TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[mars7a]

Fixed this guy up, much more satisfied with his looks. Also, his trolltag is nihilisticAggriever.
That's all I have for now.

[Embargo]

Do I really have only 21 posts?

Lame. If I didn't have midterms, I'd come up with something right quick and dunp it here. Unfortunately, I do have midterms and Physics is truly a cruel mistress. That and and haven't studied the science damned subjunctive test for my spanish midterm...

[Temperencia]

He... looks like a sinister ice dancer

"Like me?" The skater asks.

[Psychasthenia]

Is this alright, bro?

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[Psychasthenia]

dunno if this is at all like what you wanted u-u

[Temperencia]

i liek topless troll

HEHEHEHHEEEE
Jk.

[Rio]

>>Be the ghost.

You are now the ghost. You no longer remember your name, so you call yourself Alma. You have been dead for a sweep now, and for a while you went a bit crazy because, hey, you died. It's not like anyone can judge you. That is probably why you went crazy, actually- the lack of interaction. Even the most diabolical of trolls has some sort of company, you know. It was only when you found an old laptop a few months ago that you could interact with anyone again. Being dead hasn't stopped you from enjoying things, though some you can't do anymore. You had enjoyed baking, and sewing, but you can't do that. You do still enjoy fashion, and not even death will stop you from at least designing dresses and other clothes. Your blood had been a nice lavender, but now you have no blood. Or a body. ....Yeah.

You are a naturally mellow person, and have become even more relaxed since your death, temporary craziness notwithstanding. People getting angry with you no longer upsets you as it once did, and the hemospectrum means nothing to the dead anyway. You are actually hoping to come into contact with a mechanic of worthy skill to build you a soulbot, because you are really tired of not being able to smack someone you see being stupid and other things. The only things you can intereact with are other spirits, and so far you've really only found a ghost butterfly-thing thats worth hanging out with- the other ghosts you've met are creepy. ...Wait, what's a butterfly?

You died in a terrorist bombing when you were visiting someone- who, you do not recall, so they must not have been important. You have no desire for revenge, and hey, at least it was quick and relatively painless.... okay, it must have been a fuckton of pain to anyone else, but when you were alive you couldn't feel pain so whatever. You aren't too good with technology, but you can manage.

Again, you want a soulbot, because being a ghost is cold. It's a bitter cold that not even standing in a bonfire can soothe, and its a burning cold that makes you want to cry. You could cry, because no one can see you to judge you, but you wont. It'd be admitting defeat.

Sometimes you miss your lusus, a giant lizard who you called Teru. He was a good lizard-daddy who would let you ride his back across the desert where you lived. You detatched yourself from your symbol, which had been a tear drop, but a similar looking tear has appeared on your jacket sleeve by your wrist. you've also changed your trolltag.

You now go by etheralFlower and you dont use capitals or periods but you do end some sentences in commas and other things, and you're okay with that most of the time

Your title and land is, respectively, the Poet of Light and the Land of Storm and Mist

[Nox]

>Be the really scary troll girl



You are now the scary troll girl.

Your name is SHIVIA THANATOS and you just plain FREAK PEOPLE OUT.

There are a number of potential reasons for this. It could be your PITCH BLACK BLOOD, your HELLISH GRIN, your FRIGHTENING DISCOLORED EYES, or your habit of KILLING EVERYTHING AROUND YOU. Upon reflection, it’s most likely that last one.

You have a number of INTERESTS including practicing your SINGING VOICE, which you are quite proud of. You use to hope that one day you would be known for your LYRICAL VOCAL MELODIES alone, now it’s just a hobby. Sometimes you wish that one day this skill will be something of value, but that’s just a dream. You are also well skilled in ROBOTICS as seen via the many MACHINE SERVANTS you surround yourself with. As an extension of that you also are a half decent PROGRAMMER, mostly specialized in ROBOT COMMAND PROGRAMMING. You need to know you can trust those around you, and at this point the only beings you would trust farther then you could throw are those you PROGRAM.

You’re LUSUS is dead, taken on THAT FATEFUL NIGHT along with your original HIVE, your ONLY FRIEND IN THE WORLD, and your ABILITY TO TRUST ANYONE. That was also the night that you COMPLETELY SNAPPED and started KILLING ON A WHIM. In short, describing said LUSUS is a waste of time.

You are gifted with a rather unique MENTAL ABILITY, or rather an ANTI- MENTAL ABILITY. You know that resistance to mental attacks HIGH BLOODS have more of then LOW BLOODS do? Turns out you have a super version of that. No one seems to be able to mentally influence you or read your thoughts. Naturally a PSYONIC BLAST would fry you like it would anyone else, but you can’t have everything. This ability has leaded you to wonder if you could survive the GREAT GLUB. At the very least you would be the last to die on ALTERNIA if it happened, and you would get a moment to enjoy the fact that everyone else was dead first.

Your HIVE is little more than a CAVE set HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS. It is only here that your FREAKISH BLOOD TYPE is not an issue. You have expanded it to a more ACCEPTABLE SIZE with the help of your ROBOT MINIONS. It is here that you service your SCYTHES, tinker with your ROBOTS, and plan your next ASSASSINATION. You may decide to play a FLARP game that ends in the other person dying, or you may just invade a hive at random and KILL THE OCCUPANT. It will depend on your mood. Picking off the entire ALTERNIEN POPULATION one troll at a time has earned you the nickname BLACK DEATH.

You’re INSANE, an unrepentant MASS MURDERER, an UTTER MONSTER in the eyes of most, and you will most likely LIVE ALONE FOREVER. Despite that...you’ve been chatting with some other trolls recently. Your true identity is hidden from them, less they never speak again out of fear. You keep telling yourself that it’s just a distraction, that they deserve to die just like everyone else, but the thought of them being gone makes a PART OF YOU HURT. A part you thought died years ago. You’ve marked their hive locations. You’re not sure if it’s for their eventual death, or to make sure you don’t do it by accident.

Your chat handle is executionerSong and you _replace_your_spaces_with_underscores_to_ form_a_scythe_)

(Like this: _____)
See, it’s a sweet scythe!)

Land: Land of Towers and Moonlight
Title: Maiden of Life
Strife Specibi: scythekind
Sylladex: rubix cube
Moon: Derse


(AlterniaBound sprite contributed by SandieSandwicheadman)

[aimlessAggressor]

Is this alright, bro?

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SO AWESOME

[sjasogun]

Q: Is this the thread to sign up for any Trollslum Sessions?

[SandieSandwicheadman]

Feedback appreciated. Also, can I ask anyone here to make an AlterniaBound sprite of her?

Hehehehe, cool troll! Let me take a crack at that AB sprite!

[Nox]

Thanks! Oh, and in case it wasn't clear from the sprite, her horns are scythe-shaped. They are located slightly to the front of her head, the blade parts facing together and slightly back.

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Oh, and please try not to make her look like Cutman from Megaman? It was something I was scared of when I made the sprite. Thanks a bunch!

[maya]

Oh, and please try not to make her look like Cutman from Megaman?

BUT WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT

[Pokolo]

dunno if this is at all like what you wanted u-u

Sure is!
Thanks!

[Veriama]

Well! I've been working really hard on this upcoming troll, but it's not quite done. Soo... I decided I would give you all a sneak peak. i'm so nice to everyone

????: GO HERO MODE

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GONNA BEAT OBANA!!!!

[Nox]

Cutman is awesome and all, but NOOOOOT exactly what I'm going for here. That's why I spaced the horns so far apart. The less like scissors they appear, the better.

Edit: Damn it Veriama! I'm going to see that in my nightmares!

[Blausky]

Well! I've been working really hard on this upcoming troll, but it's not quite done. Soo... I decided I would give you all a sneak peak. i'm so nice to everyone

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GONNA BEAT OBANA!!!!

oh my gog.

[ZDG]

Well! I've been working really hard on this upcoming troll, but it's not quite done. Soo... I decided I would give you all a sneak peak. i'm so nice to everyone

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GONNA BEAT OBANA!!!!

Slapped my screen in disgust

[Bandages]

Variama

wut

[ChaosWolf]

So, there I was, chatting it up, when we got into a biiiiiig love discussion over a certain game. The most beautiful game in existence. Then I wondered: has anyone made this troll yet? Then I thought, screw it! I'm making one!

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Your name is Issuun, the Vagabond Artist.

You are short. Really, really, short. It kind of pisses you off whenever someone points out how short you are. But that's not to say you're an unpleasant troll. You're actually a nice guy. Well, okay, not that nice. You tend to have quite a big ego, and kind of get into a lot of trouble.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. Your first and foremost is ART and the mastery of the BRUSH. This INTEREST is tied with your other INTEREST, SWORDPLAY. You are pretty good at it, but you say you're the best. Because you totally are. These two INTERESTS are tied with your third INTEREST, CERTAIN FEMALE BODY PARTS IN THE CHEST AREA. You just looooooooove yourself some Busty Babes. This is one of the main reasons you get in trouble. Luckily, you are really fast, way faster than most trolls twice your height.

Your Strife Specibus is Brushkind and Swordkind. Your Fetch Modus is picturemodus. Your Lusus is a massive White Wolf. You call her Ammy, and she is extraordinarily patient. You have a slight psychic power, but you prefer to call it a disability. Really, all your power is, is to glow a bright green. It's really, really stupid.

Your Trollian is ladiesPortrait and you talk in a high pitch voice, and tend to B^o^u^n^c^e~ your words a^r^o^u^n^d~

[SandieSandwicheadman]

And done! Fun one to do, hahaha!

[Marshmellow]

So I made a troll and I guess I am supposed to post it here. Because. Yeah.

>Be the highblooded douche



Your name is PETASUS FUUCAR, and you UNDERSTAND that the world exists to serve you.

As a member of the BLUE BLOODED BOURGEOISIE, it goes without saying that you are superior to AT LEAST ALMOST EVERYONE. EXCEPT THE PURPLE BLOODS. But there are a lot more green, yellow, and red bloods, and you know it.

You are a DISTINGUISHED TROLL with a variety of INTERESTS and HOBBIES. You particularly enjoy your large collection of ATYPICAL HEAD WEAR. You UNDERSTAND that a good troll needs a NICE HAT, and being the most superior troll around most of the time, it is IMPERATIVE to have the BIGGEST AND NICEST HAT. In addition to head wear, you enjoy the favorite Alternian pastime of TROLL CHESS, which is MUCH LIKE HUMAN CHESS, except MUCH MORE VIOLENT.

This love of troll chess probably springs from your interest in STRATEGY AND TACTICS. Although you scorn games such as FLARP as being for the LOWBLOODS, secretly you have developed a habit of playing through ANONYMOUS CHANNELS under the pseudonym PETASUS FUCAAR. Your specialized tactics have earned you some recognition within your circle. NO ONE will ever suspect THE TRUTH.

Your lusus is a ONE-HORNED HOOFBEAST, one of the most FEARED and RESPECTED of Alternia’s wildlife, said to leave rainbows of troll blood wherever they go. But your lusus is PRETTY NICE ACTUALLY. You are quite sure that he would NEVER harm a troll that you did not mark for killing anyway. Which tends to include PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WITH LOWER BLOOD.

You have NO PSYCHIC POWERS WHATSOEVER, but that's okay because you're still better than all those super-powered lowblood douchebags anyway. Besides, blue blood gives you an inherent immunity to a lot of psychic powers, and that's pretty neat. Stupid lowbloods think they’re so cool with their mind reading and their kind of neat laser eye beams and their sort of awesome telekinesis but THEY’RE NOT.

You are NOTORIOUSLY TERRIBLE WITH COMPUTERS and try to avoid them for anything that isn't Trollian or the occasional secretive FLARP. Your trolltag is superiorFedora and you (understand that a polite troll need not raise his voice)

>Take off the hat

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You UNDERSTAND that these horns are absolutely there and do not stop existing just because you are wearing one of your NICE HATS. Your horns are AWESOME and you will not tolerate anyone calling you a TINY-HORNED DOUCHEBAG.

*sniff*

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Your name is PETASUS FUUCAR, and you don't really UNDERSTAND a lot of things.

Which is not surprising. You are, after all, ONLY FOUR SWEEPS OLD. As a member of the BLUE BLOODED BOURGEOISIE, though you do not know what the word means yet, you have been provided since your wiggling with only the HIGHEST QUALITY EVERYTHING.

You are a NAIVE TROLL with a variety of interests. At least, you try to get interested in a lot of things. Your ONE-HORNED HOOFBEAST LUSUS is extremely protective of his charge, and as a result you don't really get out much. Sometimes you get to visit your FRIENDS SLASH ENEMIES for HIGHBLOODED GAMES, but you don't really like them much. They like to make fun of your horns a lot, but you just try to laugh it off and remember that horns aren't really all that important. Besides, they'll get bigger when you get bigger... right?

You do have at least one friend, however. He was the one that helped you set up your BRAND NEW COMPUTER the other day; you still have NO IDEA HOW THIS TECHNOLOGY STUFF WORKS. He does his best to keep you out of trouble, but IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE MOIRAILS OR ANYTHING. You are MUCH TOO YOUNG for ICKY ROMANCE, even if it isn't concupiscent... whatever that word means. Your lusus is remaining tight-lipped on the subject.

You do like your REALLY AWESOME HATS, but your friend doesn't like when you wear them. He thinks you're just trying to HIDE YOUR TINY TINY DUMB STUPID HORNS. But that's not true, you just think they look cool.

You don't have a trolltag as you've never heard of any programs called Trollian before, but your friend did help you set up an online handle. You go by superiorFedora which is a name he did not like very much, and you (don't like to raise your voice much higher than a whisper)

>Lil' Petasus: Do something adorable.

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(don't make fun of my horns okay my horns are really neat and awesome and not tiny or undersized in any way : )
(besides they'll get bigger when i get bigger right)

MISC INFO

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Color: 000095
Lusus: One-horned hoofbeast (it's a unicorn, d00dz)
Modus: Magician Modus (he pulls items out of his hat, LIKE MAGIC! Except, y'know, not fakey fake fake.)
Strife: BatonKind (Shoosh! Pap! Your leg’s broken!)
Title and Land: The Servant of Truth in the Land of Specter and Spotlight (Figure that one out )

Petasus: Rise

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Pffft I dunno.

[Doctor Tess]

Since I don't think anyone actually answered this,

Q: Is this the thread to sign up for any Trollslum Sessions?

It's a good place to look, yes. Although lately there hasn't been as much actual roleplaying in this thread as there used to be. But still, as a place to say "hey, who wants to be in a session with me?", it should hopefully be satisfactory.

[aimlessAggressor]

OKAMI.

[Nox]

And done! Fun one to do, hahaha!

HOLY CRAP!

Awesome job man, that's just how I pictured her! The yellow teeth are a nice touch.

I'm adding this to the profile and crediting you man.