TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Bandages]

awww yeah douchebag hipster troll

it

so much

[polarBipede]

Oh my god my laptop died and they have to fix it
MY AAAARTS AND TROOOOLLS ;______;

[streambankroot]

Your name is KUMHAARA LANMO.



On your shirt is the symbol of the inverted kiln, representing your connection to the ENERGY OF THE DEAD, as well as your hobby of producing pieces of POTTERY WORTHLESS TO EVERYONE BUT YOU.
You are NOTORIOUSLY AWFUL SLEEPING HABITS, horrorterrors or not. Because of this you are forgetting a bunch of other FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF.
You promise yourself you'll explain more about yourself after you get some sleep.

Your trolltag is necromanCeramicist and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[mars7a]

apostateEvanescent, 3--likes to spear his text--

Edit: I like Kumhaara's horns!



starstruckDamsel, Y()ur spee(h is ()ut ()f this w()rld!

[SumiumOxide]

> Be the robot girl.

*ahem* It's cyborg.

>Be the CYBORG girl.

You succeed.

Your name is ERISAL TORELL and, as stated, you are a CYBORG, not a ROBOT. There's a HUGE difference that you don't feel like explaining right now. Go look it up.

ANYWAYS, you weren't always this way, in fact, you used to be a normal troll that did normal troll things, such as HACKING and PARKOUR. Well, you still do these things but just a bit better. You became a cyborg about a sweep ago, when you fell from the top of your CITADEL of a HIVE which rises high above the clouds of ALTERNIA SECTOR 6. You should have been dead from that fall, but you passed out in midair, which saved your life, partially. If it wasn't for that KIND-HEARTED BLUEBLOOD, you would have died from blood loss. She took you in and replaced most of your INTERNAL BODY, making your bones out of a super-strength bio-metal and your organs mechanical. She continued to upgrade your body and mind, giving you much faster thought processing and better sight.

These have only helped you in your day-to-day life. Your parkour skills could never be better, you've even trained yourself to RUN on CEILINGS for short periods. You can jump from building to building, and land from a high place without damage, this has been incredibly helpful in many situations. Your reactions are amazingly fast and you are able to keep calm in just about any situation.

Then there's your hacking abilities, thanks to a few new BRAIN IMPLANTS you are able to use a computer without a keyboard or mouse, and something much more awesome. You have recently found that you can link yourself into the INTERGRUB, which is a massive virtual world, thousands of times larger than ALTERNIA. From there, you've hacked much more effectively and easily for a time, then decided it would be best to help other trolls. You strengthen their security MORE EFFECTIVELY than anyone else, yet you only offer your services to those you choose, which is a lot by the way. You get some good PAYMENTS too, though you get some payment in... other forms.

Unlike most trolls with lower blood, you don't have a really awesome ability. Your blood GLOWS THE BRIGHT YELLOW-GREEN THAT IT IS, which is really awesome but not practical. But you love the glowing, and dress in glowing clothing with a cyber theme. Though you're not a big fan of VIOLENCE, you keep your versatile discKind just in case of trouble, who knows what's on the rooftops.

Your TROLLIAN Handle is plutoniumCybernetic and YOU. SPE4K. WITH. A. ROBOTIC. TONE. DEVOID. OF. 9ERSON4LITY.

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I WANT THOSE PANTS

[Stinkosar]

I WANT THOSE PANTS

[Veriama]

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I love this kid 333 DAT SCARF

and also... those pants, erisal. ;-; give them to me.


OH AND BY THE WAY (this is a miracle)
i'm online with kaintophobicAccourt.
y'know, this one who is also this one.

i'm lonely ;-; surely you all want to test out your trolls too? RIGHT? ...RIGHT? /shot

[Metaflare]

this one

HELLOOOO NURSE

[Renegade Electron]

Your name is EVISCE CHTHON.

Your job is to CULL THE WEAK. You've been at it for FOUR SWEEPS (ONE-THIRD of your life), and have ALTERNIAN JOB SECURITY, which is to say you murder POTENTIAL USURPERS. You've killed TROLLS with MUTANT BLOOD, GRUBS that failed the TRIALS, TRAITORS to the EMPRESS, and all sorts of UNSAVORY CHARACTERS.

What can you say? CULLING happens. Frequently.

When no CULLING is currently necessary, you PRACTICE. You are OBSESSED with becoming the BEST, and hunt down MUSCLEBEASTS and FAIRLY POWERFUL LUSII to satisfy your HUNGER for IMPROVEMENT. You are a PERFECTIONIST in BLOODLUST. When you were YOUNGER, you were a bit of a FLARPER, but you're too old for that now. One of your REGRETS is never playing that SGRUB thing that's so POPULAR. Surely you're too old, but...

No. Perish the thought. Your BLOOD COLOR puts you in TOO LOW OF A CASTE to be allowed to do SUCH A THING. When not CULLING or TRAINING, which is rare, you are a bit of a STORYTELLER. You're kind of POPULAR among the other SERVANTS OF THE EMPRESS. You use your ABILITY to LEARN OTHERS' DESIRES, and then make up a little story about the TROLL going on a JOURNEY and having their WISHES granted. It's sickeningly IDEALISTIC, but it's good on occasion. Like a DESSERT, you know. Good every once in a while, but too much makes you throw up.

You have really rambled on. Greatest apologies. Your trolltag is perniciousValet and -(you)-(skewer)-(everything)-(you)-(say)-

[mars7a]

Wanted to try practicing their quirks and developing them. Also unseen troll!
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-- apostateEvanescent [AE] began trolling apatheticAptitude [AA] --

AE: 3--aa i need your help--
AA: LET ME GUESS
AA: YOU NEED TO TAKE VALUABLE TIME FROM ME SO I CAN FIX UP YOUR PROBLEMS THAT YOU DIRECTLY CAUSED WITHOUT A GOOD REWARD FOR DOING SO
AA: SOUNDS LIKE THE DEAL I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL OF MY LIFE FOR
AA: COUNT ME IN
AE: 3--i really hate it when you do zhat--
AE: 3--you know zhat, dont you?-
AA: OF COURSE
AA: IF YOU DID NOT I WOULD NOT DO IT
AA: AND YOU KNOW THAT
AE: 3--fine!--
AE: 3--i can take my money elsewhere--
AA: HA
AA: THAT IS ME LAUGHING
AA: HA HA
AA: LET ME ADD AN AMUSED EMOTICON TO FURTHER IMPLY HOW HUMOROUS THIS STATEMENT IS
AA: XD
AA: OR MAYBE :P
AA: BUT REALLY
AA: MONEY I HAVE GOT
AA: IF THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER
AA: I CAN TAKE MY SKILLS ELSEWHERE
AA: WHAT I WANT IS POWER
AA: AND I KNOW YOU CAN GIVE ME THAT
AA: YOU PESKY HIGH BLOOD ARISTOCRAT
AA: AND WHAT YOU KNOW IS THAT I AM FAR FROM EXPENDABLE
AA: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THIS JOB YOU HAVE FOR ME
AE: 3--right right, you are zhe master of robotics and anyzhing of zhe mechanical persuasion--
AE: 3--now lets get down to business--
AE: 3--i need you to build a robot--
AA: A ROBOT
AA: WELL THANK YOU SIR FOR GIVING ME A LONG WINDED AND DETAILED EXPLANATION ON THIS ROBOT YOU WANT TO BE BUILT SO BADLY
AE: 3--augh just cut it with zhe snarky bullshit for a few seconds maybe you could actually get somezhing productive done--
AE: 3--ugh, hold on. somebody is messaging me--

-- apostateEvanescent [AE] ceased trolling apatheticAptitude [AA] --

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Psychasthenia]

Pesterchum is definitely a good way to develop trolls.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

Speaking of developing trolls, attentiveAssassin has a pesterchum now. Feel free to troll him.

[mars7a]

Pesterchum is definitely a good way to develop trolls.

Well, this was to develop on how my trolls interact with eachother, but I'm getting on pesterchum now.

[aimlessAggressor]

Rook answered his first formspring question today J:3

[Tataudu]

Gryahl can now mooooooove.



Are the gifs going crazy for everyone because they are in my browser o-O

[Psychasthenia]

No, they look fine.
GREAT even

[aimlessAggressor]

I want animoots :\

[SumiumOxide]

Tataudu, his tears are flashing different colors, that's sad and adorable at the same time.

[Tataudu]

@Psychasthenia: Thankye, I'm flattered.
@aimlessAggressor: Have you given it a shot yourself? It looks daunting initially, to try to do something animated, but if you start out small you can work your way to bigger things.
@SumiumOxide: Yes. Sadorable

[aimlessAggressor]

Well

With motivation like that

I HAVE to give it a try

[Psychasthenia]

doitdoitdoit

[SumiumOxide]

@SumiumOxide: Yes. Sadorable

You sir, have just added a new word to my vocabulary.

[mars7a]

Bad, sloppy sketch of starstruckDamsel

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I might try making her sprite suck less.

[Nox]

Intresting sketch man.

Anyway, I bet you all that I can create the most woobie troll ever!