Team Paradox II - Be The Pink Chick

[Red Pen]

Welcome to Team Super Alpha Mega Beta Zeta Epsilon Double Whammy With A Twist of Lemon: Najash's Awesome Squad Plus Those Other Guys. Also known as...

New reader? Then we suggest you ignore these threads for now and get caught up with the mirror. It's a lot more organized.

Act One

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Be the bluh bluh huge snob.
Be the troll whose freakish horns can be seen from space.
Tolero and Najash: discuss Karkat blackrom slashfic.
Najash: install game and throw Tolero's books in her load gaper.
Tolero: be upset over ruined books.
Najash: set up game machinery.
Najash: open cruxtruder, demolish wall.
Najash: contact Tronno.
Be the troll who eats rocks.
Be the lazy, lazy troll.
Vladis: dddddddddddd
Be the hyrokinetic troll.
Aliesh: head out.
Be the awesome troll who is awesome.
Team Paradox: name yourselves Team Paradox!
Tronno: get ready to rumble.
Tronno: open door.
Gamzee: get meteor'd.
Tronno: climb tower.
Marnix: fire that puppy up!
Vladis: wat.
Marnix: get this.
Vladis: get this in a slightly less destructive manner.
Tolero: first-tier prototype.
Vladis: see something happen outside.
Tronno: promptly get distracted by the magnificent view.
Vladis: do something heartbreaking.
Tronno: check pocket.
Meanwhile...
Marnix: investigate.
Aliesh: examine machine.
Tronno: fondly regard meteors.
Tolero: proceed to feel terrible.
Ursa: die and second-tier prototype.
Marnix: GENUINE DISTRESS!
[S] Years in the future, but not many...
Aliesh: lathe it up!
Bardoro: die.
Be the glub glub huge fish.
Aliesh: get on with it.
Marnix: panic.
[S] Najash: reunite with your loving mom and brother.
Marnix: react accordingly.
Najash: quickly retrieve brother from lusus.
Vladis: first-tier prototype.
Najash: be trapped outside.
Cruxtruder: explode.
Najash: fanservice!
Vladis: promise not to tell.
Tolero: get this party started.
Tolero: zoom out.
Tolero: destroy couch.
Tolero: carve totem.
Tolero: get meteor'd.

Act Two

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hey kid.
Marnix: fallin down all these stairs!!
It is time to wake up, Harbinger.
SS: argue with Tolero.
HB: watch Vladis sleep.
Najash: first-tier prototype.
Najash: loot Gamzee's crater.
[S] Tolero: strife!
Tolero: level up.
Tolero: contact Najash.
Najash: inform the others that Tolero isn't dead.
Najash: carve totem.
Tronno: deploy alchemiter.
Ursa: fix Tolero's hair.
Marnix: wake up.
Marnix: do a barrel roll.
Marnix: end spin cycle.
Death: cry.
Tolero: tell her to stop.
Najash: decide what to prototype with.
[S] Najash: enter.

Entire thread: suddenly have a super amazing totally canon meta adventure.

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Metaflare: contribute.
Red Pen: be supportive.
Metaflare: weep.
Pokolo: wander in.
Red Pen: react accordingly.
Pokolo: identify yourself.
Metaflare: escape.
Red Pen: WHY META
Pokolo: high five!
AW YEAH
BassicGuy: stop by.
MK: jump that bandwagon.
Metaflare: return from haircut.
And then Renegade Electron was a zombie.
World: flip turn-ways.
Pokolo: admire MK.
RandomHobo4: wonder what is going on.
orngjce223: knock on the door.
Metaflare: answer the door.
RandomHobo4: somehow be in here now.
BD: be the lamer who jumps on the bandwagon last.
BassicGuy: realize you do not have the ability to stand on the ceiling.
Beep: return.
Metaflare: pap
Oh snap guys, stop wifin' in da club!

Apysur: deploy designix.
[S] Jack: observe.
Najash: wake up.
Sweeps in the future...
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Tronno: comfort Tolero.
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Black Queen: hunt.
Black Queen: descend.
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[S] Drop.
Hello, readers.
Aliesh: Converse with mystery woman.
[S] Aliesh: exit.
Move along.
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Najash: Exposit.
Everyone: Have an overemotional shoutfest.
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Tolero: Die?
STRIFE.
Najash: Attack.
Tolero: Call upon the secret moirallegiance technique of the ancients.
Tronno: Sneak up from behind.
Najash: Find new target.
FRAYMOTIF: Carina Cogwheel
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Tolero and Tronno: Finish her!
Tronno: PAWNCH
End of Act Two. (not really)
Tronno and Tolero: Mourn.
Be the pink chick.
Corspesmooch!

The Trolls of Team Paradox

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Tolero Nafade
The-polite-but-kind-of-bossy-one. Enjoys writing stories and acting them out with her collection of Beanie Spawn. Dislikes blackrom.



Najash Guivre
The sssomewhat crazy one! Enjoys composing and listening to music and has the power of autokeratinkinesis. May quite possibly be female; we're not sure.



Tronno Contar
The LOUD one!! Enjoys climbing rocks, studying rocks, excavating rocks, and eating rocks.



Aliesh Manare
The... hesitant... one. Enjoys adventure and has the power of hydrokinesis. Is very territorial when it comes to her relationships.



Vladis Desedi
th lazy lzy dddddd. Enjoys building model airplanes and sleeping. Tends to walk around covered in sopor slime.



Marnix Kharon
The inkredibly kool one. Enjoys puzzles and winning debates, as well as being generally the most awesome thing on two legs.



Apysur Guivre
The 00ne wh00 oh who are we kidding nobody cares about Apysur.

Emoticons!

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Previous thread here.

[Red Pen]

Extra Special Secret Unlockables

TV Tropes page!

Music!

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Land themes:
Land of Pace and Pinwheels
Land of Depths and Flow
Land of Sand and Rails
Land of Sea and Air
Land of Rust and Vertigo
Land of Light and Noise

Other stuff:
Mortal Kombat, Strife Style
Advanse
Belt of Venus
Forgotten Sea
Gravity Well
Ratscrew Reel
Sburban Meltdown
Alterkate
Ratscrew Regisurp
Pure
Hollow
₲osado ₲ouu
Clockwork Board Game
Rocks Beneath My Feet
Ratscrew Rescue
Crazed Royal
Aliesh's Lullaby
Sea of Wings
Eminence-Rey
Majoris
Knight of Space
Freefall Factory Zone
Carina Cogwheel
The Best Hat
LoDaF: DJ Helmetbat Mix
Aipysurus

Sprites:

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Intermission Sprites:

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The MC
Shiv South , Circles Doloire , Dragons Dirk , and Halberd Bamboo



The Board Members

Don ₲o
The mysterious founder of the Board, Don ₲o once resided on the pink moon and is Alternia's Second Guardian, which isn't actually a thing you can be, but she likes to pretend it is. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but Doc Scratch kind of wishes she'd leave him alone. Has rather limited powers over space, and knows what you're doing but not what you'll do.



Coins (the suave guy - leader of the Board)
(Monopoly moneybag) - flipping gravity
Coins always carries around a coin or two, and has a habit of flipping it because he thinks it makes him look cool. (It does.) Of course, he has the power to determine which side it lands on, and he usually picks heads. Whenever he lets it land on tails, gravity flips and the floor becomes the ceiling. Coins's own gravity is whatever he wants it to be. He and Tracks are an item... according to her.



Tracks (the smug one)
(Monopoly train) - swapping places
Tracks really enjoys just messing with you. She sends out her glowing lines of light to seek you out, and as soon as they touch you, zap! The two of you have traded places. You can see her tracks coming but there's no escape, and she loves every minute of it. She and Coins are an item, whether he likes it or not.



Pint (the shy one)
(Monopoly thimble) - shrinking or growing objects/herself
Pint is only a little child, but she has a big power, literally. She can shrink or grow herself and other objects at will. Because she's so shy, she tends to stay tiny and hang out on Lucy's shoulder. Often hides her face inside her thimble hat when she's on the spot.



Lucy (the violent, masculine chick)
(Monopoly cannon) - makes things explode
It's hard to tell whether Lucy is a guy or a girl, but making the mistake might cost you some limbs. She makes things explode, violently, and has a short temper. Deep down, she's a real sweetie and just wants to feel pretty. With a few well-placed compliments you can get her on your side. She's very protective of Pint.



Press (the one that hates you)
(Monopoly iron) - makes things implode
Press hates you. He really really hates you and wants you to suffer. His powers are the opposite of Lucy's, instead of making your atoms expand outward, he forces them inward, crushing you to death. Did we mention he hates you?



Crop (the dignified one)
(Monopoly man on horseback) - warps space into Escher-like conundrums
Dignified, mustachioed, vaguely British Crop is a gentleman with his nose in the air, possibly because he thinks you smell. He's far better than you commonfolks, in any case, and won't hesitate to smack you around a bit with his riding crop if you get in his way. People tend to stay out of his way, though, because wherever he goes the world rearranges itself into mind-bending and impossible perspectives.



Ma₲ician (the quiet, mysterious guy)
(Monopoly top hat) - illusion/invisibility
Things aren't quite as they appear when Ma₲ician fades quietly into the room. No one's ever sure of where he comes from or where he goes, but you can't trust your eyes when he's around. ((Ma₲ician is kind of the team's Snowman; he doesn't quite fit with the rest.))



Ship (the romantic, flamboyantly gay one)
(Monopoly battleship) - can be in two places at once
Ship has one mind and two bodies; he can quite literally be in two places at once. Having to see through two pairs of eyes and control two sets of arms and legs does tend to make him unbelievably clumsy, though. Ship can't be killed unless you deal life-threatening injuries to both of him, so don't turn your back on the body. His hobbies include matchmaking, stalking you, and shipping anything that moves. May quite possibly be dating himself. Best friends with Scottie.



Stiletto (the sexy one)
(Monopoly boot) - knife thrower, never misses
They say practice makes perfect, but Stiletto doesn't need it. She could close her eyes, spin in a circle, and throw one of her signature stiletto daggers randomly into the air, and she'd still hit her mark. Stiletto never misses. Ever. Her knives can go around corners, in reverse, and through innocent bystanders, and she never seems to run out.



Scottie (the friendly one)
(Monopoly scottie dog) - beams you up
Scottie has the power of teleportation. By touching you, she can send you anywhere she wants, but can't teleport herself. She's very loyal to the Board and good at taking orders, and once you've gained her trust you're her friend for life. She's generally a nice person, and has a bit of a crush on Shiv South. He claims it isn't mutual. She and Ship are close friends.



Shift (the talkative one)
(Monopoly race car) - can pass through solid objects
Shift has wheels for feet and constantly moves like she's on rollerblades. Her power is passing through solid objects, but there's a catch: she can only do it if she's going fast enough. If she hasn't picked up enough speed she'll be spectacularly pancaked against that wall she was aiming for. She likes to show off, loves gossip, and will talk your ear off if you let her.



Lever (the kind of dimwitted one)
(Monopoly wheelbarrow) - balances the forces of the universe
Lever is the down-to-earth failsafe of the Board. He mellows the others out and cancels out their powers when things get out of hand, but only when he's awake. And he's usually asleep. Seeing as this is pretty much his only power, he can't exactly do anything spectacular when he's by himself, if you don't count the fact that he's fairly strong and his wheelbarrow doubles as a bludgeon. Likes taking naps and being wheeled around.

Ask us questions on Formspring!

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Tolero
Najash
Tronno
Aliesh
Vladis
Marnix
Apysur

And for a (possibly) limited time!
Future Tolero
Future Marnix
Future Tronno
Future Aliesh
Future Vladis
Future Najash

[Metaflare]

OKAY GUYS WE CAN DO THIS
WE CAN MANAGE TO NOT FILL 3/4 OF THE THREAD WITH BULLSHIT
lets shoot for 1/2

[Solaris]

Okay, besides just posting in order to get that blip, I am going here to say holy shit, what the hell, etc etc.

Also, I GUESS I am going to suggest that you guys get like, Skype? Because the messaging service for it logs everything said by each person? Or an IRC room?

I don't think that you'd actually do it, but it would probably help with planning and remove clutter and allow some form of contact outside the forums.

But, eh, this has worked for you guys so far, so hopefully you can keep the crazy non-RP to a minimun this time.
Or not.
Well, I was watchin before, and I will continue to do so, and yea, grats on having the first RP to have more than 100 pages.

Also, sorry if I come off as presumptous(?) I don't really think that my advice really applies, but I am sure that some people get kinda overwhelemed, is what I am trying to say.

[HelloMoto]

Woo hoo new thread! Also Meta: is that even possible?

EDIT: niiiiiiinjaaaaaaa. Actually there's plenty o space for ya guys on the rizon server! Look up the Off Board RP thread fpr more details. Hope to see you back bD :P

[Metaflare]

Actually, you'd be surprised how much planning goes on behind the scenes, solaris

[Solaris]

I doubt that you could have done much in the original Trollslum Thread if there wasn't.
Like I said, not exactly sure where I was goin with the "advice"
I just wanted to make my blip appear, and I felt that a post similar to yours would be in poor taste.
Or something, I just type things that make me sound smartish.

[Red Pen]

Not presumptuous at all, Solaris. Our last thread went kind of crazy with off-topic chatter, mostly because of slow updates and somewhat because most of our on-topic chatter happens in private messages, and I know that's daunting for people who are trying to, you know, actually follow the adventure! Let's focus on staying on topic this time! IRC might be a good idea.

[Metaflare]

irc doesnt work well for me.
actually most chatting clients dont

but i am fine with whatever anyone comes up with

[mediokreKarapase]

We appresiate the konsern Solaris. As Meta said though, you'd be surprised at the sort of planning that goes on around here. Krazy planning. Basikly our in forum banter is just a distaktion to keep you from notising how on the ball we are until it's far too late.

But yeah, planning and eksekuting are two very different things. Still, kool stuff is in the pipes and should show up soon enough.

EDIT: Also, loving the new format of the OP, Red.

[Pokolo]

I like Apysur. </3
Meta have you tried xat.com?

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

BOO. I'M HERE.

You scared yet? You should be. >D

[Tribor]

A chat we can all talk in in private sounds like a good idea, since it seems nobody shares my timezone...
That, or nobody wants to talk to me ;O;

[Pokolo]

Nobody wants to talk to you.
No one likes you.
Go cry.

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

B'aww, that's not true!!

Trib, you're the one who ditched me in MSN, remember? It's me no one wants to talk to. QnQ

[Red Pen]

Meta, I've had the same problem. It turned out to be my wireless internet that was the problem, and so far I haven't found any chat program that works with it. Kind of a random thought, but do Google Docs work for you? It might be possible to hold a conversation that way.

(oh nooo guys guyssss we are doing it already)

[Metaflare]

Red, remember, i inputted things into out last doc :V

[TheAzureWitch]

I just wanted to tell you guys that your characters are all really cool and I had fun reading all of Team Paradox's adventures and that your royalty (so far)is really cool. Like totally awesome.

Also; I am jealous of you RedPen, with your ability to make awesome music from Lands.

[Beep]

IM POSTIN IN A NEW TREAD EHEHEHEHE


Anyways, I'm on MSN, Skype, and DA so if people could get accounts on those things that'd be awesome kthx. I think only good things could come from skyping it up.

SORRY MOST OF THE REASON STUFF TAKES FOREVER IS CAUSE I'M SLOW AT DRAWING... and was in China for the past month. Also I suck at backgrounds and pacing things. Basically I suck.

[Pokolo]

.............CHINA
YOU LUCKY SOON OF A B----
But yeah, you guys should all get MSN and group talk, or make a chat in skype.

[Beep]

What? I live in China. I just go to school in America.

[Pokolo]

...

[Ezekieru]

First Metaflare is a dude.
Next Beep is a resident of China.
Next thing I'll know is that Red is a scuba-diver champion, Tribor is a serial-murdering author, or MK unironically finds the letter k to be replacable with all c's.

[Pokolo]

........META IS A DUDE?!

[mediokreKarapase]

Actually, I'm the serial killing scuba diving champion who is also an author. It's me.