MSPA Fanfiction V: We're Going to Need More Wands

[Kassiopeia]

so I- I don't know if anyone even remembers Notes From A Doomed Timeline
but, um
this latest update? Made me VERY HAPPY. Expect Jackfic.

[Graven_Image]

Kass is writing Jack

YEEEESSSS.

[Tenebrais]

I can't wait! I hope I catch it when it's posted.

[Kassiopeia]

Hee hee. Oh the delicious plans I have.

[Metaflare]

OK so I tried writing those session roles you people've been doing.

I could only come up with one thing and it is retarded and made me laugh too much for me to be sane and here it is

Seer of Space

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My name is Brett Finuf.
I am the Seer of Space.
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

[Graven_Image]

I think

I think I gave myself a concussion in the headdesk I just performed.

Metaflare, you are a genius.

[Metaflare]

I have no idea why that was so geniusly headdesk worthy.

thank you?

[lucidSeraph]

so I- I don't know if anyone even remembers Notes From A Doomed Timeline
but, um
this latest update? Made me VERY HAPPY. Expect Jackfic.

I am just going to sit here on my black throne

smirking

[PingZing]

so I- I don't know if anyone even remembers Notes From A Doomed Timeline
but, um
this latest update? Made me VERY HAPPY. Expect Jackfic.

You know, I don't think I remember it that well.

I guess I'm going to have to read it again.

what a shame

[lucidSeraph]

Indystuck

Chapter 29

THE CHAPTER THAT TIME FORGOT

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newGuy began pestering neckwearAficionado

NG: TIIIIIIIIIM
NG: BAD HAPPENINGS
NG: WHERE YOU AT
NA: I'm right here, The Kid.
NA: You don't have to yell.
NA: What is it?
NG: the ghosts man the ghosts
NG: they said
NG: they said i was gonna die
NA: Oh, the ghosts.
NA: I've told you before, you have nothing to worry about from them.
NA: I've seen the future, The Kid.
NA: You're fine.
NG: um
NG: okay but
NG: theyve never been wrong before
NA: Who are you going to trust more, ghosts or a good friend you've known for years?
NA: I know what I'm talking about.
NG: well
NG: ok
NG: if you say so
NA: I know so.

newGuy ceased pestering neckwearAficionado

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nanoMechanic began pestering neckwearAficionado

NM: you lied to him
NM: he's on your own team
NM: and you lied to him
NA: I did nothing of the sort.
NA: Every word I said to him was the truth.
NM: you told him he wasn't going to die
NA: I said he would be fine.
NA: Which he will be.
NA: I also insinuated that he shouldn't rely on his ghosts.
NA: Which he should not.
NM: that is neither here nor there
NM: you deliberately mislead those who trust you
NM: do you not care about them
NM: at all
NA: I'll have you know, Iji, you can't bully me into a debate on morality.
NM: ...
NA: That's right. I know your name.
NA: You can't fool me into an arguement because I already know I'm right.
NA: It's this dearth of information that I have to work around every time I rewind.
NA: On your part and my teammates'.
NM: so that's it
NM: there's no give with you
NM: you're convinced you must doom us and yourself
NA: I would love to eviscerate your worldview, Iji.
NA: But I don't know if I will have to rewind again and I really don't want to waste my time.
NA: I'm going to beat my denizen into paste now.
NA: Be a dear and at least try not to bother me.

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VP: You shot it into a planet.
VV: Yep!
VV: We didn't have any cutting of burning tools, so we just went with the easiest available solution.
VV: Hopefully, it'll burn up in the atmosphere before we collide.
VP: We can only hope.
VP: I'm still having quite a time disintegrating this cube.
VV: Yeah, well...
VV: Whoa, did you see that?
VP: See what?
VV: That flash!
VV: It was bright white and all weird.
VV: Sort of like the teleporter...
VP: I'm not sure what that entails.
VV: Um.
VV: Ummmm.
VP: Umm what.
VV: This isn't high planetary orbit.
VV: Where am I?
VP: I could make a wild guess.

... GRAVEN

THIS IS AMAZING

> Tim: Be a magnificent bastard.


Also, Graven, I had a weird moment the other day when I found a truly gorgeous painting of Tim and realized quite suddenly that he looks like what Dave might if Dave were 30.

It was a very scary moment too.

[Graven_Image]

I have no idea why that was so geniusly headdesk worthy.

thank you?

I thought it was a reference to Space Odessey 2001.

But I guess not.

It was still hilarious.

Also, Seraph, you have got to link me that painting.

[lucidSeraph]

I have no idea why that was so geniusly headdesk worthy.

thank you?

I thought it was a reference to Space Odessey 2001.

But I guess not.

It was still hilarious.

Also, Seraph, you have got to link me that painting.

http://media1.gameinformer.com/image...12_Bspread.jpg

Bam.

It may just be the way his hair is parted, idk. And the color.

[Graven_Image]

That is creepy.

Surely this can't be relevant to anything, right?

[lucidSeraph]

That is creepy.

Surely this can't be relevant to anything, right?

Haha, of course not. Classily dressed redheads with time travel powers? Pfff. Clearly there is no relevance at all, and everyone should just ignore this crazy random happenstance.

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I seriously want to see a crossover / AU fic where an older Dave starts abusing his time powers trying to 'fix' things.

"Dave is off on a search to rescue the Witch. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil demon. This happened because Dave made a mistake..."

[Graven_Image]

Someone do that thing in the spoiler.

Do it or I will cry.

[Kassiopeia]

GUYS THAT SOUNDS AWESOME BUT IF THERE ARE GOING TO BE BRAID SPOILERS CAN WE, UM, SPOILER THEM?? (I want to finish that game so badly but I cannot track down a PC on which to play it)

[crash826]

Someone do that thing in the spoiler.

Do it or I will cry.

I will cry harder.
My tears will melt souls.

[slakensColin]

Indystuck

Chapter 29

THE CHAPTER THAT TIME FORGOT

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newGuy began pestering neckwearAficionado

NG: TIIIIIIIIIM
NG: BAD HAPPENINGS
NG: WHERE YOU AT
NA: I'm right here, The Kid.
NA: You don't have to yell.
NA: What is it?
NG: the ghosts man the ghosts
NG: they said
NG: they said i was gonna die
NA: Oh, the ghosts.
NA: I've told you before, you have nothing to worry about from them.
NA: I've seen the future, The Kid.
NA: You're fine.
NG: um
NG: okay but
NG: theyve never been wrong before
NA: Who are you going to trust more, ghosts or a good friend you've known for years?
NA: I know what I'm talking about.
NG: well
NG: ok
NG: if you say so
NA: I know so.

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NM: you lied to him
NM: he's on your own team
NM: and you lied to him
NA: I did nothing of the sort.
NA: Every word I said to him was the truth.
NM: you told him he wasn't going to die
NA: I said he would be fine.
NA: Which he will be.
NA: I also insinuated that he shouldn't rely on his ghosts.
NA: Which he should not.
NM: that is neither here nor there
NM: you deliberately mislead those who trust you
NM: do you not care about them
NM: at all
NA: I'll have you know, Iji, you can't bully me into a debate on morality.
NM: ...
NA: That's right. I know your name.
NA: You can't fool me into an arguement because I already know I'm right.
NA: It's this dearth of information that I have to work around every time I rewind.
NA: On your part and my teammates'.
NM: so that's it
NM: there's no give with you
NM: you're convinced you must doom us and yourself
NA: I would love to eviscerate your worldview, Iji.
NA: But I don't know if I will have to rewind again and I really don't want to waste my time.
NA: I'm going to beat my denizen into paste now.
NA: Be a dear and at least try not to bother me.

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VP: You shot it into a planet.
VV: Yep!
VV: We didn't have any cutting of burning tools, so we just went with the easiest available solution.
VV: Hopefully, it'll burn up in the atmosphere before we collide.
VP: We can only hope.
VP: I'm still having quite a time disintegrating this cube.
VV: Yeah, well...
VV: Whoa, did you see that?
VP: See what?
VV: That flash!
VV: It was bright white and all weird.
VV: Sort of like the teleporter...
VP: I'm not sure what that entails.
VV: Um.
VV: Ummmm.
VP: Umm what.
VV: This isn't high planetary orbit.
VV: Where am I?
VP: I could make a wild guess.

YEYUPDATEYEYUPDATEYEYUPDATEYEYUPDATEYEYUPDATEYEYUP DATEYEYUPDATE
And as always, it is awesome.

[QuetzaDrake]

This isn't really specific-fanfic-related or anything but I just wanted to mention that the recent developments with Jack fighting canine instincts such as bone-chewing and also apparently loyalty to a girl reminded me an AWFUL lot of a certain fanfic that was written by a certain Kassiopeia?

The first Notes From A Doomed Timeline? The first fanfic I ever read on here? I just thought it was a pretty neat thing to see that I loved in the fanfic and I also love now in-canon quite a bit.

[Kassiopeia]

Quetza, you don't even know how delighted about this recent development I am, for that EXACT REASON

although goddamn this thing I'm working on better live up to the hype o_o Much as I am resigned to the fact that I will probably never write anything as well-received as NFADT was (also I had such a neat idea for a sequel to that thing and it was totally ruined by canon, boo hoo hoo)

[lucidSeraph]

GUYS THAT SOUNDS AWESOME BUT IF THERE ARE GOING TO BE BRAID SPOILERS CAN WE, UM, SPOILER THEM?? (I want to finish that game so badly but I cannot track down a PC on which to play it)

THERE HAVE BEEN NO SPOILERS??? If I write the fic it will say SPOILER WARNING in huge letters at the top?

[Kassiopeia]

Oh ok thanks Sorry I wasn't meaning to sound like there had been spoilers already, just... cautioning idk. IT DOES SOUND KIND OF PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE THOUGH AND FOR THAT I APOLOGISE.

also jfc I am like every other post in this thread, I need to go to bed

[KarneWarrior]

The TbV thread is up.

[SeptimusMagistos]

So hey, I just found out We're All Doomed made it into recommended pages on TV Tropes.

For the last three years it has been one of my life goals to have something I write make it onto Tv Tropes.

This is a happy moment for me.

[A Fan]

Hmm. Given all the altblood fic, this seems like the only logical action:

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CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] FROM RIGHT NOW, TIMELINE MSP opened memo on board TWELVE DIMENSIONS OF HATE.

CCG: ALRIGHT, YOU ASSHOLES. FOR WHATEVER REASON, SOLLUX WROTE UP TROLLIAN 5.0.
CCG: APPARENTLY I CAN NOW COMMUNICATE WITH ALTERNATE TIMELINES.
CCG: ACCORDING TO HIM, THAT MEANS EVEN MORE KARKATS FOR ME TO HATE.
CCG: ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "COME AND FUCKING GET IT."
PAST cunningGangewifre [PCG] AT 10:21 HOURS AGO, TIMELINE RDV responded to memo.
PCG: OH MY GOD.
PCG: THIS IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS.
CCG: AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST CONTESTANT ON "WHO WANTS HIS BULGE SERVED TO HIM?"
PCG: YOU COULD SAY THAT.
CCG: WAIT A SECOND.
CCG: BLUE? REALLY?
CCG: I'M FUCKING VRISKA IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE?
PCG: WOW, YOU REALLY ARE TRYING TO INSULT ME.
CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] AT RIGHT NOW, TIMELINE MSP responded to memo.
CTA: everything's p0ssible, kk.
PCG: LIKE I'D EVER BE ANYTHING LIKE THAT SHIT-SHOVELLING MUDBLOOD.
CTA: each 0ne 0f us is, at s0me p0int in p0ssibility space, 0n every p0int 0f the hem0spectrum.
PCG: HUH. YOUR SOLLUX TYPES LIKE OUR ARADIA. BUDDIES IN THE CROSS-TIMELINE PROGRAMMING ASSHOLE RUMPUS.
CTA: gamzee w0uld pr0bably call it a miracle.
CTA: ...y0ur aradia's alive?
CCG banned CTA from responding to memo.
CCG: SORRY, SOLLUX. I'LL SEND YOU A TRANSCRIPT.
CCG: AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING GAMZEE LIKES RIGHT NOW.
PCG: DAMN SHAME ABOUT YOUR SOLLUX.
CCG: YEAH, WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF A 3-WAY MURDEROUS RAMPAGE CLUSTERFUCK RIGHT NOW.
PCG: ACTUALLY, I MEANT THE WHOLE YELLOW BLOOD THING.
PCG: TALK ABOUT HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
CCG: OH DON'T TELL ME THERE'S A ME OUT THERE THAT GIVES A FLYING FUCK OVER BLOOD COLOR.
PCG: THERE'S A ME THAT DOESN'T!?
PCG: WAIT A SECOND...
PCG: THAT LAME-ASS GRAY IS JUST LIKE WHAT THE MUTANT WAS USING!
CCG: LAME-ASS!?
PCG: OH SWEET MOTHER GRUB ON AN AQUATIC HOOFBEAST.
PCG: I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
CCG: READ IT AND WEEP, BLUEBOY.
PCG: THIS... THIS IS JUST PERVERSE.
PCG: I'M GOING TO TRY AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.
PCG banned himself from responding to memo.
CCG: WELL, THAT WAS A FANTASTIC SUCCESS.
CCG: FOR ONCE.
CCG: I MEAN REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS A GANGEWIFRE ANYWAY?
CCG: WHO'S NEXT, YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE RAINBOW?
PAST callousGendarme [PCG] from 4:13 HOURS AGO, TIMELINE SPM responded to memo.
PCG: HEHEHEHEHE
PCG: CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, KARKAT.
CCG: ...
CCG: FUCK.
Timeline MSP = Canon.
Timeline RDV = Red Dead Virgo (naturally)
Timeline SPM = Switch Pairing Members.