Macabre Carnival Act 1: Daisy Cutter (weekend updates)

[carriontrooper]

WARNING: THIS ADVENTURE WILL CONTAIN GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF OFF-SCREEN VIOLENCE AND SOME AMOUNT OF ON-SCREEN VIOLENCE, VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.

now that that's out of the way...

Let's choose our area of expertise.


Then, let's choose who the pro(an?)tagonist.


SUBJECT A : Tristan, male. Street smart, down on money.
SUBJECT B : Daisy, female. Suffers a bit from mental illness.
SUBJECT C : Randolph, male. Your average nerd.
SUBJECT D : Nadya, female. Rich widower.
SUBJECT E : Jaime, male. Strong dude, ex-convict.
SUBJECT F : Zoe, female. Punk rock anarchist.

The Macabre Carnival shall begin when an area of expertise and character selected...

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Please be gentle, this is my first 'serious' adventure. Because a bit of grimdark is awwight... wight?

[Riou]

F if the person is a guy, A if not.

Blades.

[Schazer]

D, blunt force trauma.

[carriontrooper]

Hmm, right... I forgot to put in a snippet of bio in the first post. Post updated.

Also, tally of votes for now:
AoE:
-blades : 2
-blunt force trauma : 1
-explosives : 1

Character:
-A : 1
-B : 1
-D : 1
-F : 1

Yeeeah we're not going anywhere yet.

[Nekokaburi]

F, Blades.

[crash826]

B, Explosives!

[carriontrooper]

Well, we still need a tiebreaker for characters now. Let's see who gets picked.

[Riou]

Or just fuse them all into one huge clusterfuck.

[carriontrooper]

Yeah... no. Sorry, but there's already some scenario for each of the characters that's tied to them, so I can't combine them into the huge clusterfudge you are looking for.
But rest assured, if we're finished with the story of one of the characters, we get to choose another... until all have been crossed off. Then the Macabre Carnival goes to a special stage.

[Yamtaggler]

>I vote for Daisy
And for Blades

[ProfessorLizzard]

It was Daisy with Poison, in the thread!

[whoosh!]

F, garotting and suffocation.

[HaloKirby9]

Daisy, Blades.

[carriontrooper]

Allright, vote settles it: It's Daisy-cutter. Please wait patiently while I draw the macabre carnival...

[carriontrooper]

Wha- huh? Where are we?



What is this place, this place rattles too much. It's making me feel queasy.



I don't like this place and I have an itch I must scratch but my arms aren't reaching far enough and if I try to it hurts real bad



An itch an itch get me out of here an itch an itch it hurts is that a screech I hear
*CRASH*



Uhh... where am I? It's morning already? This ashpalt is too hard to be my bed.



Now I can scratch that itch! Yay!

For this act, your suggestions will be manifested as either direct actions or hallucinations. So, what do we do now?

[Schazer]

They had to have stored your favourite knife on board. Get back and fetch it.

[Nekokaburi]

Try to borrow any clothing that is still in one piece. You will attract too much attention in that. I doubt any of the guards would have had weapons, but search them anyway. Take what you can.

Head Westwards (away from the rising sun).

[crash826]

> Your KNIFE must still be there! Grab it and snuggle its soft fur.
> Go off to kill people with the wickedly sharp TEDDY BEAR.

[Miraculous]

> Contemplate flaming wreckage.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Knify-knife is alone! She is crying Go back for her.

[carriontrooper]

They had to have stored your favourite knife on board. Get back and fetch it.

Try to borrow any clothing that is still in one piece. You will attract too much attention in that. I doubt any of the guards would have had weapons, but search them anyway. Take what you can.

> Your KNIFE must still be there! Grab it and snuggle its soft fur.
> Go off to kill people with the wickedly sharp TEDDY BEAR.

> Contemplate flaming wreckage.

>Knify-knife is alone! She is crying Go back for her.

Well the voices sure are talkative today. But yeah, let's go find my-



Bye bye knifey.





OHMAHLAWD TEDDY YOU'RE OKAY! You so soft and snuggly, and warm and furry.

Head Westwards (away from the rising sun).

Hmm? What's that Teddy? West? There's just some city out west.

[Nekokaburi]

"But we need to go back to where the nice men were holding us. It isn't safe out here!"
(The teddy is now the voice of good conscience, I demand it to be so!)

[ProfessorLizzard]

>"West is where are all the honey is! Teddy needs honey."

[Andorxor]

>Grow a second head

[carriontrooper]

"But we need to go back to where the nice men were holding us. It isn't safe out here!"

>"West is where are all the honey is! Teddy needs honey."

Oh yeah. I forgot you were in there for having a split personality, Teddy. Thanks for caring, but I don't wanna go back! They always give me things that make me sick or sleepy. I hate being there. But don't worry now, Teddy, because you can get all the honey in the city! Yay!

>Grow a second head

What's that, Teddy? You want a ride on my shoulder? Okay! Let's sing a song now!
Rumba rumba rumba rumba
Rumba rumba rumba rumba



Well here we are, but no sign of honey anywhere.



Oh hey a man, he stinks. He smells like disinfectant they use back there. Why is he screaming at me, asking me for honey? I don't have any honey, no sir.