Adventures of Derpland.

[Derp.]

((This is my first attempt at an adventure. Don't shoot me please >.< ))




You are that guy standing in the middle of the room, he is you.

You have no clue where you are and can't seem to remember anything,
the one that you do seem to know is that the siren beside you is annoying.

[kahbn]

hide under box to get away from siren

[Masterweaver]

Well, nice art!

>Examine black stain on wall

[Derp.]

hide under box to get away from siren

The box offers little protection from the blaring sound. And to make matters worse,
you dont even know which way the siren is spinning.

Well, nice art!

>Examine black stain on wall

Oh, that's just wall pudding!

((p.s. Thank you :] ))

[N-ARF]

> Press buttons on keypad! It is sure to make matters far better than they are at present.

(Gotta agree with masterweaver(?)! You've got some good stylisma going on here!)

[N-ARF]

Alternate option to avoid leaving my repeat post up:

> Consume WALL PUDDING. It certainly looks delicious!

[Masterweaver]

>Consume Wall pudding and ACHIEVE HIGHER RANKING.

Incidentally, it's Masterweaver. One word, no caps.

[Derp.]

> Press buttons on keypad! It is sure to make matters far better than they are at present.

(Gotta agree with masterweaver(?)! You've got some good stylisma going on here!)

Alternate option to avoid leaving my repeat post up:

> Consume WALL PUDDING. It certainly looks delicious!

>Consume Wall pudding and ACHIEVE HIGHER RANKING.

Incidentally, it's Masterweaver. One word, no caps.

Obviously those buttons are there so you can play Tic Tac Toe.



You consume the wall pudding in three large gulps.



You level up!

but...

Aren't you supposed to get something when you level up?

[N-ARF]

> Obtain snappy dance shoes.

[Masterweaver]

>Obtain sudden dramatic history.

[Wessolf27]

>Obtain superpower of invisibility

[Derp.]

>Obtain sudden dramatic history.

You suddenly remember how creepy your mother was

Also how she died in child birth, you now feel guilty, but also your pretty sure this memory had nothing to do with your level gain.

> Obtain snappy dance shoes.

Ballet shoes? really? you seriously hope this is a joke.

>Obtain superpower of invisibility

Now this is more like it but err... how is this going to help you? It's definitely not going to help stop the siren.



What was that?!? huh,well good thing you were invisible.

[Wessolf27]

>tip toe your way out of there

[FrostCollar]

>tip toe your way out of there

>Stay near the wall too.

[Masterweaver]

>Practice stealthy ballet.

[Derp.]

You dont remember that sticky note being there before...

>tip toe your way out of there

>Stay near the wall too.

YOU CANT! :S

To your left is a wall and a bag that says do not open:



And to your right is another wall but it has a door:

>Practice stealthy ballet.

You can't, your ballet shoes aren't stealth ballet shoes. Although they might come in handy when it's dark.

What with all these giant neck tie's looking banners?

You feel like some of science experiment.

[N-ARF]

> Stealthily obtain and examine sticky note.

[Masterweaver]

>Upend box while you're at it.

[kahbn]

>get in cardboard box
>proceed to use IMAGINATION!

[N-ARF]

>get in cardboard box
>proceed to use IMAGINATION!

>Create transmogrifier!

[Wessolf27]

>get in cardboard box
>proceed to use IMAGINATION!

>Create transmogrifier!

This. So. Much.

[Derp.]

> Stealthily obtain and examine sticky note.

Clearly whoever left tthe note does not appreciate your invisibility. you decide to co-operate.

>get in cardboard box
>proceed to use IMAGINATION!

>Create transmogrifier!

When you turned the box over you found a marker! now you can finally play tic tac toe! But for now there are more important things to do, like get in the box and use your imagination, and of course the Transmorgifier needed to be upgraded to meet your standards.

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I got alittle lazy... Shh! :P but dog decided to fall asleep for an hour so i kinda wanted to update quick... :P

[Wessolf27]

Make some sort of weapon with your transmorgifier, and you might wanna disobey that Do Not Open sign.

[Derp.]

Make some sort of weapon with your transmorgifier, and you might wanna disobey that Do Not Open sign.

Some sort of weapon? the possibilities are endless, if I am to make a weapon I need specifics >.<

While you try to decide you open the bag that says "do not open" you can't always obey...



You find a potato, a key and 50 oddly coloured dollars canadian. Well you guess your in Canada then...

[Wessolf27]

Sorry for no specifics, make something like a simple staff for the moment. Make a hand shield while you're at it.

Also use that key to open the door!