Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent

[Spenny1515]

Is it possible to marry an album, guys?

This is a Homestuck fandom. Anything is possible. Except of course having a discussion that doesn't turn into a Vriska hate fest CUZ SHES SUCH A BLUH BLUH HUGE-- no I reall don't care.
But don't forget the prenup
Those albums are notorious golddiggers.

[PopeRichardCorey]

I was locked out of my apartment all day because my gun broke in the door and I need to get it replaced so I was lucky I had copied the album to my SD card before I left.

This is why forum-goers should not be permitted to double wield door-buster pistols

[awsgames]

Pretty good album. I was locked out of my apartment all day because my gun broke in the door and I need to get it replaced so I was lucky I had copied the album to my SD card before I left. So it's kind of ingrained in my brain now, I certainly over-listened it. Love the first 3 songs. Love Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E). Love 3 In The Morning (Pianokind). Like a few of the others.

I was really really REALLY hoping [S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! would have been on this album, but I guess I'll just have to wait until the next one.

That song was on album 5. It was called Sunslammer.

EDIT: Well shit.

[Brickman]

I'm not seeing enough love for Gaia Queen, which in my opinion is the most awesome song on here. Easily. It'll never fit in a flash though. Megalovania, Horchestra, Heir Transparent, and 3 In The Morning (Pianokind) are also quite awesome, and it's easy to forget that Frost and Umbral Ultimatum are awesome since they're not new. I didn't actually care for most of the ones with different styles or most of the silly ones except Gamebro (which I can't even make it through the intro without bursting into laughter), though Elevatorstuck and Squidissention each got more than one laugh out of me and the latter's actually pretty cool. I cannot stand the Nic Cage Song though.

I really want to play the type of videogame that could pull off the first minute of Heir Transparent. I'm picturing a super-retro platformer with a giant happyface computer helping you by dropping the necessary blocks for you to stand on and push as you go.

[PureQuestion]

Pretty good album. I was locked out of my apartment all day because my gun broke in the door and I need to get it replaced so I was lucky I had copied the album to my SD card before I left. So it's kind of ingrained in my brain now, I certainly over-listened it. Love the first 3 songs. Love Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E). Love 3 In The Morning (Pianokind). Like a few of the others.

I was really really REALLY hoping [S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! would have been on this album, but I guess I'll just have to wait until the next one.

That song was on album 5. It was called Sunslammer.

EDIT: Well shit.

I thought we were done with that. I guess I was wrong.

[The Pig King]

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

[Constonks]

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to blow up your computer.

It is the devil.

[Spenny1515]

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

Win
Fail apple
Use WMP

[Alyss]

On the cover for the new album, the way John's hands are positioned, my mind just places turntables there.

Thank you, Andrew Hussie. For giving me the most beautiful mental image ever.

[Spellman]

I was locked out of my apartment all day because my gun broke in the door and I need to get it replaced so I was lucky I had copied the album to my SD card before I left.

This is why forum-goers should not be permitted to double wield door-buster pistols

I just can't handle the responsibility.

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

Win
Fail apple
Use WMP

I'll raise you a Winamp.

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[Skyrius]

THAT ELEVATOR SONG. THAT NEEDS TO BE THE ELEVATOR SONG OF EVERY ELEVATOR OF EVERY UNIVERSE THAT EVER EXISTED OR WILL EXIST. *__*

[Spenny1515]

THAT ELEVATOR SONG. THAT NEEDS TO BE THE ELEVATOR SONG OF EVERY ELEVATOR OF EVERY UNIVERSE THAT EVER EXISTED OR WILL EXIST. *__*

Seconded

[aviansGuidance]

I was locked out of my apartment all day because my gun broke in the door and I need to get it replaced so I was lucky I had copied the album to my SD card before I left.

This is why forum-goers should not be permitted to double wield door-buster pistols

I just can't handle the responsibility.

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

Win
Fail apple
Use WMP

I'll raise you a Winamp.

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woah hi spellman

/riddle

EDIT: Sorry for quick off-topic post, back to the discussion!

[Kadaashi]

Can't stop listening to Tribal Ebonpyre.

This is...not a problem.

[okniwy]

Ummm, back at volume 5, I wrote lyrics for Sunsetter.

I now return with a new bit of work:

Tribal Ebonpyre
a duet between Dave and Terezi based on pages 4674 through 4679
Note: Dave with the flute-y thing, Terezi with the xylophone,
future dave with the harmonica-y thing

Crocodiles:
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo HOO

Dave:
What the fuck was the point of this again
jegus christ
What a mess
what a damn fine mess
that ive got myself here
i shouldnt have gone and trust that damn troll
oh my gog
now they are pestering me

Dave:
why the hell would you set me up
jegus no
dont say it
i swear to gog
lets just get to the point here
Terezi:
H3Y TH3R3 D4V3, COULDNT H3LP BUT NOT1C3
BUT TH4T SM3LL, COULD 1T B3 YOU'R3 CRY1NG?
TOLD YOU BRO, TOLD YOU BOUT TH3 T34RS NOW
OK4Y F1N3, NOW DRY THOS3 SORRY 3Y3S D4V3

Dave:
I'm not crying it's the fucking onions
now excuse me
as i get out of this pail
Terezi:
YOUR TOO COOL, JUST TO FLO4T TH3R3 SOBB1NG
TH4TS SO L4M3, ON1ONS COULDNT DO TH4T
H3Y BUT ST1LL, NOW YOUR CONSORTS LOV3 YOU
OH MY GOG, H3S R1GHT TH4T 1S SO L3WD

Future Dave:
Now i am here
in the past
to give myself a thumbs up
if i could just
not do this
but thats how dead daves start to pile up
so lets go

Dave:
oh for the love of, now im all wet
just great
well theres no use
i guess ill change
i hope you dont like black
because honestly terezi
the whole smelling thing
is just kind of weird

Dave:
You told me your name by the way
and hey
its been fun
but i gotta run
ill see you in never
Terezi:
JUST ON3 S3C, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N4M3
OH Th4TS R1GHT, GL4D YOU D1DNT FORG3T
DONT YOU QU1T, TH1NGS H4V3 TO GO TH1S W4Y
NOW JUST W41T, B3C4US3 1 H4V3 4 PL4N

Dave:
i doubt that you can make me
yeah right
oh fuck it there i am
Terezi:
1F 1 C4N, G3T 4 FUTUR3 YOU TO
G1V3 THUMBS UP, W1ll YOU L3T M3 H3LP YOU?
SO NOW D4V3, WH4T W1LL B3 YOUR 4NSW3R?

Dave: sup
Future Dave: sup
Dave: okay im in

Could it be that it is good?

[mentosman8]

In case you guys haven't gotten enough praise, this album is great. Don't think there's a single song I haven't listened to several times.(well, except Frost and Umbral Ultimatum just because I've listened to them so much alreadyXD) Songs keep popping to mind to call out how good they are, but if I start down that road I'm just going to write the whole tracklist out. I can't even just mention a couple songs because then I want to go through all the non-known ones, which would take me forever to write out. Just everything start to finish was great, I think I know every song by name already because every one that came on my reaction was "OH! GOOD SONG! What's the name of this one?" I will say it was awesome to hear the full version of Gaia Queen(been waiting for that since the snip went on FB), the non-remixed version of Courser, and proof that Doctor remixes can still be awesome from Heir Transparent though!

[NoxRosa]

First, appending another praise to the music team for a job well done!

I haven't listened to this song yet, but it freaked me out that the song image for "Blackest Heart" is Gamzee......

[The Pig King]

Ummm, back at volume 5, I wrote lyrics for Sunsetter.

I now return with a new bit of work:

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Tribal Ebonpyre
a duet between Dave and Terezi based on pages 4674 through 4679
Note: Dave with the flute-y thing, Terezi with the xylophone,
future dave with the harmonica-y thing

Crocodiles:
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
Hey Ho Hey aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo aNakaNak
HeyHoHeyHoHeyHo HOO

Dave:
What the fuck was the point of this again
jegus christ
What a mess
what a damn fine mess
that ive got myself here
i shouldnt have gone and trust that damn troll
oh my gog
now they are pestering me

Dave:
why the hell would you set me up
jegus no
dont say it
i swear to gog
lets just get to the point here
Terezi:
H3Y TH3R3 D4V3, COULDNT H3LP BUT NOT1C3
BUT TH4T SM3LL, COULD 1T B3 YOU'R3 CRY1NG?
TOLD YOU BRO, TOLD YOU BOUT TH3 T34RS NOW
OK4Y F1N3, NOW DRY THOS3 SORRY 3Y3S D4V3

Dave:
I'm not crying it's the fucking onions
now excuse me
as i get out of this pail
Terezi:
YOUR TOO COOL, JUST TO FLO4T TH3R3 SOBB1NG
TH4TS SO L4M3, ON1ONS COULDNT DO TH4T
H3Y BUT ST1LL, NOW YOUR CONSORTS LOV3 YOU
OH MY GOG, H3S R1GHT TH4T 1S SO L3WD

Future Dave:
Now i am here
in the past
to give myself a thumbs up
if i could just
not do this
but thats how dead daves start to pile up
so lets go

Dave:
oh for the love of, now im all wet
just great
well theres no use
i guess ill change
i hope you dont like black
because honestly terezi
the whole smelling thing
is just kind of weird

Dave:
You told me your name by the way
and hey
its been fun
but i gotta run
ill see you in never
Terezi:
JUST ON3 S3C, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N4M3
OH Th4TS R1GHT, GL4D YOU D1DNT FORG3T
DONT YOU QU1T, TH1NG H4V3 TO GO TH1S W4Y
NOW JUST W41T, B3C4US3 1 H4V3 4 PL4N

Dave:
i doubt that you can make me
yeah right
oh fuck it there i am
Terezi:
1F 1 C4N, G3T 4 FUTUR3 YOU TO
G1V3 THUMBS UP, W1ll YOU L3T M3 H3LP YOU?
SO NOW D4V3, WH4T W1LL B3 YOUR 4NSW3R?

Dave: sup
Future Dave: sup
Dave: okay im in

Could it be that it is good?

I will never listen to this song the same way again.

[The Cool]

Oh hey. Album six.


...


FUCKING KINDLE

[Cervos]

Tribal Ebonpyre sincerely reminds me of THIS game when I hear it. Jesufuck:



IDE/Theory: Dave is Tomba and the Crocodiles are Evil Pigs and Dave has to capture the 7 evil Crocodiles :T

[Zerovirus]

Next album will be all about Vriska. It will contain only remixes of Spider's Claw. It will contain six hundred and twelve songs, chained in a huge smoothly-circulating stream of Spider's Claw remixdom.

[Jit]

Oh my god I played a demo of Tomba once too

Man I wish my former self had money so I could have actually played all these games instead of playing demo discs from Playstation Magazine.

[Squid Pilgrim]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Homestuck is first, second and fifth on the top of the charts for Bandcamp.

So get people to get Squiddles and the holiday album

PROJECT HOMESTUCKCAMP



Alternatively: fuck yeah you guys are the greatest!!!

[SCP]

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

At first I thought you meant that it was also available in the iTunes store.

[Constonks]

iTunes gave Horschestra and 3 in the Morning (Pianokind) timestamps of 4:14. This is a serious problem.

At first I thought you meant that it was also available in the iTunes store.

Oh I SO wish it was. I have like 30 bucks to blow on there and I would spend it all on WP albums.