MSPA Fanfiction IV

[Wigmund]

Masculine-sounding name and male avatar.
But who am I to talk, I write sappy rom fics and have Jade as my current avvie but I'm a straight guy.

[Kawa]

There's a Squirrel Peixes because Fef is silly, though it need not be a direct descendant like the Captor Twins would be. There's a Hybrid category because who knows? You might as well ask why there's headers for [DEFGHIJKQRTUWXY] in the "By last name" list.

[Wigmund]

You might as well ask why there's headers for [DEFGHIJKQRTUWXY] in the "By last name" list.

>:p Smart-ass.

[mutecebu]

Graven: I'd say posting your OC stuff may get better with time, not worse. The way I see it, people come here for familiar characters or a familiar universe. Seeing as you have a developed set of likable characters (the only OC cast I've liked) then I say full steam ahead.

Incidentally, your blurb where the princes keyboard was destroyed was hilarious.

Edit: ninja'd by said fic. Stupid internet.

Poor servant of time.

Also, this is late, but I really like Out. Awesome stuff.

[Wigmund]

Dammit, why do I like writing stuff for the Troll!Cops so much? Here's part 2 of the Teapot Mystery.

[Ganato]

That was awesome Wigmund.

Are you a fan of mystery novels or did you just decide to try something new that would fit the AU?

[Wigmund]

I haven't read many mystery novels, this is all by the seat of my pants for the AU.

[kmsumrall]

Population: Ferris

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“Ferrrrrrrrris! Open the damn door!”

The troll at the computer jumped. “Just a second, Mother.”

Before he could move the door slammed open and the towering form of Vriska Serket appeared.

“What the hell have you been doing? Why am I getting calls from the Human Police?! Tell me why this is happening, Ferris!”

“Can you talk a little louder, Mother? I did not catch that.”

The troll mother picked up the troll son by his hair. “Don’t talk back to me you little shit! You are supposed to be the image of troll virtue and all that stuff! How could you start dealing drugs?!”

Ferris kicked her in the shins, forcing her to let go. “I am not dealing drugs, I am offering people Sopor Slime. It is not my fault it messes with their heads. Clearly they should ask before taking.”

“Messing with their heads? People are going catatonic!”

“According to Auntie, I can not go to human jail for offering people an uncontrolled substance.”

“Screw what Terezi says moron! Your reputation is at stake! It is getting destroyed by these rumors! Reputation is something you have to protect!”

Ferris smiled wide. “Oh really, Mother? Really? Reputation mother? Like your reputation of having the ‘holy’ troll child through ‘immaculate conception’? Are you sure you are not more worried about that, Mother?”

The 8 pupiled troll slapped the boy across the face. “You damn well better get your act in order and stop fucking things up! I brought you up to be a leader, a shining beacon and shit! You want to loss the goodwill trolls have built up by being a filthy common druggie?!”

Ferris stared at her, making a fist.

Vriska laughed. “You wanna try this? You really think you have anything against me?” The troll mother put her hands to her temples and concentrated.

Ferris threw himself against a wall, breaking his nose. He didn’t cry out.

“Stop dealing shit, clean up this mess. You have a speech to give to the humans about Sopor Slime.” And with that, she left.

~

After the speech, Ferris sat in his room in the dark. She wanted a troll Jegus, huh? A troll of virtue, huh? He’d show her. He’d show them all. Zahhak told him all about trolls of old. How they acted. What they stood for.

“They would not let the humans rule this world. They would take it. Make it their own. Why do we cater to these human? Why allow ourselves to fall under their rule?”

Ferris focused his mind power. He could feel each of the humans who lost their will to the Sopor Slime. Feel them. Know what they know. Control them.

“We have lost our way. I am Troll Jegus. I will show them the way. I will set the trolls... Free.”

I cleared this with Kawa before I posted.

[ToreaderTornado]

Kawa, did you mean to give Blaise and Shula the same symbol on Trollopedia?

[Wigmund]

Population: Ferris

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“Ferrrrrrrrris! Open the damn door!”

The troll at the computer jumped. “Just a second, Mother.”

Before he could move the door slammed open and the towering form of Vriska Serket appeared.

“What the hell have you been doing? Why am I getting calls from the Human Police?! Tell me why this is happening, Ferris!”

“Can you talk a little louder, Mother? I did not catch that.”

The troll mother picked up the troll son by his hair. “Don’t talk back to me you little shit! You are supposed to be the image of troll virtue and all that stuff! How could you start dealing drugs?!”

Ferris kicked her in the shins, forcing her to let go. “I am not dealing drugs, I am offering people Sopor Slime. It is not my fault it messes with their heads. Clearly they should ask before taking.”

“Messing with their heads? People are going catatonic!”

“According to Auntie, I can not go to human jail for offering people an uncontrolled substance.”

“Screw what Terezi says moron! Your reputation is at stake! It is getting destroyed by these rumors! Reputation is something you have to protect!”

Ferris smiled wide. “Oh really, Mother? Really? Reputation mother? Like your reputation of having the ‘holy’ troll child through ‘immaculate conception’? Are you sure you are not more worried about that, Mother?”

The 8 pupiled troll slapped the boy across the face. “You damn well better get your act in order and stop fucking things up! I brought you up to be a leader, a shining beacon and shit! You want to loss the goodwill trolls have built up by being a filthy common druggie?!”

Ferris stared at her, making a fist.

Vriska laughed. “You wanna try this? You really think you have anything against me?” The troll mother put her hands to her temples and concentrated.

Ferris threw himself against a wall, breaking his nose. He didn’t cry out.

“Stop dealing shit, clean up this mess. You have a speech to give to the humans about Sopor Slime.” And with that, she left.

~

After the speech, Ferris sat in his room in the dark. She wanted a troll Jegus, huh? A troll of virtue, huh? He’d show her. He’d show them all. Zahhak told him all about trolls of old. How they acted. What they stood for.

“They would not let the humans rule this world. They would take it. Make it their own. Why do we cater to these human? Why allow ourselves to fall under their rule?”

Ferris focused his mind power. He could feel each of the humans who lost their will to the Sopor Slime. Feel them. Know what they know. Control them.

“We have lost our way. I am Troll Jegus. I will show them the way. I will set the trolls... Free.”

I cleared this with Kawa before I posted.

oh my...

[draconicAlgorithm]

Population: Ferris

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“Ferrrrrrrrris! Open the damn door!”

The troll at the computer jumped. “Just a second, Mother.”

Before he could move the door slammed open and the towering form of Vriska Serket appeared.

“What the hell have you been doing? Why am I getting calls from the Human Police?! Tell me why this is happening, Ferris!”

“Can you talk a little louder, Mother? I did not catch that.”

The troll mother picked up the troll son by his hair. “Don’t talk back to me you little shit! You are supposed to be the image of troll virtue and all that stuff! How could you start dealing drugs?!”

Ferris kicked her in the shins, forcing her to let go. “I am not dealing drugs, I am offering people Sopor Slime. It is not my fault it messes with their heads. Clearly they should ask before taking.”

“Messing with their heads? People are going catatonic!”

“According to Auntie, I can not go to human jail for offering people an uncontrolled substance.”

“Screw what Terezi says moron! Your reputation is at stake! It is getting destroyed by these rumors! Reputation is something you have to protect!”

Ferris smiled wide. “Oh really, Mother? Really? Reputation mother? Like your reputation of having the ‘holy’ troll child through ‘immaculate conception’? Are you sure you are not more worried about that, Mother?”

The 8 pupiled troll slapped the boy across the face. “You damn well better get your act in order and stop fucking things up! I brought you up to be a leader, a shining beacon and shit! You want to loss the goodwill trolls have built up by being a filthy common druggie?!”

Ferris stared at her, making a fist.

Vriska laughed. “You wanna try this? You really think you have anything against me?” The troll mother put her hands to her temples and concentrated.

Ferris threw himself against a wall, breaking his nose. He didn’t cry out.

“Stop dealing shit, clean up this mess. You have a speech to give to the humans about Sopor Slime.” And with that, she left.

~

After the speech, Ferris sat in his room in the dark. She wanted a troll Jegus, huh? A troll of virtue, huh? He’d show her. He’d show them all. Zahhak told him all about trolls of old. How they acted. What they stood for.

“They would not let the humans rule this world. They would take it. Make it their own. Why do we cater to these human? Why allow ourselves to fall under their rule?”

Ferris focused his mind power. He could feel each of the humans who lost their will to the Sopor Slime. Feel them. Know what they know. Control them.

“We have lost our way. I am Troll Jegus. I will show them the way. I will set the trolls... Free.”

I cleared this with Kawa before I posted.

For some reason, I can't take him seriously when he calls himself Troll Jegus.

[Wigmund]

I wonder who Vriska manipulated into bed so she'd have Ferris.

[KarneWarrior]

GOG DAMNIT I'M JEGUS, I SWEAR. STOP LAUGHING YOU PITABLE MISCREANTS. I WILL HAVE YOU WORSHIP ME WHEN YOU ARE IN MY HIVE! EVERYONE SHUT THE- Oh hi mom. No, no dinner right now I'm leading a revolution. No thanks, mom, I just ate. Yes I know you'll save the legs for me. Thanks mom. Bye mom. -EVERYONE SHUT THE hell UP BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES.

[Katrika]

Am I too late for the party?

Solar Wind

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She remembered something she once heard, about white fire being the hottest. White stars. Small, too. The small size made it hotter, something about the heat having to travel through less mass on it’s way to the surface from the core, and

-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

lied. The hottest star was also the biggest, and it was green, and she was in it right now, oh god she was burning, she was burning, why didn’t anyone

-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

burned it burned it burned couldn’t look away couldn’t go away wasn’t anywhere it was it was inside her and she was inside it and

-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

hardly see them through the light had to do something had to

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so loud the power shrieking in her ears like a

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hear herself think now was the time to

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brief stabs took care of her

-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

still hear the

-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

Oh god, what had she done?

What had she done?

Now the only thing she could see and hear was the

-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

[Kawa]

Note to self: check data on Blaise and add Ferris story.

Here's an idea that could involve the Captor twins and their dad: fight Ferris.

"We are" "already free"
"dumbatth."

[ToreaderTornado]

Here it is, not a eloquent as Graven's fics, but good enough for me, I think.

Corporal of Loss

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You never asked for a twin sister. You're glad you got one, though.

At least, you think you are.

She's been a blessing and a curse since the day you were both born. She got all the attention, she got the better grades, presents, everything. Yes, she is smarter than you, but you aren't dumb, dammit! You hated every minute when you two were with others.

And yet, she never thought of anyone but you. She encouraged you, even when she got all the praise. While she would get what she wanted, she would do anything to make things good for you too.

You were always thought of as strong, but you always thought she was stronger. And when you were in trouble, it was she who saved you. But then,

why

couldn't

you

save

her

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She had always said that you had the best plans.

Time to see if she was right.

>Don: Make them pay.

In the time it took me to right this, I came up with a ton of new ideas for the character, and the session as a whole. There's pretty much no way I can't do more of these.

Edit: I forgot to mention that critique is wanted and appreciated.

[Tenebrais]

You guys seemed to like this post-Sburb AU, so here's some more!

More Tales from the New World

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Camping out was nothing new to any of the adventurers. Eight of them had been travelling for almost a full year now, for what little meaning that had to most. The other two had only followed for four weeks, but they’d already seen much of what an explorer’s life had to offer, and they’d been welcomed into the group with open arms. The group as a whole shared six tents, and save for the newcomers to always have their own together, no one was particularly consistent about who shared a tent with whom.
Jade returned from nature’s call to find her tent empty. Aradia had gone off somewhere. Maybe she’d had to go too? She didn’t really think anything of it as she settled back into her sleeping bag.
Something rustled outside, and growled softly. There were a lot of dangerous animals out here in the wilderness. Normally they were all pretty safe in their tents, but if Aradia was out there...
She crept out. There was no sign of the animal, but there were tracks all over the camp and the place was a mess. Food and furniture was scattered everywhere. One of the other tents had collapsed. As she carefully looked into the others, they were empty.
The largest tent, which John and Karkat had been in, was in complete disarray. There must have been a struggle. Looking closer, there were streaks of bright red blood over everything. She turned back outside and screamed.
Bodies. Everyone was dead, torn viciously. How did this happen? There was John, his belly slashed open. Karkat lay not far away. Aradia was face down in the ground, dead too. And, in the middle of the camp, a large dog, fur silvery-white, claws and muzzle a rainbow of blood. It pounced.

Jade bolted awake with a shriek. Breathing heavily, a grey hand rested on her shoulder comfortingly.
“It’s okay,” Aradia whispered. “Your dreams can’t hurt you now.”
She was breathing sharply and heavily, but started to calm as the troll came closer. “I know. I... I shouldn’t be scared.”
“It’s okay to be scared. I get scared too.”
“But...” Jade calmed down as panic was displaced by curiosity. “What are you scared of? You’ve died before. Twice!”
As soon as she realised what she’d said, Aradia replied. “I’m scared the voices will come back. I’m scared of knowing what’s going to happen and not doing anything about it.” She sank until Jade was comforting her more than the other way round. “I don’t want to be that kind of person again.”
If she was versed in light, or void or doom or something else relevant to it Jade could have told her it doesn’t work that way any more. This universe had changed too much. Instead, all the witch of space could do was hug her and hope.

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A beautiful songbird, sky-blue with red and yellow highlights, ventured down from the treetops. Bright colours drew it to the group of big moving things on the ground. It perched itself on an outstretched finger and sang out a beautiful melody.
Nepeta promptly ate the bird.
“Aww, I was drawing that!” Jade complained.
Feferi giggled. “It sounded so cute though! And I think I remember what it looked like. If you just...”
As the artists huddled over Jade’s notepad, John approached.
“Hey Nepeta! Is Kitty around? I got something for her.” He proffered a minnow from the river. She started at it, rapt, and tried to bite at it but he pulled it away.
“No, Nepeta, it’s for the cat! Where is she?”
As if she knew she was being talked about, the black kitten climbed out from under her hat. John held the fish in front of her, and she ate it greedily.
Nepeta, though she couldn’t see the feast, was thrilled nonetheless. “Aww, thank you, John!” she squealed and hugged him, rubbing her cheek tightly against his, throwing Kitty off-balance. John steadied her and returned her hug, smiling all the while.

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I think I launched some new ships for myself here.
Kind of cracky, but love is blind.

Equius, Tavros, Karkat, Barry and Sarah are the rest of this group of explorers, but I haven't yet come up with stories for them.

[JudgeDeadd]

Population: Ferris

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“Ferrrrrrrrris! Open the damn door!”

The troll at the computer jumped. “Just a second, Mother.”

Before he could move the door slammed open and the towering form of Vriska Serket appeared.

“What the hell have you been doing? Why am I getting calls from the Human Police?! Tell me why this is happening, Ferris!”

“Can you talk a little louder, Mother? I did not catch that.”

The troll mother picked up the troll son by his hair. “Don’t talk back to me you little shit! You are supposed to be the image of troll virtue and all that stuff! How could you start dealing drugs?!”

Ferris kicked her in the shins, forcing her to let go. “I am not dealing drugs, I am offering people Sopor Slime. It is not my fault it messes with their heads. Clearly they should ask before taking.”

“Messing with their heads? People are going catatonic!”

“According to Auntie, I can not go to human jail for offering people an uncontrolled substance.”

“Screw what Terezi says moron! Your reputation is at stake! It is getting destroyed by these rumors! Reputation is something you have to protect!”

Ferris smiled wide. “Oh really, Mother? Really? Reputation mother? Like your reputation of having the ‘holy’ troll child through ‘immaculate conception’? Are you sure you are not more worried about that, Mother?”

The 8 pupiled troll slapped the boy across the face. “You damn well better get your act in order and stop fucking things up! I brought you up to be a leader, a shining beacon and shit! You want to loss the goodwill trolls have built up by being a filthy common druggie?!”

Ferris stared at her, making a fist.

Vriska laughed. “You wanna try this? You really think you have anything against me?” The troll mother put her hands to her temples and concentrated.

Ferris threw himself against a wall, breaking his nose. He didn’t cry out.

“Stop dealing shit, clean up this mess. You have a speech to give to the humans about Sopor Slime.” And with that, she left.

~

After the speech, Ferris sat in his room in the dark. She wanted a troll Jegus, huh? A troll of virtue, huh? He’d show her. He’d show them all. Zahhak told him all about trolls of old. How they acted. What they stood for.

“They would not let the humans rule this world. They would take it. Make it their own. Why do we cater to these human? Why allow ourselves to fall under their rule?”

Ferris focused his mind power. He could feel each of the humans who lost their will to the Sopor Slime. Feel them. Know what they know. Control them.

“We have lost our way. I am Troll Jegus. I will show them the way. I will set the trolls... Free.”

I cleared this with Kawa before I posted.

please say there will be more

[Katrika]

Durdur dumb

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[DJ-P0N3]

Durdur dumb

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Thats an awful nice everything you have
Would be a real ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshame if something were to happen to it

[Kawa]

Trollopedia is now editable, like a wiki, and for a while it's open house so come along.

[KarneWarrior]

Rose Lalondes 101 Things I will Never do in a RPG. Again.
46-50

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46: Crossovers suck.

Another room, another gate into a horrible dimesion.

Although presumably this wouldn't be too horrible. It was mostly the same people, just the wrong same people. The phrase started making sense after you played through most of Sburb.

And luckily this one didn't require John to have his lips locked in the ever so tender and loving embrace of a rabid fangirl- or worse.

Kissing a platypus was a experience John would wish he couldn't remember for the rest of his life. Although at the rate him and Rose were going, that wouldn't last longer than a week.

"This one's simple enough. The grimore gives a picture of most of the runes, and marks the place for the Opener. Should be easy."

"If that's so easy why is Casey-
"Salamancer,"
"-Casey. Why is SHE clinging to your leg?"

"Simple. We need a noise only HE can make."

"Like, a glub? Why not get Feferi in here?"

"Obvious reasons. And besides, Feferi just makes the word. Glub. Salamancer can make the noise."

"Glub!" Said Bubbles Von Salamancer.

A roaring portal opened in the wall.

"now what?!" Shouted John over the noise.

"Now, we wait," shouted Rose back.

47: Under no circumstances shall Karkat be introduced to anything even resembling a child.

There she was.

Playing with blocks in the middle of the room. Her eyes flashed as she build higher and higher. What was she building over there? She's saving the red blocks. Why? What's she building over there? She speaks like a tool. Why? What's she building over there.

Shula noticed her younger dad squatting behind the couch like an idiot. He thought he was hiding, but in order to get his eyes over the couch half his head had to be stuck out. She resisted the urge to glance over. Let him talk to her when he was good and ready. No sense rushing.

Karkat admitted one thing to himself. This little girl scared the living hell out of him. Why does sho look like me? And that smile. What the hell is this thing?!?

Gamzee walked into the room and slowly backed out. Somewhere in his sopor-dulled brain, triggers fired. This was not something he wanted to get into.

47: We will not ask Dave if he's seen Bro around.

"Hey Dave, have you seen the spoons?"

"Nah, Bro got 'em."

"... What?!"

48: Saying 'Vriska did it' is not a catch-all.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES PUT ALL MY MOVIES IN THE BLENDER?"

"Vriska did it!"

"WHY DOES THAT ONLY MAKE ME MORE SUSPICIOUS?"

"May8e 8ecause I would have no reason to steal your dum8 movies, Karkat."

"MY MIND IS MADE UP. VRISKA DID IT." Said Karkat with finality. Vriska cocked an eyebrow.

49: I will not attempt to use Kanaya as a personal maid service.

Kanaya poked her head into Roses room. Rose was lying upside-down on the bed, Wearing one of her tighter T-shirts. Kanaya already felt her face growing warmer and Rose hadn't even moved yet. It was only through considerable force of will she made it through the door without biting her lip, which would always draw blood.

"Oh, Hi Kan."

"H-Hi Rose."

"Hey, erm, would you mind picking up some of my stuff while I get dressed? Me and John had a party last night but I'm too busy today to do anything about it." Rose gave the smile she knew Kanaya couldn't refuse.

"Uhh, Yeah, Alright, I Mean, Yes, I'll Do It..." Dear Gog she was beginning to sound like Tavros.

Five minutes later, Roses room was spotless.

50: Put Cal back in the gate. NOW!

Rose yanked the cord of magic and the toy went screeching and howling with laughter across the room. Kanaya worked, trying to stem the heavy flow of light green blood from Nepeta's gaping wound. To her credit, Nepeta just grimaced and looked ready to get back in the fight.

Jade flashed over, Dave on her heels but the toy was behind them, clawing at their backs. John bounced over using the pogo hammer but it was ineffective. Cal skittered backwards, right into Equius's waiting arms.

They promptly snapped, and Cal giggled. Rose lassoed him again, and threw him into the wall. She looked to Kanaya.

"Hold him off, I'll be right back!" Kanaya nodded, grabbing her Chainsaw and revving it. Nepeta tried to continue the medical work with one hand. Luckily she was the only ambidextrous troll, so it was easier for her than the others.

But Rose had no time for that. Her and John rushed through the halls of the meteor, skidding around corners at breakneck speeds.

"What is that thing?" John gasped.

"I don't know. It'll show up in the records," Rose panted back.

They arrived at the crossover room. Shula sat in the corner, reading a magazine. On the front was a muscular troll, and the title was a flashy yellow font. It read in capitol letters, "TROLLHULK: CONSPIRACY OR MYTH?"

"Strawberry?" Shula asked politely. Rose shook her head and headed over to a typewriter, which certainly wasn't there before. She muttered as she read down the list.

"Oh no," was all she said. John choked on his strawberry.

"What?"

"We're going to need help." Rose sat down next to Shula. A tear streaked down her face. "What have we done, John? What have we done?"

So, the comedy was toned down this chapter, and probably the next few until they get rid of Wigmunds Cal. To do that they're going to need a Gary Stu, or Mary Sue.

So, who wants to write a Sue?

[Katrika]

I doooo!

Tell me what you neeeeed!

[TacticGamer]

Trollopedia is now editable, like a wiki, and for a while it's open house so come along.

Hey, it's bugged.

I tried making the Vriska page but then it gave me an error.

Can you insert it for me?

Name		[b]Vriska Serket[/b]
Trolltag	[color="#005682"]arachnidsGrip[/color]
Color		[color="#005682"]#005682[/color]
Shirt symbol	U+264F — ♏
Subclass	Troll
Parentage	?
Offspring	[[Ferris Serket]]
Name meaning	Vriska is short for Vrishchika which is a Hindu name for Scorpio, Serket is an Egyptian goddess personifying the scorpion.
Specibus	diceKind
Fetch modus	8-ball
Fraymotif	Spider's Claw
First app.	[url=../?story=thevisit2]Population: 12[/url]
Introduction	[url=../?story=nitram]Population: 12[/url]

Quirk
	* replaces b with 8s and the "ate" sound with number 8.
        * When multiplying vowels, she types 8 of the vowel.
        * Sometimes randomly places 8s in places where they don't belong.
        * uses 4 colons (8 eyes) for smilies
	[color="#005682"]Advance or a8scond, advance or a8scond! [/color]
Speech
	* BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH

[KarneWarrior]

I need somebody rediculously awesome. Like, literally so awesome your eyes bleed. From the Mary Sueness of it all.

Like how Hussies made Vriska, except not a psycho murder bitch. I need someone who can routinely do insane stuff, then get the girl/guy, then make out with a vampire, then flick off their parents, then blow up the Golden Gate Bridge, then nuke Tiwan for no reason, break curfew, and still everyone thinks he/she is an astounding citizen.

Oh and also they need to be able to take at least sixteen bullets to the face. That's a must.