I Hate Pokémon.

[Yourself]

"Ahem."

"Let me make one thing clear."





"I hate Pokémon."





"Their stupid faces. Their idiotic powers. Their inability of comprehending the English language."

"Why do people think they are so important? It is absolutely preposterous."

"Once again..."


"I."

"Hate."

"Pokémon."


"Nothing will ever change this fact. I loathe those hideous monsters and all th-"

"Huh? Who are you?"





"..."





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Hello! Welcome to my latest adventure =D!

I posted this on Page 6 of the adventure, but I thought it would be good information for all new readers as well. You can check it out if you like or just jump into the story!

I just wanna say this now to avoid confusion: at its heart, I Hate Pokémon is a "Let's Play" adventure. As much as I love silly suggestions, I will not use them all the time; I simply cannot give the protagonist a non-starter. I am playing this game along with the adventure, and will probably not resort to editing in-game images. So please understand that I cannot have the protagonist punch every single character in the balls and what have yee. It just can't happen.

HOWEVER, don't think this should limit your suggestions! I am certainly willing to draw non-canon things (Wooper in a trashcan, for example). So definitely keep the silly thoughts coming! I consider myself to be a creative guy, and I really enjoy wrapping your hilarious ideas into the story. Just understand that this adventure is going to work best when I have BOTH serious comments that I can physically play within the game AND fun suggestions that keep things light-hearted and amusing for everyone.

So yeah, I hope you enjoy!

FAN-ART:

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-thegreenspark



-DairunCates


-MalkyTop

[Bradley]

Walk right out the door. Never come back.

[Anomaly]

Punch his stupid face.

[Aelyrin]

> Kick him in his pokeballs!

[granolaman]

Confuse him with an essay on Gender Identity and make your escape during the distraction!

[Znex]

> USE THUNDERSHOCK

[Pick Yer Poison]

> Call him gramps.

[Crazy-8]

> be turned into a pokemon ironicly

[gloomyMoron]

God. I wish I knew how you and MalkyTop both pull off the "barely colored in" effect, actually... Ed_Knott uses that too sorta.

> Try to stop hating Pokemon by hating yourself for all the hate.

[Kisame12]

>Break his knees and take his wallet. Buy a mode of transportation and sustenance.

[SquirrelPants]

>See what this kind old man has to say.

>If he asks your gender, you are CLEARLY a girl. Clearly.

[Droke]

>Throw down your hat in disgust!

[Dragon Fogel]

>Answer all his questions with "I hate Pokemon!"

[Iyestorm]

>Fuck it. Go on the pokemon journey. A journey to beat up all the pokemon. WITH YOUR FISTS AND YOUR WITS. YOUR FISTWITS. USE THEM AND DESTROY.

Teach those bastards why humans are at the top of the food chain.

[SquirrelPants]

>Fuck it. Go on the pokemon journey. A journey to beat up all the pokemon. WITH YOUR FISTS AND YOUR WITS. YOUR FISTWITS. USE THEM AND DESTROY.

Teach those bastards why humans are at the top of the food chain.

YOUR TWISTFISTS

[bobthepen]

Walk away. Just leave. Spend the rest of the adventure playing Call of Duty.

[Yourself]

>See what this kind old man has to say.

>If he asks your gender, you are CLEARLY a girl. Clearly.

"My name is OAK," croaked the geezer. It would appear that your gender is irrelevant.





"People call me the Pokémon PROF."





Eep.

Do not want.

>Answer all his questions with "I hate Pokemon!"

"Umm, there must be some mistake..."

"Y'see... I hate Pokémon."


"This world is inhabited by creatures that we call Pokémon."

D'oh. The nutty professor continued his rant.





"Sir, I hate Pokémon."

"People and Pokémon live together by supporting each other. Some people play with Pokémon, some battle with them."

> Call him gramps.

"Are you listening to me, gramps? I hate Pokémon."





"But we don't know everything about Pokémon yet."

"I..."

"There are still many mysteries to solve."

"...HATE..."

"That's why I study Pokémon every day."

"...POKéMON!"

"HATE HATE I HATE THEM."

You can't take it anymore. You sprint as far away as you possibly plan. Everyone here is clearly deranged. Things could not be worse.





"AHHHHHHHHHHH."

Walk away. Just leave. Spend the rest of the adventure playing Call of Duty.

"I HATE POKéMON. MAKE IT STOP ARGGHHHH. PO-GEY-MAN. HYURGH. I JUST WANNA PLAY CALL OF DUTY OR SOMETHING. MAKE IT STOP. DEAR MERCY!"





"I HATE POKéMON. SPARE ME FROM MY SUFFERING IF YOU HAVE ANY HEART, YOU DEMON WHO HATH BEEN BROUGHT FORTH FROM THE DEEPEST BOWELS OF HADES."


"..."

[Goodguy3]

New Name:

IH8PKMN

[bobthepen]

> WHY COULDN'T IT BE HALO!!!

This is also the second letter of each name! Neat!

[Dragon Fogel]

>HATRED

[ardentApathy]

>JEREMY

or GEROMY if you prefer

[Fengar]

>Refuse to give your name.

[Pommy2525]

your name is obviously Charmander, and you will pick...












Treeko as your starter.

[Xander]

Jon

[thegreenspark]

Your name is MAT. With only one T!