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[Worlds scariest Hailstorm]

You emerge from the exit of Hell itself. Around you lie the corpses of the undead hordes who tried to stop you. Giant hell-titans fell by your blade. Tiny hell-ants mercilessly squashed by your feet. You did this all yourself. You made it to the Devil's chamber, and defeated him in an epic battle. Today the whole of hell resounds with pain at the sheer scale of your victory.

What do you do?

[Ford Johnes]

>Get moving, you still have a princess to save!

[Mettaur_M3ltd0wn]

...Victory dance?

Oh. Dur. Replay old levels to get all the E-penis Trophies and achievements!

Or turn off the console and do the dishes, young man. D:<

[Masterweaver]

>THOU MUST SEEK OUT ALL THE ANCIENT ARTIFACTS, MY CHILD.

[Worlds scariest Hailstorm]

>THOU MUST SEEK OUT ALL THE ANCIENT ARTIFACTS, MY CHILD.

Oh. Dur. Replay old levels to get all the E-penis Trophies and achievements!

>Get moving, you still have a princess to save!

You suddenly remember all the side quests you purposefully avoided to get your new best time. You whip out your trusty Hell-map to see all the marked ANCIENT ARTIFACTS.



Looks like there are two. The Elixir of life, and the Ancient toenail of Christendom lost. Whoever named these artifacts sounds like they just wrote whatever popped into thier head for about a second.

Unfortunatley, there is no Princess. Just a giant wall of ancient symbols stands out in front of you.

Or turn off the console and do the dishes, young man. <

But I left them to soak, like a minute ago!



And who are you calling young man??



You are a NAMELESS GAMER. You are obsessed with the PSX game DUNGEON FLOW, which you play near constantly. You are also the WORLD'S BIGGEST INVADER ZIM FANGIRL. The show has only been out for a few months, and the lack of SLASH FANART for it makes you upset. You live in a DISGUSTING APARTMENT with your ROOMATE WHO IS ALWAYS OUT.


You are now in control of TWO CHARACTERS. Control NAMELESS GAMER by prefacing text with NG, Control AAA (game character) with AAA.

[Eldrake]

NG: Do you have a phone? You should call your Roommate and yell at him/her to return already ASAP.

[Varkarrus]

Name: Aba.

(also she already reminds me of me)

[Kyta]

NG: Put catfood bowl on head and have a minor seizure

[youdont12know]

>consume catfood.

[Worlds scariest Hailstorm]

NG: Do you have a phone? You should call your Roommate and yell at him/her to return already ASAP.

You suddenly think of LUCY, your roomate. She's a GOTH, and like a goth, she spends all her time at the Graveyard with her Goth friends.



You decide to phone her up.





NG: Lucy! You've GOT to come home. I was playing Dun...
LB: I am home.
NG: What?
LB: I'm in the next room. I decided to take today off after last night's Seance. We summoned the mini-Devil.
NG: Oh... Uh... Well I just got THE MOST AWESOME HIGH SCORE! It's now not long until i TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
LB: Stop doing the Invader Zim voice, or I'll put down the phone.
NG: Yeah, stop being such a Dib, DIB!
*LB has hung up* Man, she hates it when I call her Dib. But she looks like Dib. She has a big head.

NG: Put catfood bowl on head and have a minor seizure

Wait... I need to get back to the game.

>consume catfood.

NICE!

Name: Aba.

You wave your HAND to change the symbols on the board.



Eff it, that'll do.

Now, you need to SUBMIT your name. Unless you'd like to change it...

[Varkarrus]

Aba.

[kahbn]

mash that start button.

DRAMATICALLY.

[Reecer6]

Aba: SUBMIT!

NG: Jump out the window

[youdont12know]

nameless gamer: cosplay

[Jonath Nell]

NG: Become part of the game?

[crash826]

>NG: Find that there's a DLC release for Dungeon Flow out, and it's an ENTIRELY NEW WORLD! (named "Player Integration" for some reason)

[Worlds scariest Hailstorm]

Aba.

Aba: SUBMIT!

mash that start button.

DRAMATICALLY.

ABA is your name. It reminds you of Swedish death metal band, "Abba"


Your new high score has been saved! You decide to celebrate in your own special way.

NG: Jump out the window

You safely land on a clothesline outside. Good thing you have such polygon perfect jumping skill.


This is the usual route you take to your INSANE CONSPIRACY THEORIST NEIGHBOUR'S flat. It's quicker, and safer than walking at street level.

nameless gamer: cosplay

As you walk along the clothesline, you can't resist grabbing your clothes and dressing as your GAMING IDOL ABA, your IRKEN PERSONA NAM, and FEMINIST GAMING ICON SAMUS ARAN.

Meanwhile, DUNGEON FLOW restarts from the beginning.

You have obtained your COMPLETION HALO, and restarted with all your equipment intact.

mash that start button.

DRAMATICALLY.

NG: Become part of the game?

>NG: Find that there's a DLC release for Dungeon Flow out, and it's an ENTIRELY NEW WORLD! (named "Player Integration" for some reason)

(I'd drawn everything before these were submitted, they'll be used in the next update)

Here's a static version of the Inventory, in case you can't pause the above image

[kahbn]

>wear fedora, gold armor and dominatrix boots

>listen to message from father

[Masterweaver]

>NG: Enter conspiracy theorist's hovel.

>CT: Giggle and mutter something about THE MAD GODS.

[Varkarrus]

WEAR THE FUCKING FEDORA LIKE YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD ONE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF YOU DID AND YOU WERENT WEARING IT YOU DESERVE DEATH.

sorry. But do that.

[Worlds scariest Hailstorm]

NG: Become part of the game?

>NG: Find that there's a DLC release for Dungeon Flow out, and it's an ENTIRELY NEW WORLD! (named "Player Integration" for some reason)

This is the PSX! DLC doesn't exist! Extra content is for PC gamers! The only way to add extra content to the PSX would be a new edition of the game, or a cartridge, or a collosal peice of tech to attach to the system itself!

After that command was entered, a mysterious box brings itself into existance somewhere in the flat. It blocks a door.



MEANWHILE



Dammit, she already saved.

WEAR THE FUCKING FEDORA LIKE YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD ONE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF YOU DID AND YOU WERENT WEARING IT YOU DESERVE DEATH.

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FEDORA IN THIS GAME

Wear everything at once.

Noone actually asked this, but I drew it anyway.

>wear fedora, gold armor and dominatrix boots

You decide to go for something a little more durable.

>listen to message from father

This is a compact disk! There's no disk recorder to play it!

MEANWHILE

>NG: Enter conspiracy theorist's hovel.

NG enters the neighbouring building.



This is Rick, a guy you visit every so often. He calls you "Space girl" due to your unusual personas and costumes. He frequently talks about the moon, but often you don't listen. Today is no different-

>CT: Giggle and mutter something about THE MAD GODS.

He goes talking about how Apollo 11 never landed on the moon, and then goes on to talk about how planets are really Gods that watch over us, and then he mentions something about Halos, and "The Flood" or something, and how the MAD GODS will wage thier WRATH upon the earth using these "HALOS" or something. You don't pay attention.


(front of area)

(back of area)

You can control:
Nameless gamer: NG
ABA: ABA
Lucy Bonemarra': (new!) LB

[Reecer6]

NG: When you arrive at the flat, start typing out slash with your haunted typewriter, based on the one in Dungeon Life

[ardentApathy]

>ABA: Wear pants on head

[Masterweaver]

>LB: Spontaneously reveal to ABA that YOU ARE ACTUALLY AN ELF.
>ABA: Begin quests. ALL OF THEM.
>NG: Be oblivious to Rick's attempts at flirting with you.

[kahbn]

examine the file pile