TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Psychasthenia]

[maya]

my god

someone please get psychasthenia a fucking award

[Skvira]

Superman Nic Cage is now the page topper

Hell yes

[Metaflare]

Yay 100 pages

Now how about we cut down on the posting for a bit so tess can make the next thread

[Temperencia]

"01-23-2011 05:11 PM"

Tess has went onto the forums on that day. :c

[august]

Bye thread! It was nice knowing you!

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Damn it, I make a troll right when the thread dies.

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It's the Troll Emperor.

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[aimlessAggressor]

FUCK

[Thunder Reign]

trollslum 5: i'm pregnant and the baby is nic cage

(okay that's my last post)

[Temperencia]

also FINAL PORTRAIT

[Pokolo]

This should be closed soon.

[Stinkosar]

also FINAL PORTRAIT

"We never did get our food....."
"=<"

[aimlessAggressor]

CAN I SQUEAK IN
CAN I MAKE SOMETHING RELEVANT BEFORE THE END OF THIS THREAD
LET'S FIND OUT

[scribaciousMnemonist]

LS: Nice outfit.
LS: Ma'am.
LS: That was sarcasm.
LS: If you couldn't tell.
LS: I felt the need.
LS: To point that out.
LS: :|=

itt proectii is too apathetic to do a proper hair flip (itt in an itt i can't animate hair flips aaaugh :c)

also for your consideration; TROLLSLUM 5: shit, lets all do hairflips

[Doctor Tess]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HORSES

THE NEW THREAD WILL BE UP ONCE I CATCH UP ON THE FORTY PAGES I'VE MISSED

OKAY

OKAY

i am so bad at this

[llamamiah]

Tess, you're not bad at this. You just need someone to tell you when page 100 is reached. ...Which is what I do. So you're all set! Nothin' bad happenin' at all.

[Temperencia]

Nothin' bad happenin' at all.

Yup, nothing bad.

dicklegs?

Or DID IT?

[scribaciousMnemonist]

I can't believe I suggested that name. It is my greatest crime.

OR IS IT? }:]

[Doctor Tess]

BAM

[Nox]

Awesome!

The TROLLSLUM was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to THREADHALLA

[amnesiaDinosaur]

Trollslum 7. Post it there, not here.

[batsy]

Thank you so much! c:

[appleDangler]

Syrana Parselis Trolltag: appleDangler

She is a redblood, as red as Karkats blood, but unlike him shes REALLY PROUD OF BEING A FREAK! Ssssso just deal with it :F
As you can see, she uses multiple s's to sound like shes hissing, and uses little fanged smilies like that one above. She also has been known to put a little wiggly snake ~~>in some of her statements when shes emphasizing something. Snake puns abound too.
She is normally quiet, and quite mellow unless her moirail and matesprit, Wyrobe Kartos, is around. Then she is happy and bubbly and can't shut up. The humans of her original session joked that they were made for each other because Wyrobe is the Alpha troll, and her the Omega. She has an unhealthy interest in herpetology thanks to her lusus, going so far as to hunt massive specimens. She is also quite talented with leather work, having tanned the skins of the specimens she collected. She also studies human mythologies as a hobby, which in turn has made her somewhat of an expert on humans.
Her shirt symbol is Ω, and she wields a three sectional staff, snakehead bolos, and a venomous dagger made from the fang of her now dead lusus. Her lusus was a giant serpent, looking not unlike a giant anaconda, and as a result when Syrana was a grub she had no legs. She had almost been selected for culling until they noticed that she had traits in common with the serpents, such as her serpentine eyes, her tiny fangs, and forked tongue. She is 12.92 sweeps old, making her the oldest in her group and the only troll besides Wyrobe, who is 9.69 sweeps old, having survived to adulthood.

[Bandages]

how does that even happen

[Stinkosar]

What.
I mean the what.
How the.
What.

[Miff]

Wow forgot I used to do this thing.