MSPA Fanfiction IV

[Doodled]

Oh crap here's part 7:

Dead.

I have nothing interesting to say so I'm going with an internet meme.
-Insert dramatic chipmunk here-

I lol'd.

So, maybe this needs a
WARNING: The following story contains unstable quantities of Badfic. Radiation levels are at an alltime high. For safety's sake, use speelcheck after reading this story.

And also wash your hands.

HOMESTUCK: A GAME TO END ALL OF THE OTHER GAMES THAT WAS!

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jhon egbert who was jade harleys brother was in his bedroom typing on a computor when he got an chat from his chum that said METORS and MAONSTERS were attacking bros place so jhon egbert wet on the platyform to go to skaia where he was in the Land of Wind and Shade. he did a backflip off of his House to get to the Land of FROGS and ICEE THINGS. he walked really fast to the hug tower where he found that Jade was making out with bec noir and also she was a goffic person.

and then bec noir said "get out kid before i stab you" and then jhon said "but she is my sister " and then bec noir felt bad because he was making out with jad harley. so he teleportalizated john egbert out of the black tower and then john was on the LAND OF CLOCKWORK and also LAVA

and dave was there and he was fighting the FINAL BOSS who was also KArkAt. john looked around and saw the gun on the grond and picked it up and shot and the bullets went into the final bosses eye. and then dave kicked the horns off of karkat which made him normal and humen.

karkat said to john and dave that "I AM SAD FROM THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE AND I WILL DIE FOR THEM AND THAN THE WORLD WILL BE HAPPY TOO" and john said " noooooooooooooo " and karkat breathed his last breath. and then dave and were happy becuz humenkind was saved from the trolls. but the laugh was over quickly though because then jade harley appeared and shoot dave in the heart. dave said "no, jade why are you doing this thing?????" and jade said back to dave " because I am with JKack Nore and now we are evil too" and then eridan laughed and jade and bec noir both laughed too because they saw that dave was dead.

but john walked away really fast and jade and bec noir couldnt find him because he was hiding in the bushes. and eridan tried to science john out but john was tricky and the science cudnt find him, and then bec noir said "let's have some tee guys" and they left to go to starbucks.

but john was still alive and he said 'I must avenge my friend dave and take my sister jade harely back!" and then he got the hammer and went off to find bec noir.

TO BE CONTINUED???????

Wow.

I didn't know Dave wrote fanfics...

[SkaianRedeemer]

@Summergale: Awww...

@Karne: To be fair... even evil Jade would hang out in Hug Tower.

Also, "eridan tried to science john" sounds really nasty, but I just wrote an entire quarter-chapter about Buckets so maybe it's just me?

[Ganato]

So, maybe this needs a
WARNING: The following story contains unstable quantities of Badfic. Radiation levels are at an alltime high. For safety's sake, use speelcheck after reading this story.

And also wash your hands.

HOMESTUCK: A GAME TO END ALL OF THE OTHER GAMES THAT WAS!

TO BE CONTINUED???????

Oh dear god, I hope not.

[KarneWarrior]

@Karne: To be fair... even evil Jade would hang out in Hug Tower.

Also, "eridan tried to science john" sounds really nasty, but I just wrote an entire quarter-chapter about Buckets so maybe it's just me?

Pffft hahahahahaha.

Yeah, I think anyone would hang out in the Hug Tower. I hear they even have their own elemental! (although they have to share with the kisses tower)

@ganato: >:] Only for you. I wasn't thinking of a second chapter but maybe I can get another one.

@kawa and others: The irony is strong in this one. But I sense much fear in him.

I am Darth Irony. It's me.

[DeadBrain]

HOMESTUCK: Repercussions of SBURB

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John Egbert waited.The starts above him blinked and got clouded by clouds. There were imps in his house. He did not see them, but have expected them for years. His warnings to Karkat were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now anyways.

John was a regular kid for thirteen years. Today he wanted to play the game and he sad to Dad "i want to play the game daddy!"
Dad sad "NO! YOU WILL BE KILLED BY IMPS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then five seconds later, he stopped. But now in the Medium, he knew there were imps.
"HEY LISTEN FUCKASS" His glasses crackered. "YOU MUST BEAT THE GAME"
So John got his hammer and smashed down the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" Said the imps.
"ILL SHOW HIM MY STABS" Said Bec Noir and shot green flames. John ran at him and tried to smash him. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"no! i must beat the game!" He shouted.
The glasses said "NO GRUBFUCKER! YOU ARE THE GAME!"
And then John was a godtier

I promise to never make something as retreaded as this.

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Oh well, it was probably done before.

[Ganato]

HOMESTUCK: Repercussions of SBURB

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[DeadBrain]

HOMESTUCK: Repercussions of SBURB

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Every community need a redo of a bad fanfic.

Now excuse me while I'll go smash my head against the wall for few minutes. That should make me think straight again.

[emem]

Delay

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"Aradia?"

You find her sitting outside, of course. Every night for the past three days, she has sat out here and eschewed sleep. Until now nobody has ever followed her, but tonight curiosity won out over sense. You have to know. You have to.

She doesn't reply immediately, doesn't even move. Her back is turned and she's sitting cross-legged on the ash strewn surface of the meteor. Her hood is down, the horn-flaps left unbuttoned and flapping despite there being very little wind. You can hear a slight ticking sound, see a red haze at the edges of your vision.

Finally, a reply. "Yes, Sollux?" There's a distinct echo to her words as always, but her tone is warmer - more alive - than it's ever been.
"You've been out here a lot, Aradia," you mumble. "It'th worrying everyone. It'th worrying me."
"I am busy."

You carefully walk around the aries, giving her a wide berth without really knowing why. Her eyes open and she looks up into your own mismatched ones, and you wonder if she's smiling, or if she is focusing too hard to show it. In the depths of her eyes you see a red glow that on closer inspection sharpens into an elegantly illustrated clock. You realise distantly that she's using her newfound powers.

"Buthy? Doing what?"
To her immense credit, her powers do not waver as she gives you an intense stare. It's not hateful, but it carries a connotation of 'this ought to be obvious'. She elaborates anyway, much to your relief: "I am holding the demon in the heart of Derse. Delaying our destruction. I will release him only once we are ready to face him."

Her words scrub away that newfound relief and replace it with an ice-cold horror.
"You can't keep that up!" you hiss, striding towards her. The Maid of Time's reply is careful, measured,and incredibly focused.
"I can. I must," she says quietly. "I cannot fail."

The shadows under her eyes have darkened to bruises, she's slouched ever so slightly. She's tired, in a word, and you feel a sudden pang of empathy. Her demeanour turns ice-cold again, and the ticking grows louder. You can see a faint maroon glow off in the distance, amongst the violet rubble of what was once Derse.
"Do you want thome company?" you ask, on a spur-of-the-moment decision.

She nods, ever so slightly, and you sit cross-legged next to her.

You think Aradia might actually be smiling.

Author's Notes

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Hurrdurr is my OTP showing

So... yeah.

That was wonderful.

[Doodled]

You know,

having time + positive feedback = strong desire for fanficcing.

So,

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Previous (pronounces "e" as "eh") chapters:
One and Two: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...tion-IV/page39

Three: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...tion-IV/page42

Four: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...tion-IV/page49

Five: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...tion-IV/page76

Six: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...tion-IV/page77

Seven: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...tion-IV/page79

Part 8:

Their Near-Peace

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NAK!

to the back of the head.

That's what it required to keep Karkat moving forward.

Finally, once they had walked two rooms away, the angry mutant-blood whipped around to face Terezi.

"LOOK, FUCKASS, WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK WITH ME?"

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T MATESPRITS ANYMORE..."

"TH4T'D B3 1NF3RR1NG TH4T W3 W3R3 3V3R M4T3SPR1TS 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3."

Karkat paused, astonished.

"W...WERE WE?!"

"M4YB3."

"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT."
"I'M STEAMING OUT MY EARS, AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS GIVE THAT SHIT-HEAD A PIECE OF MY MIND!"
"JEGUS!"

"1ND33D."
"YOU'R3 G3TT1NG TO B3 4NGRY 4LL OV3R 3V3RYTH1NG L4T3LY..."

"SOLLUX JUST FUCKING SHOT ERIDAN!"
"SURE, SOLLUX IS MY FRIEND, AND ERIDAN'S AN ASSHOLE,"
"BUT WE'VE BEEN LOSING TOO MANY TROLLS AS IT IS!"

"K4RKL3S..."

"DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT!"

"...K4RK4T,"
"1 UND3RST4ND TH3 STR3SS."
"W3'R3 4LL GO1NG THROUGH 1T..."
"BUT SOLLUX 1S N4TUR4LLY MOR3 QU1CK W1TH H1S ANG3R."
"3V3N MOR3 SO TH4N YOU..."

"HE SHOT ERIDAN."
"WITH A GIANT BLAST OF ENERGY."
"FROM HIS OWN FUCKING GUN."
"SOLLUX IS FUCKING INSANE, AND I'M THE LEADER, SO I HAVE TO TELL THAT SHIT-HEAD THE TRUTH..."

"K4RK4T!"
"H3'S YOUR FR13ND, 1 THOUGHT..."

"YEAH, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE MINE..."

"LOOK, K4RK4T..."
"SOLLUX THOUGHT TH4T 3R1D4N W4S TH3 K1LL3R, SO H-"

"HE KILLED HIM BACK."
"YES, THAT IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST EFFECTIVE PLAN OF ACTION,"
"AND IS IN NO WAY COUNTER-INTUITIVE WHATSOEVER.
THE AUDIENCE IN ATTENDANCE SOBS AT THE WONDERFUL DISPLAY
OF OUTRIGHT, SHIT-BRAINED IDIOCY."

"YOU DO H4V3 4 PO1NT..."

"BUT 1T'S NOT QU1T3 TH3 ON3 YOU'R3 TH1NK1NG OF..."

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!"

"1T M34NS...

1 DON'T TH1NK TH4T SOLLUX W4S R1GHT 4BOUT 3R1D4N..."

Karkat began to tense up a bit in an entirely different way.

The air seemed to chill.

"THEN... YOU MEAN..."

"THE KILLER IS STILL OUT THERE?!"

"IN THE COMPUTER ROOM?!?!"

Terezi nodded solemnly.

"4ND 1 H4T3 TO BR34K 1T TO YOU, BUT..."

"CONS1D3R1NG 4LL OF TH3 3V1D3NC3, 4S W3LL 4S 4 R3C3NT D1SCOV3RY..."

"1 TH1NK TH3 K1LL3R M1GHT B3..."

"...N3P3T4."

Karkat twitched with fear!

But then... Slowly...

His eyebrows began to lower.

"YOU'V3 PROB4BLY B33N 1N H3R R3SP1T3BLOCK... 1 M34N, 1'M NOT S4Y1NG YOU H4V3, OR 4NYTH1NG, BUT..."

"SH3'S B33N K33P1NG 4 SH1PP1NG W4LL 1N TH3RE..."

"4ND, FOR 3V3RY MURD3R, 4 LOT OF BLOOD 1S M1SS1NG FROM TH3 BODY 1N QU3ST1ON."

"N3P3T4 US3D UP SO MUCH P41NT WH3N W3 GOT H3R3, TH4T 1 H4D TO H1D3 TH3 R3ST..."

"TH3 STUFF TH4T I HID3D H4SN'T B33N TOUCH3D, BUT SH3'S STILL B33N UPD4T1NG H3R SH1PP1NG W4LL!"

"SO, TH1S M34NS TH-"

Karkat held up a hand.

It wasn't the hand, but his tightly wound face that caused Terezi to pause.

Then...

He exploded.

"HOW DO I KNOW THIS ISN'T JUST YOU BEING A JEALOUS PIECE OF SHIT?!"

Terezi was taken aback at Karkat's unwillingness to believe her.

"K4RKL3S... 1 KNOW 1T M1GHT B3 H4RD TO B3L13V3 M3, 4FT3R WH4T H4PP3N3D, BUT..."

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OF YOUR HORSESHIT!"

Karkat's voice had been loud to begin with, but now his shouts were rocking the facility.

"ALSO, DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PET!"

"I HATE YOU, SO PLEASE JUST SHOVE THAT DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE AND DIE!"

Karkat, still screaming with rage, stomped off.

A mixed sigh of anger and worry floated out from behind Terezi.

She turned.

It was Nepeta.

Karkat's shouts of anger had made the feline worry.

Just like Terezi was.

Shit! How much of that did she hear?!

Luckily for Terezi, not enough, as Nepeta quickly scampered past her.

She did, however, turn back to glare at Terezi.

She's a killer, though... Right?

Nepeta disappeared from view.

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Nepeta heard a noise coming from (what she deemed to be) The Hall of Sadness.

(She never really wanted to use a vocabulary on sad things.)

As she walked through the corridors, the sound confirmed what to expect.

Karkat...

Sure enough, there he was.

...

In a puddle of bright, candy red...

Blood.

Nepeta couldn't even gasp.

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Suddenly, she realized...

Oh, wait...

That's not blood!

Feeling a bit more assured, she padded over to Karkat.

He didn't even look at her.

The light sobbing coming from the troll in front of her deterred her.

As well as the thought of being encouraged by a puddle of tears not being a puddle of blood.

She shook it off, though.

Nepeta pounced over next to Karkat.

She stared at him for a while.

He barely acknowledged her existence.

So she gave him a big hug.

As her cat-jacket flopped over the sobbing troll's shoulders, he had to lift his head up and smile.

Karkat uncharacteristically hugged her back.

Nepeta felt wonderful, knowing how much her dream-troll was opening up to her.

She then thought about Sollux, and what he'd think of all this...

Well, Equius is gone... Nepeta thought, almost feeling guilty for bringing up such a thing.

She could almost hear Equius grunting in a STRONG manner.

As if he was right nearby...

She shook off the eerie feeling.

And I don't think Sollux has a moirail yet...

Nepeta grinned on the inside, before realizing that Karkat was still sobbing.

She gently moved away from him.

":33 < what's the purroblem?"

Karkat sighed and looked down at his feet.

His voice was so much softer than normal, that Nepeta nearly gagged.

"being a leader..."

"it's hard..."

"and no-one understands..."

Karkat lifted his head, revealing small streams of tears running down in his face.

Nepeta gave him another hug, to comfort him.

He allowed himself to be tucked into her embrace.

Minutes passed.

A voice interrupted their near-peace.

"NEPETA!... WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Nepeta sprung to her feet, grimly glanced back at Karkat, then charged away from the Hall of Sadness.

Karkat couldn't think about what any of that meant.

All he knew was that he was alone.

He was almost through with his self-pity though.

After all, extended moments of self-pity were only for little weakling-shitheads.

Right?

...

well...

...

a little while longer couldn't hurt...

A/N

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"Hahahahahahahaha!"

"You all th8 that Part 8 was going to 8e all about meeeeeeee, didn't you?"

But seriously...

You like what I did there? With the spoiler in a spoiler thing?

:P

Also,

Part 9's going to have so much crazy stuff happening in it, that I'm almost thinking of accompanying it with some SadArt.

Except I can't draw.

Shit.

(And gog-damn it, I wanted to fill some of Nepeta's quadrants so badly...

I think she deserves it.)

[Katrika]

I'd give the title as 'Twelve Little Alternians'.

[Doodled]

I'd give the title as 'Twelve Little Alternians'.

I was hoping I had edited that out before anyone saw it.

You mean ninja.

:P

[Katrika]

I mean, for the entire series.

From the Agatha Cristie Book.

[Doodled]

I mean, for the entire series.

From the Agatha Cristie Book.

Except there's only 11 to start with.

And they keep dying.

[Graven_Image]

I mean, for the entire series.

From the Agatha Cristie Book.

Except there's only 11 to start with.

And they keep dying.

Wait. Are we talking about the fanfic or the actual comic?

[Doodled]

I mean, for the entire series.

From the Agatha Cristie Book.

Except there's only 11 to start with.

And they keep dying.

Wait. Are we talking about the fanfic or the actual comic?

I don't have the slightest idea.

[BPrinny]

By the end of both no one will be alive.

[KarneWarrior]

By the end of both no one will be alive.

Except Aradia. Bitch doesn't know how to stay dead.

[Doodled]

By the end of both no one will be alive.

"Hey! Don't spoil the ending!"

:P

[Katrika]

Yeah. 10 Little Indians, or Or Then There Were None, is a book where everyone dies one by one. So...

[Doodled]

Yeah. 10 Little Indians, or Or Then There Were None, is a book where everyone dies one by one. So...

Ahhh...

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[lantadyme]

@Summergale: Aw, that was sweet.

[Tybian Sothoth]

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http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4515717
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4517215
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4521451
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4525474
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4526712
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4526848
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4531039
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4532950
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4535661
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4539642
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4543269
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post4548832

The Survivor
Chapter 13

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Tybian: Fondly regard predicament

Well it's clear that trying to split the team through use of her was a pretty lame idea. Though talking to her was pretty fun.



Hmm, who are these douchebags? Wait aren't these the things that Equius was beating the shit out of? They never bothered you before, why is it now that they notice you?

Whatever the case, their starting to bug you with all the noise they make. Seriously, claw clacking and hoof clopping gets pretty agitating after awhile.

Tybian: DISPOSE OF THESE PESTS!

You proceed to open up a can of whoop ass. Holy crap, the scene is INTENSE! This would be great to watch in .gif format.

==> What?

They put up shit for a fight, no wonder Equius was able to fight them with his bare hands. You feel like kind of a doofus for going all out on them.
It seems like many of the people you've tried talking to thus far have led you absolutely nowhere, and the ones you haven't spoken to will probably just do the same. You're supposed to be killing things by now, but you haven't so much as lifted a finger against any of them...in fact you SAVED one of them from finishing himself off in a moment of disgusting idiocy!
Holy shit, past you is a pretty huge ass.

Tybian: Try messaging CG

No. That will never happen. He's such a DICK.

Tybian: Feferi? Sollux?

Nah, you're pretty sure those two have no idea whats going on either. Their probably off doing their own separate boring things.

Tybian: hmm

Hmm indeed voice in your head.

Tybian: You could try..

Oh no

Tybian: I'm only just saying

Absolutely hell no

Tybian: Oh come on, it wouldn't be that bad

Won't it? I'M PRETTY SURE IT WOULD BE DUDE. DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT

Tybian: Contact AG

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Tybian: Shut up and do it

ABSO/UTE/Y NOT!!!

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-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling foreverParadox [FP] --

AG: ::::)
FP: NO!!!
AG: YES!!!!!!!!
FP: NO NO NO!!!
FP: FUCK YOU AND NO!!!
AG: Why do you have to 8e such a 8a8y
AG: You know you want to talk to meeeeeeee
AG: I know everything a8out this game
AG: I have all the answers
AG: All of them!!!!!!!!
FP: UGH!!!
FP: / AM SER/OUS/Y GO/NG TO HATE MYSE/F FOR TH/S!!!
FP: BUT A/R/GHT!!!
FP: /ET'S TA/K!!!
FP: }:[
AG: Good ::::)
AG: So what does little 8a8y need
AG: You're looking preeeeeeeetty mad right now
FP: / WANT A C/EARER P/CTURE OF WHAT MY WHO/E PURPOSE FOR BE/NG HERE /S!!!
FP: / HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYWHERE W/TH K////NG YOU ASSES YET!!!
FP: AND YES, /T'S MAK/NG ME ANGRY!!!
AG: So the only thing you can think of
AG: Is to ask the people you're trying to kill
AG: To help you
FP: UHH!!!
FP: ...
FP: YEAH!!!
AG: Seriously
FP: YES!!!
AG: You're such an idiot!!!!!!!!
FP: SHUT UP!!!
FP: //STEN TO MY PRED/CAMENT!!!
FP: / COMMAND /T!!!
AG: Do I have hoofs?
AG: Do I look like I listen to demands?
FP: UHH!!!
AG: Whatever, just say what you want to say XXXXP
AG: I'll huuuuuuuumor you ::::|
FP: / WAS SENT HERE BY A MAG/C GUY /N A WH/TE SU/T TO K/// A// OF YOU!!!
FP: BUT / CAN'T SEEM TO F/GURE OUT HOW TO GO ABOUT DO/NG SO!!!
FP: WHEN / TRY P/NPO/NT/NG SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM MY TARGET THEY W/// USA//Y BE GONE THE MOMENT / GET THERE!!!
FP: /'M NOT SURE /F /'M JUST /AZY OR WHAT!!!
FP: /T DOESN'T SEEM //KE MY FUTURE SE/F HAS MADE ANY BETTER PROGRESS!!!
AG: That's soooooooo stupid
FP: WHAT!!!
AG: If you had any kind of guts in that 8ag of tears and you call a 8ody
AG: You would have killed us a long time ago
AG: Well, you would have killed them
AG: Not me
FP: WHY NOT YOU TOO???
AG: 8ecause I'm just that good!!!!!!!!
AG: I find the fact that were even discussing this as pretty hilaaaaaaaarious
AG: You are such a shitty assassin
AG: Why he chose you I will never know
FP: GOD SHUT UP!!!
AG: Always crying to no8ody when you totally get schooled
AG: Getting all upset whenever you would walk into the water and try to 8reathe
FP: YOU FUCK/NG D/D THAT TO ME!!!
AG: That fact that you tried calling me your kismesis was also
AG: HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
AG: Now here you are groveling at my feet to help you kill everyone
AG: Such a 8a8y
FP: SHUT UP!!!
AG: 8a8y 8a8y 8a8y
FP: / SA/D SHUT UP!!!
AG: 8a8y 8a8y 8a8y OOOOOOOOH
FP: I SAID
AG: Your quirk is missing :::;)
FP: SHUT
AG: That's it!!!!!!!!
FP: THE FUCK-
AG: Show me that god tier anger
AG: Give me you're 8est little 8a8y tantru-
AG: ........
AG: Wait is that you doing that?
AG: Whoa, that's pretty cool 8888O
AG: Did he give you that power?
AG: What did he do to you?
AG: No really tell me
AG: TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

FP:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

arachnidsGrip [AG] computer has exploded.

[kaoticAntagonist]

hello, i would just like to know if there are any good Daddy Droog fics here and if i could bother you nice gentlemen and ladies for a link or two?

[Rimbaum]

I...

I can't even go cry in the horn pile...


DAMMIT SADFIC TIME NAO.

[SkaianRedeemer]

Dammit forums, stop crashing from all the stuff that just happened! Some of us are trying to write fanfiction here!

...about the stuff that just happened.