MSPA Fanfiction IV

[apocalypticCritic]

because we're all mad here.

This is actually one of the saner forums I've been on.

I spend most of my time at the Bay12 forums. I have seen insanity that would make Cthulu recoil in horror.

And also I roleplay SoTF, which has it's fair share of insanity. This place is pretty tame.

[Loyal]

because we're all mad here.

This is actually one of the saner forums I've been on.

It's consistent, but that doesn't make it sane.

I mean just look at the effect it has on people who've sworn off shipping forever.

[mutecebu]

I can't remember: is there a cannon on the location of the kids (save Jade)? I know I've heard Texas a lot for Dave, what about John and Rose?

[DJ-P0N3]

I can't remember: is there a cannon on the location of the kids (save Jade)? I know I've heard Texas a lot for Dave, what about John and Rose?

Rose is in New York, if memory serves.

[Metaflare]

John is somewhere in washington state

[SkaianRedeemer]

John is somewhere in washington state

"21605 Fir Dr, Maple Valley, Washington"

...I have absolutely no idea how they know that. Did WV's longitude and latitude coordinates actually point towards a real house? Wikis. FuCkInG mIrAcLeS.

[Graven_Image]

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newGuy began pestering mischeviousRobot

NG: hey quote HEY QUOTE
NG: are you excited BECAUSE I'M EXCITED
MR: Hey, the Kid
MR: No, I'm not excited
MR: Should I be?
NG: YEAH
NG: we got us a new game
NG: and it's supposed to be SOOO HARD
MR: Well, I'm sure you'll love it
MR: But there was something me and Curly were already doing.
NG: LATER, man, LATER
NG: WE'RE DOING THIS NOW
MR: Alright, fine
MR: What do I need to do?
NG: hit up this link
NG: www.skaianet.org/betadownload.html
NG: open up the client file and BOOYEAH
MR: Man, I had plans today
MR: Can it wait?
NG: yeah i guess if you want to be BORING
NG: michevious robot more like BORING ROBOT
NG: WHY AREN'T YOU MORE EXCITING LIKE CURLY
MR: Maybe later, Kid
MR: Big man's got a dinner date
NG: uuuUUUUUGH
NG: fine

newGuy ceased pestering micheviousRobot

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videomaticPrecognitive began pestering neckwearAficionado

NA: I say.
NA: I was not expecting a call from you at this hour.
NA: What can I do for you?
VP: Tim
VP: Have you heard of this New Game that has come out
VP: It is Very Important
NA: You're capitalizing random words again, Video.
NA: Please tell me you're not asleep at the keyboard again.
VP: My State of Somnambulence is Irrelevant
VP: Have you Heard of the Game called SBURB
NA: Oh, and that one is all caps.
NA: Why, it must be important.
VP: Indeed
VP: Have you Heard
NA: Yes, I've heard of this infernal game you keep blathering on about.
NA: I doubt I will partake.
VP: That is Unacceptable
NA: No doubt.
NA: Before we go any further, can you do me a favor?
VP: What is it
NA: Are you in your room or wherever it is?
VP: I am in the Vicinity, somewhere to the North
NA: Well, splendid.
NA: Could you turn to the South and perform one of your little light shows for me?
VP: I do not see what this will Accomplish, seeing as You are not HERE
NA: Humour me.
VP: Fine
VP: I
VP: Oh.
VP: Well, that was weird. I just had the strangest dream.
NA: Fascinating.
NA: Were you speaking to me about a game?
VP: Oh, oh, right!
VP: It's called SBurb.
VP: Steve made it.
NA: Interesting.
NA: I was going to dismiss this as the usual drivel you shove in front of me, but...
NA: Knowing Steve's track record, I may have to take you up on this.
VP: Excellent!
VP: I"ll tell Viridian you're in.
NA: Wait, wait, wait.
NA: You didn't tell me Viridian was involved.
NA: Because if Viridian is involed, then Meat Boy's involved, and...
NA: Oh god, you've got everyone in on this, haven't you.
VP: Yes.
NA: Right.
NA: Is it too late to back out?
VP: I already told him. Have fun!
NA: Fantastic.

videomaticPrecognitive ceased pestering neckwearAficionado

Graven_Image presents

A Homestuck Massively Multiplayer Crossover

INDYSTUCK

[apocalypticCritic]

I thought Rose was in the Great Lakes area. But I could be mad.

Most people place Dave in Texas. Jade is on a Pacific Island near India, I believe.

EDIT:

Graven. This is best fic. Continue it forever.

Also, the Kid needs to die explosively like a billion times.

[KarneWarrior]

because we're all mad here.

This is actually one of the saner forums I've been on.

I spend most of my time at the Bay12 forums. I have seen insanity that would make Cthulu recoil in horror.

And also I roleplay SoTF, which has it's fair share of insanity. This place is pretty tame.

Yeah, me too. On Bay 12, If memory serves, we had a thread focused on finding Rule 34 about the most inane subjects, including but not limited to Dancing Pink Elephants and Toasters.

[horosphere]

John is somewhere in washington state

"21605 Fir Dr, Maple Valley, Washington"

...I have absolutely no idea how they know that. Did WV's longitude and latitude coordinates actually point towards a real house? Wikis. FuCkInG mIrAcLeS.

Forget wikis, this is now The Future, wherein we've moved on to Google Maps instead.

[apocalypticCritic]

because we're all mad here.

This is actually one of the saner forums I've been on.

I spend most of my time at the Bay12 forums. I have seen insanity that would make Cthulu recoil in horror.

And also I roleplay SoTF, which has it's fair share of insanity. This place is pretty tame.

Yeah, me too. On Bay 12, If memory serves, we had a thread focused on finding Rule 34 about the most inane subjects, including but not limited to Dancing Pink Elephants and Toasters.

My brush with insanity and horror was a mix between the Hugs and Kisses Elemental and the Mermaid Farms.

[lucidSeraph]

AH moar Sionnan Striderfic! AND HELLZ YES WELSH NAMES, I approve mightily.

[BluddoSW]

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newGuy began pestering mischeviousRobot

NG: hey quote HEY QUOTE
NG: are you excited BECAUSE I'M EXCITED
MR: Hey, the Kid
MR: No, I'm not excited
MR: Should I be?
NG: YEAH
NG: we got us a new game
NG: and it's supposed to be SOOO HARD
MR: Well, I'm sure you'll love it
MR: But there was something me and Curly were already doing.
NG: LATER, man, LATER
NG: WE'RE DOING THIS NOW
MR: Alright, fine
MR: What do I need to do?
NG: hit up this link
NG: www.skaianet.org/betadownload.html
NG: open up the client file and BOOYEAH
MR: Man, I had plans today
MR: Can it wait?
NG: yeah i guess if you want to be BORING
NG: michevious robot more like BORING ROBOT
NG: WHY AREN'T YOU MORE EXCITING LIKE CURLY
MR: Maybe later, Kid
MR: Big man's got a dinner date
NG: uuuUUUUUGH
NG: fine

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videomaticPrecognitive began pestering neckwearAficionado

NA: I say.
NA: I was not expecting a call from you at this hour.
NA: What can I do for you?
VP: Tim
VP: Have you heard of this New Game that has come out
VP: It is Very Important
NA: You're capitalizing random words again, Video.
NA: Please tell me you're not asleep at the keyboard again.
VP: My State of Somnambulence is Irrelevant
VP: Have you Heard of the Game called SBURB
NA: Oh, and that one is all caps.
NA: Why, it must be important.
VP: Indeed
VP: Have you Heard
NA: Yes, I've heard of this infernal game you keep blathering on about.
NA: I doubt I will partake.
VP: That is Unacceptable
NA: No doubt.
NA: Before we go any further, can you do me a favor?
VP: What is it
NA: Are you in your room or wherever it is?
VP: I am in the Vicinity, somewhere to the North
NA: Well, splendid.
NA: Could you turn to the South and perform one of your little light shows for me?
VP: I do not see what this will Accomplish, seeing as You are not HERE
NA: Humour me.
VP: Fine
VP: I
VP: Oh.
VP: Well, that was weird. I just had the strangest dream.
NA: Fascinating.
NA: Were you speaking to me about a game?
VP: Oh, oh, right!
VP: It's called SBurb.
VP: Steve made it.
NA: Interesting.
NA: I was going to dismiss this as the usual drivel you shove in front of me, but...
NA: Knowing Steve's track record, I may have to take you up on this.
VP: Excellent!
VP: I"ll tell Viridian you're in.
NA: Wait, wait, wait.
NA: You didn't tell me Viridian was involved.
NA: Because if Viridian is involed, then Meat Boy's involved, and...
NA: Oh god, you've got everyone in on this, haven't you.
VP: Yes.
NA: Right.
NA: Is it too late to back out?
VP: I already told him. Have fun!
NA: Fantastic.

videomaticPrecognitive ceased pestering neckwearAficionado

Graven_Image presents

A Homestuck Massively Multiplayer Crossover

INDYSTUCK

YESSSS.

Also I don't get who VP is supposed to be.

Yume Nikki?

Please continue good sir.

[Douhneill]

INDYSTUCK

I KNEW I KNEW IT. Damn I hate it when I have the right answer so I'm right but I'm still wrong because I don't know the answer.

I got the references to IWBTG (newGuy), Meat Boy (redMeat), Cave Story (mischievousRobot), and Minecraft (craftyMiner). I think I would know of the games everyone else is referencing, but I likely haven't played them, so...

*edit* ninja'd! Now I feel at home again

[SkaianRedeemer]

Is it sad that I clicked that link of Graven's?

[lucidSeraph]

Graven.

Why isn't Tim from Braid in this.

Why isn't he the Stalker of Time.

[SkaianRedeemer]

Graven.

Why isn't Tim from Braid in this.

Why isn't he the Stalker of Time.

He was mentioned in part 2!

CM: man i know im forgetting someone
VV: Tim?
CM: yes definitely get tim
CM: well need him

[lucidSeraph]

Graven.

Why isn't Tim from Braid in this.

Why isn't he the Stalker of Time.

He was mentioned in part 2!

CM: man i know im forgetting someone
VV: Tim?
CM: yes definitely get tim
CM: well need him

... and Seraph once again fails his spot check :\

Yes, you need Tim.

[Aerodactylus]

GREAT TROLL JEGUS. I leave for a vacation at Disney World and I come back to a thread that's already a third finished! I have some catching up to do! And some contributing! Hopefully that'll be up soonish...

[Wigmund]

I dropped off something horrible in the Troll!Cops AU: DOOF Hard.

While writing it, I also did something horrible...I crafted a Troll version of Valentine's Day. You can read a description of it at the beginning of the story. Now I'm going to try and get some sleep before causing shit in the Romart thread tomorrow with Four Saint's Day and stuffed Drone dolls that have different sayings when you pull on their Matesprit pail or their Kismesis pail.

[Mr_Ham97]

My joke was more that I figured Mr_Ham's second fic, just above your comment, was about how the main character in his first fic was conceived/born. With the help of Dracula. And "Angles" and "Trools" and other perfectly reasonable plot developments. Sorry for the confusion.

Spot on, but there's still one more part needed to connect the two...

[JudgeDeadd]

Graven.

Why isn't Tim from Braid in this.

Why isn't he the Stalker of Time.

Isn't neckwearAficionado Tim? o_O

[sarasvati]

I thought Rose was in the Great Lakes area. But I could be mad.

Most people place Dave in Texas. Jade is on a Pacific Island near India, I believe.

EDIT:

Graven. This is best fic. Continue it forever.

Also, the Kid needs to die explosively like a billion times.

nerding out activate:

based on the coordinates for the meteor strikes, rose is in the adirondacks, by rainbow falls (if memory serves); dave is in houston, tx; john is in maple valley, wa; jade is nowhere near india, but is in fact closest to kiribati.

[Tenebrais]

In response to discussion of the colour codes a couple pages back, I'd like to point out there's a handy link in my signature to a document with the colours of the kids, trolls and sprites in hex and decimal. It's been there since before Hivebent.

[Graven_Image]

Also I don't get who VP is supposed to be.

Yume Nikki?

Please continue good sir.

He's supposed to be Commander Video from the BIT.TRIP series.