MSPA Fanfiction IV

[Metaflare]

Although, that makes me question, where's Pearl in this story?

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten little pearls

[Nexev]

Pearl is dead.

I have a headcanon that Wendy winds up surving the Meteor through sheer will and becomes Edgey's exile.

[Godot]

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I'm gonna end up doing two of these a day i bet

Courtstuck-4

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Open Pesterlog

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-- burgerSpirit [BS] began pestering ladiesMan [LM] --
BS: uh
BS: hi larry
BS: would you like to play a game?
LM: i no u?
BS: larry its me
BS: maya :|
LM: ...oooo ya nicks gf rite
BS: no im not aaargh we go through this every time
LM: lol calm down grl
LM: so wts this bout a game
BS: i got a game for you to play
BS: it
BS: it lets you meet chicks yeah
LM: orly
BS: franziska will be playing
LM: franzy???
LM: sign me up

burgerSpirits [BS] sent Sburb client.EXE
burgerSpirits [BS] sent Sburb server.EXE

BS: ill get back to you with instructions ok?
LM: k lol
-- burgerSpirits [BS] ceased pestering ladiesMan [LM] --

Spiritlog

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??: I believe it is time to start the game.
MAYA: wait what
MAYA: but edgy and franz need to get the stuff!!!
??: Don't worry, they'll recieve their games in due time.
??: But i'm sure you don't want to be flattened by a meteor.
MAYA: uhhh
MAYA: point taken

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-- burgerSpirits [BS] began pestering takeThat [TT] --
BS: ok nick is the game all set up yet
TT: Sorry Maya, I've been having computer troubles ever since we last talked.
BS: WHAT
BS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TT: Wow, this must be a really good game if you want to play it that badly.
BS: I DONT WANNA BE CRUSHED BY A METEOR ;-;
TT: Is that the premise of the game?
BS: kdsjbl,bslvzlbrkvbelwbuvwvnlsdnwilan,zev
TT: Uhhh...
-- burgerSpirits [BS] ceased pestering takeThat [TT] --

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-- burgerSpirits [BS] began pestering aceDetective [AD] --
BS: GUMSHOEHELP
A woah whats the rush
BS: is your game ready please tell me its ready
A uhh yeah
A but it keeps telling me i need to connect to another player :\
A tell me next time if its a multeplayer game
BS: ok you see a box to put in a name for your client player
A uhh
A oh yeah!
BS: ok put in my screenname hurry!
A uhh
A there!
-- burgerSpirits [BS] has been disconnected --
A i didnt do it!

oh god gumshoe what did you do.

*is praying for a Godot appearance*

As awesome as that'd be, I'm trying to keep in canon here. No coffee addicts I'm afraid.

What if... Godot gets one phone call in jail, and that phone call is from a cellphone, a cellphone with internet access.

And with said internet accsess he manages to download the game and enter his session through his cell?

It was kind of implied that he died, however.

So unless Maya channels him, it's like impossible.

What what what what.

Noooooo, he did not die. He merely... well, he went to jail, I'll just say that. That's all. He certainly did not die, at least not as quickly as before Phoenix lost his license and stopped hanging out with Maya in Apollo Justice's backstory.

Although, that makes me question, where's Pearl in this story?

It's implied bro.

Let me get the info.

I'm an Ace AttorneyTard and a huge Godot fan. I don't want to believe it either, but I doubt that he's alive.

[mutecebu]

also at some point we should do some kind of horrifying collab wherein all the alt-kids meet. What is that, sixteen kids, all interacting...?

I really like this idea. I'd partake if more writers are needed. It would also make a good RP....

[KarneWarrior]

Hobbes, the stuffed tiger of that blonde kid, never heard of them?

Oh, that hobbes. I thought he was an IRL person based on someone's post in a gen chat thread.
No first hand experience. Sorry.

@Arms: That is a grubfic I am empathically 0k with. You even went so far as to justify both their lackings in baby hate.

In the realm of IRL crossovers:

Homestuck meets Sophocles

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CG: OKAY, SO
CG: I KNOW WE HAD A STRICT NO-MEMO POLICY HERE
CG: BUT THIS IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT SO PAY ATTENTION.
CG: TAVROS IS DEAD.
TC:
AC: C > Oh noooo!
CA: wwhat the fuck
GA: What The Hell Happened
AG: :::
TA: oh don't giive u2 that crap vrii2ka
TA: ii bet you're the one who kiiled hiim iin the fiir2t place
AG: Bl8h bl8h!
CC: T) (is is no time for pointing the FING----ER!
CG: FISHWOMAN IS CORRECT. LET'S KEEP IT REAL HERE.
CG: EVEN WORSE, I FOUND TEREZI'S CORPSE RIGHT NEXT TO TAVROS'.
CG: SEEMS LIKE SHE COMMITTED SUICIDE.
AG: W8 what?
AC: C > *Nepeta is confident in the pouncellor's survival*
CG: ACTUALLY NO, SHE'S DEAD AS A LOAD GAPER.
TA: kk have 2ome tact for fuck2 2ake
CG: LOOK, I'M SHAKING ALL OVER AS I TYPE THIS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN GO HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN. I'M THE FEARLESS LEADER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
AC: C > What about me?
CG: ACTUALLY SURE GO AHEAD.
AC: C > *the kitty is griefstruck by her great leader's passing!*
AC: C > *she may not be able to go on without her!*
CG: NO WAIT, STOP THAT.
AC: C > I you karkles...
-- [AC] committed suicide! --
CG: AFGSFDASFGAS
TA: now look what you've done, 2tupiid.
CG: SHUT YOUR WHORE CHUTE.
CT: D--> N-nepeta!
CG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
CT: D--> I've failed her. This will not do.
CT: D--> I'm an utter failure. A disgrace to you all!
CT: D--> ...anyone have a towel?
GA: Im Afraid Weve Run Out
-- [CT] committed suicide! --
CA: is there evven anyone here wwith a sound state of mind
CG: I DOUBT ANYONE HERE EVEN CARES ABOUT HIM SO I GUESS WE'RE COOL.
AG: I c8re!
CG: SHUT YOUR FACE.
TA: ii2 that all?
TC: i'M tHrOwInG a HoRn PiLe TiCkEt SaLe, My BrOtHeRs
CG: HOLD YOUR RECENTLY DISEASED HORSES FOR JUST A SECOND.
CG: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE IS A SILVER LINING TO ALL OF THIS.
TA: aradiia liive2?
CC: WOW!
AG: 888
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT.
TA: you alway2 have your head too far up your nook two notice what'2 goiing on around you.
CG: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR THINKING I'D FOUND SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.
TA: whatever.
TA: iin any ca2e ii'm glad two have my mate2priit back.
CC: W) (AT?!
TA: oh 2hiit.
TA: 2orry, ii 2hould've told you.
CC: how could you do this 8(
CC: I trusted you sollux!
TA: ii diidn't thiink you'd miind that much
TA: diidn't we become mate2priit'2 becau2e you piitiied me anyway?
CC: UGH
CC: No Sollux, I actually loved you! Does that word make any sense to you?
CC: LOV----E
TA: ii'm 2orry
CC: Too lat---E! I'm through. I've had enough.
CC: Goodbye.
TA: waiit
TA: plea2e
-- [CC] committed suicide! --
TA: feferii...
CG: WHO'S THE TACTLESS BITCH NOW, BITCH?
TA: you know what kk
TA: you're ab2olutely riight
CG: HEY WAIT
CG: I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN THAT
-- [TA] committed suicide! --
CG: AAAAAAAAAAA
CA: noooooo sollux
AG: ?
CA: i mean
CA: nooooo feferi
-- [CA] committed suicide! --
GA: This Is All A Bit Overwhelming
CG: KANAYA, NOT YOU TOO. COME ON.
GA: My Apologies
GA: Will You Give Me Leave
CG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CG: I'M THE FUCKIEST MOIRAIL EVER.
GA: No You Were The Best
GA: Goodbye
CG: See you around...
-- [GA] committed suicide! --
AG: EVERY8ODY ST8P.
AG: Wh8t the hell just happened????????
CG: YOU KILLED TAVROS AND EVERYONE BEGAN OFFING THEMSELVES. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
AG: You still don't g8t it do you?
AG: I killed him so he could asc8nd to the god tiers!
CG: THAT REEKS OF BULLSHIT BUT OK.
AG: 8ut it looks like someone didn't pl8 their part!
AG: I know you're h8re so come out!
AA: 0_0
AG: So what's the deal? Why didn't you do it?
AA: i was c0ntemplating it.
AA: but in my newly acquired state of life, i s0ught to break free by d0ing n0thing.
AA: and s0 it seems i have 0nce again d00med us all thr0ugh my passiveness.
AA: i'm s0rry.
AG: Rew8nd already! We c8n fix this!
AA: and d00m myself in the pr0cess? i'm thr0ugh with that s0rt 0f thing.
AA: i am taking an individualistic c0urse 0f acti0n and i expect y0u t0 f0ll0w.
AG: 8888888888888888888888888888
-- [AA] committed suicide! --
CG: WELL, WASN'T THAT SHORT LIVED.
AG: stupidstupiddumbihateyouihateyou
CG: IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU'RE SHITTING BRICKS OVER EVERYONE BEING DEAD WHILE THE SENSATION FEELS NUMB TO ME AT BEST.
CG: IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MURDERED THEM OR BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY DECIDED TO OFF MYSELF?
AG: f8ck you karkat!
AG: I only made one mist8ke and then they just got suicidal!
CG: GAMZEE?
TC: nAh I'm GoOd
CG: IN ANY CASE, I FIND IT LAUGHABLE THAT YOU'RE STILL PRETENDING NOT TO BLAME YOURSELF FOR ALL OF THIS.
AG: Ok8, fine, you got me. You've successfully trolled me. H8ppy now????????
CG: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, REALLY.
CG: ALTHOUGH I CAN GUESS THAT YOU'RE GONNA LIVE ON FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
CG: JUST TO KEEP OUR LEGACIES ALIVE.
AG: im n8t l8st8n8ng
CG: I GUESS I KIND OF ADMIRE YOU.
AG: w8 dont go
CG: LOOK, YOU'RE STRONGER THAN ME. I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH HORSE SHIT.
CG: SEE YOU AROUND.
-- [CG] committed suicide! --
AG: fuck8ss :::
TC: ...
AG: Gamzee?
TC: PeEr PrEsSuRe MoThErFuCkEr.
-- [TC] committed suicide! --

This is pretty much definition of this.

Can someone explain to me how I clicked this link to TVtropes and somehow got to reading a horrible fan-fiction about Human/Vampire/Pandabear sex?

[Nexev]

Hobbes, the stuffed tiger of that blonde kid, never heard of them?

Oh, that hobbes. I thought he was an IRL person based on someone's post in a gen chat thread.
No first hand experience. Sorry.

@Arms: That is a grubfic I am empathically 0k with. You even went so far as to justify both their lackings in baby hate.

In the realm of IRL crossovers:

Homestuck meets Sophocles

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CG: OKAY, SO
CG: I KNOW WE HAD A STRICT NO-MEMO POLICY HERE
CG: BUT THIS IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT SO PAY ATTENTION.
CG: TAVROS IS DEAD.
TC:
AC: C > Oh noooo!
CA: wwhat the fuck
GA: What The Hell Happened
AG: :::
TA: oh don't giive u2 that crap vrii2ka
TA: ii bet you're the one who kiiled hiim iin the fiir2t place
AG: Bl8h bl8h!
CC: T) (is is no time for pointing the FING----ER!
CG: FISHWOMAN IS CORRECT. LET'S KEEP IT REAL HERE.
CG: EVEN WORSE, I FOUND TEREZI'S CORPSE RIGHT NEXT TO TAVROS'.
CG: SEEMS LIKE SHE COMMITTED SUICIDE.
AG: W8 what?
AC: C > *Nepeta is confident in the pouncellor's survival*
CG: ACTUALLY NO, SHE'S DEAD AS A LOAD GAPER.
TA: kk have 2ome tact for fuck2 2ake
CG: LOOK, I'M SHAKING ALL OVER AS I TYPE THIS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN GO HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN. I'M THE FEARLESS LEADER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
AC: C > What about me?
CG: ACTUALLY SURE GO AHEAD.
AC: C > *the kitty is griefstruck by her great leader's passing!*
AC: C > *she may not be able to go on without her!*
CG: NO WAIT, STOP THAT.
AC: C > I you karkles...
-- [AC] committed suicide! --
CG: AFGSFDASFGAS
TA: now look what you've done, 2tupiid.
CG: SHUT YOUR WHORE CHUTE.
CT: D--> N-nepeta!
CG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
CT: D--> I've failed her. This will not do.
CT: D--> I'm an utter failure. A disgrace to you all!
CT: D--> ...anyone have a towel?
GA: Im Afraid Weve Run Out
-- [CT] committed suicide! --
CA: is there evven anyone here wwith a sound state of mind
CG: I DOUBT ANYONE HERE EVEN CARES ABOUT HIM SO I GUESS WE'RE COOL.
AG: I c8re!
CG: SHUT YOUR FACE.
TA: ii2 that all?
TC: i'M tHrOwInG a HoRn PiLe TiCkEt SaLe, My BrOtHeRs
CG: HOLD YOUR RECENTLY DISEASED HORSES FOR JUST A SECOND.
CG: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE IS A SILVER LINING TO ALL OF THIS.
TA: aradiia liive2?
CC: WOW!
AG: 888
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT.
TA: you alway2 have your head too far up your nook two notice what'2 goiing on around you.
CG: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR THINKING I'D FOUND SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.
TA: whatever.
TA: iin any ca2e ii'm glad two have my mate2priit back.
CC: W) (AT?!
TA: oh 2hiit.
TA: 2orry, ii 2hould've told you.
CC: how could you do this 8(
CC: I trusted you sollux!
TA: ii diidn't thiink you'd miind that much
TA: diidn't we become mate2priit'2 becau2e you piitiied me anyway?
CC: UGH
CC: No Sollux, I actually loved you! Does that word make any sense to you?
CC: LOV----E
TA: ii'm 2orry
CC: Too lat---E! I'm through. I've had enough.
CC: Goodbye.
TA: waiit
TA: plea2e
-- [CC] committed suicide! --
TA: feferii...
CG: WHO'S THE TACTLESS BITCH NOW, BITCH?
TA: you know what kk
TA: you're ab2olutely riight
CG: HEY WAIT
CG: I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN THAT
-- [TA] committed suicide! --
CG: AAAAAAAAAAA
CA: noooooo sollux
AG: ?
CA: i mean
CA: nooooo feferi
-- [CA] committed suicide! --
GA: This Is All A Bit Overwhelming
CG: KANAYA, NOT YOU TOO. COME ON.
GA: My Apologies
GA: Will You Give Me Leave
CG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CG: I'M THE FUCKIEST MOIRAIL EVER.
GA: No You Were The Best
GA: Goodbye
CG: See you around...
-- [GA] committed suicide! --
AG: EVERY8ODY ST8P.
AG: Wh8t the hell just happened????????
CG: YOU KILLED TAVROS AND EVERYONE BEGAN OFFING THEMSELVES. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
AG: You still don't g8t it do you?
AG: I killed him so he could asc8nd to the god tiers!
CG: THAT REEKS OF BULLSHIT BUT OK.
AG: 8ut it looks like someone didn't pl8 their part!
AG: I know you're h8re so come out!
AA: 0_0
AG: So what's the deal? Why didn't you do it?
AA: i was c0ntemplating it.
AA: but in my newly acquired state of life, i s0ught to break free by d0ing n0thing.
AA: and s0 it seems i have 0nce again d00med us all thr0ugh my passiveness.
AA: i'm s0rry.
AG: Rew8nd already! We c8n fix this!
AA: and d00m myself in the pr0cess? i'm thr0ugh with that s0rt 0f thing.
AA: i am taking an individualistic c0urse 0f acti0n and i expect y0u t0 f0ll0w.
AG: 8888888888888888888888888888
-- [AA] committed suicide! --
CG: WELL, WASN'T THAT SHORT LIVED.
AG: stupidstupiddumbihateyouihateyou
CG: IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU'RE SHITTING BRICKS OVER EVERYONE BEING DEAD WHILE THE SENSATION FEELS NUMB TO ME AT BEST.
CG: IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MURDERED THEM OR BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY DECIDED TO OFF MYSELF?
AG: f8ck you karkat!
AG: I only made one mist8ke and then they just got suicidal!
CG: GAMZEE?
TC: nAh I'm GoOd
CG: IN ANY CASE, I FIND IT LAUGHABLE THAT YOU'RE STILL PRETENDING NOT TO BLAME YOURSELF FOR ALL OF THIS.
AG: Ok8, fine, you got me. You've successfully trolled me. H8ppy now????????
CG: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, REALLY.
CG: ALTHOUGH I CAN GUESS THAT YOU'RE GONNA LIVE ON FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
CG: JUST TO KEEP OUR LEGACIES ALIVE.
AG: im n8t l8st8n8ng
CG: I GUESS I KIND OF ADMIRE YOU.
AG: w8 dont go
CG: LOOK, YOU'RE STRONGER THAN ME. I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH HORSE SHIT.
CG: SEE YOU AROUND.
-- [CG] committed suicide! --
AG: fuck8ss :::
TC: ...
AG: Gamzee?
TC: PeEr PrEsSuRe MoThErFuCkEr.
-- [TC] committed suicide! --

This is pretty much definition of this.

Can someone explain to me how I clicked this link to TVtropes and somehow got to reading a horrible fan-fiction about Human/Vampire/Pandabear sex?

All trope voyages end in Human/Vampire/Pandabear sex fanfictiosn.

It's like the Trolsim's pilgrimage to Trecca.

@Mute: Seconded, also a potential writer if you need it, I can write completly messed up characters or completly happy comedic characters.

Kinda no middle for me though.

[Karijou]

also at some point we should do some kind of horrifying collab wherein all the alt-kids meet. What is that, sixteen kids, all interacting...?

I really like this idea. I'd partake if more writers are needed. It would also make a good RP....

Thirding! Lucien, you probably already know the ones I could write for. But yeah, all sixteen of the main AU+Normal!kids would be fun as heck to write/play. (The trolls would... not be ideal, unless we had a lot more people, because h-holy crap going from 16 to 272... sob. ;_; )

[Embargo]

Hobbes, the stuffed tiger of that blonde kid, never heard of them?

Oh, that hobbes. I thought he was an IRL person based on someone's post in a gen chat thread.
No first hand experience. Sorry.

@Arms: That is a grubfic I am empathically 0k with. You even went so far as to justify both their lackings in baby hate.

In the realm of IRL crossovers:

Homestuck meets Sophocles

show spoiler

hide spoiler

CG: OKAY, SO
CG: I KNOW WE HAD A STRICT NO-MEMO POLICY HERE
CG: BUT THIS IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT SO PAY ATTENTION.
CG: TAVROS IS DEAD.
TC:
AC: C > Oh noooo!
CA: wwhat the fuck
GA: What The Hell Happened
AG: :::
TA: oh don't giive u2 that crap vrii2ka
TA: ii bet you're the one who kiiled hiim iin the fiir2t place
AG: Bl8h bl8h!
CC: T) (is is no time for pointing the FING----ER!
CG: FISHWOMAN IS CORRECT. LET'S KEEP IT REAL HERE.
CG: EVEN WORSE, I FOUND TEREZI'S CORPSE RIGHT NEXT TO TAVROS'.
CG: SEEMS LIKE SHE COMMITTED SUICIDE.
AG: W8 what?
AC: C > *Nepeta is confident in the pouncellor's survival*
CG: ACTUALLY NO, SHE'S DEAD AS A LOAD GAPER.
TA: kk have 2ome tact for fuck2 2ake
CG: LOOK, I'M SHAKING ALL OVER AS I TYPE THIS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN GO HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN. I'M THE FEARLESS LEADER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
AC: C > What about me?
CG: ACTUALLY SURE GO AHEAD.
AC: C > *the kitty is griefstruck by her great leader's passing!*
AC: C > *she may not be able to go on without her!*
CG: NO WAIT, STOP THAT.
AC: C > I you karkles...
-- [AC] committed suicide! --
CG: AFGSFDASFGAS
TA: now look what you've done, 2tupiid.
CG: SHUT YOUR WHORE CHUTE.
CT: D--> N-nepeta!
CG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
CT: D--> I've failed her. This will not do.
CT: D--> I'm an utter failure. A disgrace to you all!
CT: D--> ...anyone have a towel?
GA: Im Afraid Weve Run Out
-- [CT] committed suicide! --
CA: is there evven anyone here wwith a sound state of mind
CG: I DOUBT ANYONE HERE EVEN CARES ABOUT HIM SO I GUESS WE'RE COOL.
AG: I c8re!
CG: SHUT YOUR FACE.
TA: ii2 that all?
TC: i'M tHrOwInG a HoRn PiLe TiCkEt SaLe, My BrOtHeRs
CG: HOLD YOUR RECENTLY DISEASED HORSES FOR JUST A SECOND.
CG: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE IS A SILVER LINING TO ALL OF THIS.
TA: aradiia liive2?
CC: WOW!
AG: 888
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT.
TA: you alway2 have your head too far up your nook two notice what'2 goiing on around you.
CG: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR THINKING I'D FOUND SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.
TA: whatever.
TA: iin any ca2e ii'm glad two have my mate2priit back.
CC: W) (AT?!
TA: oh 2hiit.
TA: 2orry, ii 2hould've told you.
CC: how could you do this 8(
CC: I trusted you sollux!
TA: ii diidn't thiink you'd miind that much
TA: diidn't we become mate2priit'2 becau2e you piitiied me anyway?
CC: UGH
CC: No Sollux, I actually loved you! Does that word make any sense to you?
CC: LOV----E
TA: ii'm 2orry
CC: Too lat---E! I'm through. I've had enough.
CC: Goodbye.
TA: waiit
TA: plea2e
-- [CC] committed suicide! --
TA: feferii...
CG: WHO'S THE TACTLESS BITCH NOW, BITCH?
TA: you know what kk
TA: you're ab2olutely riight
CG: HEY WAIT
CG: I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN THAT
-- [TA] committed suicide! --
CG: AAAAAAAAAAA
CA: noooooo sollux
AG: ?
CA: i mean
CA: nooooo feferi
-- [CA] committed suicide! --
GA: This Is All A Bit Overwhelming
CG: KANAYA, NOT YOU TOO. COME ON.
GA: My Apologies
GA: Will You Give Me Leave
CG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CG: I'M THE FUCKIEST MOIRAIL EVER.
GA: No You Were The Best
GA: Goodbye
CG: See you around...
-- [GA] committed suicide! --
AG: EVERY8ODY ST8P.
AG: Wh8t the hell just happened????????
CG: YOU KILLED TAVROS AND EVERYONE BEGAN OFFING THEMSELVES. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
AG: You still don't g8t it do you?
AG: I killed him so he could asc8nd to the god tiers!
CG: THAT REEKS OF BULLSHIT BUT OK.
AG: 8ut it looks like someone didn't pl8 their part!
AG: I know you're h8re so come out!
AA: 0_0
AG: So what's the deal? Why didn't you do it?
AA: i was c0ntemplating it.
AA: but in my newly acquired state of life, i s0ught to break free by d0ing n0thing.
AA: and s0 it seems i have 0nce again d00med us all thr0ugh my passiveness.
AA: i'm s0rry.
AG: Rew8nd already! We c8n fix this!
AA: and d00m myself in the pr0cess? i'm thr0ugh with that s0rt 0f thing.
AA: i am taking an individualistic c0urse 0f acti0n and i expect y0u t0 f0ll0w.
AG: 8888888888888888888888888888
-- [AA] committed suicide! --
CG: WELL, WASN'T THAT SHORT LIVED.
AG: stupidstupiddumbihateyouihateyou
CG: IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU'RE SHITTING BRICKS OVER EVERYONE BEING DEAD WHILE THE SENSATION FEELS NUMB TO ME AT BEST.
CG: IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MURDERED THEM OR BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY DECIDED TO OFF MYSELF?
AG: f8ck you karkat!
AG: I only made one mist8ke and then they just got suicidal!
CG: GAMZEE?
TC: nAh I'm GoOd
CG: IN ANY CASE, I FIND IT LAUGHABLE THAT YOU'RE STILL PRETENDING NOT TO BLAME YOURSELF FOR ALL OF THIS.
AG: Ok8, fine, you got me. You've successfully trolled me. H8ppy now????????
CG: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, REALLY.
CG: ALTHOUGH I CAN GUESS THAT YOU'RE GONNA LIVE ON FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
CG: JUST TO KEEP OUR LEGACIES ALIVE.
AG: im n8t l8st8n8ng
CG: I GUESS I KIND OF ADMIRE YOU.
AG: w8 dont go
CG: LOOK, YOU'RE STRONGER THAN ME. I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH HORSE SHIT.
CG: SEE YOU AROUND.
-- [CG] committed suicide! --
AG: fuck8ss :::
TC: ...
AG: Gamzee?
TC: PeEr PrEsSuRe MoThErFuCkEr.
-- [TC] committed suicide! --

Win.

Win.

Just win.

This inspired me to try my hand at writting some fanfiction, not that I haven't written fanfiction before.

[horosphere]

Okay, so... is "characters from some other story play a dysfunctional game of Sburb" a thing now? If so then... I kinda had to do this.

a hellish crossover

I gotta know who the second two characters were here. They read kind of like Terumi and Noel from BlazBlue, but I kind of doubt that's who they're supposed to be!

Yeah, I'm afraid not! The main two were from Disgaea, of course, while the other two were major protagonists from other games made by the same company. I was hoping someone else who nerds out over NIS's games would read it and guess who they were, but apparently not.

And yes, the jerk with gray text really is a "good guy". Good ol' NIS.

[Nexev]

The green one is the chick who is paired with Ashe right?

Is Flay going to show up? He was awesome.

[DragonNinjaAri]

@sarasvati: You remain one of my FAVORITE Dave/Jade writers, I think your fanfiction was actually some of the first I read. This was great and cute and I just adored everything about it, especially the giant misunderstandings and the ^^

[Stormrunner]

Alright this is my first fanfiction for Homestuck. I am not a writer (which, you will more then likely be able to tell), so I apologize ahead of time for paragraph and comma errors. I also apologize for writing badly XD. (Dammit Jim I'm an artist not a writer! Then why are you doing this!!)
Umm, yeah I guess that is it.
This is a fanfiction that is based on something that COULD (but probably won't) happen.
Tavros may seem a bit out of character but I hope where I put that it makes sense.

May have missed some color formatting so I hope it is easy to read.

Responsibility

Warning for blood

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Terezi growled under her breath. It wasn't long ago she came here feeling sorry for herself about causing the death of Dave – alternate timeline or not- and now, here she was looking over the chocolatey scented body of Tavros.
The sound of bone and body smashing against the platform had surprised her. She was so distracted she didn't even smell him coming. He was dead, and considering where he fell from, she knew who was responsible.
Was it not enough Vriska had paralyzed him, or that she tormented him every chance she got? Undoubtedly not, death was always the solution to her it seemed. First Aradia and now Tavros.
Terezi felt ready to vomit. The sickening sweet scent was becoming too much. There were so few of them left as it was, and now they were down to ten.
To her it was a matter of go and warn someone, or face Vriska alone. She turned toward the teleporter as she made her decision. She jumped as it was disintegrated in front of her.

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Vriska frowned as she descended the dark pit from her area of the lab. This wasn't in her plan, but those plans had changed.
As she reached the platform below she noticed someone was afoot. That someone was leaving – well, she couldn't have that could she?
Vriska rolled the dice in the hopes of an attack to take out the telporter. As luck would have it, it rolled the perfect numbers for a lightning attack. She could only smirk as bits of teleporter flew everywhere.
It wasn't as if Terezi would need it anytime soon.
Vriska landed and changed into her normal clothes, no sense getting her god clothes dirty. She threw her hair back behind her shoulders as it flared out behind her before walking toward Tavros' corpse. He was in a worse state then she imagined.
Oh well, might as well get what needed done started.
She frowned in exasperation as she was drubbed on the back of the head by Terezi's cane.
"Step off, this doesn't concern you!!!!!!!!" She pushed the other girl as she said this, expecting Terezi to regain her balance. But, Terezi fell off of the platform instead.
"Sh8t." Damn blind girls, not seeing where they were going and falling. She didn't have time for this! She changed back into her god outfit and jumped over the side. The things she did to help these losers.

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Terezi closed her eyes as she fell. Well, this was it, Vriska was obviously taking them out one by one. She should have known she'd be next seeing as she smelled Vriska's latest bit of villainy. It was only a matter of time.
The air was knocked out of her lungs as she was jarred from her fall.
She didn't feel dead, but then again, she didn't know what being dead felt like. She looked up to smell the last person she wanted to see. "1 KN3W 1T! 1'M B31NG TORTUR3D FOR WORK1NG W1TH YOU 1N L1F3!"
Vriska gave her an exasperated and questioned look. "What the hell are you 8a88ling a8out????????!!!!!!!!" Vriska looked around. "Nevermind!!!!!!!! No time for this."
Terezi was jerked forward as Vriska started flying upward. “YOU 4ND YOUR OR4NG3 L3MON YOGURT COSTUM3 4R3 M4K1NG NO S3NS3!”
Vriska snorted. “Look who's talking.”
“YOU SHOULD H4V3 JUST L3T M3 D13 1F TH4T 1S WH4T YOU 4R3 4FT3R. 1 WON'T L3T YOU DO WH4T3V3R YOU 4R3 PL4NN1NG W1THOUT 4 F1GHT!” Terezi started beating Vriska over the top of her head with her cane.
Vriska was doing her best not to drop the other girl, they were almost back at the platform. “Gog d8mnit Terezi. F8ck!!!!!!!! St8p th8t!!!!!!!!” Once at the platform she unceremoniously dropped Terezi down in a huff. “Wh8t the f8ck????????!!!!!!!!” She easily wrestled the cane from the blind girl.
“I t8ld you I don't h8ve time f8r this!!!!!!!!” Vriska pushed Terezi down into a sitting position. “Now Staaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!”
Terezi growled. She wasn't some bargwolf lusus pet! She would not be told what to do! She crawled up to her feet only to be pushed down into a sitting position by some invisible force. She looked up to see Vriska holding her dice.
“When I say stay, I mean stay!!!!!!!!”
Terezi could only scowl.

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Vriska rolled her eyes. Now that the Terezi situation was taken care of she could get back to what she was doing. She didn't have time to play games.
Changing back into her normal clothes, she didn't bother moving her hair out of the way before taking out some towels and Tavros' legs. Oh well, no time to worry about the mess she was about to make.
She pulled the robotic legs off of Tavros' body before tossing them off the side of the platform. The lance was then pulled out with a sick pop. She shuddered before wiping it down with one of the towels. She put it to the side.
She picked up Tavros' torso and began to clean the floor under it. What a mess, seriously. By the time she was done an had cleaned up Tavros as well, she was coated in brown blood and feeling a bit ill from the stench, or maybe it was the fact it was Tavros dead at her feet. She didn't really know.
She placed the dismembered legs as close to the torso as she could before wiping her brow. Smearing more blood everywhere. She looked at her hand and cringed. She guessed she had time to clean up before the next step.

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Terezi smelled in horror as Vriska ripped the legs Equius created for Tavros off and threw them over the side like trash. She then cringed as the sound of the lance being removed from the body.
If she couldn't throw up before, she was certain she could now if she was able to move. Right now her body could do nothing but sit and watch.
And watch she did as Vriska cleaned up the area, as well as the dead boy. What in the name of Alternia was she doing, some kind of ritual of the dead? Was this what the spider girl did with the prey she brought to her lusus? The smell was horrible.
Terezi smelled the look of sickness on Vriska's face when she viewed the blood on her hands. Apparently, this was not normal. What was going on?
Vriska cleaned most of the blood off herself before she switched back to her god outfit. Terezi clinched her fist, she realized she was starting to get feeling back in her body.
Terezi gave Vriska a look of confusion when the other girl said “Ar8di8 8etter 8e right, or I will m8ke her p8y!!!!!!!!”
“4R4D14 1S GON3. SH3 BL3W UP.”
Vriska turned “Oh, I see you are a8le to move again. Just in time for the show. If there is a show anyway.”
Terezi cringed as she smelled Vriska lean over and kiss Tavros' corpse.

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Vriska pulled back from the kiss gagging. She started spitting brown blood out of her mouth. Ugh, gross. She would be scrubbing her mouth for weeks.
She looked back at Tavros' corpse. She swore. If this was Aradia's sick idea of a joke........
She put her hands over her eyes as a flash of light engulfed the area.
“Hahahahahahahaha, yessssssss!!!!!!!!”
She looked over to Terezi, undoubtedly the sensory overload was even a bit much for her. The blind girl was standing and covering her nose.
No matter. This is what it was all about.
She smirked as a burst of wind almost knocked her over.

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Terezi couldn't believe what she was smelling. The fresh sent of clean white flowers was too much and she covered her nose. What was going on? Could it be?
She braced herself when the wind threatened to blow her back. She was glad Vriska had planted her where she did, or she would probably have gone over the edge again.
Then it came, the smell of fresh lemons and blueberries. This was impossible. Their dreamselves were dead, this could not be happening.
When Tavros' transformation stopped and his feet touched the ground Terezi wanted to jump for joy. This was amazing! Tavros' was alive and they could could kick Vriska's ass! Waker of the Page of Breath or not, Vriska had gone too far this time. She was sure Tavros' agreed.
She jumped as Vriska walked over and shoved her cane at her. “You are going to need this.”
Terezi raised and eyebrow. That was unexpected.
This did not bode well.

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Tavros looked at his hands. He was alive! And he suddenly knew everything!
He could feel his legs, and a new weight on his back. He turned around swiftly before falling down on his face. Whoops, didn't need to be doing that!
Pushing himself up he flew up before trying the turn again. He had wings! Just like Tinkerbull's! He smiled.
Touching the top of his head he felt his hood, and what was this? A feather?
He almost squealed in delight! Not only could he fly like Pupa Pan and had a feather like him, but he was a fairy too. So cool!
Granted, he had just been dead, but who cared?! He was alive now and wow!
He turned as he heard Vriska cough behind him. “Glad to see you are 8ack with that goofy grin of yours. No need to thank me, thanking people is for losers and gru8s.”
Tavros grinned even bigger before flying over and hugging Vriska.
“H8y Toreador, watch the eyes!!!!!!!! I need those you know.” Vriska was pushing him away, but he had a tight grip on her. He adjusted his head so his horns were not so close to her eyes. “Stupid 8oy skylarks and their stupid fairy wings.”
“i'M ALIVE AND I CAN WALK AND, aND I CAN FLY!” Tavros was absolutely ecstatic.
“Yeah, yeah w8ver.” Vriska gave the best uninterested glare she could. “I take it you know everything????????”
Tavros could not keep the grin off his face. “eVERYTHING!” He laughed as if he was in on some big joke.

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Vriska pushed a stray hair out of her face. Ever the same Toreador, big goofy grin and his stupid cute face. “Then you know what needs to 8e done. :::” Now to see if he had the confidence to back up his new look. She hoped he did, it was important!
“i THINK, i NEED MY LANCE.” Tavros looked around before spotting it and picking it up. “nOT SURE, hOW I FEEL ABOUT, uSING THE SAME LANCE THAT KILLED ME.”
“Don't make me regret 8ringing you 8ack.” This was all Vriska needed, Tavros going back to the same whining, sniveling, loser he was before. After she thought he had all the confidence, all of it! He came after her didn't he?
“nO, i JUST MEAN, tHAT. WELL, iT WAS IN ME. IT IS KIND OF, wEIRD.” Ever the stuttering idiot.
“Alright, then what are you going to do a8out it????????” Vriska was becoming a bit frustrated. She glanced over a Terezi wondering what the girl was thinking. This was probably a bit shocking for her. What Aradia said would come next probably going to be a bit of a shocker as well.
That is if what Aradia said passed.
“wELL, i MADE A LANCE WITH YOUR DICE WHILE WE WERE IN THE SESSION, bUT I NEVER USED IT. I GUESS I COULD USE THAT?” Tavros was not making Vriska feel any better about what was going on.
“i THINK MAYBE, yOU SHOULD LEAVE TOO. I NEED TO DO THIS, oN MY OWN.” Vriska smirked. That was what she liked to hear.

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Terezi could not hear what they were talking about after the initial embrace Tavros gave Vriska. Obviously, he didn't realize the impact of what had just happened.
When Vriska flew off she realized she had her chance. “W3 N33D TO GO 4FT3R H3R B3FOR3 SH3 K1LLS SOM3ON3 3LS3!” When Tavros brought out a lance she had never seen before she grinned. Good, he was listening.
When he flew up slightly, back turned to her she got a chill up her spine.
When he turned and she smelled the large grin and the eyes that came with it, she braced herself for a fight she knew she couldn't win.

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Vriska flew up as fast as she could, but still heard the clanking of Tavros' lance against Terezi's cane. She could only pause she she heard a thud as something hit the platform below her, but she couldn't look down. She knew what happened.
It wouldn't be long before the Seer of Mind joined the God Tier ranks. It was probably hard on Tavros to do this, but in the end he understood it needed to be done. Especially if they wanted to live.
At least he could use his breath powers to revive others to God Tier instead of kissing them. Bluh. Vriska shuddered. And she had to do it again! At least twice more!
Not something she was looking forward to.
She made a note to make sure the next person she killed wasn't going to bleed out of their mouth from a slight kiss on the lips.
Of course, this was not her original plan. The original plan was to be the strongest and fight the Slayer alone. The slayer was hers after all, she created him!
When Aradia interrupted her dream with the vagabond she became pissed off. She was the only one that could become a god, only her! She was to be responsible for everything!
The Maid of Time had informed her that everything was going as it should and that her thanks was in order. Vriska had scoffed at that. What was it with people she hurt thanking her?!
When Aradia had told her that her goading of the Vagabound would only speed up his use of the ring. She had gone ballistic – the dream was suppose to stop him, not make him want to do it more! The Maid had laughed at her frustrations, but told her not to worry. She had reminded Vriska again that everything was going as it should. What a cocky bitch with her time powers.
Aradia then began to explain to her that Vriska was keeping everything in a stable loop, and that she was going to be responsible for keeping that loop stable. Everything was because of the Theif!
Vriska had taken a shot at Aradia with her luck powers only to be stopped in her tracks by the other girl's time stop. Vriska had calmed down at that. She was getting irrational, and doing stupid things.
Aradia had then gone on to explain that even she was god tier because of Vriska. Had Vriska not killed her, had she not made the kid's session Jack Noir so powerful, had he not passed over – the Maid of Time would not exist as she did.
Vriska had listened to this warily.
When the red hooded maid told her she would be responsible for destroying Noir by making everyone else powerful she laughed. She had all the power, and there was no way she was letting anyone else have it. Vriska had sped herself up to the speed of light at that point passing space to get out of Aradia's time grip.
The once dead girl had only shrugged it off, and began to explain that Vriska was the most powerful, if she was responsible for everyone getting the power. Vriska had the power to make or break the future with what she did.
Vriska had calmed down and smirked at that. Of course she did! Who doubted?
However, when Aradia told her she was going to kill Tavros she raged again. After all the effort she put into pushing his buttons so he finally had enough confidence to come after her! No way in the Gog forsaken session was she doing that!
When the maid told her that not everyone could reach god tiers the right way, that there had to be a wrong way to do it. Vriska was good about doing things right the wrong way, was she not?
Vriska had listened to all Aradia had to say after that. Even if some of it was hard to swallow.
She no longer hated Tavros, and he was a pain, but killing him had been off limits. She had not even meant to kill Aradia...well sort of... She could have killed Terezi after all that, but didn't! That should count for something!
After waking up, she went about everything the way she had originally planned. Going out, messing with Tavros' head before the battle. Showing him his legs, that was great fun!
She was going to ignore what dream Aradia had said, it was a dream after all. Maybe a nightmare. But at the last minute she sidestepped Tavros' attack and put on the face she used when she had to kill all those trolls for her lusus' meals.
She had pretended Tavros was just another troll, one she didn't know well at all. Just another bit of food. She had slapped him to turn his face from her so she couldn't see it, then pulled his lance from him before giving the killing blow and dumping him over the edge as if she was feeding him to her lusus.
She shuddered thinking about it before shaking it off. It was over and done, and everything was fine.
She needed to speak to John before confronting the Prince of Hope. She needed to make sure he was still getting stronger. The only one that would be stronger then her.
She smirked. But even then, she was responsible for his rise to power.

[horosphere]

The green one is the chick who is paired with Ashe right?

Is Flay going to show up? He was awesome.

From Phantom Brave, yep. The canonical color association probably made that pretty easy, heh. And Flay is from a game that NIS only localized/published, I think? Wasn't going to get into those. Don't know if I'll write more anyway, didn't seem to get as much interest as other "characters from somewhere else play Sburb" stories have... *shrug*

[Metaflare]

The green one is the chick who is paired with Ashe right?

Is Flay going to show up? He was awesome.

From Phantom Brave, yep. The canonical color association probably made that pretty easy, heh. And Flay is from a game that NIS only localized/published, I think? Wasn't going to get into those. Don't know if I'll write more anyway, didn't seem to get as much interest as other "characters from somewhere else play Sburb" stories have... *shrug*

i think its because, other than disgaea, NIS games aren't really as well known

[lucidSeraph]

also at some point we should do some kind of horrifying collab wherein all the alt-kids meet. What is that, sixteen kids, all interacting...?

I really like this idea. I'd partake if more writers are needed. It would also make a good RP....

Thirding! Lucien, you probably already know the ones I could write for. But yeah, all sixteen of the main AU+Normal!kids would be fun as heck to write/play. (The trolls would... not be ideal, unless we had a lot more people, because h-holy crap going from 16 to 272... sob. ;_; )

... 272 is larger than most LJ RPs, dude. The sheer number of players we'd need, even with doubling... o_O;;;

[Kassiopeia]

I guess you could account for the fact that some bloodswaps are not as interesting as others, really. I doubt swapping Vriska and Equius, or Terezi and Nepeta, would really make much difference to their personalities. If you went with five or six basic categories (Mutant, Yellow/Brown, Green, Blue, Indigo, Magenta) you'd be down to 72 trolls + 16 kids, which is a slightly more manageable number.

[apocalypticCritic]

I'm currently taking part in a roleplay that has something like 30 active handlers and, at the beginning, something like 250 characters. Except something like twenty characters get killed off every month. So yeah.

[mutecebu]

I guess you could account for the fact that some bloodswaps are not as interesting as others, really. I doubt swapping Vriska and Equius, or Terezi and Nepeta, would really make much difference to their personalities. If you went with five or six basic categories (Mutant, Yellow/Brown, Green, Blue, Indigo, Magenta) you'd be down to 72 trolls + 16 kids, which is a slightly more manageable number.

...except for the fact that it's still insane. I mean, it definitely could work, but it might not be worth it. 16 kids sounds ambitious enough. If this is actually happening, and if you wanted to include alt. trolls, I'd try to limit it to 4 sets of trolls, but I digress.

Oh, and BTW, I followed Seraph's links. Red Dead Virgo was real fun.

And for some reason, I want to see Rose Harley raised by an omnipotent Panda.

EDIT: in the interest of science, I documented the number of google hits for "raised by a X". The results surprised me (spoilered for irrelevant)

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Raised by a dog: 1.9 million
Raised by a cat: 1 million
Raised by a wolf: 350K (huh, despite Romulus and Remus)
Raised by a tiger: 150K
Raised by a dinosaur: 55K
Raised by a panda: 14K
Raised by a bear: 7K
Raised by a squirrel: exactly 1 (come on, people, get your act together!)

...I could see Jade being raised by a squirrel...

[NotAPumpkin]

Okay, so... is "characters from some other story play a dysfunctional game of Sburb" a thing now? If so then... I kinda had to do this.

a hellish crossover

I gotta know who the second two characters were here. They read kind of like Terumi and Noel from BlazBlue, but I kind of doubt that's who they're supposed to be!

Yeah, I'm afraid not! The main two were from Disgaea, of course, while the other two were major protagonists from other games made by the same company. I was hoping someone else who nerds out over NIS's games would read it and guess who they were, but apparently not.

And yes, the jerk with gray text really is a "good guy". Good ol' NIS.

I am about 90% sure I know who the jerk with the gray text is, and I love that guy! Even though he ate all the hotpods.

ALSO HI I AM A RETIRED LURKER.

You guys are so awesome. I am literally in awe.

I'm not very confident at writing fics, but if I am ever happy with something I wrote, I will post it here!

[Metaflare]

HEY GUYS

GUESS WHAT

I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS

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"Aaaaand the power went out. Great." Maya sighed. It was bad enough that she had limited technological access in Kurain in the first place. Now she was hoping Gumshoe could get things going on his own before the meteor hanging over her manor could crush everything.

Up until now, everything was going almost exactly as planned. The familiar voice in her head has guided her correctly so far, but it seemed to currently be sleeping. She guessed she was on her own for the time being.

Suddenly, a loud thump sounded from somewhere else in the manor. Maya quickly ran to the source of the noise, and discovered a large, white machine with a tube sticking up from it was placed inside the summoning room. The placing of the machine also seemed to have knocked loose quite a few of the decorations around the room, making the place look like quite a mess.

"Gumshooooeee..." She growled. Two more thumps came from the main hall right outside. She peeked out of the room to find a large, circular machine and a thin, tall one. Going by what the voice told her, they were the cruxtruder, alchemiter, and totem lathe; tools needed in order to get into the game.

The summoner knew of one more step to get into Sburb, and that was to open the cruxtruder.

...Somehow.

She examined the machine up close; it looked like the top could come off somehow. But it would need something heavy to do so.

Before Maya could react, however, a toilet suddenly dropped down on top of the machine, and suddenly her vision was filled with bright purple. Not expecting this, the spirit summoner reacted in the best way she knew how: throwing the nearest object she could get her hands on at it.

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CANDLESPRITE: ffffffoooooofffooofooooo
MAYA: ...
CANDLESPRITE: foooooooofoooffffooofoofffffff
MAYA: ...please dont kill me ;~;
CANDLESPRITE: .............
MAYA: ...uh
CANDLESPRITE: FFFFWOOSH
MAYA: ACK
CANDLESPRITE: fooofooofoofooo
MAYA: youre laughing at me arent you?

Finally, the lights outside the summoning room came back on. "Woo! Time to see what in the world is going on!" Maya sprinted to her room to check in on Gumshoe, Candlesprite closely floating behind her.

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HATE WRITING NON DIALOUGE

[Tybian Sothoth]

HATE WRITING NON DIALOUGE

Haha, it was still cool

I like it so far :O

[sarasvati]

@sarasvati: You remain one of my FAVORITE Dave/Jade writers, I think your fanfiction was actually some of the first I read. This was great and cute and I just adored everything about it, especially the giant misunderstandings and the ^^

oh wow, thank you, that is really flattering!

[egregiousBass]

by the way they dance

YES! YES!

This contains none of the things that make me Anti-ship this pairing. I think this is the first (subjectively) realistic take I've read on their chemistry. So it's not like that Kate Beaton comic.

Dubious self-promotion notwithstanding, would you mind looking at this thing I wrote a while ago? It has the same formula of everything's chill -> sudden upsetness -> reconciliation so I'd like to hear your thoughts on it. If you don't mind P:

Win.

Win.

Just win.

This inspired me to try my hand at writting some fanfiction, not that I haven't written fanfiction before.

Glad to hear it =P
Maybe I should stay away from actual serious tragedy...

Also this is for Kass.

[QuetzaDrake]

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I'm gonna end up doing two of these a day i bet

Courtstuck-4

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-- burgerSpirit [BS] began pestering ladiesMan [LM] --
BS: uh
BS: hi larry
BS: would you like to play a game?
LM: i no u?
BS: larry its me
BS: maya :|
LM: ...oooo ya nicks gf rite
BS: no im not aaargh we go through this every time
LM: lol calm down grl
LM: so wts this bout a game
BS: i got a game for you to play
BS: it
BS: it lets you meet chicks yeah
LM: orly
BS: franziska will be playing
LM: franzy???
LM: sign me up

burgerSpirits [BS] sent Sburb client.EXE
burgerSpirits [BS] sent Sburb server.EXE

BS: ill get back to you with instructions ok?
LM: k lol
-- burgerSpirits [BS] ceased pestering ladiesMan [LM] --

Spiritlog

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??: I believe it is time to start the game.
MAYA: wait what
MAYA: but edgy and franz need to get the stuff!!!
??: Don't worry, they'll recieve their games in due time.
??: But i'm sure you don't want to be flattened by a meteor.
MAYA: uhhh
MAYA: point taken

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-- burgerSpirits [BS] began pestering takeThat [TT] --
BS: ok nick is the game all set up yet
TT: Sorry Maya, I've been having computer troubles ever since we last talked.
BS: WHAT
BS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TT: Wow, this must be a really good game if you want to play it that badly.
BS: I DONT WANNA BE CRUSHED BY A METEOR ;-;
TT: Is that the premise of the game?
BS: kdsjbl,bslvzlbrkvbelwbuvwvnlsdnwilan,zev
TT: Uhhh...
-- burgerSpirits [BS] ceased pestering takeThat [TT] --

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-- burgerSpirits [BS] began pestering aceDetective [AD] --
BS: GUMSHOEHELP
A woah whats the rush
BS: is your game ready please tell me its ready
A uhh yeah
A but it keeps telling me i need to connect to another player :\
A tell me next time if its a multeplayer game
BS: ok you see a box to put in a name for your client player
A uhh
A oh yeah!
BS: ok put in my screenname hurry!
A uhh
A there!
-- burgerSpirits [BS] has been disconnected --
A i didnt do it!

oh god gumshoe what did you do.

*is praying for a Godot appearance*

As awesome as that'd be, I'm trying to keep in canon here. No coffee addicts I'm afraid.

What if... Godot gets one phone call in jail, and that phone call is from a cellphone, a cellphone with internet access.

And with said internet accsess he manages to download the game and enter his session through his cell?

It was kind of implied that he died, however.

So unless Maya channels him, it's like impossible.

What what what what.

Noooooo, he did not die. He merely... well, he went to jail, I'll just say that. That's all. He certainly did not die, at least not as quickly as before Phoenix lost his license and stopped hanging out with Maya in Apollo Justice's backstory.

Although, that makes me question, where's Pearl in this story?

It's implied bro.

Let me get the info.

I'm an Ace AttorneyTard and a huge Godot fan. I don't want to believe it either, but I doubt that he's alive.

I am also a huge Ace Attorney tard and a huge Godot fan and I am pretty sure he did not die! I mean, MAYBE he was put on death row or something but unless he committed suicide (which is rather doubtful from the ending of PW3) I am fairly sure he is still alive but in prison! Maybe you are misconstruing metaphor/symbolism/whatever for actual death? He puts his coma akin to him "dying" and him coming back from the dead to get 'revenge' on Phoenix and stuff.

HEY GUYS

GUESS WHAT

I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS

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"Aaaaand the power went out. Great." Maya sighed. It was bad enough that she had limited technological access in Kurain in the first place. Now she was hoping Gumshoe could get things going on his own before the meteor hanging over her manor could crush everything.

Up until now, everything was going almost exactly as planned. The familiar voice in her head has guided her correctly so far, but it seemed to currently be sleeping. She guessed she was on her own for the time being.

Suddenly, a loud thump sounded from somewhere else in the manor. Maya quickly ran to the source of the noise, and discovered a large, white machine with a tube sticking up from it was placed inside the summoning room. The placing of the machine also seemed to have knocked loose quite a few of the decorations around the room, making the place look like quite a mess.

"Gumshooooeee..." She growled. Two more thumps came from the main hall right outside. She peeked out of the room to find a large, circular machine and a thin, tall one. Going by what the voice told her, they were the cruxtruder, alchemiter, and totem lathe; tools needed in order to get into the game.

The summoner knew of one more step to get into Sburb, and that was to open the cruxtruder.

...Somehow.

She examined the machine up close; it looked like the top could come off somehow. But it would need something heavy to do so.

Before Maya could react, however, a toilet suddenly dropped down on top of the machine, and suddenly her vision was filled with bright purple. Not expecting this, the spirit summoner reacted in the best way she knew how: throwing the nearest object she could get her hands on at it.

Open Spritelog

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CANDLESPRITE: ffffffoooooofffooofooooo
MAYA: ...
CANDLESPRITE: foooooooofoooffffooofoofffffff
MAYA: ...please dont kill me ;~;
CANDLESPRITE: .............
MAYA: ...uh
CANDLESPRITE: FFFFWOOSH
MAYA: ACK
CANDLESPRITE: fooofooofoofooo
MAYA: youre laughing at me arent you?

Finally, the lights outside the summoning room came back on. "Woo! Time to see what in the world is going on!" Maya sprinted to her room to check in on Gumshoe, Candlesprite closely floating behind her.

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Hah, a candle. That's interesting, I'd like to see what that would even look like in the Medium.

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I am also a huge Ace Attorney tard and a huge Godot fan and I am pretty sure he did not die! I mean, MAYBE he was put on death row or something but unless he committed suicide (which is rather doubtful from the ending of PW3) I am fairly sure he is still alive but in prison! Maybe you are misconstruing metaphor/symbolism/whatever for actual death? He puts his coma akin to him "dying" and him coming back from the dead to get 'revenge' on Phoenix and stuff.

Isn't it stated in Turnabout Whatever-the-one-with-Daemon-Gant-was-called that people convicted of murder get capital punishment? And also, Manfred clearly got executed by the time JFA begins.

I loves me some Godot too, mind you.

Also FWOOOFWOO. That's actually exactly the onomatopeia I'd give a candle.