TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Crazy-8]

>become the troll interested in history



Your name is Sai Lefone


You grew up sheltered from the rest of the young trolls within your respiteblock, created from the bowels of an abandoned LITERARY ASYLUM. your lusus took it upon itself to teach you to read the ancient alternian texts, in the hopes that one day, you would pass down this knowledge to someone else, as it has been done before. As you continued to learn the history of this world, one thing allways stuck in your mind, there was a blank period in the begining of the texts, no matter how many books you would read, there would allways be a blank period, you hoped to one day find out what had happened in that period, but since you cannot think of a way to do that, you regretfully put that ambition on the backburner and continued to learn.
When you became knowledgable enough of the world outside, your lusus gave you permission to venture forth, ready to take this knowledge to your fellow troll youths. You immediatly became known throughout the vast crevaces of alternia as the BIGGEST BOOKGRUB EVER, however despite an overwhelming failure caused by a lack of interest in the topic, as well as your less than average assertivness levels, you decided to take your ideas to the internet, and perhaps along the way you met other trolls online who you were able to talk and connect to, could this be the strange disease mentioned in the ancient texts known as...friendship? further study would be needed, so you continued to converse, also, they made you feel....welcomed

You enjoy being able to have PHILISOPHICAL CONVERSATIONS with your friends, despite their lack of enthusiasm. You also enjoy ATTEMPTING TO COOK DELICIOUS DISHES, but FAIL alot. your lack of assertive behavior has led to you ASKING YOUR FRIENDS FOR ADVICE, you will continue asking even as the END OF THE WORLD HAPPENS. You have a AFFECTION FOR MANY DIFFERENT SUBJECTS that you have read over the years, however your absolute favorite is of course ALTERNIAN HISTORY.

Your trollian handle is dictationSeeker

y-you speak with..erm..l-low confidence, and e-eloquent spelling..erm..y-yeah

Thankfully you do not have to live alone, your FIREFLY lusus keeps you company and illuminates your respiteblock

You aren't good at any sort nof physical contact, but you have allocated your FLASHLIGHT to your strife specibus, it saves up room in your sylladex

you use the DECIMAL SYSTEM MODUS, which involves each object getting a number and place based on what type of object it is, having grown up in a place full of books, this isn't difficult to use

You are the Scribe of Time

Your land is the Land of Tombs and Ink

[Silly little Artist]

Just leaving these here for Lileni's player, Silly Little Artist ~

You are an amazing person and I love you

[Veriama]

Well, I really have no excuse for making an alterniabound of someone NOBODY KNOWS (zenithRemix. Uhhh Nalasi Liatus. Yeah.) But I needed the purractice ;_;



...
i should... do something more productive than this.

[Flamerider64]

WHAT NO PARENTS FROM THE NASA

Yeah I probably didn't do it justice at all.

[Panzerbear]

Well, I really have no excuse for making an alterniabound of someone NOBODY KNOWS (zenithRemix. Uhhh Nalasi Liatus. Yeah.) But I needed the purractice ;_;

Whaddya mean, nobody knows Nalasi motherfuckin' Liatus?

[tonightsEntertainment]

Everyone knows Nalasi motherfuckin' Liatus. If they don't, they should educate themselves.

[Bandages]

...
i should... do something more productive than this.

Lies.

Dirty, dirty lies.

[Crazy-8]

oh god I just realised how silly my troll looks

[Veriama]

oh god I just realised how silly my troll looks

PISH POSH!

Well, I really have no excuse for making an alterniabound of someone NOBODY KNOWS (zenithRemix. Uhhh Nalasi Liatus. Yeah.) But I needed the purractice ;_;

Whaddya mean, nobody knows Nalasi motherfuckin' Liatus?

Everyone knows Nalasi motherfuckin' Liatus. If they don't, they should educate themselves.

...How DO you know her? SHE'S MORE DEVIOUS THAN I THOUGHT shhhhhhhhiiiiii-

(although, te, that is almost unnervingly to her personality and she might even just say that sometime >.>)

...
i should... do something more productive than this.

Lies.

Dirty, dirty lies.

B-but... food... and eating... and writing wiki pages.... and...

okay
ill do more alterniabounds of old trolls
give me a moment to sell my soul though

[AgentKaz]

Awesome trolls everywhere! I love seeing and reading about everybody's trolls.



I attempted to make an Alterniabound Syntra. It's not amazing but I guess it'll do.

[Doctor Tess]

Hnnnngh, I always miss the good stuff! And by good stuff I mean drama. And by drama I mean bad stuff.

(no but seriously, the godtiers earlier were pretty sweet)

Bluh, sorry guys, I feel like I owe everyone a huge apology. I pretty much never show my face around here anymore and I feel like I should've stepped in on that argument. I'd throw my two cents in now but I doubt anyone cares anymore. Regardless, I'll try to stop by more often, if only because otherwise I have a metric fuckton of catchup to do and that takes so long D8

The list will be up to date in a few minutes. I'm adding that troll age calculator that was posted, too.

[Temperencia]

You need to make a troll Tess.

We'd all cherish that troll.

ANYWAY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW..

TROLLIFE: SECOND TROLLNANIGAN

BOYS CROSSDRESS YOUR TROLL DAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
GIRLS/BOYS POST YOUR TROLL'S REACTION WHEN THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR

[Veriama]

You need to make a troll Tess.

We'd all cherish that troll.

ANYWAY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW..

TROLLIFE: SECOND TROLLNANIGAN

BOYS CROSSDRESS YOUR TROLL DAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
GIRLS/BOYS POST YOUR TROLL'S REACTION WHEN THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR

But... BM is already a transvestite, she'd be used to it! D':

[Bandages]

As I suspected, Reaperistic is using Trollife to fufill her amazing sick fangirl fantasies.

[Temperencia]

[Flamerider64]

And I will willingly deface someone in order to satisfy it.
Fuego, you're first up to the plate, lets see what we can do,

[Stinkosar]

Can't Sufficiently edit them right now buuuuut...
"Huh."
"..."
"WHAT.THE.FUCK!?!?"
...?Is it wrong that I'm quite confortable?...
"Nah,its the same Qver here."
"OH JUSTIN! WELL ITS UH NOT WELL UHHH...*Realizes justin is in womens clothes too.*...uh......Do...do I send you to your room?"
"I'm confused.Why am I in girls clothes?"
"Uhh....well....shit."
"A secretary outfit? Really?"
"The hell? Why do female archers dress so...slvtty?"
"I'm only wearrrring a ssssshirrrrt do to the sssssnake body......brrrrasssss feel weird."
"What the helll.....What you were expecting me to laugh?My character isn't as bland as you thou-BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"
"can't...fall..asleep...in...comfortable....woman. ..clothes..."
"Woow...it looks as if I've seen a ghoost!"

[Temperencia]

"I'm only wearrrring a ssssshirrrrt do to the sssssnake body......brrrrasssss feel weird."

And now he is a mermaid.

[Stinkosar]

"I'm only wearrrring a ssssshirrrrt do to the sssssnake body......brrrrasssss feel weird."

And now he is a mermaid.

Oh shit I wish I thought of that.
Now I'm tempted to do full gender swapped reactions.
Like...this one...
"What the hell...oh wow and I still have the giant rip in my shirt.And thanks to THESE..fucking cleavage...making me look like a slut..Wow am I really already thinking like a girl?"

[polarBipede]

>Burlae: Crossdress as a girl

You're a girl already, sillyface!

>Burlae: Crossdress as a boy, then

You're also a boy, numbnuts!

[Stinkosar]

>Burlae: Crossdress as a girl

You're a girl already, sillyface!

>Burlae: Crossdress as a boy, then

You're also a boy, numbnuts!

This reminds me....we need a troll with the power too genderswap......OTHER TROLLS.
Of course hitting them again with the power puts them back to normal.But it's permanent if your not hit with it again. unless you're Burlae.Then you explode.

[midnightAgony]

>Burlae: Crossdress as a girl

You're a girl already, sillyface!

>Burlae: Crossdress as a boy, then

You're also a boy, numbnuts!

This reminds me....we need a troll with the power too genderswap......OTHER TROLLS.
Of course hitting them again with the power puts them back to normal.But it's permanent if your not hit with it again. unless you're Burlae.Then you explode.

....I call this one after I post my next troll. Which will be really soon.

[Flamerider64]

>Burlae: Crossdress as a girl

You're a girl already, sillyface!

>Burlae: Crossdress as a boy, then

You're also a boy, numbnuts!

This reminds me....we need a troll with the power too genderswap......OTHER TROLLS.
Of course hitting them again with the power puts them back to normal.But it's permanent if your not hit with it again. unless you're Burlae.Then you explode.

This genderbending deal...
There's piles of it on the internet everywhere, I pretty much see it daily.

[AgentKaz]

[WeLL, THiS iS PReTTy MuCH THe SaMe...]
[NoW i WeaR THe PaNTS iN THiS ReLaTioNSHiP!! HaHaHaHaHaHa!!]
[WaiT, THaT DoeSN'T eVeN MaKe SeNSe.]
[NeVeRMiND.]

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[august]

>Taegis: Look in mirror.

"Hey HoT sTuFF."