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  1. 05-27-2011, 02:41 PM #301
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    How is John's new hammer?

    Vristastic.
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  2. 05-30-2011, 03:31 PM #302
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    What happened when Dave tried to make Terezi's rocket wings a bit more personal?

    In the least offensive way possible.
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bellstrom View Post
    What happened when Dave tried to make Terezi's rocket wings a bit more personal?
    I've thought about this one a bit and can't figure it out.
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  4. 05-31-2011, 01:13 AM #304
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bellstrom View Post
    What happened when Dave tried to make Terezi's rocket wings a bit more personal?
    I've thought about this one a bit and can't figure it out.
    rocket man + John Egbert
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  5. 05-31-2011, 01:37 AM #305
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    What is Glub + Glub?

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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    What dialect of Chinese would WV speak?
    Cantownese.
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  7. 06-04-2011, 12:27 AM #307
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

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    What dialect of Chinese would WV speak?
    Cantownese.
    No, Mayorndarin.
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    What is Dave's favorite Alanis Morrisette song?

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  9. 06-06-2011, 11:41 AM #309
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Feferi: H-EY ERIDAN, T-ELL M-E WH-ER-ED YOU G-ET THOS-E COOL SH-ELLS
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    Arrow Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    I recently read this Homestuck parody of this Hark! A Vagrant strip and thought it would be funny for Rose and Jade to turn the tables on Doc Scratch and creep him out by talking about the Squiddles cartoon. So I wrote a pesterlog....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Sepiida View Post
    > Jade and Rose: Turn the tables, creep out Doc Scratch.
    I wish that show could have remained confined to my dark spots.
    GG: i dont. i find the show entertaining
    You're being creepy again.
    GG: no im not
    GG: besides, rose agrees with me
    What?
    TT: But only because I find them to be adorable.
    So creepy.
    GG: so cute
    Yuck.
    TT: For an omniscient being, your vision of events surrounding you is rather limited. It's charming.
    Just.
    Please stop talking about squiddles.
    GG: no
    TT: Squeedle dee dee;
    GG: squeedle dee dum
    TT: Everyone sings a Squiddly song.
    GG: lets all be friends
    TT: And work as a team;
    GG: squiddles for you
    TT: Squiddles for me!
    Oh my, oh my, oh my. This will not do at all.
    -- blocked GardenGnostic [GG] --
    -- blocked TentacleTherapist [TT] --
    Nice! Please do crosspost that to the joke thread!
    Done!
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  11. 07-19-2011, 08:56 PM #311
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Okay, I felt inexplicably compelled both to contribute, and reuse this joke. Because I couldn't live in a universe where this was not a thing that happened.
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  12. 07-20-2011, 03:04 AM #312
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    What did Boxcars have for breakfast?
    Eggs.

    Who's Tavros' favorite troll?
    Fe-FAIRY.

    Why did Vriska puke?
    She 8 too much.

    What's the difference between Gamzee and a goose?
    One's a honking asshole and the other's a clown.

    What's the difference between Gamzee and a goose?
    One's a honking asshole and the other's a bird.

    Who was Eridan on a date with?
    AIR-idan.

    EB: haven't you ever had a pet?
    TG: i took in a stray once
    TG: this calico cat
    TG: nastiest looking thing ive ever seen
    TG: gangrene
    TG: one eye
    TG: paralyzed waste down
    TG: had either one or two ears
    TG: couldnt tell because one of em was covered in this gross green shit
    TG: took her to the vet to get her cleaned up
    TG: vets all like
    TG: "bitch got herpes"
    EB: what'd you call her?
    TG: guess
    EB: lucky? that seems ironic enough
    TG: nope
    TG: her name was snowball
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  13. 07-20-2011, 01:27 PM #313
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Why did Andrew Hussie win the pool tournament?

    Because his last shot had a Little English on it.
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  14. 07-24-2011, 12:27 AM #314
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    What do you call it when Dave, Gamzee, and Tavros all have sloppy makeouts together?
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  15. 07-24-2011, 11:18 AM #315
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    CA: you knoww ter, i'm feelin so empty lately
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  16. 09-11-2011, 02:56 AM #316
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    I set up a tumblr to reblog this thread's jokes, and others!

    http://homestuckjokes.tumblr.com/
    Tumblr - Romspec Archives - SC2 Homestuck AoS / Subforum - Mini-Grand 5101 / 5107 - Grand S!1

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  17. 09-11-2011, 04:57 PM #317
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Here are a couple people submitted to the tumblr feed:





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  18. 09-13-2011, 03:40 PM #318
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Here are some more submission-based ones:















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  19. 09-14-2011, 06:12 AM #319
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Those are brilliant.
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  20. 09-14-2011, 05:08 PM #320
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    I'm kind of scared to post this, but screw it:
    oh god how did this get here I am not good with the computer

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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by crudelydrawn View Post
    I'm kind of scared to post this, but screw it:
    MAN THE HARPOONS! IT'S THE GREAT WHITE WHALE!




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  22. 01-07-2012, 09:23 AM #322
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Some of these jokes deseRve to be in the PUNSTUCK thRead
    http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...EEEEE-PUNSTUCK
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  23. 01-08-2012, 12:54 AM #323
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by retardokoolaid View Post
    Some of these jokes deseRve to be in the PUNSTUCK thRead
    http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...EEEEE-PUNSTUCK
    Why do we have two separate joke threads?
    Oh wait, this place is full of joke threads!

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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    We don't have two. We have three.
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    Re: This thread is a complete joke! (no x is so fat jokes)

    I once watched a video of someone doing voice acting for Doc Scratch. I was a little dissapointed because I always pictured Scratch having an ENGLISH accent.
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