TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[CrazyMan]

NAME: Genner Hypoleo HORNS: ??? SYMBOL: ??? TYPING QUIRK: ??? OTHER QUIRKS: ??? LUSUS: ???

[Stinkosar]

Symbol: Tetris L-block (Mheeheheh)
Typing quirk: 5o how5 /t go/n'?

[Gecky]

Hello, good people of alternia. I have come here to make a request. You see, I lack a certain modus for one of my friends, his name is Kimio. If you can help me, please do so.

[Phantomad]

What sort of modus is this?

[Gecky]

Wait never mind, I got one.

[Phantomad]

Oh, okay. I'm glad your friend is modused now.

[Queelez]

Alright then, here goes.

Be the OBLIVIOUS KNOW-IT-ALL



I beg your pardon.

Your name is ROMEDA GNARSH.

You give great consideration to THOSE THAT CAME BEFORE YOU, primarily the THOUSANDS OF RACES your species has conquered. You do your best to learn their stories and folklore, but as many (re: all) of them have been banned from Alternia, this is VERY DIFFICULT. You love stories of all sorts, and constantly STUDY and OVERANALYZE them. You believe that your constant research into literature gives you a great boon with your own writing, but you are still ONLY AVERAGE. You believe that history is the GREATEST STORY OF THEM ALL, which most of your colleagues believe is BULLSHIT. They especially believe this when they hear YOUR IMPROMTPU LECTURES. Still, at least you know some stuff. Most of your time is spent reading and doing research, though you also enjoy MODIFYING AND REPAIRING TIMEKEEPERS. You began this practice as a way to remind you that the past is ALWAYS IMPORTANT.

You do not have any psychic abilities, but your memory is VERY ACCURATE. While most people forget things over time, you do not. You have all of your memories. All of them.

Your trolltag is bygoneLibrarian, and you speak in a whimsicai, if occasionally seif-centered, fashion. This means that you rareiy use the iowercase form of the ietter ‘l,’ and that you make sure to emphasize your one-word sentences and conjunctions. OBVIOUSLY.

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Age: Seven solar sweeps. (~15 years old)
Blood/Font: Green. #23831C [R35, G131, B28]
Symbol: Two triangles, pointed away from each other. Vertical. [Old Germanic sign for ‘autumn’]
Typing Quirk: Replaces lowercase ‘l’ with ‘i,’ capslocks one-word sentences and conjunctions.
Lusus: Owl, named Merrl.
Fetch Modus: TIMEKEEPER Modus. (Organized like a pocketwatch. Rotates at one second per item, must select at the proper time. It is possible to LOCK the modus in place. Maximum of twelve objects).
Strife Specibi: QUILLKIND
Title: Keeper of Antiquity
Planet: Land of Words and Fruit

[dragonLights]

Hello! My name's Ryoko and I am nervous! I mean new. I have been itching to show these to people who will get them (alas, few of my friends read MSPA.). So here they are.

Wiki page here.

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Your name is LEVIA ZWOTA.

You have a variety of CREATIVE INTERESTS, though this is likely because you become BORED WITH THEM after a short period of time. Among these interests are CASUAL ROLEPLAYING, PAINTING, and WRITING FICTION. You also enjoy FENCING, and usually practice in your hive once a week. You like to think you have gotten PRETTY GOOD AT IT. Your fondness for DRAGONS and SWORDS OF ALL KINDS has influenced you greatly, and you often think of trying out LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING. However, you find yourself BORED WITH THE GROUPS YOU TRY TO JOIN.

You are notoriously and scathingly SARCASTIC. It is terribly difficult for anyone else to tell when you're being serious and when you're kidding, because even when you're KIDDING, you act serious. This often involves PLAYING ALONG with pranks or jokes to the point you seem like you don't UNDERSTAND IT'S A JOKE, because you always talk with the same UNINTERESTED TONE. But the truth is, you are hardly ever that serious and are easily amused, despite what your CRAZY GOOD POKER FACE says. Most of the time the only expression you show is IRRITATION, and it's very rare that any troll gets a REAL SMILE out of you.

Your hive is in a rather SECLUDED MOUNTAIN VALLEY known as the Valley of the Scalebeasts, not far from a RIVER. Because you have to either CLIMB, SWIM, or MAKE A BOAT to go anywhere, you don't get out all that much. You mostly converse with others through Trollian, but you do make the effort to get out at least once a perigee. When you do meet other trolls, you are usually reserved and prefer to pick and choose what conversations you get into.

Sometimes you BLACK OUT and have gaps in your memory, but you haven't bothered to tell anyone, because you kind of DON'T CARE.

If it wasn't obvious, you are a little SPECIFIC about what you want.

Your trolltag is lucentDrake and { You like to em6el~lish your spe~ech. }



Your name is KALSERA SIMHIK.

You love COLOR! You try to bring color to everything around you, and it is why you have taken up DESIGNING CLOTHES, PLUSH-MAKING, and INTERIOR DESIGN. You also have vested an interest in the stories of RAINBOW DRINKERS. Sometimes the ROMANTIC THEMES in said stories really appeal to you, and sometimes they just seem a little SILLY.

Your favorite color is LIGHT BLUE. It is simply the best there is. It also happens to be your BLOOD COLOR! What other color would your blood be, silly? Thinking it could be anything else would be PREPOSTEROUS. Not that you have ever seen your blood. You are just too careful and too good with your trusty BOW AND ARROW that no one has ever made a scratch on you! Sometimes people mistake you for SOMEONE ELSE, which is strange, because you are totally UNIQUE. You wish they would stop confusing you with someone named LEVIA!

Your trolltag is lucentDrake and ~ y*u always have su(h a radiant pers*nality! ~

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Levia - #004953 midnight green - Cauda Draconis - rapierKind
Kalsera - #B0E0E6 powder blue - Caput Draconis - bowKind

Levia/Kalsera is 7 solar sweeps old, and her lusus is a wyvern named Aurora. If she were to play SGRUB, she'd be the Envoy of Dreams, and her world would be the Land of Waves and Color.

Hooray for split personalities. Hope you guys like.

EDIT: Oops, forgot to say. Her real blood color is the darker of the two.

[tonightsEntertainment]

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Got to say, I like these sprites.

Then again, I like a lot of sprites, so let me rephrase myself a bit.

I love these sprites.

[dragonLights]

Thanks! I was just looking over some of your trolls on the wiki, and I really like some of your designs too.

[maya]

fjlsdfaf holy wow. seconding tonightsEntertainment here, ryoko!! excellent work!!

[Panzerbear]

Is it weird to say that I really like the detail on the pants? >>

[tonightsEntertainment]

Is it weird to say that I really like the detail on the pants? >>

No, because its basically what caught my eye at first.

[dragonLights]

Gahhh you guys are too kind!

[Temperencia]

Is it weird to say that I really like the detail on the pants? >>

When I read this, I was like..

What details?

Then I noticed I was looking at the computer at an awkward angle.

AWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[OWLICOPTOR]

I want to show off my fantrolls too!



Your name is GALLUS FICTIS. You are six solar sweeps old, even if your DIMINUTIVE STATURE would indicate otherwise.

You have a crippling fear of heights, especially when stairs and related structures are involved. This is due to THAT ACCIDENT you had not too long ago where you fell down the stairs and SMASHED YOUR HORN. This is something you now refer to as your HORN PROBLEM, and you spend a great deal of your time repairing it with the GLUE and TAPE that litters your respiteblock. Luckily you are pretty good at putting things together, as evidenced by the amount of JIGSAW PUZZLES you keep in your hive.

Because you are insecure about your height and your HORN PROBLEM, you pretend to be the biggest, toughest troll on the Internet. You like to threaten to sic your LUSUS on others, even though your LUSUS would never actually do that. The thought of anyone finding out that you are COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT fills you with UNSPEAKABLE DREAD.

Your trolltag is dualConundrum, and you have a tendency to talkveryfast when you are nervous so that your wordsgetsmashedtogether.

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Symbol: Astronomical symbol for opposition.
Blood: Light Yellow. #fffa7c (Types in darker yellow because it's easier to see.)
Fetch Modus: Hunt and Peck (access items through a keyboard-like grid, the more items that are being held, the longer this takes).
Strife Specibi: Spikekind (uses one of his Lusus' spines).
Typing Quirk: Smashes words together, and also uses emoticons that look like birds. OvO XvX 6v9
Lusus: A Cockatrice named Bantam.

In SGRUB, Gallus' world would be The Land of Stairs and Towers.

[tonightsEntertainment]

So many new faces and new trolls! If I had to use a phrase to describe my... my... uhh...

Either way, the phrase is 'good golly'. Frankly more tame than I'm used to, but this is all warm'n'fuzzies, y'know?

[dragonLights]

The Land of Stairs and Towers

Oh geez, poor guy.

I like his horns.

[Queelez]

dragonLights...wow. That's really, really impressive. (a belt! I want a belt like that. *flails*)
OWLICOPTOR: Happy to see that Gallus is done!
Also, whoops, forgot to include the SGRUB information. Troll profile edited.

[dragonLights]

Thanks Queelez. I forgot to say, I really like your troll's personality!

[tonightsEntertainment]

Shiny new signature, with fully working links!

[Miff]

Shiny new signature, with fully working links!

Dang, that's awesome.

Also it reminds me my main trolls need Alterniabound sprites. D;

[Thunder Reign]

Shiny new signature, with fully working links!

Moreta is totally trying to feel Kate up there.

I approve. (;

[Metaflare]

*sees that TR has posted* oh shit oh shit oh fuckshit im about to be terrified arent i
*clicks* oh hey something silly and shares my setiments.

TR you fuck up my brain.

[Thunder Reign]

*sees that TR has posted* oh shit oh shit oh fuckshit im about to be terrified arent i
*clicks* oh hey something silly and shares my setiments.

TR you fuck up my brain.

What are you talking about? I never post anything out of the ordinary. Look, here's something else totally normal. Normal troll. Normal.