MSPA Fanfiction IV

[lucidSeraph]

Someone repost those color-codes for the kids.

All the color codes, all of them.

Though t hat's all HTML formatted. Maybe I should make a giant BBcode cheat sheet too :|a

[Wigmund]

Is it bad that I've written so much that I know the kids and trolls' color tags by heart now?

[Graven_Image]

Wow, you have? All I've managed to memorize is Karkat's, and that's only because his is 626262.

[Wigmund]

John - 0715cd; Rose - b536da; Dave - e00707; Jade - 4ac925
Aradia - a10000; Tavros - a15000; Sollux - a1a100; Karkat - 626262
Nepeta - 416600; Kanaya - 008141; Terezi - 008282; Vriska - 005682;
Equius - 000056; Gamzee - 2b0057; Eridan - 6a006a; Feferi - 77003c

Well, except for Kanaya, Vriska and Equius. I haven't written as much using their texts.

[DJ-P0N3]

I just saved all the color codes in a notepad file.
I rarely use the colors though, so it is more or less pointless.

[lucidSeraph]

Okay

Seriously, I can't do this now but...

Would anyone be interested in a GIANT FORMATTING CHEAT SHEET like the one I created up there for LJ tags? because I will do it. For all the characters. All of them.

[SkaianRedeemer]

Wow, you have? All I've managed to memorize is Karkat's, and that's only because his is 626262.

Likewise, though when I was writing HiHH 9 and Cold Grublings 2 I found that I had memorized Aradia's, but it was gone by the time we started this discussion.

[Metaflare]

man thats insane

i just have a list

[Mr_Ham97]

HOMETSUCK: TEH BEGINNING

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So once upon a time there was a vampire named COUNT DRAKILLA who was in transilvernia and he was really really board. so he sent all his peopel to make him be not board so they did and he wasnt board any more.

Meanwhile the girl who was a troll who was PRINCESS FEFERI was in earth and was in transpoltamia and was being a tourist. She saw a biiiiig castle and decided to go in it but the VILLIGER were not happy so they said

VG: no stop no do not go in the caste
CC: W()y not???
VG: becuz the vampier is in the casel and hes real mean
CC: No i can take glub )(him im not scared
VG: wel ok but youll die......
CC: OKI-------E

So she went to the big castilla anyway and noone was there because it was day and drakill was asleep so she wated until night then a buttler came out and led her in. then the butler led her to the dineing room. then the butler pulled a char out and put her in it and told her to wait. Then Ferefi waited and until the Draculer showed up and sat down.

vat dooooo you vant
CC: im touristing!!!gulb
vy do you speek "glub" and look deeferent like alieeen?
CC: BECUS___E I IS AN AL-----E------------EN DUH
vat makes sens.

So Drake told her to spend the knight at his easel and she did. THEN while she was sleep he got fangs out and to suck her blood!!!!! with blood he made an ecto clone with his self so teh clone was haf vampire and laf water trool! but an angle and a deman came and were fighting and acidentally made themselfs in the clone too!!! So the clone was half vampirical and half angleic and half demonik and half water trool! but then BEQ came and made himself too so the clone was half beck too.

BUT Fifi woke up and said

CC: STOP youg lubbb motherglubeng VAMPYR!!1!

So the Dr. acila stoped and was sorry and Farti took teh clone and left transvestitenia and went to trollplanet and raised the clone as her own baby.....

TO BE CONTINEUED.............

[Douhneill]

HOMETSUCK: TEH BEGINNING

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So once upon a time there was a vampire named COUNT DRAKILLA who was in transilvernia and he was really really board. so he sent all his peopel to make him be not board so they did and he wasnt board any more.

Meanwhile the girl who was a troll who was PRINCESS FEFERI was in earth and was in transpoltamia and was being a tourist. She saw a biiiiig castle and decided to go in it but the VILLIGER were not happy so they said

VG: no stop no do not go in the caste
CC: W()y not???
VG: becuz the vampier is in the casel and hes real mean
CC: No i can take glub )(him im not scared
VG: wel ok but youll die......
CC: OKI-------E

So she went to the big castilla anyway and noone was there because it was day and drakill was asleep so she wated until night then a buttler came out and led her in. then the butler led her to the dineing room. then the butler pulled a char out and put her in it and told her to wait. Then Ferefi waited and until the Draculer showed up and sat down.

vat dooooo you vant
CC: im touristing!!!gulb
vy do you speek "glub" and look deeferent like alieeen?
CC: BECUS___E I IS AN AL-----E------------EN DUH
vat makes sens.

So Drake told her to spend the knight at his easel and she did. THEN while she was sleep he got fangs out and to suck her blood!!!!! with blood he made an ecto clone with his self so teh clone was haf vampire and laf water trool! but an angle and a deman came and were fighting and acidentally made themselfs in the clone too!!! So the clone was half vampirical and half angleic and half demonik and half water trool! but then BEQ came and made himself too so the clone was half beck too.

BUT Fifi woke up and said

CC: STOP youg lubbb motherglubeng VAMPYR!!1!

So the Dr. acila stoped and was sorry and Farti took teh clone and left transvestitenia and went to trollplanet and raised the clone as her own baby.....

TO BE CONTINEUED.............

I get back from the horrid experience of having my computer decide to kill itself, and this is the first thing I see. What the heck happened since Tuesday?

[Dermonster]

Everybody got retarded. Grab a shovel and join in. I'll help with the conversion process.

*WHANG**WHANG**WHANG**WHANG*

[Wigmund]

I don't know, I opened the spoiler on MrHam's post and I blacked out. I don't remember anything.


And I'm going to sound like a total derp but whatever happened to Conquest? The last chapter I remember was Sollux, Karkat and Aradia following Terezi and finding the exiled empress' ship just before the chapter ended. Has anything been written since then? Because I really miss it

[Decker]

And I'm going to sound like a total derp but whatever happened to Conquest? The last chapter I remember was Sollux, Karkat and Aradia following Terezi and finding the exiled empress' ship just before the chapter ended. Has anything been written since then? Because I really miss it

So do I. I was thinking about writing what Nepeta and Equius were up to planet-side.

[AppleTree]

And I'm going to sound like a total derp but whatever happened to Conquest? The last chapter I remember was Sollux, Karkat and Aradia following Terezi and finding the exiled empress' ship just before the chapter ended. Has anything been written since then? Because I really miss it

I've been wondering the same thing! I really want the next chapter!!!!!!!! I love that fic. So. Much.

[SkaianRedeemer]

I get back from the horrid experience of having my computer decide to kill itself, and this is the first thing I see. What the heck happened since Tuesday?

You may have missed a whole lot, but you were right on time to see the birth/apotheosis of Tami Webster if my sekrit IDE is correct. Only time will tell!

Re: Conquest: I haven't actually seen Quixotic since the last chapter was posted, and since I was on my week off at the time I guess I haven't actually seen Quix for a real long time. Nothing on A03 either, but we've been through the holidays since, so there's plenty of good reasons for it.

[Graven_Image]

I couldn't help it.

If any of you suffer memory loss from exploding brain, I'll make it up to you. Somehow.


Open Pesterlog

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redMeat began pestering viridianVoyager

RM: hey!
RM: so
RM: did you get the disk?
VV: I sure did!
VV: It's right here.
VV: SBurb? I've never heard of this game.
RM: im not surprised
RM: the beta only came out on the 10th
VV: Wow, so
VV: This is the bleeding edge of what's new video games?
RM: i guess
RM: i mean
RM: steve helped made it
VV: Wow!
VV: Huh.
VV: I never really pegged Steve as a game-developing type of guy.
RM: he says he dug up the source code ready to go
RM: handed it off to some rich guy who was into software
VV: Oh.
VV: Yeah, that sounds like him.
RM: anyway im getting the whole gang together
RM: you hear from jill yet
VV: No, she's still off doing whatever.
VV: But come on! We only need two guys to start playing!
RM: yeah you can be the server
RM: i wanna check it out, see if its worth playing before dragging everyone else in
VV: Especially Kid.
RM: yeah
RM: he won't go for anything less than 12 on a scale of 1 to 10
VV: Ain't it the truth.
VV: Well, let's see. Installing...
RM: same
VV: Man, this loading music is cool!
RM: yeah
RM: i didn't hear about the soundtrack
RM: but it really doesn't disappoint
VV: Oh, neat!
VV: I can see you!
RM: wait
RM: what?
VV: Yeah, there's a big brown guy in your house.
RM: oh that's Brownie
RM: he's cool
VV: Hmm...
VV: Also, a glass jar in a tuxedo is kidnapping your girlfriend.
RM: shoot
RM: brb

redMeat ceased pestering viridianVoyager

More will come if more is desired.

[SkaianRedeemer]

Who could possibly argue with

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a glass jar in a tuxedo kidnapping a girlfriend?

[Douhneill]

I get back from the horrid experience of having my computer decide to kill itself, and this is the first thing I see. What the heck happened since Tuesday?

You may have missed a whole lot, but you were right on time to see the birth/apotheosis of Tami Webster if my sekrit IDE is correct. Only time will tell!

I actually never understood what IDE stands for. And what makes you think that I got on at around 3:00?

@graven
I know I know what that's referencing. But I don't know what that's referencing.

[Sionnan]

And now the thrilling conclusion!

I swear I wrote this, like, 15 minutes after I posted the first part. You guys must be psychic.

(My inspiration for Dave's middle name is from Lucid Seraph, who likes weird names for her Strider boys. Everything else is pure you guys. )

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"Seriously, what."

"Brittany."

"What."

"Sparkles."

Dave's mouth dropped open.

"Blossom!" An added lisp and a girlish flounce as he spread mustard on bread.

This was not fair. "I hate you."

"Elessar. I really should've, that would have been bitchin'," he contemplated, scratching the back of one skinny calf with the other foot.

"I hate you. So much."

"Bruce."

Dave grimaced. "At least I'd have the same middle name as Bat-"

"Bernard."

"A dog. Seriously. A dog. Will you stop fucking around and just tell me." This was payback wasn't it.

"Ayla! Man that would not have been nice. You would have had to grow your hair out long."

Dave stared stonily at his brother. Arms crossed.

Bro grinned, and started off to the living room, grabbing his own sandwich. Dave snatched his from the plate and followed, listening to Bro rattle off horrible names.

"Dorcas. Muthafucka. Ohh, David Muthafuckin' Strider! Yeah, fuckin' sweet baby! Ryder. Haha, David Ryder Strider. Awesome and apt." Bro flopped down onto the futon with a sigh, spreading out. Dave could practically see the knotted muscles uncord from his cramped posture from his paperwork.

A silence as the brothers stuffed their dinner into their faces.

"You're never going to tell me are you." He didn't mean to, but his voice sounded just a little downcast, behind the wryness. Dammit, the mouthful of sandwich made it hard to sound really good and needling.

Another few seconds of silence as Bro watched an ad for a kickboxing tournament next Wednesday. When he didn't answer, Dave figured he's guessed right, and Bro had tuned him out.

Two more commercials passed by. Bro finished a swallow, and said quietly, "Cayden."

Wow. That was weird but at least it wasn't nearly as retarded as the other torturous names. "What's it mean?"

Bro glanced over, face bathed in the blue light of the television. "Heart of a warrior."

[Wigmund]

More Bro fics! Yay!

Though, I would have gone with Cadell which is listed as an older Welsh version of Cayden - same meaning and plays off Dave recognizing the name of his legendary POS as Welsh.

[Twigwise]

@u@ Sionnan, that's an awesome choice of middle name :3 Dave Motherfucking Strider would have been cool, sure, but nothing beats a strong Celtic name

[Graven_Image]

That Davefic is D'Awwwesome.

Also, more pesterlogs set in a universe I refuse to tell you what it is. If you didn't understand the first one, this will help. Maybe.

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viridianVoyager began pestering craftyMiner

VV: Hey!
VV: Steve!
VV: ANSWER ME!
CM: wut
CM: busy
VV: I need your help!
CM: what is it
VV: I can't figure out the starting puzzle on this game you made.
CM: wait
CM: you mean
CM: oh shoot that got out
VV: Umm, yes?
VV: I thought that's why you sold it to a video game company
CM: no no no that was only supposed to be a quick buck
CM: dang it this is not good
VV: What's going on?
CM: very bad juju young grasshoppa
CM: call everyone
CM: gish
CM: quote
CM: get commander video if hes not cruising off on a space wave or whatever
VV: So...
VV: Are you playing?
CM: hell yes im playing
CM: dont have a choice in the matter right about now
VV: Yay!
CM: stop being happy this is not a happy time
VV: Aww.
VV: So...
VV: Wait, was I supposed to be calling people?
CM: look up a few lines im trying to remember the rest
CM: man i know im forgetting someone
VV: Tim?
CM: yes definitely get tim
CM: well need him
CM: shoot who else
VV: Should I call up the Kid?
CM: oh yes
CM: absolutely
CM: hell probably be the most valuable player in the short term
VV: What's got you so scared, Steve?
VV: You're not normally like this.
CM: whats got me scared is this game you decided to boot up and play
CM: by the way you should get cracking on that puzzle before the timer runs out
VV: Why?
CM: because if you dont
CM: meat boy becomes ground beef

craftyMiner ceased pestering viridianVoyager

[SkaianRedeemer]

I actually never understood what IDE stands for.

In any other part of the world, an IDE is a program used in programming. But in the MSPA fandom, where the thread for theories was entitled "IDE/Theory", it's a permanently preserved misspelling of "IDEA", because we're all mad here.

And what makes you think that I got on at around 3:00?

My joke was more that I figured Mr_Ham's second fic, just above your comment, was about how the main character in his first fic was conceived/born. With the help of Dracula. And "Angles" and "Trools" and other perfectly reasonable plot developments. Sorry for the confusion.

@Sionnan: I love the choice! All the same, I'd roll with "Ryder Strider" because I'm horrible like that.

@Graven: I'd just like to add that you encouraging me to get back to trying to beat Chapter 5 in SMB is not going to help my work load in the slightest. *shakes fist* Just throwing that out there.

[KarneWarrior]

[QUOTE=SkaianRedeemer;4487603]

because we're all mad here.

This is actually one of the saner forums I've been on.

[absoluteCertainty]

@graven if CM's land isn't The Land of Sulphur and Obsidian i will be kind of sad but not really