TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Silly little Artist]

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TROLLIFE: FIRST TROLLNANIGEN

If your troll/trolls were to grow up, what will their jobs be?

Cookies to anyone that puts in a fitting quote/convo as they perform that job!

EZ: Failed artist
The fuck do you mean "failed", I'm a huge zuccezz!.. In zome zmall circlez.

MM: Furniture Saleswoman
Look at this leather chair! So comfortable! and so SHINY. Seriously! look! I can see my face in the armrests!

IC: Uhh..
i highly doubt there's any line of work for me.

CS: Some sort of scientist
GREATfsTHATaSsREALsFUCKINGsSPECIFICfs

NA: Psychiatrist
My 7raining 7ellps me 7ha7 y00 are clinically inspane. For7una7ely, you are only psligh7ly more inspane 7han average.

NI: Destroyer of the troll race
)and then nObOdy was ever mean tO anyOne ever again(
)because they were all dead (

...Unfortunately I lost NI's color. Yaaay.

3/5 of SM and I's trolls would have the same jobs.

Magical.

[Bramzter]

TROLLIFE: FIRST TROLLNANIGEN

If your troll/trolls were to grow up, what will their jobs be?

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Marb: Curiosity collector and salesmen
Just Look At This Historical Axe, The Bloodshed Of A Thousand Subjugated Species Coats The Head (And You Can Get It At A Discount!)
Would probably live with random junk inside a small hive

Judas: Information Broker
i know every single thing that you could ever need! (FOR A PRICE OF COURSE!)
or i just could offer my services to the other side (AND THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR BOTH OF US, WOULDN'T IT?)
He would most likely get killed by an angry "Costumer" or killed in a standoff with some LEGISLACERATORS

Adzer: Revolutionary Banker
Your investment is appreciated. Trustworthy nod /More money for a better alternia Exclamation Mark
He funds the ongoing rebellion with your saves money! and he will hide his tracks fully

Arragon:Robotocist
[RETICULATING SPLINES] The weakness of flesh will be armed with steel, Welcome to the future cyborg! [ENDING TRANSMISSION]
Most likely killed by one of his own creations, Cyborgs are prone to becoming rouge

Ragnar: Field Medic/Cook
a LiTtLe CuT HeEeEeEeEeRe AnD a LiTlE StItCh ThEeEeEeEeRe, MaYbE i CoUlD AmPutAtE YoUr LeG, iT LoOks DeLiCoUs WhEn CoOkEd FlAmBe!
He just hopes that there isn't a thing like court mailing in the army, Continues to snack on Mostly dead soldiers

[tonightsEntertainment]

TROLLIFE: FIRST TROLLNANIGEN

If your troll/trolls were to grow up, what will their jobs be?

Cookies to anyone that puts in a fitting quote/convo as they perform that job!

Asudem Rudaba now goes by the codename of 'Lockdown', and serves as a crime-fighting partner to the mysterious 'Nighttalon'. Several apprehended criminals have returned to society as professional barbers.
"When de darrknessh comesh alive, yourr besht deffenshe ish a comb..."

Laufer Rasant went on to be the Paralympics Gold Medalist in everything. She's currently trying to argue against the committee for her usage of knives in the wall-climbing event.
"You'r3 a11 just j3a1ous. I'v3 accomp1sh3d mor3 without 136s than you'v3 don3 in your who13 mis3rab13 1iv3s. -huff-"

Haside Gefahr along with her still unidentified matesprit were both pronounced dead due to a prescription drug overdose. An urban legend is going around that the Imperial Drone quit his job after observing them mate.
"Did you honestly expect a medic<!>l tr<!>inwreck like me to l<!>st long enough to enter the work force?"

Terwal Gibbon was gunned down after playing his saxophone in a mafia speakeasy. The killers are still at large, as everyone in the pub at the time was too grateful to report the incident.
"How was I supposed to know they wouldn't like it♫"

Atifri Itleni was selected to serve as the Alternian ambassador on another planet with an atmosphere too harsh for trolls to survive. Every leader since then has met with an untimely death.
"Unf0rtunately, the 1eaders 0f P1anet 27 w1ll be unab1e t0 c0me t0 th--ALTERN1A W1NS, W00H00!!

Tespir Kosict organized a high-blood supremacist group. She has yet to receive any members.
"Oh god. The reds have maniipullated them iinto abandoniing theiir calllliings. At lleast II stiillll have Trollllspace, riight? Riight?"

Kate SumWAIT YOU'RE NOT A TROLL GET OUT OF HERE
"still working the fuckin graveyard shift 24/7" NO ONE CARES

Moreta Brymin, after receiving incredibly positive feedback about her axe steins, decided to mass-produce them. She is currently the most wealthy, steam-powered woman in Alternia.
"Have a nice cold pint of your enemies' blood and relax *wait for all of this to blow over.™"

[ZDG]

Haside Gefahr along with her still unidentified matesprit were both pronounced dead due to a prescription drug overdose. An urban legend is going around that the Imperial Drone quit his job after observing them mate.
"Did you honestly expect a medic<!>l tr<!>inwreck like me to l<!>st long enough to enter the work force?"

If the drone is Friar i fully approve of this.

[scintillatingMoniker]

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TROLLIFE: FIRST TROLLNANIGEN

If your troll/trolls were to grow up, what will their jobs be?

Cookies to anyone that puts in a fitting quote/convo as they perform that job!

EZ: Failed artist
The fuck do you mean "failed", I'm a huge zuccezz!.. In zome zmall circlez.

MM: Furniture Saleswoman
Look at this leather chair! So comfortable! and so SHINY. Seriously! look! I can see my face in the armrests!

IC: Uhh..
i highly doubt there's any line of work for me.

CS: Some sort of scientist
GREATfsTHATaSsREALsFUCKINGsSPECIFICfs

NA: Psychiatrist
My 7raining 7ellps me 7ha7 y00 are clinically inspane. For7una7ely, you are only psligh7ly more inspane 7han average.

NI: Destroyer of the troll race
)and then nObOdy was ever mean tO anyOne ever again(
)because they were all dead (

...Unfortunately I lost NI's color. Yaaay.

3/5 of SM and I's trolls would have the same jobs.

Magical.

The funny thing is that our trolls that share jobs would not get along. :P

[Silly little Artist]

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TROLLIFE: FIRST TROLLNANIGEN

If your troll/trolls were to grow up, what will their jobs be?

Cookies to anyone that puts in a fitting quote/convo as they perform that job!

EZ: Failed artist
The fuck do you mean "failed", I'm a huge zuccezz!.. In zome zmall circlez.

MM: Furniture Saleswoman
Look at this leather chair! So comfortable! and so SHINY. Seriously! look! I can see my face in the armrests!

IC: Uhh..
i highly doubt there's any line of work for me.

CS: Some sort of scientist
GREATfsTHATaSsREALsFUCKINGsSPECIFICfs

NA: Psychiatrist
My 7raining 7ellps me 7ha7 y00 are clinically inspane. For7una7ely, you are only psligh7ly more inspane 7han average.

NI: Destroyer of the troll race
)and then nObOdy was ever mean tO anyOne ever again(
)because they were all dead (

...Unfortunately I lost NI's color. Yaaay.

3/5 of SM and I's trolls would have the same jobs.

Magical.

The funny thing is that our trolls that share jobs would not get along. :P

This is the beauty of it.

Our trolls will always have a natural kismesistude going, baby.
You're cool with me being flirty, right?

[blackoutDerivative]

It's going to be hard to figure out what Mitala would have as a job, but.. it'll hit me sometime today. @@

[Panzerbear]

Maleno: The handyman in THOSE kinds of films.
I heard y0u needed s0me plumbing w0rked 0n! ;;D

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[blackoutDerivative]

...Please don't quote it again, it's so awkward, yet I can't take my eyes away... The eyebrows are mesmerizing.

[Thunder Reign]

...Please don't quote it again, it's so awkward, yet I can't take my eyes away... The eyebrows are mesmerizing.

I regret nothing.

[ZDG]

...Please don't quote it again, it's so awkward, yet I can't take my eyes away... The eyebrows are mesmerizing.

I regret nothing.

*Unpins frag grenade and puts it in your mouth*

((this was a reference it's not that i want you to blow up))

[momatoes]

...why do I get the feeling that whenever someone edits Sprite Maleno, everybody loses?

augh my eyes

Um, anyway. Future jobs, yessss.

Kataris Anselh will have a seedy day job as an underground reporter for a controversial liberal newspaper. Her night job is spent working in an administrative department of Her Imperial Condescension's army.
NL: "ILL HAVE NOTHING less than the fucking truth. AHAHAHAHAHA STUPID SHEEPLE."

Raelis Sepius will either concentrate on his medical track and revolutionize the field of medicine, or he will be drafted into the Army and be the "guard" of an elite psychic cell, or become a serial murderer.
SM: "i, just really missss her; i'm, sorry; thiss, iss what she would have wanted me to do;" *scalpel*

[ZDG]

SM: "i, just really missss her; i'm, sorry; thiss, iss what she would have wanted me to do;" *scalpel*

Miss who? *eyebrows*

[momatoes]

Um, this* might be helpful. Crap, Raelis just went several notches up the Creep-O-Ladder now that I've finally gotten around to admitting he has these kinds of issues. Ugh.

*in the classical sense/founding of the phrase

[Thunder Reign]

Um, this* might be helpful. Crap, Raelis just went several notches up the Creep-O-Ladder now that I've finally gotten around to admitting he has these kinds of issues. Ugh.

*in the classical sense/founding of the phrase

-- abandonedHives [AH] began trolling serpentMedic [SM] --
AH: S_, I he-r th-t y_u've been c_ntending f_r my title _f "-lterni-'s Biggest Fucking Creeper". .V.
AH: This will n_t st-nd. .V.
AH: Pist_ls -t d-wn, m_therfucker. .V.

[sp39]

Aeriah [BA] - Mafia King(Queen)pin
~Whyyy~yOuuu~dooo~Thisss~onnn~tHeee~dayyy~oF~myyy~ dauGhtersss~weddinG~?~

Emyrin [SA] - Agent
*~My~*Client*~Deserves~*And*~Will~*Only*~Have~*The *~Best~*.*~

Arreon [AM] - Publicizer
This person is AlMost As AwesoMe As Me! And thAt's sAying A lot!!!

Can't think of anything for the other~

[Metaflare]

TROLLIFE: FIRST TROLLNANIGEN

If your troll/trolls were to grow up, what will their jobs be?

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Zecher: Tech Support
What do you MEAN you haven't tried resetting, you ignoramus.

Aliesh: Whatever lets her stalk be near her crush
tronno wait...for me...!

Sashei: Drummer
WOOHOO LETS DEW THIS SHIT \m/

Ebutik: BUCKETMAN
I am the shadow that creeps in the night. I AM, B|_|CKETMAN!!!

Mespeh: Author
HEY FUCKASS, YOU MISSPELLED AURORA oh my god you are the worst proofreader ever.

Pelana: Secretary
Oh my god why is your office such a mess, sir!? Well, good thing I brought my cleaning supplies!

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Ziil will clearly be an astronomer:
Just let me look at my f*cking *s.

[Thunder Reign]

WHO WANTS MORE NAPHAL?!
...Nobody? What? No, wait! I promise this will be the last of it! Seriously! It will!

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[Metaflare]

god

fucking

dammit

TR

[Veriama]

the first image... so cute...

but then i scrolled down


... is he about to retrieve something from his modus?
(please don't illustrate that. i don't need to see naphal sticking his hand in his eyes. ;_

[momatoes]

-- abandonedHives [AH] began trolling serpentMedic [SM] --
AH: S_, I he-r th-t y_u've been c_ntending f_r my title _f "-lterni-'s Biggest Fucking Creeper". .V.
AH: This will n_t st-nd. .V.
AH: Pist_ls -t d-wn, m_therfucker. .V.
SM: i, would...ah, not really like to fight with you; i'm, not very good at fighting;
SM: plus, mother told me i should conserve all my energy for her so um;

o_o

Also, TR. Damn you and your images. Daaaaaamn

Pfft, you may have all the creepy abilities and looks covered, but Raelis totally (and innocuously) dominates the subtle psychological stuff, I say! Uh, maybe.

[Flamerider64]

Guys, try and remind me to get that Gex idea done sometime.

[ZDG]

Oh my god i loved that game so much.

[Bramzter]

Hey, guess what, Have another troll, One troll a day keeps Massive sanity loss Boredom away

> Be the Hidden Survivalist

Theme

Your name is ATROPA TAXUS and you survive and thrive in the wilderness.

You are a troll of roughly SEVEN SOLAR SWEEPS..You think.. You haven't bothered to keep track of all that, but still, ROUGHLY SEVEN SOLAR SWEEPS

You have a profound interest in the ALTERNIAN WILDERNESS and PLANTLIFE especially TOXIC ONES. You caught up on these interests since you where FORCIBLY EVICTED and had to flee from the local lynching party. Since then you have retreated into the WILDERNESS and lived there in relative peace

This all came because of a minor character flaw of your character, You have Lime Green Blood. Not a good color to have in this SO CALLED ALTERNATION CIVILIZATION. You have managed to hide it for sometime and live was actually going PRETTY DAMNED GOOD.
But regrettably they found out. Since then you lost a large group of creatures you care about. Most of them HATE and HUNT you now, trying to save their own SKINS. Another part of them are dead including your lusus. The damn COBRA died fighting against some culler's, Good thing that poison works slowly and painfully but incredibly POTENT.

You now have adapted with live in the Alternian wilderness, You could nearly say that You and Nature are ONE but your not known about your spirituality. Your known about your fondness of poison and revenge on the populace. Those two thing MIX INCREDIBLY WELL.

Your mingling with poisons have left you immune for their effects and you like to gather as much toxic plants as you can, Its handy for hunting.

Your fetch modus is nothing special, just the standard modus, Your Strife Specibus is allocated to MACHETEKIND and BOWKIND. Usually coated with VENOM for more effective results.

Unlikely as it seems you still managed to bring some technology with you into the wilderness, Mainly your trusty HUSKTOP. You have installed TROLLIAN to keep you from GOING INSANE FROM LONELYNESS.

Your Troll tag is cobraGuerrilla [CG] Your ssspeech tendsss to sssound a little Toxxxxxic

Will add TLDR later