Echeladder fun!

[josephStaleknight]

Nepeta: Greengrub (universal among all SGRUB players)

I was thinking something similar, but I was planning to give all the trolls "MAGGOT" as their bottom rung. It's suitably demeaning and, also, I wasn't sure if green would be the color of freshness on Alternia. Maybe all the vegetation is magenta or something. I suppose green could still represent youth and freshness, since sopor slime is green. Sure, why not.

Also, I like your Nepeta jokes & puns.

Well, I figured that since the kids' echeladders started with a reference to infant humans, the trolls' echeladders should start with something similar, but suited for their tastes. I'm sure that if clandestineTechie's ithicans were based on birds, their echeladders would start with "greenhatchling", if they regarded green as the color of youth.

And thanks for the compliment, though I wonder why you didn't use Guillotin Double Reacharound?

[crepuscularDissembler]

Glad to know my terrible puns are at least mildly amusing. It's hard to tell when you haven't slept for 32 hours.
Terezi:the big troll is to.....HASS THE BODY, Intellecturer, Hale Inhaler, Nosy Lil' Busybody, Unnerving Minerva, Pallascerator, Casual Headgamer

Aradia: Ace of Pace, Intervaliant, Domestickler, Factotumbler, Long Stretcher

[scurviousSwashbuckler]

Dave: MAD SNACKZ MOFO
PUPPET PILLWEEF
COOL BREEZE
TURNWAYS TIMEFLIP
HOT DROPPER
IRONYS IN THE FIRE

[OrangeAipom]

Jade:
BLUH BLUH BITCH WITCH
DOCTOR WHICH

Dave:
SUFFERING PRICK

Karkat:
TROLL WILL SMITH FANGIRL #1

Tavros:
SOULJA BULL (herp derp breath = soul)

Aradia:
WHIPPER SNAPPER

Vriska:
HOUSE NEVER WINS

Kanaya:
RIBBIT RUSTLER (Jade has this one.)

Feferi:
BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH
WITCH DOCTOR

Sollux:
CULLOX PASTOR

[Paul]

Doc Scratch:

Omniunpocketable
Ball Skylark
Cuecumber
Mr. Vanilla Milkshaken
Cue Boy (Reference to Cube Boy flash )

[413]

Aradia: MINUTES MAID
Eridan: HOPE ON POPE
AQUARIYUSS
Karkat: YES WE CANCER
Equius: HEIRISEN SAGITERROR

[Ten_Tacles]

Karkat: YES WE CANCER

Ultimate win.

[PriffyViole]

Feferi and/or Jade: Witchmaster
Aradia and/or Dave: Timelord
Nepeta: Coolcat

[epoxy]

These are fantastic! I think "Zero Tolerance" sounds especially badass for Aradia.

And thanks for the compliment, though I wonder why you didn't use Guillotin Double Reacharound?

Oh dang, I forgot that one. At one point I accidentally overwrote the text and must've forgotten to replace lost entries. I also left out a few that hinge on more esoteric references to pop culture like Spelunky and ADOM. I guess Nepeta is the sort to play such games, but they've never been part of MSPA so it seems too strange that they would appear in SGRUB.

I could be wrong, but I think Homestuck refers to its own made-up pop culture as much or more than it draws from the real one. Weeeiird.

Keep it up, everyone!

[crepuscularDissembler]

I'm always stuck between explaining everything and not seeming like I'm underestimating people's knowledge.
Are there any "rules" about sharing stuff between echeladders? I'd like to put a couple of mine from the John thread here, specifically Terezi: Senseless Drubber and Tavros: Chinooksniffer.

[Pokolo]

Aradia:
Zombie
She DID die then come back to life.

[Doodled]

Terezi:

Blind Prosecutor

Vriska:

Dream-Stealer

Jade:

Sleepy Sculptor

[epoxy]

Cool, more rungs! I made up a few too, particularly for Sollux.

Atticus Lynch made me laugh way harder than it had any right to so I made this

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Yeah, so did I - I mean I laughed at my own joke; I am lame. That image makes me feel okay about smirking, though. It is glorious. Gregory Peck is so badass.

Are there any "rules" about sharing stuff between echeladders? I'd like to put a couple of mine from the John thread here, specifically Terezi: Senseless Drubber and Tavros: Chinooksniffer.

Nope; no rules. Now that you mention it, most rungs look like they could be shared by at least two or three kids, and some are almost universal. Hmm... well, I won't try to copy & paste all suitable rung titles right now, but >Everyone: point out any kid's Rung Title that you think another kid should share.

[DragonSpawn]

Tavros:
TOREAGORED
(Gored by a horn)

Eridan:
SON OF A FISH

[crepuscularDissembler]

Rose: Good Ripper
Terezi: Tarragorgon, Squirmy Wyrm, Basybilisk
Nepeta: Mantykecor, On the Lamiaceae, Catariadicator, Junior Matchmaker, Captain of the Fleet

[413]

Should there be post-mortem rungs? YES.

Feferi: Holy Mackerel

[Doodled]

Jade:

TOO MANY FROGS

Buddy of Duddle

[epoxy]

More added!

I got thinking how the many Daves running around LOHAC during act 5 might tell each other apart. I then recalled a certain poem, which lent inspiration for several rung titles.

[Doodled]

Sollux: Bifurcation Ultimatum

[DragonSpawn]

Gamzee:

MISCHIEVOUS MESSIAH(S?)

Is the "Other" category for secondary characters? If so:

Dad:
HOMELY PIPELAD

Bro:
FATHER RHYME

[413]

Other:
URSA MINOR
BACKGROUND TO A PULP

[413]

fef, eridan: CHICKEN OF THE SEA
karkat: SICKLE INSPECTOR

[Centric]

For Jade: Frogwitch Scuttlass
And, after outshouting Karkat for the fifth time in a row: Hardened Caustic

Feferi: Spacewitch Cullass
Eh, the last one's a stretch

[Paul]

fef, eridan: CHICKEN OF THE SEA

Bit of a modification here: Musclebeast of the Sea

[epoxy]

Whee! More added!

fef, eridan: CHICKEN OF THE SEA
karkat: SICKLE INSPECTOR

Oh man... I'm kind of ashamed/jealous that I didn't think of these before.