Echeladder fun!

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A while ago this guy started this discussion wherein we made up names for unseen rungs of John's Echeladder. It got me thinking about what the other kids' Echeladders would look like.

Most of the Homestuck kids' Echeladders have not been illustrated (and likely won't be), which is understandable because they seem to have no real relevance to the story. Nonetheless, I think Echeladders are hilarious. Imagine playing a videogame that not only gave you levels, but levels with names unique to your character or yourself. How cool would that be? So cool it's probably confined to fiction, that's how. So, speaking of fiction, let's invent stuff.

I have added the rungs that have been suggested, plus some I thought of while doing so. For a while, a had each rung neatly hyperlinked to the post in which it was suggested; I liked the idea of crediting everyone. However, not only was this a huge pain in the tush, it eventually broke the forum's post size limit (60,000 characters?). The original version will be kept here, but from now on the rungs won't be linked. I'm also leaving out the non-player characters... it's not that Geromy isn't awesome, he just doesn't need one of these.

I decided to revive this thread when the Alpha kids entered their session; they have their whole ladders to climb!

Now >Everyone: Think of some more rungs.

Jane:
BABY ECTOBANANA
BRITCHES RIPPER
BATTERLASS
SLAPSTICK DEBUTANTE
JUNIOR SLEUTH
OVERBITE RESTART
SNORKBATIT SPORKPLUG
BESPECTACLED SKEPTIC
HABERDASHER'S DAUGHTER
PRATFALL PRINCESS
BREACHES HEALER
SODAJERK'S CONFIDANTE
MAID IN THE SHADE
MOURNING STARLET
FEDORAFLEDGLING
HEIRESS SANS PARENT
FLOUR CHILD
MILLINERY PRIVATE
LARDLUMPER
HONEY&OAT RAGAMUFFIN
WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPPERLASS
CLAMBERING CLUEFINDER
HALF-MOON COOKIE
JOKE BOOK PAGELICKER
PASTRYKIND GUERRILLA
DOUGHBALL PROGENITOR
BUTTER REBUTTOR
BLUE BLAZE IRREGULAR
GIRL SCOUT COOK
FLOUR POWERED
HESTIA'S PRIDE
MILLINERY GENERAL


Jake:
2xGUN1xEYEKIND
SKULLSMUGGLER
CASTOR TROY'S APPRENTICE
BLUE-LOOKERS-NUDE.COM
GREEN-EYES-PEELED-FOR
PUMKINPATCH GUNSLINGER
ONE TOMB; MANY SUITORS
SCRUMRUNNER
REVENGE OF BERNIE LOMAX
HOPE-A-DOPE BOXER
CUPID'S CROSSHAIR CANDY
SHARKBAIT HEARTTHROB
PETER PANACHE
FISTICUFFSAFICIONADO
HUNK RUMPUS BUSTER
BEAU SKYLARK
DAPPER DEPUTY
UNDERSTORY PROTAGONIST
COOL BUCKAROO
SQUATBRAWLER
ROBOT TUSSLER
BRITCHES HITCHER
URSA MINOR
NOBCLOBBERER
UPTRIM STURDYGUY
DREAMBOAT CAPTAIN
LIL' AJAX
SO LONG, CHUANG-TZU
BLUE LADIES MAN
URSA MAJOR
DREAMFLEET ADMIRAL
PANDORA'S BOXER


Roxy:
TEST TUBE BABY
POWDERPUFF
SIPPY-CUP SUCKER
SIGNAL JAMMER
KIDDO TOTAL ECLIPSE
MARTINI TINY
KITTEN RANCHER
ASTRAL REJECT
ASSERTIVE TOT
RUMGUNNER
CRITICAL MISS
BEAKER TWEAKER
MEOWCAT SPELUNKER
PROOF POSITIVE
GUTSY CUPCAKE
TAKE A SHOT
GIRL-SKYLARK
POWERPUFF
YOU ARE THE STRA.
IRS YUO
STUFFSTRUTTER
CROSSHAIR STRAIGHTCOMBER
POLLY POCKET-DIMENSION
ARQUEBUS GROUPIE
ECTOBIOLOBABYMAMA
SMASHED WINDOW BREAKER
SOFTCORE PWNOGRAPHER
WHITESPACE COMPILER
TO COO SWEET NOTHINGS
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROTTER
COLLAPSING WAVEFORM
COQUETTISH CANNONBALL
CHUMPTHUMPER
MEDDLING TONIC TOSSPOT
NOBCLOBBERER
APERTURE SCIENTIST
ORDNANCE MAIDEN
WINKER OF THE VAST WONK
DEFENESTRATOR SUPREME
PROOF NEGATIVE
BALLISTIC MISS
SORROW DROWNER
UPSHITFUCKER
WOMAN-SKYLARK
SITFACED SHUNYATA
SCHRODINGER'S DRUNKEN BOXER
ONE-WOMAN ALCOHOL VACUUM
BLACKOUT DRUNK


Dirk:
VENTURETOT
RASCALSPRAT
DOVE-BELOVED
SIGNAL MIXER
SPUNKYPUNK
DOEPFER DOOFUS
BUFFMUNCHKIN
RAINBOW DASHER
FIERCEPIERCER
SIR SICKNASTY
HORSE WHISPERER
ROBOT MUSCLER
MORNINGSTAR YOUTH
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION x2
KID SCIMITAR
YOU ARE THE STAR.
WHO THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE?
WARRIOR POET
AND DON'T YOU KNOW IT
IRONICON
FALCHION FONDLER
ECTOBIOLOBABYDADDY
GRIM HENSON
DISQUETING CAVALIER
ARTIST YET TO BE KNOWN AS PRINCE
HARDCORE PWNOGRAPHER
ROBOTYK MNEMOSYRE
VELOCIRAPPER
IRONY EVENT HORIZON
TECH-HOP TITAN
MERCURY'S PRIDE
CANTORIAL MOFO
UNIRONICALLY SILENT NINJA
HEART SHOCKSPAR
BLADEKIND PARAGON


John:
GREENTIKE
JUVESQUIRT
PLUCKY TOT
FIDGETY BOPPER
ANKLEBITER
CHAMP-FRY
PESKY URCHIN
NIPPER CADET
BRAVESPROUT
COOL BUCKAROO
KNEEHIGH PILGRIM
MOPPET OF DESTINY
GADABOUT PIPSQUEAK
BOY-SKYLARK
RUMPUS BUSTER
LODESTAR YOUTH
SQUATBRAWLER
RABBIT RUSTLER
PASTRYKIND GUERRILLA
AN OUNCE OF TROUNCE
CHINOOKSNIFFER
SHORTSTOP WHOPPER
STOUTRUNT
Mr. SNOOZYPRINCE McSLEEPYPANTS
CALLOUSED TENDERFOOT
OVERBITE UPSTART
BRITCHES RIPPER
SCAMPERMASTER
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
JUNGLEGYM SWASHBUCKLER
UNREAL HEIR
GRITTY MIDGET
RASCALSPRAT
SCURRYWART
SHARKBAIT SPARKPLUG
ECTOBIOLOBABYSITTER
ESPERCHUM
THUMBTACK TAPPER
SWARTHY PYGMY
HOPE YOU LIKE HAMMERS DUDE
DAPPER DEPUTY
DUST BOWL TOUSLER
THUGGY BUMPER
BIBLIOMATRICIDE ATONER
TRAINEE SLIME HANDLER
STUDY BUDDY TO THE LAB ASSISTANT'S COUSIN
BRASS BRAD WHACKER
INTERROBANGER
LIKE MOSES BUT WITH CLOUDS
GHOST TRUSTER
HEIR I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
PSHOOOOO FLY
MINOR MAJOR
ROCKET MAN
INFANTRYCHILD
TORNADIC AGNATIC
PRAGMATIC PNEUMATIC
ROCKETEERING RASCAL
SESQUIPEDALIAN CIRCUMLOCUTOR
MONKEYBAR SERGEANT
SENSITIVE TENDERIZER
BLUE GEL SWOOPLORD
NOBCLOBBERER
HARD-WORKIN' OIL MAN
EAGLE RANCHER
CROCKER CRUSHER Mk. 5
MANGRIT DUSTDEVIL
MJOLNIRMUNCHKIN
ECTOBIOLOBLASTER
CARPENTER TOOLSPAR
CHOPIN WANNABE
REFLEX HAMMERER
SKIES GUY
HOMEWARD POUND
PEREGRINE LAD
OIL MAN IN SPACE
CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME
SPECTER CONVECTOR
CLONE CYCLONE
SHERIFF McCOOL
TEMPESTERCHUM
FREEWHEELIN' BRUISER
FAN BOY
VERITABLY MERITOUS INHERITOR
EURUSTLER
BUNNYKIND EIDOLON
MANSOON
SAVIOR OF THE WAKING WORLD
THE WINDY KING
MISTRALTIMATE
PLANET HEALER
HAMMERKIND PARAGON
THE BREEZE KNEELS
RIPETIKE
MAN-SKYLARK
DOCTOR RAGNAROK
HEIR TRANSPARENT
CHICAGO INCARNATE


Rose:
GREENTIKE
SQUIDDRIP
POWDERPUFF
ASSERTIVE TOT
KITTEN SHEPHERD
CRITICAL MISS
GUTSY CUPCAKE
PASSIVE AGGRESSOR
UPPITY WHELP
VIVALDI WANNABE
TOPLOFTY TEEN
WIDOW-IN-TRAINING
DEMURE URCHIN
PLATH FANGIRL #1
DARK TOME PAGELICKER
ACTIVE AGGRESSOR
FLAGELLUM FRIEND
MISS TICISM
SNIFFY CHERUB
POWERPUFF
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
PRECOCIOUS COMMANDO
DEADLY PLANNER
HOUSEWIFELY LASHER
SCRIBER OF THE VAST MEOW
MAGICAL TRAVELLER
RAD FLAPPER
YOUTHFUL JUNG
SUPERCILIOUS CHICK
SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY
SQUATSIBYL
CHIMERICAL DAME
DROPPER OF BEASTS
FLIGHTFUL BROAD
LIL' CROWLEY
MAGISTERIAL WHIPPERSNAPPER
LONGAZE SCRYBABY
OGLOGOTH'S MANICURIST
SPELLING WASP
NUCLEOTIDAL WAVE
COQUETTISH CANNONBALL
MYSTIC RUIN DESECRATOR
DO NOT GO SOFTLY INTO THAT GOODNIGHT
SQUIDISSENTION
INVISSIBYL
OCULUS WHOPPER
SPELLSPINNER
THE SUBTLE KNIFE
OVERCLOCKED TEENYBOPPER
ADUMBRAL ULTIMATUM
SEARING SEER
SNARKPRATE DARKSHRUG
SISTER SINISTER
BRIGHTEST GRIMDARK
IMPOSSIBYL
MAGENTLEWOMAN
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
ULTRAVIOLET


Dave:
GREENTIKE
SOGGY MUFF
VENTURETOT
CROW COMBOVER
PINTSIZE STOIC
RAVEN WRANGLER
SPIFFY SHRIMP
DASHING BRAT
SWANKY APPLECHEEK
MOCKINGBIRD MOPTOP
BATTLESPRAT
OLIVER BOLIVER BUTT
DROPPER OF BEATS
BOY-BLACKBIRD
CAVALIER RASCAL
UNSCRATCHABLE
HIGHFALUTIN' TEEN
SHATTERLAD
RAPID SQUIRE
DEMIBLADE WONDER
BODKIN VAN HORN
AWESOMNAMBULIST
CHUMPTHUMPER
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
HAWK HAIRDO
STARK BOMBAST
FIRE SQUIRE
LONGSUFFERING PRICK
FIERCEPIERCER
HOT-SHOT
COGWHEEL SPRINTER
PEREGRINE POMPADOUR
WIELDER UNYIELDING
CLOCK CLEANER
ARMAMENTOUS QUICK
CLOCKWORK CHIVALRY
BEOWULF'S PRIDE
GREAT ESCAPEMENT
CONDOR COIFFURE
RELENTLESS FRAGMENTOR
TEMPO TRACKMSTER
DEEP PEACE OF WIT
SIR MIXALOT
ZANZIBAR BUCK-BUCK McFATE
MID-KNIGHT
PUBLIC ASS-GRANARY
WRY BISECTOR
ALBATROSS AFRO
PARTIAL SAMURAI
PYROCUMULUS KICKSTART
TURNWAYS TIMEFLIP
DEALING WITH A COOLKID HERE
RED MENACE
BLADES 'N SHADES
PENGUIN PIMP
IRONIES IN THE FIRE
THE TICKTOCKMAN
HOT DROPPER
THE COOLEST BIRD EVER: THAT'S YOUR HAIR.
DEADLY WEAPON
TACITURNTECH SAINTHOOD
SECOND SPLITTER
VELOCIRAPPER
PHLEGMATIC PYROCLASTIC
RHYTHM'S WITH 'IM
CAPTAIN SCARLET
WEARER OF THE PARADOX PANTS
BLAZONED SCORCHER
TELECHRONIC EBONPYRE
LANCELOT AINT'T GOT NOTHING ON YOU
STOKER OF THE SICKFIRES
HARD ROC
IRONICALLY SILENT NINJA
ARCFATE STARKSMUG
COAT OF HARMS
TASTEFUL TIMELORD
SIZZLE FO' RIZZLE
MARSHALL RUBICUND
ACES FLUSH
DOCTOR WHEN
RECORD BREAKER


Jade:
GREENTIKE
KIDDO ECLIPSE
RIBBIT RUSTLER
SHUTEYE CRACKSHOT
VIRIDIAN NEOPHYTE
SATELLITE DEBUTANTE
CLAMBERLASS
ATOM NABBER
NARCOLEPTODDLER
OAKLEY FANGIRL #1
DREAMTEEN
FALLOUT BLOOMER
PEACOCK SMARTYPANTS
BLOWSACK SCALAWAG
GLASSHOUSE URCHIN
LIL' CURIE
FRISKY WHIPPERSNAPPER
FISSILE MATERIAL GIRL
FROGJINK SCUTTLELASS
LEPTON BOPPER
HALF-LIFE SENTENCE
REM STATE RUFFIAN
PASSWORD PROTECTOR
DUTTLEBUDDY
PUMPKIN INSPECTOR
COY CLODHOPPER
PROBLEM SOOTH
HARDENED CAUSTIC
TOO MANY FROGS
NOVA KID
COORDINATE COWGIRL
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
SLEEPY SCULPTOR
CHARTREUSE BRUISER
VERVOUS BROAD
BATRACHIOBIOLOGIST
BRASHTHRASHER
CHRYSANTHEMUM CUTIE
BLUNDERBUSS BONNIE
HOPSACK PRIMA DONNA
CRAZY GLUON
UNTIMID CANNONEER
WERNER VON YAWN
CARBINE GAL
HORMESIS NANNY
ARQUEBUS BUMPKIN
THE GREAT PANDICULATOR
SPUTNIK SLUGGER
HEINOUS MATTERWITCH
CHROMODYNAMIC HAYSEED
APOGEE WHIZ
BUCKSHOT ROCKABILLY
PARSEC ACROBAT
ORDNANCE MAIDEN
MINERVA'S PRIDE
TRILLIUM ARTILLERYWOMAN
TACHYON TACKLER
BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH
ISOTOPE SCOPER
MOONMAN MARIGOLD
BALLISTIC MISS
QUARKSPATE LARKHUG
SPACE JAMMER
BOSCAGE SNIPER
DOCTOR WHICH
QUANTUM LEAPFROG
SUPERNOVA GIRL
BUCKAROO BONSAI
EXQUISITE WITCH


Karkat:
GREENHORN
CRANKY MAGGOT
PEAPOD THRESHER
CRABBY CUSTOMER
PUNCHY NUBNOGGIN
SIDESTEPPIN' SQUIRT
BILIOUS PRICK
FUCKASSUAGED
HITCHENS FANBOY #1
BLOOMIN' XANTHID
HACKER ENDOORDINAIRE
VANTASTIC Mr. FUX
TELSON KICKER
HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC
TYPE-O TYPO
UNIRONICALLY WATCHED MAMMA MIA
DON'T BLEED ON THE SUITS
MUTANTRUM
UPPERCASE DISGRACE
KNIGHT OF SWEAT
CAPS LOCKSMITH
CLARET BANNERET
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
BRAWNY OCYPOD
BLOOD-GIRDLING FREAK
MOTORIZED VESICLE
ROMCOM REPAIRMAN
SHERIFF MUMPSIMUS
PAROXYSM CATACLYSM
ECTOBIOLOWIGGLERWARDEN
ACCI DENTAL DAMAGE
SPADES SICKLE
CALIGINOUS CONCEIT
ENMITY INFARCTION
MORE SPLEEN THAN THE WEASEL KING
TESTY TEMPLAR
MALACOSTRATIC SLASHER
THE STRONGEST FLOW
DISQUIETING CAVALIER
YES WE CANCER
CHEERLESS LEADER
KNIGHT OF TEARS
FRIENDSHIP ANEURYSM
THRESH PRINCE OF LOPAH
RESENTMENTORED
SICKLE INSPECTOR
CANCERTANKEROUS
UNGENTLEMAN
INDIGNANT DIGNITARY
KNIGHT RANT
KNIGHT TEMPLARGH
PALADIN LAD


Gamzee:
GREENHORN
MYSTIC MAGGOT
SPRYRUNT
WOBBLY ONE-WHEEL
SIMPLE SIMON
PORCINE RUMPSLAPPER
DOOFUS MODE ENGAGED
FRATERNIZER
SHORTCAKE CUTUP
WEE WARBLER
CHUCKLIN' HOBBLEDEHOY
MERRY MISSIONARY
GUILELESS GOATGETTER
LYRICAL SHIRKER
Mr. PUNCH-DRUNK
SPOONY PUPA
BLITZKRIEG BUFFOON
YOU ARE THE
MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER
IT'S YOU
PIEMAN OF ALGIERS
SUCKER PUNCHINELLO
TOKEN HIGHBLOOD
JOVIAL YODELER
IN TENTS A FIRE
CLOBBERIN' JACKANAPES
APOLLO'S SHAME
VERSIFUROR
PRACTICAL CHOKER
CLARION CUSS
HARDBOILED HARLEQUIN
FORAY BELCHER
MURDER MINSTREL
STANDUP KNOCKDOWNER
SPIRACLE SMIRKER
CARNIE OF CARNAGE
DISCORD SPECIBUS
ACE OF CLUBS
GAGSTER RAPPER
MISCHIEVOUS MESSIAHS
CANTORIAL MOFO
VEHEMANCER
CLUBKIND CRACKERJACK
THE SPOONIEST
DEATH OF THE PARTY
NO POSSE NECESSARY
BARDCORE BUCKAROO
WIELDER OF THE HARMONIOUS BLUDGEON
MIRACLE WORKER
TROUBADOR FOULMOUTH
INFINITE JESTER


Terezi:
GREENHORN
PRECOCIOUS MAGGOT
NOSY LIL' BUSYBODY
TICKLE INSPECTOR
FILIBUSTER INTERN
DROOLY PETTIFOGGER
SCAFFOLD GROUPIE
PSYCHO PROGNOSTICATOR
APPERCEPTIVE ARBITER
SQUIRMY WYRM
ATTICUS LYNCH
CONTENTIOUS OBJECTOR
WHAT COIN
CHESHIRE AVOCAT
SCALE MODEL
SIBYL SUIT
VISUALLY DEBONAIR
SPECS POST FACTO
TERRAGORGON
ADVOCATVS DRACONIS
REDEYE RASCAL
POUNDS TO THE KILLAGRAM
PRIVATE BLANKEYE
INTELLECTURER
GALLOWS HUMORIST
DRAGONEYED
CYAN LEGATE
SENSELESS DRUBBER
THE COART... IS ON, FIRE
CASUAL HEADGAMER
ROUNDABOUT WHIRLER
YOU 4RE TH3 L4W
1T'S YOU.
PSYCHOBABBLER
GUILLOTINE GALPAL
LIL' THEMIS
TORT DEFORMER
PROMISING ESTOPPEL
LITIGASHER
CRIME SCENE INSTIGATOR
CEREBRAL VORTEX
PALLASCERATOR
BASIBYLISK
TH3 T4ST13ST RUNG
CANEKIND BLACKBELT
COGENT SOLON
UNNERVING MINERVA
SEARING SEER
UNOBJECTIONABLE
OBLONGATA ORACLE
HER TYRANNY
LEGAL EAGLE
EQUILIBRENDER
PRO MAGNA IVSTIA


Sollux:
GREENHORN
WALLOWTIKE
HALFPINT KILLJOY
TETRACORN TOT
HATER BIFUCKATER
BARCODE SCANNER
BOY-OWL
NEURON COLLIDER
EYEMAX 3DEAL
MEDULLARY APPLEBERRY
LISPIN' LAMBASTER
THE BEE'S KNEES
BRILLIANT BICLOPS
GENTLEMAN DUAL
PSI FLASH
APIAN WAYFARER
NERVOUS BRO
YOU ARE THE 2TAR.
IIT'2 YOU
BINOCULAR FISSION
LIL' CHARON
STARK BOMBAST
PROGRAMMING PROGNOSTICATOR
PREFRONTAL VORTEX
DOOM DESIRABLE
CEREBRUM SCORCHER
ORACULLER
BRAINSTEM THRESHER
TWOFOLD TIRESIAS
INFLUX RAPTOR
DIVERGENT DIVINER
HEADCASE NUKE
DUPLIBLAZE
WIZARD OF AWE
ARCLIGHT HELLKITE
BIFURCATION ULTIMATUM
PSI STARSTORM
PREDICATED ERADICATOR
YIN-YANG THAUMATURGE
PLUTONIAN VISIONARY
OSSIFRAGE MAGE


Tavros:
GREENHORN
SIT-'N-SPIN
MILKSOP MAGGOT
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
BULLSITTER
BOY-DODO
CHUPA PUPA
CHINOOKSNIFFER
MOONCALF
BROWN ANGUS
MINITAUR
BOY-RAIL
FREEWHEELIN' TENDERFOOT
TOREADOORMAT
ROLL FOR DEXTERITY
PARALIGHTWEIGHT
BOY-SKYLARK
STATUS: BULLY
LIL' LANCELOT
YOU ARE THE STAR,
IT'S,UM, YOU
ROCKET CHARIOTEER
DEDICATION PAGE
SUPA PUPA
STRATEGIC PARAPLEGIC
ROLL FOR FORTITUDE
CAPACITATED
STAMMERIN' STALLION
PARAPLEGIONNAIRE
MANGRIT DUSTDEVIL
ROCKET CHAIRMAN
CAST-IRON HORSEHITCHER
BREATHSAVER
CRETANESQUE COMBATANT
TOTALLY BLEW IT
SAMSONIAN BESTIARY
SECRET WINDWARD
TITLE PAGE
MATADOORMAT
DIFFIDENT CHAMPION
SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN
MINOTAURNADO


Aradia:
GREENHORN
BLANKEYE BRAT
WHIPPER SNAPPER
DEAD SHUFFLER
BROBOT
MINUTES MAID
COOL
MEGABYTE TYKE
DOMESTICKLER
EXTROLL VIRTUES
ROM RAM
GHOSTY CHICKSTER
ANACHRONASTY
HEART-AND-SOULBROKEN
FACTOTUMBLER
INDIANA JANE
GIGABYTE GAL
FINE
MUSIC BOXER
NECRONOMINEE
ROBO RIBBOT
Y0U ARE THE STAR
IT'S Y0U
PARSEC PARSER
TINY MEDIUM
QUARTZ CRAFTER
FAITHFUL SERVO
PRETTY OKAY
CRYSTAL CRUSHER
LIL' CASSANDRA
EMOTORIZED VEHICLE
DESTINY'S CHILD
SUBSERVIANT SIMULACROID
RAM IN ASCENT
TIN SOLDIER
HOLLOW SUIT
OPTIMUS PRIM
REANIMATRON
ACE OF PACE
REVERSED PRIESTESS
DIODE DIANA
CRYSTALANTHEMUM CUTIE
GOLEMAID
STEELBONE IRONFLESH
MAID OF IRON
HIGH-TENSILE TIMELORD
ADUMBRAL ULTIMATUM
ZERO TOLERANCE
LADY TITANIUM


Nepeta:
GREENHORN
GRIMALKID
FELIS BRATTUS
CATSPLAYER
HELLO KITTY
POUNCEYFLOUNCE
AFFECTIONATE MEOWRAIL
GIRL GREY
VICARIOUS MEOWTOT
MEOW MIXER
CHIPPER SHIPPER
HEARTLASS
BEESKNEES COOLCAT
TEAPOUR SHIPMIDGET
SHORT & STOUT
SPUNKY SPELUNKER
DIAMOND DROOG
ADORABLOODY SUNDAE
33 CHEERS
FELICITOUS FELINE
LYNX-EYED LARPER
SUGAR SQUARE TRAY
JUNIOR MATCHMAKER
GUILLOTIN DOUBLE REACHAROUND
FRISKYKID
MEOWRAIL SUPREME
YOU ARE THE RAWR.
IT'S MEW
ROGUE O.I.
ON THE LAMIACEAE
SHIPWRIGHT
SILLY SPHINX
CHATTERLY'S LASS
SLASH NONFICTION
SUGAR CUBE DISH
HEARTFELT REBELLION
ONE TRUE PURRING
FURRY FURY
NONUPLE THREAT
SUGAR TESSERACT CONTAINMENT ARRAY
ADORABLADESLASHY
ROGUE RUNNER
SELINA-STYLE
CODE ORANGE CATGIRL
HEARTSTRING BATTER
SCHRODINGER'S ROGUE
POUNCE & TROUNCE
WHAT KIND OF POWER IS HEART
ANIME RIPPER
TWO LUMP TIGER
HEART SHOCKSPAR
SHOUJOU TORAMARU
CARDIOVASCULLER
BASTETEER
ROUGE ROGUE
MANTYKECOR
PRETTY OFFICER
THE CAT CAME BACK
VERMEOWLLIAN VILLAIN
CATARIADICATOR
HEART IS AN AWESOME POWER
CREPUSCULAR CRITTER
CUTLASS
Ms. MISTOFFELEES
CHADOU CREEPER
ALPHA CAT
CONVOLVER OCELOT
ROOIBOSS
BAROQUE KRINGLEFUCKER
PLAYFUL AND FLAYFUL
KINKALOW FORTRESS
NINETAIL LASHER
KITTYCATACLYSM
CROUCHING TIGER
HIDDEN DRAGON
FLEET ADMIRAL
PANTHERA REX


Vriska:
GREENHORN
GRUB UNCTIOUS
WEBWEAVING WEIRDO
PROBABABY
SURREPTITIOUS PIPSQUEAK
AMBLYPYGMY
FEISTY PICKPOCKET
ALLY TAUNTER
TADSTINGER
HUGGER-MUGGER
OCTOCULAR TOT
BURGLAR BLUE
KNOWS WHEN TO HOLD 'EM
ARTFUL STODGER
WINDFALL IN A HARDBOILED MANNER
FAYGIN'S PRIDE
LUCKY STRIKES
SHADY LONGLEGS
LIL' CLYTEMNESTRA
STAKESRAISER
SHE LOBS STINGS
WIZARD OF ODDS
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
DREAM-STEALER
Ms. INTEGR8ED
VENOM VIXEN
LOCO LOKI
DESTEENY-TINY
Exp. EATER
HARVESTWOMAN
STROKER OF LUCK
SMUG SNOLLYGOSTER
8 IN THE MORNING
I CAN'T LOSE IN THIS CASINO
RICINUCLEAR FALLOUT
WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
ARACHNID DE-LUX
WE GET IT, YOU LIKE SPIDERS
TRICKTHROW BACKHANDER
KNOWS WHEN TO FOLD 'EM
MARQUISE DE SADE
THE HOUSE NEVER WINS
8R8KCATCHER
MACHIAVENOMOUS
DIE-CAST DIECASTER
ARACHNECLIPSE
ASSERTIVE CERTAINTY
PROBABATTLER
BLACK ORACRUSHER
RANDOMINATOR
ALL THE LEVELS!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAL OF THEM!


Equius:
GREENHORN
FIRMWORM
SWARTHY MAGGOT
ROWDY ROOKIE
BOWKIND BUNGLER
BEEFY WIGGLER
NOTHING SPECIAL
BRAZEN KNUCKLEHEAD
COCOON BUSTER
PUNCHYBUG
GERYON GRABBER
ROBOCIDAL MANIAC
STALWART LARVA
BRUISER AND BLOODY
MILK THRUSTBASH
LIL' CHIRON
NOTHING VENTURED
SERIOUS SLUGGER
YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS
HOTHEAD COOLIE
SILKEN STRING SNAPPER
UPTRIM STURDYGUY
DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ROLEPLAYING
HORSEMAN ENTHUSIAST
STRAPPING PUPA
PERSPACIOUS PERSPIRANT
STALAGMIGHTY
UNGULATE UNFLAGGING
ONE-TROLL LACTOSE VACUUM
LIL' ATLAS
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT IS YOU
STATUS QUOVERLORD
HEAVYWEIGHT GEARBREAKER
FIRER OF ZERO ARROWS
SWITCH HITTER
CENTENNIAL SENTINEL
NOTHING GAINED
PERSPIRING PESTLEHAND
SAMSON'S PRIDE
STRIKER BOWBANE
IMPECCABLE HULK
FIST GUARDIAN
NULLIFIER
HORSE BELLOWER
SADOMASOCLYSM
BONESTEEL FLESHIRON
ELOQUENT BRUTE
FISTKIND UBERMENSCH
BRAWLBOFFIN
HEIRISEN SAGITERROR
GOD-HANDED
DECIMATOR
SPECIAL NOTHING
THE ANGRIEST UNICORN
SILENCER
ZERO TOLERANCE
HEMORAGE
STRONGMAN SUPREME


Kanaya:
GREENHORN
KIDDO TREECLIPS
INSOMNITIKE
DAPPERMAGGOT
THREADSHUTTLE UPSTART
FLUTTERBUG
CHAINSAWKIND DILETTANTE
CLAMBERLASS
STITCHES RIPPER
TASTE FOR DANGER
PATCHES RAGAMUFFIN
NOVA KID
DREAMY SEAMSTRESS
MODEL CITIZEN
NINESAVER
PROFESSOR WASP FANGIRL #1
THE KIND OF GIRL WHO WEARS SENSIBLE SHOES
AGGRESSIVE KNITTER
MEDDLING TONIC TOSSPOT
RIBBIT RUSTLER
HEDGETRIMMIN' MIDGET
NEEDLING NEEDLETHREADER
SYLPH-LOATHING
IMPISH ANGSTROM
DENDROLYTIC FILLY
DRYAD CLEAN ONLY
BRAWNY NAIAD
LUMBERJILL
BLOOMIN' LOOMER
LULLABY LEAGUE
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
BUTCH BELFRIAN
DEADPAN DEFOLIATOR
SYLPH-ABSORPTION
ELFIN EXAMETER
RAY MAVEN
SESQUIPEDALIAN TRANSLOCUTOR
STURDY NYMPH
CHRYSANTHEMUM CUTIE
PAINBOW BARWENCH
DIMINUTIVE DIANA
NEWTONIAN TOPIARY
CHASTEN GORESQUEEZE
SYLPH-ESTEEM
DIMENSIONAL DRACULA
THE KIND OF GIRL WHO'S GOT THE DARK DARK BLUES
IMMACULATE SUBREPTION
TEXAS MISSACRE
POLYCHROMATYK VAMPYRE
LIPSTICK ESPRITAN
WEFT & WARP
SYLPH-CONFIDENCE
MAKEUPKIND EXPONENT
SAWTOOTH FAIRY
QUANTUM LEAPFROG
SUPERNOVA GIRL
IRON MAIDEN
SYLVAN LIGHTYEAR


Eridan:
GREENHORN
FLOUNDERING RUNT
WALLOWTIKE
SNIFFY MINNOW
BATHYSCAMP
SQUIRTGUN SQUIB
BLUNDERBUSBOY
HOPELESS ROMANTICALLY
CHICKEN OF THE SEA
WATERBOY
SCARY POTTER
SARGASSO GUNSLINGER
DOCTOR NOLOVE
TRILOBITER
DREAM O' EMO
RIGGING SCRAMBLER
HALO HUNTER
BATHTUB DESPOT
DOCTOR LAUGHINGSTOCK
JUG LUGGER
CHAMP-FRY
BLUBBERGRUB
WADING-POOL EMPEROR
AQUARIWUSS
GENOCIDE OF FRIES
COUNTERFEIT CONQUISTADOR
HIPPOCAMPUS SCAMP
JOCK COUSTEAU
CASPIAN QUICKDRAW
RIPTIDE RIFLETROLL
SON OF A FISH
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
COCKLESHELL COCKALORUM
BOY-MARLIN
KLUTZY McGENOCIDE
FUCK YOU, SHAMU
PROUDROUSTER
BENEDICT BOTTLED
DUMMY LIMPET
CAESAR'S SEAWORLD
FISHY WIZARD
TORPEDO DAMNER
GATSLINGIN' GARFACE
WRATH OF COD
CANNONEER CHERUBICIDE
DOLPHIN-UNSAFE
CONVIVIAL KLAXON
SHARKBAIT SPARKPLUG
PTEROIS SHOCKTROOP
PANDORA'S PRIDE
SHAMELESS RENEGADE
ANGUILLIFORM ANGUISHER
HOPEFUL PESSIMIST
BABY BELUGUNNER
ETHERIC SCIENTIST
VIOLET ULTRAVIOLENT
BARRELEYE SNIPER
NEMO FANBOY #1
TORPEDO RAYGUN
FANCY SATAN
DEVONIAN JANISSARY
LIL' BONAPARTE
ERNST BLOHARD
MARKSMAN SERAPHBANE


Feferi:
GREENHORN
ROYAL PLUSH
CUTTLE CODDLER
PERCIFORM PIP
BUBBLYGRUB
BATHYSCAMP
CORAL CLIMBER
CHICKEN OF THE SEA
TEENY TINES
CANDYCORN SHRIMP
WE ARE NOT UNAMUSED
UPPITY GUPPY
FRENETIC LIMNETIC
HEXTINED HEXER
OCTOPILGRIM
NEKTON BOPPER
ANEMONE FRIEND
CHAMP-FRY
GILL RAKER
HEXADENTAL HECATE
YOU ARE THE STAR.
IT'S YOU
SINEWY NAIAD
CRAFTER OF LOVE
CHARMWINK CUTTLELASS
AMMONITE TIKE
STARGAZER
PLANKTON RANCHER
POWERPUFF
ACTINOPTERYGIRL
FUSCIA FURY
GILLED FORKSLINGER
SUBAQUATYK EMPYRE
CORAL CORRALHAND
CONVIVIAL SIREN
DILUVIAN DIVA
KRILLSLAYER
COWRIE COWGIRL
SAILOR NEPTUNE
CLUPEA PURPUREA
SORROW DROWNER
SIDESADDLE SHARKBREAKER
MUSCLEBEAST OF THE SEA
RESURRECTION REGENT
ABYSSAL PLAIN RANGER
GL'BGOLYB'S GALPAL
SHORTFUSE BOMBSHELL
LEVIATHAN'S AMIGO
GLUB GLUB HUGE WITCH
HER IMPERIAL CULL-MINATION
HOLY MACKEREL
PARVATI'S PRIDE
WITCH DOCTOR
VIVIFYING VICEREINE
THE PRINCESS EXCUSES YOU
ACIPENSER REGINA
POSEIDON QUEEN
SQUIDISSENTION
LIVING LEGEND
EXQUISITE WITCH


PLAIN AND SERVICEABLE
SERIOUS JESTER
URN SANCTIFIER
HOMELY PIPELAD
MASTER OF CAKES
ECTOBIOLOGICALLY EXEMPT
BURMA SHAVE
YOUR SON IS THE STAR
YOU ARE SO PROUD
SMOKEY THE FATHER
MASTER OF MANGRIT
SAFEBANE MINI-ATLAS
STRONGEST MAN IN THE MEDIUM

[A Salad]

Atticus Lynch made me laugh way harder than it had any right to so I made this

[8oy Skylark]

You mustn't forget Squidissension in Feferi's or Rose's (or both).

[PriffyViole]

I came up with some.

Gamzee: Bardcore Buckaroo
Equius: Strongman Supreme
Vriska: Fiesty Pickpocket
Aradia: Maid of Iron

[FrostCollar]

Terezi:
Promising Estoppel
You are the law
It's you

[Paul]

Terezi:
B3 TH3 L4W
Contentious Objector
The Eye Of The Law

[FrostCollar]

Terezi: Blind Justice (too obvious?)
EDIT: Specs post facto?
EDIT 2:

The Eye Of The Law

The Nose of the Law?

[Wabbajack]

How about this for Terezi:

Advocatus Draconis

[mars7a]

Eridan:

Counterfeit Conquistador

Wannabe Villain

[FrostCollar]

Eridian:
Ernst Blohard

[BewareOfNerd]

Vriska:
Pillweef Extraordinaire

Gamzee:
Thrilla Killa Klown
Royal Dragon Slayer
Codmaster

[413]

Kanaya:
Sylpher and Brimstone
Rainbowsuck Fangirl
Texas Missacre
Scratchet and Clank
Lil Prospiter
Insominityke
Lumberjill

[crepuscularDissembler]

Vriska: (what was the phrase Hussie used for fairies? It was "fluttery asshole" or something. Anyways, whatever it was.)
Probababy, Windfalling in a Hardboiled Manner, Stroker of Luck, Desteensy-tiny, Assertive Certainty, Possybil (this one might be better for Rose), Randominator

Karkat: Claret Banneret, Disquieting Cavalier, Paladin Lad, Knight Rant, Ungentleman, More Spleen than the Weasel King, Paroxysm Cataclysm, Indignant Dignitary, Rampage Page, Resentmentored (for SS father figure time),

Eridan: Thing with Feathers (I don't even know it came up when I searched for synonyms for hope )


The spleen thing is a rather ancient usage. The spleen was associated with anger, and weasels were supposed to have a lot of it. Hooray for pre-science funtimes!

[LukeTheAlmighty]

Vriska:
Troll Nic Cage

[josephStaleknight]

Nepeta:
Greengrub (universal among all SGRUB players)
Catsplayer
Hello Kitty
Two Lump Tiger
Girl Grey
Leading A Nonuple-Life
Pretty Officer
Diamond Droog (not Diamonds Droog, mind)
Nekomat-ic Food Processor
Adorabloody Sundae
Meow Mixer
Ctarl-Ctarl Alt Delete
Pointy Fingueroas
33 Cheers For Miss Leijon
Spelunkier
Shipwright
Code Orange Catgirl
Ripped From The Mi-animes
ADOM Savage
Shoujo Toramaru
Guillotin Double Reacharound
Bastet-en Your Seatbelts!
Chadou Master
Rooiboss
Baroque Kringlefucker
Alpha Cat
Kinkalow Fortress
Admiral Rouge
Panthera Awesome

(I might think of more later.)

Also:
Kanaya: Virgin Cayman

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Dave should have "YOU ARE THE STAR" and "ITS YOU" for him as well, because he writes SBaHJ.

I salute you guys. I could only come up with half-assed Echeladder titles when it came up in my MSPAFA.

[8oy Skylark]

Equius: Hemorage. Musclebeast Aficionado.

[FrostCollar]

Vriska's top rung probably should be something along the lines of "All the levels!!!!!!!!"

[josephStaleknight]

Vriska's top rung probably should be something along the lines of "All the levels!!!!!!!!"

No, it should be "Aaaaaaaall of them!"

[FrostCollar]

Vriska's top rung probably should be something along the lines of "All the levels!!!!!!!!"

No, it should be "Aaaaaaaall of them!"

I thought of that, but the trouble is then "All the levels!!!!!!!!!" wouldn't actually represent, well, all the levels.

EDIT: Wait, there's a simple solution I didn't think of initially.

150. Aaaaaaaall of them!
149. The levels!!!!!!!!

[epoxy]

Dang, these are fantastic. Updated the list! Added a few generic in-betweens, too.

I really cracked up at "Disquieting Cavalier," after thinking about it for a second.

[epoxy]

Nepeta: Greengrub (universal among all SGRUB players)

I was thinking something similar, but I was planning to give all the trolls "MAGGOT" as their bottom rung. It's suitably demeaning and, also, I wasn't sure if green would be the color of freshness on Alternia. Maybe all the vegetation is magenta or something. I suppose green could still represent youth and freshness, since sopor slime is green. Sure, why not.

Also, I like your Nepeta jokes & puns.

[413]

Aradia:
Roboribbit
I am dead people
Zero tolerance

Sollux:
Hater Bifuckater
Got iit out
Eyemax 3deal

[413]

Karkat:
Blood and Al Gore

[The Cool]

YOU ARE THE STAR
and
ITS YOU

should be common across all characters

There should be at least some rungs that are the same so kids can compare.

Dude did you even hit YOU ARE THE STAR yet? DAMN you need to level.