This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

[Varkarrus]

You know you're addicted to MSPA when...

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- The only reason you fight with other people is to get higher on your 'Echeladder'.
- you feel like any moment Gamzee will attack you (actually, I really feel like that right now xD)
- you're terrified by the current horror scenes.
- you use MSPA memes (IT KEEPS HAPPENING!).
- you think what troll or kid you're most like.
- you made a tribute video to Homestuck (I made one to Bro).

You know you're addicted to MSPA when...

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You think of all relationships as if they were in quadrants.

You try to smash together a hammer and a pogo-stick, to no avail.

You watch Con Air. Every day.

You update a shipping wall.

You have had 5 MSPA Fan Adventures... Simultaneously.

You are obsessing over the differences between archival reading and serial reading.

You've attempted to smell your way out of a place instead of looking.

You refer to all athletic maneuvers as an "acrobatic fucking pirouette."

You make SBaHJ references without even trying to.

You frequently wonder about your past and future selves.

You physically cannot handle yourself when around a deck of cards or an eight-sided die.

Oh man I'm obsessed.

[Tenebrais]

-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --
CC: )(I ---ERIDAN!
CA: fef
CA: wwhat is it
CC: I WANT-ED TO C)(ANG-E MY MIND!
CC: I DO WANT TO B-E YOUR MATESPRIT!!
CA: wwait
CA: really
CA: you really mean this
CC: Y----ES!!!!
CA: oh fuck
CA: i mean this is
CA: sure id love to
CA: wait
CA: you dont normally use caps so fuckin much
CC: I'M JUST R---EALLY -----EXCIT-ED!!
CA: that doesnt sound right
-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] is now known as carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CG: WELL FUCK.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

[Shard]

There needs to be more Problem Sleuth character pesterlogs.

[Nepeta]

What kind of logic does Equius use to prove something?

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STRONG Induction.

Hehehe... thought of that during logic class today.

[Subotan]

What kind of logic does Equius use to prove something?

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STRONG Induction.

Hehehe... thought of that during logic class today.

What method does Karkat prove the validity of an argument?

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NATURAL DEDUCTION

...Ok that was poor. But I think you got the single logic-Homestuck joke which could ever be made

[BlastYoBoots]

Flood of Twilight jokes go gogogo

Crossposting someone's thing from chat thread:

In my excitement, I wrote a little thing.

gA: Eridan I Need To Talk To You
cA: wwhat
cA: no thats f*ckin impossible
cA: youre dead
gA: Undead Actually
gA: And Im Quite Thirsty
tC: honk
cA: wwhat wwas that
tC: HONK
gA: I Dont Know
tC: welcome to the dark carnival, motherf*ckers.
tC: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO MOTHERF*CKING DIE. : o )
gA: Hello Gamzee
tC: wait, karkat said that-
gA: Yes I Died
cA: so howw-
tC: MOTHERF*CKING MIRACLES.
gA: ...
cA: ...
tC: ...
cA: so kan does that mean youre feelin caliginous
gA: Shut Up Eridan

[SCP]

Wait, why were these two threads merged? They don't really have too much of a parallel purpose. <.>

[BlastYoBoots]

I don't see the merge you're referring to?

[mars7a]

How do you know Earth was created by Sollux Captor?

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It has two poles!

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Get it? The Earth has the North and South Pole? Two poles? Bipolar? HAAHAHAHAHAHA

[BlastYoBoots]

How do you know Earth was created by Sollux Captor?

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It has two poles!

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Get it? The Earth has the North and South Pole? Two poles? Bipolar? HAAHAHAHAHAHA

TC: fucking magnets.
TC: HOW DO THEY WORK? Do:
TA: 2orry, my bad.

[epoxy]

What kind of logic does Equius use to prove something?

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STRONG Induction.

Hehehe... thought of that during logic class today.

What kind of math does Equius use to calculate his trajectories through the Incipisphere?

Brute force!

TC: fucking magnets.
TC: HOW DO THEY WORK? Do:
TA: 2orry, my bad.

Hahaa!

[SCP]

I don't see the merge you're referring to?

You know you're addicted to MSPA when...

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- The only reason you fight with other people is to get higher on your 'Echeladder'.
- you feel like any moment Gamzee will attack you (actually, I really feel like that right now xD)
- you're terrified by the current horror scenes.
- you use MSPA memes (IT KEEPS HAPPENING!).
- you think what troll or kid you're most like.
- you made a tribute video to Homestuck (I made one to Bro).

You know you're addicted to MSPA when...

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You think of all relationships as if they were in quadrants.

You try to smash together a hammer and a pogo-stick, to no avail.

You watch Con Air. Every day.

You update a shipping wall.

You have had 5 MSPA Fan Adventures... Simultaneously.

You are obsessing over the differences between archival reading and serial reading.

You've attempted to smell your way out of a place instead of looking.

You refer to all athletic maneuvers as an "acrobatic fucking pirouette."

You make SBaHJ references without even trying to.

You frequently wonder about your past and future selves.

You physically cannot handle yourself when around a deck of cards or an eight-sided die.

These two posts have different topic titles than the 'This thread is a complete joke!' one.

Or maybe I'm just seeing things. @.@

[dynamicEquilibrium]

What kind of math does Equius use to calculate his trajectories through the Incipisphere?

Brute force!

*giggle*

[BlastYoBoots]

Another crosspost of someone else's thing

Though it'd be pretty funny if she just thinks she's a rainbow drinker.

CG: YOU KNOW THAT WOUND NEVER LOOKED THAT BAD, TO BE HONEST.
GA: No I Am Quite Sure I Am A Rainbow Drinker
GA: Look I Have Fangs
CG: YOU ALWAYS HAD FANGS.
GA: Maybe I Was Always A Rainbow Drinker
GA: And Just Didnt Know It
CG: CAN YOU EVEN STAND THE TASTE OF BLOOD?
GA: Er
GA: No
GA: My Attempt To Drink of Feferis Blood Was
GA: Mostly Unsuccessful
GA: But Im Sure My Unquenchable Desire For The Font Of The Hemospectrum Will Kick In
GA: Any Second Now
CG: ...
GA: ...
GA: Aaaaany Second Now

People should really remember to bring their funny mini-pesterlogs here

EDIT: FFFF another one

Regarding Valve and Trolls:
CA: if fightin wwill result in vvictory then you must fight
CA: suntzu said that and I say he knowws a little more about fightin then you do pal
CA: because he invvented it and then he perfected it
CA: so that no livving troll can best him in the ring a honor
CA: and then he used his fight money to buy twwo a evvery animal
CA: and then he herded them all onto a boat
CA: and then he beat the crap out evvery single one
CA: and from day forwward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place
CA: its called a zoo


CA: unless its a farm

This is amazing

ftfy, lack of Eridan's mysterious accent on the "of's"

[Bommster]

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homefrigginRun [HR] began pestering heavyweaponsGuy [HG]

HR: bonk.
HG: SCOUT!!!
HG: THERE ARE YOU, YOU HAD ME WORRIED.
HR: BONK.
HG: UH
HG: YES.
HG: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TELL EVERYONE TO LET KNOW IF GOING TO WANDER OFF.
HR: bonk.
HR: BONK.
HR: bonk.
HR: BONK.
HG: I GET IT GUY, YOU ARE SCOUT, WHO CARES.
HG: LEAVE THE TOUGH GUY ANTICS AND GET BACK HERE.
HG: THINGS ARE BAD, YOU COULD BE IN DANGER.
HR: shut up.
HG: WHAT.
HR: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, FRIGGIN' DUMBASS.
HR: bonk bonk bonk d:-)
HG: SCOUT
HG: ARE YOU OKAY
HG: YOU ARE ACTING STRANGE.
HR: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HR: uh, yeah...
HR: I GUESS I'M ALL FRIGGIN' WEIRDING OUT AT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN FRIGGIN' SELF.
HR: but it's alright, i'm okay with it.
HG: OH NO.
HG: PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU ARE CRAZY, I COULD NOT TAKE THAT ON TOP OF THIS.
HR: ON TOP OF FRIGGIN' WHAT, TOUGH GUY.
HG: SPY WENT CRAZY AND KILLED PYRO AND ENGINEER, AND I AM SCARED.
HR: heh heh.
HG: HEH HEH???
HG: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
HG: SCOUT, GET BACK HERE NOW, AND HAVE SODA FOR RELAX OR SOMETHING.
HR: SODA?
HR: there is no more soda, bro.
HR: AND ANYWAY.
HR: it was friggin poison, didn't you know?
HG: UH...
HG: NO? I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER DRINK, BUT
HR: THEN GET FRIGGIN' SCHOOLED ALL ABOUT THE NEWS, DUMBASS.
HR: it rots you.
HR: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BRAIN.
HR: and the floor stares up back at you through the friggin' hole.
HR: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
HR: only under friggin' standing of who all i was made out to be all along.
HR: ONLY UNDER FUCKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO FUCKING BE ALL A FUCKING LONG.
HG: OH NO.
HG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HR: i've been bein' a dumbass.
HR: BEIN' A FRIGGIN' MORON.
HR: in lifelong denial about my calling.
HR: we are higher than you, brother.
HR: WE ARE HIGHER THAN FUCKIN EVERYBODY.
HR: bonk.
HG: SCOUT
HG: PLEASE NO
HR: and now i'm the last one, so i finally friggin understand.
HR: I FINALLY FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHO THE AWESOME MESSIAHS ARE.
HR: they were always both me. d:-)
HR: AND ALSO FUCKING ME. D-:b
HR: and now.
HR: AND FRIGGIN' NOW.
HR: i am going to friggin' kill all you dumbasses.
HG: OH NO
HG: OH NO
HG: THIS IS BAD.
HR: I AM GOING TO FRIGGIN' KILL ALL YOU DUMBASSES.
HR: and paint my hats with your friggin' blood.
HR: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DROP SUPPLY BOXES.
HR: your crushed bones will make my refined metal.
HR: WELCOME TO 2FORT_NIGHT, BRO.
HR: bonk.
HR: BONK.
HR: bonk.
HR: BOOOOOOOOOOINK.

homefrigginRun [HR] ceased pestering heavyweaponsGuy [HG]

OOH, THIS IS BAD.

[DragonSpawn]

That was pure genius.

[Ablaze]

Eridan invited his friends out for golf, but they all left him when he shot a hole in one.

[BlastYoBoots]

Friends?

[epoxy]

Eridan invited his friends out for golf, but they all left him when he shot a hole in one.

When Vriska revealed her true feelings for him, what did Tavros say?

Nothing! He was absolutely transfixed!

[Doodled]

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homefrigginRun [HR] began pestering heavyweaponsGuy [HG]

HR: bonk.
HG: SCOUT!!!
HG: THERE ARE YOU, YOU HAD ME WORRIED.
HR: BONK.
HG: UH
HG: YES.
HG: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TELL EVERYONE TO LET KNOW IF GOING TO WANDER OFF.
HR: bonk.
HR: BONK.
HR: bonk.
HR: BONK.
HG: I GET IT GUY, YOU ARE SCOUT, WHO CARES.
HG: LEAVE THE TOUGH GUY ANTICS AND GET BACK HERE.
HG: THINGS ARE BAD, YOU COULD BE IN DANGER.
HR: shut up.
HG: WHAT.
HR: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, FRIGGIN' DUMBASS.
HR: bonk bonk bonk d:-)
HG: SCOUT
HG: ARE YOU OKAY
HG: YOU ARE ACTING STRANGE.
HR: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HR: uh, yeah...
HR: I GUESS I'M ALL FRIGGIN' WEIRDING OUT AT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN FRIGGIN' SELF.
HR: but it's alright, i'm okay with it.
HG: OH NO.
HG: PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU ARE CRAZY, I COULD NOT TAKE THAT ON TOP OF THIS.
HR: ON TOP OF FRIGGIN' WHAT, TOUGH GUY.
HG: SPY WENT CRAZY AND KILLED PYRO AND ENGINEER, AND I AM SCARED.
HR: heh heh.
HG: HEH HEH???
HG: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
HG: SCOUT, GET BACK HERE NOW, AND HAVE SODA FOR RELAX OR SOMETHING.
HR: SODA?
HR: there is no more soda, bro.
HR: AND ANYWAY.
HR: it was friggin poison, didn't you know?
HG: UH...
HG: NO? I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER DRINK, BUT
HR: THEN GET FRIGGIN' SCHOOLED ALL ABOUT THE NEWS, DUMBASS.
HR: it rots you.
HR: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BRAIN.
HR: and the floor stares up back at you through the friggin' hole.
HR: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
HR: only under friggin' standing of who all i was made out to be all along.
HR: ONLY UNDER FUCKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO FUCKING BE ALL A FUCKING LONG.
HG: OH NO.
HG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HR: i've been bein' a dumbass.
HR: BEIN' A FRIGGIN' MORON.
HR: in lifelong denial about my calling.
HR: we are higher than you, brother.
HR: WE ARE HIGHER THAN FUCKIN EVERYBODY.
HR: bonk.
HG: SCOUT
HG: PLEASE NO
HR: and now i'm the last one, so i finally friggin understand.
HR: I FINALLY FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHO THE AWESOME MESSIAHS ARE.
HR: they were always both me. d:-)
HR: AND ALSO FUCKING ME. D-:b
HR: and now.
HR: AND FRIGGIN' NOW.
HR: i am going to friggin' kill all you dumbasses.
HG: OH NO
HG: OH NO
HG: THIS IS BAD.
HR: I AM GOING TO FRIGGIN' KILL ALL YOU DUMBASSES.
HR: and paint my hats with your friggin' blood.
HR: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DROP SUPPLY BOXES.
HR: your crushed bones will make my refined metal.
HR: WELCOME TO 2FORT_NIGHT, BRO.
HR: bonk.
HR: BONK.
HR: bonk.
HR: BOOOOOOOOOOINK.

homefrigginRun [HR] ceased pestering heavyweaponsGuy [HG]

OOH, THIS IS BAD.

I'd nom this if that was something we did in this thread.

[Volpicks]

I don't have joke right now, but that was awesome Bommster.

[Bommster]

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CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: I, WHAT.
CGC: HONK.
CCG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
CGC: HONK K4RK4T. HOOOOONK.
CCG: IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?
CGC: HOOOOOONK.

CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: h0nk
CCG: WHAT THE FUCK, ARADIA?
CCG: GAMZEE STOP IT, PLEASE.
CAA: h0000nk h0nk h0nk 0o0

CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAT: uHH, hONK,
CCG: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS GAMZEE. STOP PLEASE.
CAT: hONK, hONK, uHH, HOOOONK,

CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: :o33 < honk!
CCG: PLEASE.
CAC: :o33 < honk honk hoooonk!!


CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGA: Honk Honk
CCG: PRETTY PLEASE? (:B
CGA: Honk Honk Honk Honk
CAC: :o33 < honk!
CAA: h0nk
CGC: HONK HONK.

CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAG: Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk.
CCG: OH GOD FUCK PLEASE GAMZEE STOP.
CAG: Hoooooooonk. ::::o)
CCG: WHY. JUST WHY.
CAT: hONK,

CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCT: D --> Honk
CCG: WHY WHY WHY WHY
CCT: D --> Honk

CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCC: )(onk!

[CCG] ceased responding to memo.

CGC: H4H4H4H4H4

CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCA: honk
CGC: SHUT UP 3R1D4N YOU W3R3NT 1NV1T3D
CCA: i fuckin hate you all

CGC banned CCA from responding to memo.

[dynamicEquilibrium]

Who did the painting of a pipe on Dad's wall?

Rene Mangritte

click here if you don't get it

[BlastYoBoots]

Going through others' jokes in chat thread, falling over all these crossposts:

I think Equius got the point.

He shouldn't have been so arrowgant!

He chose to bow on account of Gamzee's piercing eyes.

He sure got shafted, I guess.

[Varkarrus]

CCG: OKAY FINE JOHN YOU WIN
CEB: ???
CCG: GHOSTBUSTERS IS
CCG: PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
CEB: YES! i knew you would like it carcat!
CCG: I GUESS, I MEAN CONSIDERING WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH IT WAS A NICE REPOSE
CEB: well karkle i am glad you enjoy it
CEB: just remember what you do when there are ghosts
-- Past apocalypseArisen [PAA] responded to memo --
PAA: hell0
CEB: who are you going to call?
CGG: JOHN NO
CEB: GHOSTBUSTERS
PAA: 0_0
-- Past apocalypseArisen ceased pestering --
CCG: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JOHN

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Aradia John new OTP