Sitting in front of your computer, you ponder upon whether you really are making the right choice here. Neither how awkwardly drawn you are or the strange position you're sitting in can distract you from this. It is that serious.
Let's fill you in on some background here. You probably know about the game SBURB. You may or may not have heard about the Double Reacharounds. These occurred when some bright person figured out that SBURB would be easiest with just two players.
We, of course, laugh at 'easiness'.
The idea here is an 100-person session. It could be strange, dangerous, and most likely not easy. There is a minor chance of it being humdrum and boring but we aren't going to let that happen. Some people backed out ("I know it sounds fun, but I prefer living more."). But you are not really the sort of person who does that thing. Oh wait, looks like we won't have to decide anything after all.
There is only one thing to do now.
Oh, and you need a name! Or at least, a better one. You can't go around being called Henr- uhh, I mean, something drab and boring all your life. Technically you can, but if you do have to keep this name you will be very unhappy.