Shut up woman/man/mayor get on my HORSE!
Seriously though, don't worry. I'll help you fight AH. I won't let it ruin this beautiful thing we've got going (for the last five minutes)
As much as I appreciate the offer, matesprit-of-past-few-minutes, I can handle AH myself.
After all, I have an ace i the hole to be released soon enough.
I THINK NOT! >:[
Also, I realized I've set a pretty high standard on my own writing, since I used to chug out short stories a long time ago. I'm going to repeat again that if I do write a fic (which, you know, could happen), it would be 3000 words long, at least. Make of that what you will.
But I am secretly judging you
You know when you wake up after a night of drinking and look over to see what you did last night and learn her name...you know that intense regret you feel as you look at all her coldsores and upper lip hair?
Well I hate to break it to you Bandages...
No I can't fight it. I still love you.
I mean, I can't just go around fighting everyone who asks! I'm just not that kind!
Is that where you were last night AH?!
N-No baby. I was in bed all last night. I never even got up once to accidentally smash open the liquor cabinet, order a bunch of things from the Shopping Network and than start up a new friendship based romantic relationship with the forums scariest collection of avatars. I mean, I Don't know what you saw, heard or read, but who are you going to trust baby, me or your silly mislead senses of the physical and common variety?
ohgod the first thing i did after reading your post was to look at your avatar worst idea /ever/ i think I Gave myself a heart-attack/panic attack
I wrote a song for my Kesemis's...eses. I wrote it just now, and than went through time and gave it to a singer so that I could post it here for you today. This is for you Mayor...I mean Kayak. Or perhaps Solaris.
No wait I mean Andrew Hussie...or...Me?
At school, I can't see it at all.
Nope, can't see a damn thing.
No one spoil it for me.
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Then again, I'm not the recipient of my own work, because if I was, it wouldn't be an exchange. If other people feel that length is more important than quality, I can do that too.
Which is why I commented later that I was being harsh in my judgement. I'm sorry if I offended you, that wasn't my intention, I was only speaking out of personal experience and I'm not even an experienced fanfic-writer. If you think 500-1000 words is good, then it's good. I'm not going to put in any kind of minimum or maximum, unless the vast majority ask me to. I was just sharing my own opinions on the matter.
^ Link please :0
Anyway, I sure do hope there's a way to monetize all of these kismetic antics. Sigh. All I have is seventy gallons of mud and this large inflatable swimming pool lying around. SIGH
I was angry with my friend. I told my wrath. My wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe. I told it not. My wrath did grow.
*is already in bathing gear, rolling around in the mud*
Yeah, I wasn't being fair to it. I apologize for that, it's just... I dunno, I spent literally almost a day all in all on the pic I did and I felt really bad about letting it go, but I shouldn't be so high-demand about all this, I just want people to have fun.
I LOVE going above and beyond on art trades. I think it has to do with the fact that the drawing or whatever is directed to a specific person and I get a supreme desire to make them happy and excited. Then I spend waaaay too much time on arting things up.
OF course you have to find time to do these things, so hopefully my schedule is going to be nice and open when I get to workin' so i don't disappoint.
Anyway I do have to admit I am getting a little jealous of all this hot spade action going on all of this thread. Maybe one day I will get a Voltaire youtube clip shoved romantically in my direction. Hey a mac truck driver can dream, right?
You deliver it round the back of my house. Wear a garishly pink scarf, and a Dutton Button on your left lapel.
i will be waiting
In more serious chat, it really would be best if the art showed at least some modicum of effort. I'm not asking for any wowzy* kind of arts, but I want my gift, at least, to radiate the effort that was placed into it. Hmm, this is actually difficult to quantify or even specify.
*I ran out of adjectives.