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Re: TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Like the way it is but better looking, i'm searching for the picture I based the guy to the right off of.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.
If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.
Originally Posted by Trihan
Originally Posted by foobar
Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.
Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.
Originally Posted by Niaya
by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go
"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"
Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u
Originally Posted by Pokolo
What happens if the fireplace is aflame?
Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
Originally Posted by Differential
Originally Posted by Antonym
Originally Posted by Differential
This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.
Have you been sigquoted yet?
Never mind...
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION
Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.
...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep
well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA
...is this working?
TOKA MA WA WRENU
Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.
Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*
...
Christ.
Originally Posted by ghastlyBones
Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
she looks high
you made jade high
she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls
Stuff from IMs
TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days
21:58 Ripcord "WHO STOLE THE IRON DOOR"
21:59 Ripcord Pokolo: Scientists.
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia also he thinks I have motherly arms
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia I am somehow not surprised he thinks you have a sweatervest
Fuf: Derp derp, on the navigator. traffic, augh. derp derp, on the computer in teeaaaa paarrrttyyyy oh whoops.
Fuf: this one's perfect
Fuf: it describes me so well
Heyyy~ :> So I haven't been here in ages but I'm just gonna' drop this off without any real words concerning it 'cept at the end I guess! So if you are ready for another Darj-style wall-o-text, read ahead. c:
Your name is FLINCED TIYSIS and you are the best cowboy in all of ALTERIA. In all honestly, there aren't that many, but you still firmly believe that you are the BEST of all of them.
Your interests include FILMS OF THE WESTERN PERSUASION, usually those with MYSTERIOUS NOMADIC WANDERERS that come to CROOKED LOW DOWN TOWNS and CHASE OUT the VILLAINS and SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN. As this may show, you have a rather black and white view of right and wrong, leading you to firmly believe in this point of view.
You like to spend your time practicing catching things with your lassokind. You are considerably good at it, but this might be because the only thing you can PRACTICE on is your wonderful HOWLBEAST ((coyote)) LUSUS, who is considerably LETHARGIC.
You have a love of the TERMINOLOGY used in your FAVORITE FILMS and subsequently attempt to SPEAK like them. Unfortunately, your memory leaves something to be DESIRED, leading you to carry around a book in your AWESOME HAT which lists such TERMS. You still, however, manage to use them in COMPLETELY INCORRECT WAYS, often leading to much confusion.
You don't like admitting it, but you LOVE ROMANCE of ALL KINDS. You dream of one day having a VILLAINOUS KISMESIS just like in your MOVIES, and a wonderful MATESPRIT MAIDEN. However, you are pretty horrible at HATING PEOPLE and tend to SYMPATHIZE WITH EVERYONE and look for the BEST IN THEM, trusting everyone blindly.
You jump to conclusions faster than a jackrabbit with its tail-end lit on fire and tend to believe the world is like your favorite films. You also have a habit of shirking responsibility to do what you want - which usually consists of watching more films.
When you're not watching WESTERNS, you like to spend your time FLARPING as the world-renowned VAQUERELIMINATOR, QUICK DRAW FLINCE. The stupidly high amount of levels you have is due entirely due to sidequests. You have a reputation for WRANGLING FIRST, ASKING QUESTIONS LATER. You also have a reputation that you don't really know about as a sort of bounty hunter - people tell you to catch other trolls and you do it, lead only by the point that assurance that the person is a VILLAIN.
You don't really like computers much because they sort of ruin the cowboy image, but sometimes you can't walk to your friends' houses and have to pester them online. Your trolltag for doing this is protagonisticGreenhorn and you type in a Super-Cool-Excited-Way-Just-Like-The-Titles-Of-Your-Films!!!!!! You-Also-Have-A-Penchant-For-Sixes!!!!!!
Symbol: Six pointed star with circles on tips (think sheriff's badge)
Title: Page of Void
Land: Land of Canyons and Mist (leading to lots of "I WARNED YOU ABOUT CLIFFS BRO"s)
Incredibly easily manipulated, doesn't like violence, gets incredibly confused when the "good guys" don't act like "good guys" and when the "bad guys" don't act like "bad guys." Is supposed to be a farmer but doesn't do his work, leading his lusus to do it for him to keep him from getting culled, leading it to be incredibly tired, leading him to calling it lazy. Is prone to heroic breakdowns due to this. Also debated between him being a greenblood or a brownblood, decided brownblood. Alternate typing quirk would be capital "O"s always, "lassoing" his words.
He was made for a private RP with a friend of mine and neither of us are good at drawing so I didn't really make a sprite for him. I guess you should just imagine him as a stereotypical cowboy but with little nubbly horns (which he is sort of ashamed of and hides under his hat). :3 Incidentally, we ended up cutting off the RP because we both got bored. A two person session isn't that fun if I'm one of the people, I guess!
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.
If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.
Originally Posted by Trihan
Originally Posted by foobar
Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.
Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.
Originally Posted by Niaya
by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go
"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"
Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u
Originally Posted by Pokolo
What happens if the fireplace is aflame?
Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
Originally Posted by Differential
Originally Posted by Antonym
Originally Posted by Differential
This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.
Have you been sigquoted yet?
Never mind...
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION
Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.
...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep
well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA
...is this working?
TOKA MA WA WRENU
Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.
Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*
...
Christ.
Originally Posted by ghastlyBones
Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
she looks high
you made jade high
she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls
Stuff from IMs
TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days
21:58 Ripcord "WHO STOLE THE IRON DOOR"
21:59 Ripcord Pokolo: Scientists.
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia also he thinks I have motherly arms
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia I am somehow not surprised he thinks you have a sweatervest
Fuf: Derp derp, on the navigator. traffic, augh. derp derp, on the computer in teeaaaa paarrrttyyyy oh whoops.
Fuf: this one's perfect
Fuf: it describes me so well
I want a man who splays down in the street
The swinging bodies and the children in the wet concrete
In the house with the laughing windows
We're spilling blood like a cheap innuendo
Land Of Machines And Gears(But actually canada)----- Sign: Triforce bird.
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Re: TROLLSLUM 4: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Thanks AA!
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.
If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.
Originally Posted by Trihan
Originally Posted by foobar
Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.
Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.
Originally Posted by Niaya
by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go
"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"
Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u
Originally Posted by Pokolo
What happens if the fireplace is aflame?
Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
Originally Posted by Differential
Originally Posted by Antonym
Originally Posted by Differential
This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.
Have you been sigquoted yet?
Never mind...
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION
Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.
...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep
well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA
...is this working?
TOKA MA WA WRENU
Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.
Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*
...
Christ.
Originally Posted by ghastlyBones
Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
she looks high
you made jade high
she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls
Stuff from IMs
TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days
21:58 Ripcord "WHO STOLE THE IRON DOOR"
21:59 Ripcord Pokolo: Scientists.
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia also he thinks I have motherly arms
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia I am somehow not surprised he thinks you have a sweatervest
Fuf: Derp derp, on the navigator. traffic, augh. derp derp, on the computer in teeaaaa paarrrttyyyy oh whoops.
Fuf: this one's perfect
Fuf: it describes me so well
Hit me up for random pestering (although im not good at conversations. Who knew) at serendipityRising
QUOTES:
Originally Posted by Denriada
01:43 Denri vagina bunps
Originally Posted by insurrection irc
02:11 <thunderReign> I'm not dancing in your vagina.
02:11 <Abyss> yes you are
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nikolaTesla revives MachoManRandySavage
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Amazar - deer poo is so neat...
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<Alynn> my fingers are funny. making gigantic boobs and typing the wrong word n shit
<Julia> yes very
<Julia> you have a midas touch.
<Julia> except it makes tits huge.
<Alynn> exactly
<Alynn> its a curse
<Sentin> the titty touch
<Sentin> its a curse
<Sentin> and a gift
<Sentin> you're boobieman
<Alynn> should i sigquote that
<Sentin> yes
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<Demon> i am introducing you to the wonders of avian copulation
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<Wobuffet> I cockblock everyone
<Wobuffet> EVERYONE
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<MostlyHarmless> CONDOMS BELONG IN THE WILD MAAAANNN!!!!
Originally Posted by Momatoes As Nikola Tesla
<nikolaTesla> You are now alive
<nikolaTesla> with the power of my electric balls
FANTROLLS(dont judge me):
Hekkiko Lolana - littleLola -- oh, hi there. uhh, what's your name again :< Adonna Adroii - vexedUprising -- if you don't want a fight you won't get A. FIGHT. Esquel Vespilo - deadLanguages -- You seem to be making the mistake of 0verestimating my sense of empathy. *overestimating. Alaire Sabell - sereneOdyssey -- -I-- Oh, hey. Are you one of those guys who jusT wanT To yell aT me? Sorry. - Roxina Morado - pseudoRocket -- ~~,,~,,~('<' Go kill yourself, fuckface Salvia Datura - lucidityIncarnate -- Hey~!~ Wassup~ dude~?~ Somnium Desvelo - insomniacDaydreamer -- **hello... sorry if i seem a little out of it...** Karalis Paene - rejectedPrince -- fuck off before i make you wish you'd never have wriggled your lowblooded ass out of the goddamn trial caverns
but oddly, i don't wAnt to do thAt right now. i thinK i'd rAth<3r Just talK with you.
JOREAK, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WANT TO FUCK EVERYTHING
STOP BEING IN LOVE THIS INSTANT
Originally Posted by scintillatingMoniker
scintillatingMoniker's theory of freudian control
L2 = -C
As the libido of the fantroll increases, the amount of control you have over them decreases.
Because it's the only explanation for what happened to Joreak and Ava.
Originally Posted by momatoes
((pfft everyone knows that cramming pays off more than constant dedication)) kids don't listen to me
Originally Posted by NARFNra
*enters Trollslum General Chat*
*sees the word guro*
NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
...
*clicks link anyway*
Originally Posted by EnigmaticD
Man might have dated cannibalistic mermaid. More at twelve.
>SLA: Update Lileni every thread
Your name is LILENI MIWONK
You live near the polar icecaps of your planet, far enough away that you could still go outside, not freeze and there is a spring time where the sun shines on the snow. Respiteblock looks like a burrow in the ground, but it is quite spacious. It's warm too.
you have a strong love for drawing, you mostly enjoy drawing other troll's lusus'. You like to do other things too, like painting rainbows on the walls and talking to people. You also like to cook! You think you make the best Rabbit stew any one has EVER tasted. You didn't used to eat meat, but when that wolf lusus attacked your lusus, you ideas on meat eating changed quickly!
Your Strife Specibus is allocated to CleaverKind and ChainKind. You hate it when people get mad at you for no reason, it's just so stupid. Some people think your overly happy attitude is annoying, but some other people enjoy it a lot! You can be as cold as the Ice you live near, but it's rare for people to see that. Your lusus is an over sized rabbit with retractable claws and her name is Momi. You can ride her back and she likes to dig holes to make your hive bigger, isn't that the nicest?
you have no idea about the Hemospectrum, so you act as if everyone is equal. This tends to get annoying to some people.
Your troll tag is artisticWoodler and you dra~g o~u~t yo~ur vo~we~ls to~ i~mi~ta~te~ a~ si~ng so~ng vo~i~ce~! Yo.u. ta.lk li.ke. thi.s whe.n yo.u.'re. pi.sse.d! a.lmo.st li.ke. ye.lli.ng! You only drop your quirk around one person and they know who they are. but La~te~r o~n yo~u~ yo~u~ wi~ll ta~lk no~rma~lly.
SGRUB+ other stuff
Strife Specibus: CleaverKind, Chainkind (Combined, CleaverChainkind)
Fetch Modus: Three Senses Modus (feel, smell, and taste)
Role: Baroness of Sound
Planet: Land of Art and Mercury
Kernelsprite: Tier1-Lusus, Tier2-SHOUJO MANGA, UGUU
Dreamer: Prospit
Blood Color: #003399
Type Color: #FF9999
Symbol: doubledagger ‡
Lusus: Rabbit, with retractable claws
RELATIONSHIPS
I apologize, I jumped to conclusions on appearance, considering the appearance of other lusus in canon.
Either way we both have a troll with a bunny lusus.
....and picturing a bunny digging is adorable.
God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.