Your name is HATAYA XAPTNC (hah-TIE-ya ZAPT-nik).
You are a fan of COLLECTIBALE CARD GAMES, and will go to GREAT LEGNTHS to further your collections of various types of cards. Some even call you OBSESSED. You do not beleive in the hemospectrum as much as you beleive that trolls should be ranked by their SKILL AT CARD GAMES. Unfortuently, pretty much nobody else shares this belief.
Unfortuently, you have difficulty paying attention to other things and often have DUMB IDEAS. You would have likely died by now in normal troll society, but you were fortunate to have been partaking in a RIDICULOUS SOCIAL EXPERIMENT for as long as you can remember. You do not even remember ever possessing a traditional custodian. You've been avoding culling thus far due to your innate affinity for MATHEMATICS.
Your trolltag is carefreeCollector and you use a mstly benign methd f speaking on "trollian".
Yeah, this is my troll for the school RP.