Sunday Mail

[Sprinkles]

YOUR NAME IS PARCEL MISTRESS, LOYAL SERVANT OF THE POSTAL SERVICE! YOU ARE ENTRUSTED WITH A MOST HONORABLE DUTY: TO DISPATCH OF PRECIOUS CARGO, BRINGING IT SAFELY TO ITS DESTINATION. TO LET YOUR CLIENTS DOWN WOULD BE TO DISGRACE A MOST BELOVED SYSTEM.



WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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Gosh, I'm sorry about the quality on that second one. It was a bit late at night.

Changed the title, hope no one is too confused!

Also, I made banners. They're mostly because I needed something to advertise, but feel free to use it!

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[peanutbutter802]

> PM: Check the calendar.

[blitzkriegxd1]

Quick! Use your awesome mail-themed bedsheet as a CAPE, so all who view you understand the gravity of your sworn duty.

[Sprinkles]

> PM: Check the calendar.

Ah, yes. Your beloved calendar. Its images never cease to amaze you from month to month. But not only is it stunning, it's practical. You get everything to its destination. On time, every time. There's nothing you love more than a job well done, and this definitely h-- wait. The date.

No...

IT CAN'T BE!

IT'S...



NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
NO!

THIS ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAPPEN! THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU HAD TO DO. YOU KNOW IT!

Quick! Use your awesome mail-themed bedsheet as a CAPE, so all who view you understand the gravity of your sworn duty.

Now it really begins.

[Solaris]

>Tell us what is the thing you need to be doing.

[blitzkriegxd1]

Clearly, as it is Sunday, you must deliver the Sunday paper, with all it's ad-saturated glory! TO EVERYONE ON THE PLANET! AND YOU'RE LATE! So hop to it

[Sprinkles]

>Tell us what is the thing you need to be doing.

You can't remember what it was exactly, but you have a feeling it had to do with your job. Although, it could be that "workaholic" thing the queen warned you about. But you're sure there was some sort of delivery today! If only the queen hadn't forced you to take work off once a week. Guess you should check your, uh... thing. Wherever it is.

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Sorry this took a while, I was finishing up an essay and some other school work so I could work on updating worry-free!
(Though this is a very small update and for that I apologize.)

[Aelyrin]

> search for your... parcel bag thing

[Sprinkles]

> search for your... parcel bag thing

Of course! All you need to refresh your memory is a quick look through your-- your boss made you leave that at work. You agreed to it when he said that customers would be worried about their privacy. You won't give up though. There has to be a way to get to that bag!

Perhaps you should bring some items with you? Just in case.

[Solaris]

>Bring some pens and paper and stuff.

[Flabber the Ghast]

>Look into the drawers for some POSTAL ADVENTURES GEAR.

[LeviathanPromise]

=> Whip out your trusty POSTAL UTILITY BELT!

[Brickman]

>Your boss probably won't give you your bag since the queen told him not to.
>Instead, why not take a nice sunny walk along your usual route in hopes of jogging your memory?

[Sprinkles]

>Look into the drawers for some POSTAL ADVENTURES GEAR.

Let's see what we have here...
This drawer contains: 1 map, 1 work ID card, 1 pin, 1 packaging tape dispenser, 1 pen (with case) custom-made by The Island, and 1 letter opener!



Drawer two contains...
Lots of feathers and lots of buttons.



You never know when you might need some extra buttons or feathers though, so you add a couple of each to your small inventory. Luckily, these are small items. While you're at it, you decide to fix your hat. It sure did feel empty without that second feather!

What else will you bring?

[ExMachina]

Depart posthaste.

[Flabber the Ghast]

>Put ID Card in neck slot (hidden under the shirt to avoid theft), letter opener on hip, map under hat, and the rest where you can.

[blitzkriegxd1]

That pin. Your hat. Do it. Make it happen.

[asininePalaverist]

> Combine feather + tape to make a very sophisticated moustache. Wear it with style.

[Sprinkles]

> Combine feather + tape to make a very sophisticated moustache. Wear it with style.

Haha, you're such a genius.


>Take off 'stache


OW! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!

That pin. Your hat. Do it. Make it happen.

>Put ID Card in neck slot (hidden under the shirt to avoid theft), letter opener on hip, map under hat, and the rest where you can.

You do all that stuff.


>Don't forget your pen!


Ah, of course, you put this beauteous item in your hat. Just look at that sparkle.
Gorgeous.

Depart posthaste.

Onwards and forwards, you suppose.


>??: Appear


Well, well, well. Who might this young fellow be?

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This is quite the lengthy update!
I'm sorry this took me so long, I've been doing school work (more specifically my project). I'll still be working on it for at least a week more, so I'll be pretty slow.

[asininePalaverist]

>INTERROGATE IN A HARDBOILED MANNER.

YOU ARE THE ONLY DELIVERER OF MAIL AROUND HERE.

[Brickman]

Greet fellow ally in the quest to ensure timeliness of the mail.

[blitzkriegxd1]

Punch him in the snout to establish superiority.

[asininePalaverist]

Punch him in the snout to establish superiority.

[LeviathanPromise]

Greet younger brother, Paper Boy

[siguard]

>receive the Sunday paper, read the funnies.