MSPA Fanfiction V: We're Going to Need More Wands

[battlerek]

Huh. Barely been a month and this thread is already over.

[Decker]

I have like three fic ideas that I haven't started on yet. I should do something about that.

[Embargo]

NOICE! I'll finish the next chapter of the Aristocratic Outcast and slam-dunpk it on the new thread.

Cool, so that was my bit. Also, why is Eridan torture so damn funny? I mean, I like him, but it's just too fucking golden when he gets torn to pieces by nearly everything in existence? Someone pointed this out earlier, but Eridan actually caused all the good things that happened to the trolls. In a sense, he worked sorta like Vriska. While Vriska and Aradia manipulated the fuck out of the timeline to make shit happen, Eridan just blundered his way through in his usual manner and managed to make everything work out for the better. I wonder if we'll get to see him in one of his memory bubbles...

[Embargo]

Huh. Barely been a month and this thread is already over.

I'm used to the chat threads lasting just days. This seems like it's been around forever.

Although I did notice a series of large fic explosions, the largest one being the crossover one.

[lucidSeraph]

NEW THREAD TITLE?

[Embargo]

MSPA Fanfiction (insert roman numeral here)The Vast Ship... HAST BEEN SUNKED

[Sporkaganza]

MSPA Fanfiction VI: each fragment would be transcribed in our rulebooks

[battlerek]

Huh. Barely been a month and this thread is already over.

I'm used to the chat threads lasting just days. This seems like it's been around forever.

Although I did notice a series of large fic explosions, the largest one being the crossover one.

Chat threads are supposed to last only days.

Though this thread did have a good fic to page ratio.

[Rimbaum]

NEW THREAD TITLE?

I haven't a clue.


Although I am so tempted to call dibs on making the new thread.

[DJ-P0N3]

MSPA fanfiction 6: wwe havve the march fevver

[draconicAlgorithm]

Huh. Barely been a month and this thread is already over.

I'm used to the chat threads lasting just days. This seems like it's been around forever.

Although I did notice a series of large fic explosions, the largest one being the crossover one.

BECAUSE CROSSOVERS ARE AMAZING -shot-

Also, I couldn't tell you why it's so fun to torture Eridan. I think it's just because he's such a dick most of the time, he deserves pretty much everything he gets. (Also also, he's one of my favorite characters. xD) But yeah, you're right. Even when he tries to do bad stuff, it comes out good. Poor guy, never gets a 8r8k!

EDIT: NINJA'D! (unsurprisingly)

MSPA Fanfiction [VI] I IV: All the Prompts/Ships/Trolls/-insert something witty here-. All of Them.

[Decker]

MSPA Fanfiction 6: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own!
Probably too long.

MSPA Fanfiction 6: Writing on the Walls.

MSPA Fanfiction 6: t1CK t0ck 8r8k H34DS HONK honk

MSPA Fanfiction 6: Alternate Timelines

[Author]

Welp look guys.

Those That Fuck Around

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I glared at Path. "Look Path, all I'm saying is that I don't care which of your Problem Sleuth's is more hardboiled. I read both your fics, and I like them. Isn't that a-fucking-nough?" Path nodded. I grinned, and turned to walk away. But before I could, of course, Path decided to say something.
"But wait! Author!" I cursed under my breath. God dammit. Why is it that everyone redirects their problems to me?
"If you had to pick whose is more hardboiled... It'd be mine, right?" I kept walking. "...RIGHT?"

I looked over at Skaian and Graven's Thread End poker game. Skaian had somehow managed to get five aces. Graven just rolled with it, he was playing the guy who reinvented the meaning of "Auspitice". But hey, at least the game was going fine. Cerulean's cackling was reaching the breaking point. She jumped up, screaming, "AT LAST! I UNDERSTAND IT NOW!" Everybody ignored her. She did this every few days or so. Something to do with the lack of candy in our Underground Lair of Doom.
"Guys, I've got it! We should totally write something about how Baby Doc Scratch is secretly Eridan!" At that, everyone looked over. Except Doodled, Lant, and Lucid. They were getting to work on her prompt. Graven said, rather nervously, "Er... That seems like a bad idea. Spectacularly bad, in fact." Everyone nodded in agreement. Cerulean 'hmphed' her disapproval. "You guys are just jealous you didn't think of it first." Damn right we were. Something that bad should be shared with everyone. Doodled jumped up.
"Everybody! Ah... Ah fini... fimi... finimum... done with the prom't!" He put up on the Fifth Fic Wall proudly. It was right next to the "Quote Pyramid" we had running. We gathered around to read it.

"doc scrat was borrrrreddsada won day and he walked up to karkat and was like 'karkat i wwanna be yer matesprit' and karkat said 'no go away eridan."

Everyone nervously edged away. After all, drunk writing is infectious. Or at least SBAHJ style writing is. We pretended he hadn't posted it on our pristine Fifth Thread Wall. After all, we'd already shamed it enough by filling it with crossovers. Crossovers that everyone agreed were amazing, but crossovers nevertheless. And crossovers are usually lesser to either original material. But that was beside the point. We were fanfiction writers, we dicked around with a purpose. I sauntered over to Spork, prodding the body with my foot.

"Spork, wake up. We're nearly done with the thread."

Spork slowly opened his or her eyes, he or she was very androgynous, and murmured, "Fuck off Author, I'll wake up for the next thread."

I rolled my eyes and walked towards the entrance of the Underground Lair of Doom. Of course, the door is permanently locked. The fanfiction writers can't leave, that would take away a majority of the beautiful things that people loved about the Art Forum.

Me? The thing I loved about our Underground Lair of Doom was the people. They always amused me in so many ridiculous ways.

Fuck, I gotta go. Lucid is trying to prove to Doodled that it's totally possible that Orphaner and Mindfang had a threesome with whatever the fuck Kanaya's ancestor is.

I really need to lock up the booze better.

MSPA Fanfiction VI: his wwas all ovver the wwall

MSPA Fanfiction VI: Return of The Crossovers

MSPA Fanfiction VI: We Take Your Shame And Make It Awesome

[The Cool]

The One True Meta

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I looked around the thread. It was really annoying when everyone slacked off. I mean, fuck, we'd just gotten a bunch of crazy new updates. Where the hell are all the fics?

"I bet Rule 34 already has their porn up..."

Skaian and Graven glanced over from their "Last Few Page Poker Table". Bastards never let me join. Skaian asked, kind of awkwardly, "What... What was that Author?"

"Nothing that concerns you." Lousy prick. Never did read that Indystuck thing. Didn't play enough of the games in it. I looked around the thread again, hoping some new shit might have popped up. Nope. Path and Jim were busy debating who was more hard-boiled- Path!Slick or Jim!Slick. Neither was really winning. Cerulean was muttering to herself in the corner, cackling, as she always did on the last few pages of a thread, and Karne?

Well.

We don't talk about Karne during the last few pages of the thread. He's just creepy during that time. Like this fucking prompt. I mean, shit, even if I do write stupid crap every now and then, what's the point of writing the Metafic? It seems fucking redundant. I looked at the other regulars of the room, and pinched the bridge of my nose when I saw what Doodled, Lucid, Anonymous, and Lant were up to. Somehow, they'd gotten into the booze.

I swear to god I locked that in the cupboard after Domoz got into it the last time and shared it with me. I spun my chair over to them, kind of giggling at the spinning. I stopped the instant I got near, and heard their conversation. Lant began.

"I tell ya guys, I don' unnerstan wha' this whole thingamagummy abou' th' prom' genera'er is about. It's rel... rill... cool!"
Doodled slurred out a reply. "I agree Lan', I jus'... I jus' wan'ned ta say tha' I love ya all. Y'all are great."

And the four attempted a four way bro hug. I quickly spun away. Didn't want to get involved in that horseshit. I heard a knock and the door, and arched an eyebrow in surprise. We rarely had new arrivals this late. I glanced around, and sighed, realizing that I was the only one sober enough to open the damn door. I did so. Fiery, a new arrival, arrived in much the same manner Kass had. With a doomed timeline. I shrugged, it wasn't that bad. But then Draconic had to go and remind everyone about the fucking main point of this thread.

"You guys! Author's actually writing something! That's what this thread's all about!"

I sighed in reply. "Damn it Drake, shut up. Just... go start up another crossover spree. I need a new chapter of Gurrenstuck, and I'm out of ideas."

Draconic nodded. "Good idea Author! Draconic, Awaaaaaay!!!"

I went back to my computer, and thought a bit. I guess we're all pretty weird. Hell, we all write fanfiction for a bizarre webcomic. But it's all cool. Because we're like family. No matter what happens, we'll always be there for each other, write for each other. 'Cause when nobody's around to keep you standing, it's best to write sitting down.

I apologize to anyone I offended with my ridiculous HeadCanon for you guys.

man

my role in this is just awesome

[Dermonster]

*searches for name in meta fic*

*Is disappointed but not surprised.*

@ Graven My RP chars denizen was Yggdrasil.

[billybobfred]

Meta fanfic is the best fanfic.

(that's probably an exaggeration. certainly i like meta fanfic, at least.)

[mythmonster2]

I have got to start posting here more so I can get into that.

[Doodled]

As inspired by Author...

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"Hey, guys! Check out what I can do!"

With an intense squint of concentration and a loud grunt, mm2 made appear...

A duddle.

"Oh, come on!"

Domoz giggled, still high off the booze.

"T'at's a beet of a-...a-... pro'lem... ain't it?"

I butted in.

"HEY GUIS MAYBE I COULD WRITE SOME MORE HEAVYSTUCK HUH HUH HUUUUUUUUH?!"

...

The hell was I even thinking...

Ignoring me, Decker reacted to the newly formed Duddle with uninterested eyes.

"Yeah, you learned how to MANIFEST items... Now find some use for it other than in a fan adventure..."

"Wait, fan adventure?!"

battlerek sounded confused.

"I thought we were writing the most elegant fan-fictionery possible!"

"Wait, hold on, guys..."

mythmonster concentrated with all of the possible concentration in the world all concentrated into one mass of concentrated concentration...

...

And made another duddle.

I laughed.

A sound of typing began in one corner of the room. I glanced over.

"Author, the hell are you doing?"

"I'm documenting the events which-... Hey!"

Author turned to find Graven sniffing the computer screen.

I was confuddled.

"Wha-...What are you doing?!"

"I'm trying to be Terezi, what do you think I'm doing?!"

I was awestruck that a cooldude of Graven's caliber would even think of doing such a thing...

"I got it!"

I turned.

Decker was applauding wildly, as mythmonster had created... A Vriska.

Skaian, temporally oblivious to the matter, piped up.

"Look here! Quickly!"

All crowded around the computer...

Except for me...

"The thread's almost over!"
"Wow, really?"
"Insane, man."
"'dat's... jus'... coooool..."

Vriska was wielding a giant machine gun, pulled from hammerspace.

Why the fuck did mm2 give her this?!

As they counted down the final moments of the thread, I counted down the final moments of my life.

Eugh. Even a silly thing I have to end on a dark note. :P

[Author]

*searches for name in meta fic*

*Is disappointed but not surprised.*

@ Graven My RP chars denizen was Yggdrasil.

Sorry, I tried to get the regulars into it. The regulars from this thread, which turned out to be a lot of newcomers!

I'm quite happy about how it turned out though.

Dear Metaflare,

Sorry love, post more in the Fanfickery Thread. You do not post in the Fanfickery, so you are not approved.


MSPA FANFICTION VI: MORE FANFICKERY THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

[Metaflare]

They're called Metafics and yet I, THE GLORIOUS METAFLARE, isn't in them? FOR SHAME.

[battlerek]

MSPA fanfiction 6: wwe havve the march fevver

This. So Much.

[Jim Groovester]

Fanfic VI: Mindfang's Journal
Fanfic VI: Trashy Rainbow Drinker Romance Fiction
Fanfic VI: coolkid fanfiction

I dunno.

[Decker]

Thanks for inflating my ego Doodled.


Edit: Well fuck

[Dermonster]

good lord this moves fast.

[ceruleanTresses]

"Guys, I've got it! We should totally write something about how Baby Doc Scratch is secretly Eridan!"

Ahahahaha, that does sound like something I would come out with.