Echeladder fun!

[413]

Admiration douche-ily accepted. OH YEAH I KNOW I'M AWESOME HYAH
I come up with the obvious puns, have the obvious username, but no one thought of it before me.
Now i will stop before i over-overindulge myself.

Terezi: ACE CHICK oh no wait that sucks sorry
uhhhhh
Eridan: SCARFFACE

[413]

Oh, and Eridan: BABY BELUGUNNER

[413]

Kanaya: LOW SYLPH-ESTEEM
HIGH SYLPH-ESTEEM
JUST BE YOURSYLPH
SYLPH LOATHING
SYLPH ABSORBED
DON'T HURT YOURSYLPH
SYLPH CENTERED
ME MYSYLPH AND I

Wow these suck and own at the same time. And. THEYRE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

[crepuscularDissembler]

Hey man you know you can go back and edit posts and add stuff right? I mean no offense but triple-posting is rather gauche.

[413]

weren't you paying attention? i am a self-indulging douche.

Terezi: PRIVATE (BLIND) EYE

[413]

BUNP?

[epoxy]

Bunp indeed! I was just about to add new rungs by 413 plus a few I thought of including CANEKIND BLACKBELT and THE ANGRIEST UNICORN.

Kanaya: LOW SYLPH-ESTEEM
HIGH SYLPH-ESTEEM
JUST BE YOURSYLPH
SYLPH LOATHING
SYLPH ABSORBED
DON'T HURT YOURSYLPH
SYLPH CENTERED
ME MYSYLPH AND I

Wow these suck and own at the same time. And. THEYRE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

Uuuhm... these are pretty groan-inducing, dude. Sometimes when no-one states the obvious, I can forgive them for it. (I mean, these are still funny... in a lame sort of way.) I put up some while removing SYLPHER AND BRIMSTONE and SYLPHER AND GOLD in an attempt to prevent anyone overdosing on sylph puns.

Did anyone else notice one of our rungs appeared in real Homestuck? Terezi eulogizes Tavros with "Adios, sweet Toreadoormat." I assume it had nothing to do with our little list, but it's nice to be able to say "called it."

[413]

edit: meh, 75% of my puns suck
i never know which ones people will like so i just put them all

Here's one, I don't know who to give it to though.
SWEET BROIRAIL
Probably Dave?

[8oy Skylark]

Terezi:
HER TYRANNY
THE PROSECUTION SEES NO COIN
DRAGONEYED

... The last one is a pun on Dragonyyd. I really shouldn't explain my puns.

[epoxy]

Updated! I invented and added a few for Gamzee, Equius, Eridan and Feferi.

It feels harder to think of rung titles now that the obvious jokes are made. I thought it would be easy to fill up a list for someone like Tavros, but it's pretty tricky to describe him in a way that sounds cool (that should have been obvious, I guess).

We ought to think up a few more for Tavros and Aradia. It's a way of showing humorous/posthumous affection.

[Plummet]

YOU ARE THE STAR
and
ITS YOU

should be common across all characters

There should be at least some rungs that are the same so kids can compare.

Dude did you even hit YOU ARE THE STAR yet? DAMN you need to level.

YOU ARE THE STAR.


its you.

Also, I am shocked that Gamzee does not have any references to TOKING UP in his Echeladder. I'd think of something, but I'm too retarded.

edit: Or would it be SOPORING UP? Sounds too much like sobering up for my tastes.

[epoxy]

Also, I am shocked that Gamzee does not have any references to TOKING UP in his Echeladder. I'd think of something, but I'm too retarded.

edit: Or would it be SOPORING UP? Sounds too much like sobering up for my tastes.

He does. I tried to make it sort of subtle, but TOKEN HIGHBLOOD is pretty obvious nonetheless.

[Plummet]

Also, I am shocked that Gamzee does not have any references to TOKING UP in his Echeladder. I'd think of something, but I'm too retarded.

edit: Or would it be SOPORING UP? Sounds too much like sobering up for my tastes.

He does. I tried to make it sort of subtle, but TOKEN HIGHBLOOD is pretty obvious nonetheless.

ahahahaha wtf

plummet = shithead

<===shithead.

I didn't even see that, my bad. My eyes slid right over it.

[llamamiah]

Dad:
Strongest Man in the Medium
Serious Jester
Master of Cakes
Smokey the Father

Mom:
Alcohol Ace
Kung Fu Mama
Scientist Shooter

Hearts Boxcars:
KISS THE GIRL
Pissed-Off Strongman

Clubs Deuce:
Lord of Fancy Hats

Dersite Starting Rung:
Blacktike

Prospitian Starting Rung:
Whitetike

Felt Starting Rung:
Greenskin

[crepuscularDissembler]

Gamzee: Infinite Jester, Vehemancer, Death of the Party, Versifuror, Sucker Punchinello, Hardboiled Harlequin, Troubadorabloodthirsty
Sollux: Predicated Eradicator, Oraculler, Divergent Diviner, Programming Prognosticator, The Bee's Knees

[Reecer6]

For Squiddles!

Cutetike
Squidlet
Small Squid
King Squiddley
Adorable Sea Monster

AND BEC!

Power Pup
Psychic Canine
Great Dane
First Guardian

[413]

Squiddles:
Cute Tulu
Tentacle Share-apist
Tentacle Care-apist
Cephalopopular
Invertibrat

[The Almighty 404]

Invertibrat seems a good name for a starting rung. For Squiddles, but maybe also for Nestbound characters.

[epoxy]

I keep giggling as I add new rungs. Troubadorabloodthirsty... heehee! I like the idea that Gamzee's high-level rungs suggested he was a one-man malestrom of murder, and he ignored them.

[8oy Skylark]

Gamzee: Murder Minstrel

Equius: Nothing Gained

Nepeta: Heartstring
(bat bat, pounce pounce :33)

[epoxy]

Bunp. Added the following rungs:

QUANTUM LEAPFROG (x2), SHERIFF MUMPSIMUS, DOOFUS MODE ENGAGED, CHUCKLIN HOBBLEDEHOY, Mr. PUNCH-DRUNK, APOLLO'S SHAME, MURDER MINSTREL, DISCORD SPECIBUS, WIELDER OF HARMONIOUS BLUDGEON, TICKLE INSPECTOR, SCAFFOLD GROUPIE, GALLOWS HUMORIST, GUILLOTINE GALPAL, TORT DEFORMER, CRIME SCENE INSTIGATOR, BRAINSTEM THRESHER, MILKSOP MAGGOT, MOONCALF, BOY-SKYLARK, LIL' LANCELOT, DEDICATION PAGE, TOTALLY BLEW IT, TITLE PAGE, SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN, MEGABYTE TIKE, ROM RAM, GIGABYTE GAL, LIL' CASSANDRA, DESTINY'S CHILD, DIODE DIANA, STOUT SPHINX, SLASH NONFICTION, HEARTSTRING, KITTYCATACLYSM, SMUG SNOLLYGOSTER, NOTHING VENTURED, HEAVYWEIGHT GEARBREAKER, NOTHING GAINED, SILENCER, BATHTUB DESPOT, WADING-POOL EMPEROR, COCLESHELL COCKALORUM, DOLPHIN UNSAFE, CANDYCORN SHRIMP, PLANKTON RANCHER, ABYSSAL PLAIN RANGER, LEVIATHAN'S AMIGO, THE PRINCESS EXCUSES YOU, SORROW DROWNER (x2)

[A Fan]

Suggestions:

Rose - Flagellum Friend, Scriber of the Vast Meow, Oglogoth's Manicurist
Karkat - Hemogoblin, Caps Locksmith, Thresh Prince of LOPAH
Tavros - Brown Angus, Rocket Chairman
Aradia - Necronominee, Tiny Medium, Golemaid
Vriska - Integr8ed Serket, Black Oracrusher, Machiavenomous
Kanaya - Model Citizen, Dryad Clean Only, Ray Maven

Feel free to reject anything you don't like.

[epoxy]

Phahaha! Those are getting added now A Fan. I really like "Oglogoth's Manicurist."

[413]

Nepeta: Duchess of Leon

[A Fan]

Phahaha! Those are getting added now A Fan. I really like "Oglogoth's Manicurist."

Now you've done it. You've encouraged me. Now I have to make more. oh nooooo.

Jade: Coordinate Cowgirl, Batrachiobiologist, Password Protector, Fissile Material Girl, Pumpkin Inspector, Blunderbuss Bonnie, Tachyon Tackler, Spooky Action Girl, Crazy Gluon, Problem Sooth, Full-Life Consequences
Terezi: Psychobabbler, Sidebartender, Scale Model, Equilibrender, Unobjectionable, TH3 T4ST13ST RUNG
Sollux: Apian Wayfarer, Cerebrum Scorcher, Brilliant Biclops, Doom Desirable, Twofold Tiresias, Wizard of Awe
Equius: One-Troll Lactose Vacuum, Hoopy Frood*, Centennial Sentinel, Chiron Man, Status Quoverlord, Special Nothing, Perspicacious Persipirant
Eridan: Waterboy, Jug Lugger, Halo Hunter, Given Unto Ceagar, Hopeful Pessimist
Feferi: Cuttle Coddler, Sea Sharp, Sailor Neptune**, Fuschia Fury, Princess of Puns, Vivifying Vicereine, Her Imperial Cull-mination

*He knows where his towel is.
**I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.