Centuple Reacharound

[Nehh]

Sitting in front of your computer, you ponder upon whether you really are making the right choice here. Neither how awkwardly drawn you are or the strange position you're sitting in can distract you from this. It is that serious.


Let's fill you in on some background here. You probably know about the game SBURB. You may or may not have heard about the Double Reacharounds. These occurred when some bright person figured out that SBURB would be easiest with just two players.

We, of course, laugh at 'easiness'.

The idea here is an 100-person session. It could be strange, dangerous, and most likely not easy. There is a minor chance of it being humdrum and boring but we aren't going to let that happen. Some people backed out ("I know it sounds fun, but I prefer living more."). But you are not really the sort of person who does that thing. Oh wait, looks like we won't have to decide anything after all.

There is only one thing to do now.



Oh, and you need a name! Or at least, a better one. You can't go around being called Henr- uhh, I mean, something drab and boring all your life. Technically you can, but if you do have to keep this name you will be very unhappy.

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To join up as a player/author for this, go Dennis. It either will or won't be worth it, I assure you.

[Skelatox]

Philip McPherson.

[Embargo]

Nicholas Carrier

[Snowmanne]

Henruhh Draboring

[maxicaxi]

Nicholas Pilgrim

[Ford Johnes]

Face

[autoglassmasterclass]

Ng Sassafras

[Dmabster]

Farmer Glickstein

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

Nicholas Michaels.

[JordanTH]

Scott Pilgrim
Jacob Rainson

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

Scott Pilgrim

(Totally didn't think the same thing)

[Nehh]

Philip McPherson.

Look, you're obviously missing something important here. When someone gets a name it is because they want some exciting moniker to nicely compliment their personality, not because they want some stupid unoriginal name which dooms them to a life of sheer dull normality! If you're saying that, then I might as well kee-

Nicholas Carrier

Ng Sassafras

Okay, thank you. That actually sounds reasonable. Thank you ever so much. I was starting to get worried about the quality of people these days. This shows there is some hope, however. Okay. Brilliant. I'll just go and...

Hang on, is that the time already? Quick, you'd better do something! There are 99* other characters to get through and we haven't got all day!


*potentially

[kahbn]

start up character introducing/naming montage.

[autoglassmasterclass]

get obligatory memes out of the way first

[Nehh]

get obligatory memes out of the way first

If you insist.



Now, there is NO WAY you are going to do anything animalistic to your EPICSWEET games console. Seriously. You paid money for that thing!

Also, anyone with eyes should be able to spot that I already have arms. This is an entirely suitable number of arms and to be quite honest, getting any more would be excessive.

Anything else?

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

Don't forget some BLUH.

[Doorhandle]

Also, check for stairs. Them bastards can sneak up on you.

[slooth]

Something about arms, I believe?

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

We've got arms covered.

But yeah, I'm warning you about those stairs.

[slooth]

I dont have eyes...

[kahbn]

the existence/non-existence of certain gourds.

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

Yeah, those gourds, always disappearing and not existing.

[Rufus]

>Hurry up and play Sburb with 100 other poor bastards.

[autoglassmasterclass]

play a haunting face refrain

[Nehh]

Don't forget some BLUH.

the existence/non-existence of certain gourds.

Also, check for stairs. Them bastards can sneak up on you.

play a haunting face refrain

O... kayyyy...

Well, here goes.

where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN







Whew.

Now all I need to do is name it 'Nicholas: Play a haunting pumpkin refrain' and we're done here.