[Art Exchange] shit. lets be cupid :: 2011 Pail Day : LAST DAY OF SIGNING UP 20th!

[Almost Human]

but... but I AH's drawings.

it's my secret favorite otp!!

Whoa, That's a terrible OTP!
My art is strange, inconsiderate of the feelings of others and never calls the next day.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I will be here for you when it breaks your heart, as it has mine many times.

Also, I request that the art-er sprinkle the work lightly with the tears of the morning rain. I'll accept no less. :P

Lets see lets see...Orphan Tears, Rat Tears, The Tears of a Clown, Tears for Fears...
Shit! No tears of the morning rain!
Welp, better hope I don't end with you momatoes, because the only tears that will be involved in that art are your own.
When you start weeping out of disappointment.
over of my art.
and it's lack of tears.
...
Hm.
Not really sure how well that threat worked out...

[momatoes]

uh, i'm not too sure either

wait let me check

nope, still not threatened.

Oh, pshaw. If I'll cry over your artwork AH, it'll only be tears of joy. Well, sadness, too, because of the lack of morning rain tears, but I'll shrug it off just for you. THE REST DON'T GET TO BE SO LUCKY *glare*

[gingerale]

I hope I'll get to draw some unrequited love. That stuff is so much more fun to work with. xD

[Ed]

Hey uh... i'd like to join. I will do 2 drawings. In return i want a picture of Jade & Dave and a song maybe if it's possible, if not then just the Jade & Dave pic.

[flutterShy]

Whoa, That's a terrible OTP!
My art is strange, inconsiderate of the feelings of others and never calls the next day.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I will be here for you when it breaks your heart, as it has mine many times.

oh okay I knew that

because then when it does I get actual AH snuggles which is the whole idea

Yay Dave/Jade shipping!

[AlosBothe]

Ah, I'd like to sign up. I was so sad I missed the Secret Santa.

I'll do one drawing.

I ship a lot of people, so I guess there's lots of room for ideas?
Jade Karkat
Jade Dave
Jade Tavros
(Jade gets all of the pairings. all of them.)
Dave Terezi
Nepeta Karkat
Gamzee Tavros
Nepeta Equius
Any medium is fine by me.

...my god I'm so sorry I have so many.

[whimsicalInstigator]

I am totally going to hop on this bandwagon, hopefully there is not a prerequisite like being known on the forums or anything
Because I don't know how heavy my workload is going to be, I'll do one piece. It'll probably be an inked watercolor, digital art, or maybe I'll sew something for you!
Ships: Karkat / Jade, Karkat / Sollux. Any medium is fine.

[complexTalent]

Edited my post to say that I'm fine with any medium. I didn't want to give the impression I wanted art only!

Good gogdamn you people. AH♠Mayor, best ship ever.

Nitrofist/anyone also. I am the biggest shipper, its me.

Happy wriggling day Tawa, I will say so everywhere like a dork. <3

[Almost Human]

because then when it does I get actual AH snuggles which is the whole idea[/SIZE]
Yay Dave/Jade shipping!

...Am..I the Dave in this relationship? Because I have a shirt coming....

Good gogdamn you people. AH♠Mayor, best ship ever.

I admit, it is the greatest of the ships.
It's a friggin Yacht.

[Raizor]

If everyone who had that sweet shirt was the Dave in the relationship, half the forum would be the Dave in every relationship, regardless of whether or not it initially appears as though he's a part.

e: and I edited in how many drawings I'll do and what I like back in my post back there

and also while I was looking for my post I saw a gif that tipped me off to AH's gender so now I know that I guess and I will store that information in my wallet

[flutterShy]

because then when it does I get actual AH snuggles which is the whole idea[/SIZE]
Yay Dave/Jade shipping!

...Am..I the Dave in this relationship? Because I have a shirt coming....

Yeah. I have a Jade shirt lying around.

[NightingaleRB]

I would like nothing more than Taza Kesh.

... Sandie, if I don't get you, I will probably 10-minute-pic that anyway. Because ADSKHFWOEIHFWKDHS TAZAKEEEESH

[AppendageChild]

Me? I can do two drawings

I like Sollux Karkat
Karkat John

[LeviathanPromise]

OOH OOH OOH! I would like to sign up with two digital colored sketches, one fic, and one sculpture! (I say sketches because my lineart is never clean, but really it's a full-blown piece).

Who's on board my ship?
(name listed first is who I view being the seme/wearing the pants/dominant)
In no particular order:

Jade Dave (it'd be cool to see Jade being very dominant/aggressive, but not in the scary way)
Tavros Gamzee
John /- Vriska
Feferi Sollux
PM WV
AH Ms Paint
(edit note:, that's Andrew Hussie, not Almost Human XD )

(for those who are familiar with my art, don't worry, I'll leave the fat out of this)

(psssst.....me and Godhead Pickle Inspector...btw, I have fluffier hair than I can draw...not curly, just fluffy)

[DJ-P0N3]

Good gogdamn you people. AH♠Mayor, best ship ever.

I admit, it is the greatest of the ships.
It's a friggin Yacht.

We're on a boat!
We're on a boat!
It is powered by the immense love hate me and AH have for one another.

[kayak]

I'm only doing one picture, because last time we had 24 days and I nearly killed myself doing two.

Also, Almost Human:

What do I want? I want my art patron to have fun!

Yeah, you. Fuck you.

My favourite trolls are Kanaya and Gamzee, probably moirails or team duo-auspiticing. I like Kanaya wearing stylish clothes. Gamzee can do whatever the fuck he wants.
I also like Tavros and Aradia's Team Charge combo, if you're more of a fan of canon.

If you STILL want more options: I also have a fantroll that DEEUM made me. I haven't really figured out a backstory or personality for her yet, but the one thing I do know is that she hates Almost Human too, so yeah.


E: If someone wanted to write a fic for me, this is the sort of OUTRAGEOUS RIDICULOUSNESS I would want. I will accept any kind of drawing, but this is the only sort of writing that will appease me.

[SandieSandwicheadman]

AC, wha... what going on in your avatar? >,:('<

[momatoes]

Also, Almost Human:

What do I want? I want my art patron to have fun!

Yeah, you. Fuck you.

This. Oh gog, this.

KayakxAH: The New OTP

[DJ-P0N3]

Also, Almost Human:

What do I want? I want my art patron to have fun!

Yeah, you. Fuck you.

This. Oh gog, this.

KayakxAH: The New OTP

NO NO NO
THIS BETTER BE UNREQUITED

[Solaris]

AlmostHuman gets all of the hate.
All of it.

[gingerale]

Also, Almost Human:

What do I want? I want my art patron to have fun!

Yeah, you. Fuck you.

This. Oh gog, this.

KayakxAH: The New OTP

NO NO NO
THIS BETTER BE UNREQUITED

Quick! Act as the auspistice between them!

[momatoes]

;__; Look at you all, filling your quadrants so fast.

i'm so proud

[DJ-P0N3]

Also, Almost Human:

What do I want? I want my art patron to have fun!

Yeah, you. Fuck you.

This. Oh gog, this.

KayakxAH: The New OTP

NO NO NO
THIS BETTER BE UNREQUITED

Quick! Act as the auspistice between them!

I DON'T HANDLE CONFRONTATIONS WELL
ESPECIALLY POSSIBLY ONE SIDED
I NEED TO GET MY ROMANCES IN LINE!

WHO AM I SHIPPED WITH?!
I NEED TO KNOW!

[Raizor]

I wish I had my quadrants full
rampantvariable sucks and I renounce my for him(?)

[SandieSandwicheadman]

Mayor, your shipped with everyone.

DON'T YOU SEE
YOUR THE ALPHA/OMEGA SHIP