TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Tataudu]

Bluh bluh, profile goes here.
This is KAYBER REDOAL (Kay-buh Reh-du-all), he was part of a six-troll Sgrub session hosted on a desolate planet conquered many sweeps ago. He is 10 Sweeps of age, and has become something of an example of everything trolls should not be. He is a competent musician, and while violent, he's mostly a pacifist, taking his violence out using his music. He also fancies himself as being quite good with computers, which he is, having sent a remote server out into anti-timespace during his sgrub session, now using it to host a remote chat server with which he keeps in contact with Alternia. Occasionally aliens pick up the chat server too, but they're mostly boring so he boots them and bans their planet IP.
Although he is mostly a pacifist, he is a considerable foe, having finished SGRUB with his team without suffering injury. This also means he never attained God Tier, but that wasn't really important anyway.
While the rest of his teammates have long left the SGRUB Session, opting to claim their reward rather than stay, he remains in the medium, as he claims there is much left for him to do. What exactly is unknown.
During his SGRUB session, Kayber also found he is completely hopeless at romance, and most friendships in general. Infact, he's not very good at communication in general, so why he decided to keep in touch with Alternia is known only to him.
He harbours many strong beliefs, multiple of which conflict with the beliefs of troll society, often causing internal conflict, though he often ensures he keeps cool on the outside.
Lastly, he has a bit of a penchant for incredibly unusual practices. He once considered conducting a full blood swap, but never really got around to it.
He spends most of his time in his Land, the Land of Song and Snakes. Sometimes he likes to teach his Cobra consorts things. They're surprisingly good learners.
His title is the Bane of Faith, and his handle is reformIncendiary, although he thinks he'll change that again soon.

Short profile and bonus arts!

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Name: Kayber Redoal
Bane of Faith
Land of Song and Snakes
reformIncendiary
Consort: Cobras
Blood Colour: ???
Strife Specibus: ???
Fetch Modus: ???
Sprite: ???
Lusus: ???

[Phantomad]

*sees that TR has posted* oh shit oh shit oh fuckshit im about to be terrified arent i
*clicks* oh hey something silly and shares my setiments.

TR you fuck up my brain.

What are you talking about? I never post anything out of the ordinary. Look, here's something else totally normal. Normal troll. Normal.

That expression is like: "What? Me? Crazy? Don't say such silly things, Mr. Snufflepants. You're just a chair! Now sit quietly while I eat you"

[Julia]

I really like that troll Tataudu He's pretty awesome.

[Stinkosar]

--plentifulMaze began trolling tentacleInsanity--
PM: fm,sdghogrlfgdhltrjk
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PM: HELP ME HELP
PM: fhdfnhlghlhjfj
TI: what thBAHAHAHAHAHAH
PM: HELP
PM: FDGHFHJFGJGHJGHJGFHELPDHDFHELP
PM: DFHFGJDDHFHELPHELPHELPHEEELLLLLPPPPP
PM: FDHGFJHDJHFHDFHELP
TI: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PM: .dammit.
--plentifulMaze ceased trolling tentacleInsanity--

[tonightsEntertainment]

Shiny new signature, with fully working links!

Moreta is totally trying to feel Kate up there.

I approve. (;

Feel her up with a screwdriver.


You probably approve even more now, in that case.

[Gecky]

>Be the troll with the oversized jacket

Its a lab coat.

>Be the troll with the oversized lab coat


You are Brazen Plasto. You have a multitude of interests. One of these interests is collecting specimens and pinning them on walls. At first, you started with insects but then, your interest grew. You now have an impressionable collection of lusii including your own, a woofbeast. Sometimes, angry trolls come in search of their lusus. You pin them down too.

Your second interest is your miniature city. You have, in your basement, a miniature representation of your imaginative city. You spend hours every day up keeping it and, from time to time, you add another part to your city.

Your lab coat? What about it? Oh, why its that big? Well, one of the bigger trolls you found was carrying it and you thought it made you look scientific. You were right.

Your strife specibus? It's the net-kind. You were using it to catch butterflies but since you started catching trolls and lusii, you use the handle to put them down.

Your fetch modus? Its the shuffle modus, a modus that, every time you take or deposit an item shuffles the cards. For a good or bad result. You can only take the top card and when it is full, the bottom card gets shot.

Your trolltag? Its downsizedConnoisseur and all theze bugz have made you zound like them

tldr:

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Name:Brazen Plasto
Interests: Collecting specimens, miniature city
Lusus: Woofbeast(Dead)
Modus: Shuffle
Strife specibus: Net
Trolltag: downsizedConnoisseur
Quirk: s=z
Color (Blood, text): #3F9E4D
Credits: Panzer (A lot) , Dragongirl (A little)

[Temperencia]

I have an idea now.

I could be the person that does challenges in this thread. :I

It will be called..

TROLLIFE: EXPERIENCE FUCKING SHENANIGANS
It's for people who don't know what to do with their trolls! 8D

Now brb as I make fun challenges to make people not be lazy!

[CrazyMan]

Your name is GENNER HYPOLEO.

Your interests are in VIDEO GAMES, and OLD VERY CHEESY MOVIES. Your favorite genre are KARATE, and 20'S STYLE PROHIBITIAN ERA movies. (Some people say you only like those movies for the flappers, but you digress.) You also have a knack for THIEVERY, and this stems from your previous LUSUS, A LARGE WOLF WHO HAD A TASTE FOR DIFFERENT KINDS OF FOOD. He was killed by SOME CRAZY BITCH at one point. You usually had to hunt LUSI, and you DISTRACTED THE TROLLS, while the wolf pounced on the lusus in question. Then you would run off. This has given you a demeanor wherein you attack things, but often run if something fights back, limiting you to becoming a petty thief. This is mostly unsucessful, because you LIVE IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA. Although, you still find many ESKIMO TROLLS, and people who live alone. You constantly lose your home, so you usually SET UP A CAMP. This gives you a lot of bad nightmares, probabaly constituting to your cowardice.

Your trolltag is tremulantHighwayman and your vOIcE crAcks A lOt.

[Flamerider64]

> Febbie: Succumb to this odd fashion of dressing in shiny blue lights.

[dragonLights]

Wiki page here.

>Be the crazy boy.

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You are now the crazy boy.

Your name is SEKNAL DEZURC. You are really NOT AS CRAZY as they say. Thay are just spreading LIES and SLANDER. For the most part, you are actually a PRETTY NICE GUY. This can be seen by your pleasant relationship with your wolf-lusus, AUGUSTA. In fact, you are pretty good at taming the fauna of Alternia. You can't exactly talk with them, but that is JUST AS WELL. Talking with animals is KIND OF LAME in your book. When you are not riding around on your lusus, you like to read about ARCHITECTURE. You have designed quite a lot of buildings in your free time, which you HAVE A LOT OF. It's too bad you don't have the materials to make them. The only building you have ever made is your HIVE, and it is so amateur, you can HARDLY STAND to look at it.

You like to hang out with friends and SPAR for fun, and have played a few FLARP sessions, but you only see it as a casual hobby. You rely on your trusty PISTOL to fend off foes, but sometimes you use a KNIFE when the situation calls for it. You are also great at spreading the troll disease known as friendship. You have ALL OF THE FRIENDS. All of them. Or you would, if you didn't have a tendancy to SNAP and go on MURDEROUS RAMPAGES.

For reasons you don't understand, sometimes people will say THINGS to you that you really don't like. And if you really don't like them, you will make it VERY OBVIOUS. This usually includes killing the offending troll and all of their neighbors. It also tends to happen OUT OF NOWHERE, and people are usually CAUGHT OFF GUARD, which makes them EASY TO KILL. You really wish people wouldn't say THOSE KINDS OF THINGS. Because you really do like having FRIENDS.

Your trolltag is tenebriousHellfire and nobody knows what''s going to set you off next,, man!;

Misc:

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Seknall - #87A96B asparagus - Vesta - pistolKind/knifeKind

He's 8 solar sweeps. In SGRUB, he'd be the Keeper of Choice in the Land of Plains and Garnet.

[Temperencia]

Your name is YOYO-LI SPINNERINA.

You are the YOYO USER. Your favorite HOBBY was using the YOYO, and you always walked the DOG while you were OUTSIDE. You love this YOYO so much you named it! Her name is.. CADENZA! You even formed a KISMESISHIP with it, so don't bother FANBOYS. It's pretty DANGEROUS, by the way. You don't want to start GRINDING INNOCENT PEOPLE again! You always got money by doing TRICKS with CADENZA, impressing OLD PEOPLE and making little GRUBS envious. You remember that you got this from your LUSUS, a WIZARD STATUE who enchanted a PLAIN YOYO. Nothing can ever replace this "TOY".

Not only are you an awesome YOYO WIELDER, but you're the COOLEST GIRL, well, at least on your STREET. Your DREAM JOB is to become a DJ, by this, you always hang around the most FAMOUS MUSIC STORES around, buying LADY TROLLGA albums, such as SO HAPPY I WANT TO STRIFE, BAD TROLLMANCE, TROPPARAZZI, and TROLLAPHONE. As you are the coolest GIRL around, you lead a pack of FEMALES and lurk around a certain TERRITORY.. ssshhh..

There are some THINGS you hate, and some things you wished that never EXISTED. TERRIBLE TROLLFICTIONS and TAB. Seriously TROLLFICTIONS make you so ANGRY, and makes you want to go into MOTHERFUCKING HEROMODE. Sometimes they make the most OOC statements ever with a CHARACTER they don't even OWN. GOG. TAB is just TERRIBLE. You just HATE it, mainly since all of your TABS were FLAT, and your FRIDGE was DEAD but you didn't know that the TAB is terrible because of that.

You don't hate being the LOWEST color of them all, you think all of them are EQUAL in a way. You even like ROYALS and MUTANTS! You feel PRIDEFUL and EGOTISTIC of your color, and made a term called "BLOOCIST" whenever people be HATING on others for their BLOOD CASTE.

Your LUSUS is a WIZARD STATUE. You're not sure how it moves, because it always starts to NINJA while you're not LOOKING. It somehow SPECIALIZES in all kinds of MAGIC, like BLUE MAGIC, ENCHANTING, STATUS, WHITE, BLACK, all of it. He holds a TWIG in it's HAND and has a strange DUNCE HAT on it. You always think it's a WEIRDO.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is CADENZAKIND. Enough said.

Your TROLLIAN is equalityGoddess and ---Yew spin dat yo-yo first and end it at the end!--O

[august]

made a term called "BLOOCIST"

Is this pronounced "bloo -sist" or "bluh-sist"?
Please tell me its the latter.

[dragonLights]

made a term called "BLOOCIST"

Is this pronounced "bloo -sist" or "bluh-sist"?
Please tell me its the latter.

BLUH BLUH STUPID COLOR?

[Bandages]

Blud Cyst

[august]

So it's a typo?
Not a "bluh" thing? Okeydoke.

[Crimson Lunar]

@Reaperistic: All I could think of was the after reading that

[Miff]

Guess what fanfic/author this troll's "inspired" by:



Your name is ENOOBY GILESB. You are very DEPRESSED and GOFFIK.

At least you PRETEND TO BE in order to MESS WITH PEOPLE. You don't let anyone KNOW THAT though. To everyone, you are some dumb POSER GOTH.

You enjoy READING, especially the works of TROLL JK ROWLING. However, to cover for your love of literature, you write DELIBRITLY AWFUL FANFICTION.

Your trolltag is goffickTears and you typ in a very sirius an goffik fashon.

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Blood color: Indigo (#200040)
Text color: Dark red (#400000)
Typing quirk: Extremely poor spelling and grammar. Frequent malapropisms.
Shirt symbol: Pentagram
Strife specibi: Wandkind, Pistolkind
Lusus: ?

SGRUB Title: Witch of Blood
SGRUB Land: Land of Castles and Gloom

[Metaflare]

Oh goddammit Miff.

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[Tataudu]

typ in a very sirius an goffik fashon.

fix'd


Edit: In all silliness, I love that. So hard.

[ZDG]

TROLLIFE: EXPERIENCE FUCKING SHENANIGANS

Err, you know hivestem, right?

[maya]

Guess what fanfic/author this troll's "inspired" by:



Your name is ENOOBY GILESB. You are very DEPRESSED and GOFFIK.

otp!?

[Miff]

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Guess what fanfic/author this troll's "inspired" by:



Your name is ENOOBY GILESB. You are very DEPRESSED and GOFFIK.

otp!?

Yeah, I thought someone might have had the idea for a MI troll before.

[Panzerbear]

For those who haven't seen these yet:

What happens when you mix Jervous making idle comments with a bored Panzerbear?

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That's what happens.

(Other artists handling the remaining ones)

[Metaflare]

Oh man Panzer, those are Hella awesome. Especially Sniper Byross
I would totally do ones for Mespeh if I had a nack for anything besides simple edits.

[Renegade Electron]

Those are awesome and anyone who says otherwise is lying.