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Fire Goliath
The Book of Wozzinjay
The Great Gift
And the Great Smiths of Pipplemop did forge upon the Zillian Anvil the beautiful hammer, in the presence of the ILLUSTRIOUS PURPLE MESSENGERS of the silly one. And the skies did open, and from them, a voice did decree:
This is the Hammer of Zillyhoo. Let its power and might be free, and known to all within the Wozzinjay Fiefdom, and to every soul within the Realm of the Snargly Fruzmigbubbins.
And all who bore witness fell to their knees and wept at its beauty.
Wozzinjay 586:14