Just another small thing.
... do I want to know what that fursuit is made from
Only ONE song can be Shivia's. The one I listened to while writing her up:
Reaper, reaper, that's what people call me!
Why? 'Cuz they all die. When I sing, I end their lives!
You act as though payback makes you a noble man. Is that a fact?
Well, you're a goddamn philistine!
Hehehe, I just can't seem to do anything you like here, can I Bandages?
If you have a more fitting one, please let me know...
Oh man I realize I'm probably coming across as quite the arrogant bully.
Sorry about that.. I reply on a basis from post to post, it's never specifically about users unless there's a user in particular that I really like.
I also just got the NHMH2 soundtrack so that might be why I feel absurdly protective about shit that doesn't matter
Apology accepted, I know how you feel Band.
Also: Listening to the NMH2 OST while character-creating can lead to...well, you can guess.
So no hard feelings, you goddamn philistine,
Let's just crack open a Faygo and just chill to some motherfucking No More Heroes
Yup, showing off my *amazing* abilities again.
Hey guys! I thought I had something you might like.
A while ago, I found a neat little website where you type in a number of words and it scrambles them to create a new word that sounds like the ones you put in. I just remembered that, and thought it'd be perfect for making troll-sounding names! So if you can't think of a name for your troll, well, here you are! Of course, they won't actually mean anything, but still.
Included in this set is:
* All canon troll names (first and last)
* All PROPOSED canon troll names from the suggestion box
* All ACWoT troll names (first and last)
* All proposed ACWoT troll names
* A handful of fantrolls I've committed to memory
I can't be assed to read through all these threads because I've spent two hours getting these names already. If I have significant amounts of time to kill, I'll add to it.
So, without further ado, THE ULTIMATE TROLL NAME GENERATOR!
FINALLY, WHIPPED SOMETHING UP
Your name is CROQUEM BOUCHE and you are the BAKER.
Land of Cupcakes and Cream
Bard of Sweets
"It's not my fault all the kace is gone is goooone!"
It's true. You are the QUEEN OF SWEETS AND FOOD. Or at least you wish you had a cool title like that. As you grew up in GRUBHOOD, your LUSUS tought you how to COOK many different things, like SWEETS and DINNER. You then began to take in INTEREST in CAKES, and now you are an OFFICIAL BAKER. You still cook OTHER THINGS too to be in BALANCE. As you are a BAKER, you know many kinds of CAKES: ANGEL CAKE, CHEESECAKE, DACQUOISE, GINGERBREAD, KLADDKAKA, and VARIOUS OTHERS. Now, you must be wondering why you aren't FAT. Silly son of a GRUB, you have LOW METABOLISM! You live in a HIVE that has many FOOD-LIKE FEATURES, like the WALLS are LITERALLY FUCKING COOKIES, and the WINDOWS are CREAM. It's like MOTHERFUCKING BLASPHEMY just SHITTED ALL OVER YOUR HIVE.
Your cooking is so delicious that you CONSTRUCTED your own RESTAURANT and then EVERYONE would enjoy your FOOD! ...Except for the FACT that it's made with other TROLLS. Like you BUTCHER them and turn them into SWEETS. Your RESTAURANT was very POPULAR, until your RIVAL, THE HEALTH INSPECTOR investigated it as TROLL FLESH. Everyone got very disgusted by this and only RAINBOW DRINKERS began to go to your RESTAURANT. So much for FAME, BLUH. As an EXAMPLE, one of your YOGURT is BLUE, and is of course BLUE BLOODED YOGURT. What's even more TERRIBLE is that you're not even a RAINBOW DRINKER! You are CURRENTLY CONSTRUCTING A SAFE MENU that could include some MUSCLEBEAST LIMBS and IMP GUTS, but you doubt that works.
Proudly, you are a PSYCHIC and a HYDROKINETIC. Your PSYCHIC POWERS are STRONG, and you like it that way. Sadly, your HYDRO POWERS are very WEAK, so you have NO INTENTION OF ABUSING IT. But abusing your PSYCHIC POWERS is STUPID, so you tend to use ACTUAL WEAPONS.
Your LUSUS is a LARGE RAVEN, but as all other LUSUS are WHITE, this lusus is BLACK. Apparently, it's name is YATAGARASU. Lame, but you like it.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is CAKEKIND. Your MINI-OVEN is FAST, and can GENERATE a CERTAIN KIND OF CAKE by just YELLING THE INGREDIENTS INTO IT. Think of it as an AUTO-PROTOTYPER. You have to YELL THE THREE BASIC COMPONENTS, and yell a UNIQUE OBJECT that makes it DANGEROUS or HELPFUL. For example, "EGGS, DOUGH, VINEGAR, MILK, and ARSENIC." It will DING and make a CAKE that will REFLECT onto the UNIQUE OBJECT, which makes it a POISONOUS CAKE.
Your TROLLIAN is heavenlyWellmade and You switch all k's with c's and all c's with k's, and sometimes you don't capitalize a start of a sentence.
"wait, what the hell did you just asc?
What? you ordered a bukcet of frenkh fries?
"WHY DID YOU WANT IT IN A BUKCET?!"
Examine Croquen's Battle Menu:
Examine Croquen's Food Menu:
wait, just how many color bloods does Scylla even haaaave?
ALSO THERE WAS A SIDENOTE THAT I WAS JOKING AND MY MIND IS DEAD
I'm sorry Scylla. I made you get a blood transplant and made you get new clothes.
I will not be paying them.
"Yeah lil' bro?"
"C-can I ask f-for a happy meal?"
"C-can you do it f-for me?"
"be-because I don't want t-to seem mean and go up and ask her for food."
"*ahem* Ms.....Bouche..can my lil' brother here have a happy meal?"
Also incidentally, the green text guy,Collin,is a cannibal.
welp, i have absolutely nothing finished thusfar aside from her alterniabound portrait and her name, but:
this is nerita galteo, luctus's flighty broad of an ex-pseudo-notquite-matesprit. 8'D she is most certainly here to party.
eta: also sharing some musical excellence in the form of the theme to luctus&nerita's massive flop of a relationship. also the video is cool as shit.
Last edited by maya; 01-28-2011 at 08:52 PM.
Welp. I found a theme for the unseen AA. (apatheticAptitude)