TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Flamerider64]

I think there's been plenty of tentacles by this point.
It is to be expected.

[Bandages]

Can't have too much of a good thing

[JadeWolf27]

Can't have too much of a good thing

This is so contrary to what my teachers have told me...
I love it!

[Panzerbear]

Can't have too much of a good thing

This is so contrary to what my teachers have told me...
I love it!

...In the context of tentacles?

[Temperencia]

We all needed the..

GAY TOUGH GUY

> Meet that one guy

You can't meet that one guy! But you can be this guy is the twin of that guy!



Your name is CHOCOLATAE AMOUR.
*OBJECTION!* This unexplainable shenanigans are just pure tomfoolery your honor!
Land of Purity and Hope
Paladin of Philistine
15 Solar Sweeps

You are the BEST DETECTIVE there ever is. Except for those PROFESSIONAL TWINS. Urgh. You have a TWIN, but only MOOCHES around with his DUMB WOODEN WIFE. You can easily identify a SMELL from far, such as SECRET INGREDIENTS. Who needs an old MAGNIFYING GLASS, you think those are for SCIENTISTS, and you're not even one. You don't like it when other COPS don't take their JOB so seriously when they have BREAKS. Anything can happen at those times, but nooo, they're just MUNCHING on their DONUTS and CREAMY COOKIES. What PANSIES. You barely have any HOBBIES, except for EXECUTING PEOPLE.

You're pretty TOUGH, and will be STRAIGHTFORWARD as anyway you can so that people can UNDERSTAND you, no matter how YOUNG or how OLD that TROLL he's conversing with. Although you're pretty MASCULINE, you can't even make DAMSELS fall in love with you. You always seem really INTIMIDATING around them, by this, you're.. huh, what did your TWIN'S WIFE teach you? Oh yeah, HOMOSEXUAL. What an unflattering NAME. Back to the SUBJECT, you're WIDELY interested in MEN. Or, the STRONG MEN. You're not STRONG, it's just that you really have an INTEREST in them! Oh.. they just make you so GIGGLY inside, almost revealing a very.. STRANGE SIDE. But not the OH TROLLEO~ kind, that's just GROSS.

You used to FLARP alot before as a CHILD, cosplaying as the almight TROLL PHOENIX WRIGHT. GOG he is so AMAZING, putting PEOPLE in JAIL and causing them to get EXECUTED.. Just BEAUTIFUL and MARVELOUS. But a CERTAIN TIME made you stop ROLE PLAYING anymore.. This was a pretty RIDICULOUS ACCIDENT, but the JUDGE accidently THREW his GAVEL at the WITNESS who was you at your EYE, suffering from TRAUMATIZING DAMAGE. He also PROTOTYPED his GAVEL with a PORCUPINE QUILL which made it worst.

Your LUSUS is a BLACK PONY that can dig UNDERGROUND. That's actually pretty SCARY, at least to you. It always licks the CORNERS and the WALLS, and you can actually see your REFLECTIONS in the WALLS.

Your STRIFE SPECIBI is CUFFKIND, which actually morphs into a SPEARKIND.

Your TROLLIAN is jailedDoom and *OBJECTION!* You start with an OBJECTION when whenever you make a statement or exclamation, and a *HOLD IT* whenever you're about to question someone.

[JadeWolf27]

Can't have too much of a good thing

This is so contrary to what my teachers have told me...
I love it!

...In the context of tentacles?

No, in the context of stuff my Health teacher would advise us not to have too much of... namely chocolate!
I... don't really think my teachers have ever brought up tentacles unless we were talking about an octopus or squid, and we've only done this briefly in my history class so I'm not too sure if it would count.

[Bandages]

Yeah well too much chocolate is overwhelming.

I'd say something about "too many tentacles" but that is an unreal concept.

[midnightAgony]

The outer gods would surely shun you if you thought there could be too many tentacles.


EDIT:

> Be the volcano girl.



You are now Lavali Meggid. You have an interest in volcanoes and the lava that comes out of them, hence why your hive is sitting right on one. You and your lusus, a large colourbeast, often go out there to examine the rocks and magma. You have to be extremely careful though, because one slip and you are dead. It doesn't help that you are deaf, so you don't know how to cry out for help, and you wouldn't know if you were or not. You really don't understand why you wear a dress, as it could easily catch on something. Oh well. As you are deaf, you speak in TSL, or Trollmerican Sign Language. Luckily you don't need to hear in order to chat on your husktop, so you always carry that with you and use it frequently.

Your trolltag is volcanicScripture and you type in Λ way thΛt cΛn ?ometime? get >=====EXPLO?IVE!!!======#

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[hurlingPagan]

Gonna make a new troll because fuck having order.

[tonightsEntertainment]

Gonna make a new troll because fuck having order.

Trollslum thread? Order?

[Thunder Reign]

Gonna make a new troll because fuck having order.

Trollslum thread? Order?

What are you talking about? This thread is amazingly ordered. Look, I even got a maid to tidy it u-....



...p?

...Oh. That's why it's so shit.

[Bandages]

uh

what...

are those stains...

._.

[tonightsEntertainment]

uh

what...

are those stains...

._.

Cookie dough, obviously. Gosh, how could you be so unobservant?

[Temperencia]

I am disappoint Bandages. ;-;

[Bandages]

[polarBipede]

Let's all remember that troll fluids are the same color as their blood
So, unless there is a white-blooded troll, that's cookie dough

[momatoes]

Or, you know, bird crap. :P

[Thunder Reign]

Or, you know, bird crap. :P

Strictly speaking, it was intended to be flour. But hey. Judge Scylla is perfectly happy to let the jury draw their own conclusions.

[Metaflare]

is
is that blood

[Panzerbear]

I think that it's best to just avoid questioning what it is Scylla's managed to get on herself, regardless of the situation.

[ZDG]

Let's all remember that troll fluids are the same color as their blood
So, unless there is a white-blooded troll, that's cookie dough

Hahaha i remember that convo i had with TR a while ago.
WTH Zarados, seriously.

[Ezekieru]

is
is that blood

On the hammer? Oh yes!

[Temperencia]

Oh yeah, HOMOSEXUAL. What an unflattering NAME. Back to the SUBJECT, you're WIDELY interested in MEN. Or, the STRONG MEN. You're not STRONG, it's just that you really have an INTEREST in them!

I hope people noticed this in Choco.

HEHEEEEE

[Stinkosar]

>Be my...11th Troll.
You are now the 11th Troll.

Name: GRAIDN ORENGI
Trolltag: tiredMoney
Typing Quirk: You tend to type ina really slowing manner but reallybecuase your verytired
Shirt Symbol: $
Specibus: Knifekind
Modus: Wallet
Lusus: Gray Wolf. Deceased
Blood Color: #806517
Text Color: #806517
Your name is GRAIDN ORENGI.To start your lusus is dead. Your not going to lay around and mope though. Your not like that.Or mainly because your tired of it. Both literally and figuratively. Actually your just tired.Ever since your dreamself died...you've been tired. You really are not going to sleep though.EVER.AGAIN.You tend to listen to music.Not just because you like it. Because it keeps you awake.You have built up a high tolerance for pain. Mainly because of how unlucky you are. Really....like just five minutes ago you fell and scraped your knee.Also your broken horn is also proof of that...

TRAITS
Unlucky-Seriously he can't go a second without hurting himself
Tired-all the time
doesn't care about homospectrum-Not in the "GO LOWBLOODS" way in the way he really doesn't give two shits.
Strange if he gets really tired or wakes up after falling asleep he can be,for the former, saying really random things and for the latter very jittery.
Level headed-He is very rational unless one of the previously stated things happen.Then he seems like a raving loon.

[Alyss]

Is the "Homospectrum" a typo? If it isn't, you win, if it is, best typo ever.