMESISHIP. I mean SERIOUSLY YOU ARE DESPERATE and LONELY.

Your LUSUS is a FLOATING MANNIQUIN. She doesn't have the POLE that holds the BODY, it just has a DRESS ON. There's not much it can do except GENERATE FUCKING AWESOME CLOTHES FOR YOU YYYYEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is DRESSKIND. Your DRESS can SUMMON DEMON-LIKE ANIMALS under your SKIRT, or at least you are stripped NAKED. Okay the LATTER was just a JOKE only a guy who likes BUCKETS would like that.

Your FETCH MODUS is CHESSKIND, where you'd have to organize your CHESS TEAM'S SIDE PROPERLY, and when FINISHED, the OBJECT you would need will DROP DOWN in FRONT OF YOU.

Your TROLLIAN is rememberKnight and You address everyone to their assigned role, for example, a bladesman would be adressed a Knight.

MISC:

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Age: 7 Solar Sweeps
Symbol: Ruffles or a Curly Wave
Lusus: Mannequin
Hates: Sore Losers, Cheaters, and Whiners
Likes: Knights, Board Games, and Dresses.

[ComeHonorTeets]

OMFG YES LOLITA TROLL333

[Bandages]

Because sometimes it can be fun

one of my trolls is a living portal to a realm full of gods

[momatoes]

Is that a joke character? Because if not, then I'd have to reiterate what Maya said.

Broken troll powers and statuses = not...that...fun.

(e: ninja'd by reasonable explanations. ignore meee)

[ZDG]

Why do i keep thinking this is a ripoff of Zarados?
Because, All gray + cape + white eyes (just missing the black one) you just removed the black eye, added the horns, made the eyes higher and added some color variety, otherwise it's a perfect copy of zarados.

[Bandages]

Hey guys

please stop being harsh, okay? I mean, his troll is pretty "Mary Sue"ish but he made it and we don't have a right to be rude or call him a rip off or whatever.

I stand by my original defense: It is fun making trolls.

[ZDG]

we don't have a right to [...] call him a rip off or whatever.

I'm sorry, but we have the right to defend our work from being stolen.
No one said anything like this when someone (can't remember who) made a Naphal ripoff.

I stand by my original defense: It is fun making trolls.

It is, but only when you don't rip off other trolls.

[Temperencia]

Mmmh. Just because it happens to look like your troll doesn't mean that he actually ripped it off.

I stand by Bandages. Kinda of a bad character, but I think you're kinda going a bit far on making the assumption that he used your character as a template.

Unless you're somehow sure that he did indeed stare at your character and have some kind of inspiration from it...

These things do happen.

[Thunder Reign]

Oh my god everyone shut up and stop arguing have something stupid.

[ZDG]

Heh, alright (i tend to get carried out a lot.).
Also, 63naphal looks cute, maybe with a bit more color saturation?

[Bandages]

check out my new 100% original troll

[ZDG]

... I'm not even going to try anything anymore.

[chimericWilder]

Explosions. Explosions for everyone. Yeeeeah.
Just wanted to tag it, never mind me.

[Scottzar]

@ZDG: I hadn't seen your character. Upon inspection, I discovered that they were depressingly similar. I've removed Scottzar and will only repost him if I end up changing him (as it would be rude and useless having someone that is basically the same as a already existing troll). I don't really care, I never really finished him and basically only used him as a Deus ex Machina.

[Panzerbear]

Alright, folks, shit just got motherfuckin' educational up ins.

[Temperencia]

check out my new 100% original troll

SO ORIGINAL~

lul.

NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO HI-SCHOOL

[amnesiaDinosaur]

ITS HIGH SCHOOL. BLUH.

[mars7a]

High school

[Temperencia]

Or...

Is it?

[Cevaztyen]

It could be called low school for all we know.