(then wake up in some random troll's bathtub entirely unaware of how she got there)
Dude my server died so much for me.
-- FUTURE heavenlyWellmade [HW] has created the memo "Indeed" FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW --
FHW: I accidentally the memo.
-- PAST heavenlyWellmade [HW] has responded to the memo TWO HOURS AGO --
PHW: I accidentally everyone.
Last edited by Temperencia; 01-30-2011 at 08:57 PM.
here, i found warmth, comfort, and my life's true purpose.
[QUOTE=Alyss;4595359][QUOTE=BewareOfNerd;4595323]--SchlagzeugGator started a memo at 20:33--
SG: You don;t shee me judging you; you dumb teal shitshtain;
SG: You;re lucky I;m not talking to you IRL; becaushe I;d bite your fucking head off;
SG: Shorry; I;m jusht kinda shenshitive about my lack of shoshial shkillsh;
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Last edited by Altum; 01-30-2011 at 09:12 PM.
>Be a REVOLUTIONARY.
Your name is RUSKIX MARSKY.
While of the lowest BLOOD CASTE among your species, you wear this fact as a badge of pride. You are part of a STRANGE YOUTH MOVEMENT popular among the lesser bloods. While this group believes that they will cause an INEVITABLE UPRISING, it is not likely to happen soon - although this doesn't stop you from claiming it will arrive tomorrow. The fact that this keeps failing to happen leaves you in a constant state of ANGER. In your free time you distribute PAMPHLETS which you manufacture yourself by hand. Sometimes, due to the lack of a proper GUARDIAN FIGURE, you overdose yourself on DISTILLED SOPOR SLIME. While you are a bit embarrassed by this, as it fails to match your REVOLUTIONARY IMAGE, you have skill with several INSTRUMENTS.
You have many wonderful COMRADES with whom you share your ideas, as well as some NON-COMRADES you are attempting to educate. Your trolltag is communistUprising and you speak with form of slang popular among your comrades, da?
Your lusus is a member of the MINIBEARS, and while yours is too busy with CUDDLES and FROLICKING to participate much in your life, you still have a weak spot for his affections. Your COAT bears a REVOLUTIONARY INSIGNIA that you carefully hand-sewed on in the dead of night. In battle, you fight primarily with EMPTY BOTTLES.
Also, one of your HORNS is BADLY DRAWN. You are unaware of this.
Now I feel like a jerk for relying on other people so much...
But really, your both awesome, but now I don't know which one to use.
EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GRIMDARK!
this one. HILARITY ENSUES Y/N????
Your name is... you don't know what your name is. You respond to FOLLIE TRAITH, though. You are probably 7 SWEEPS OLD.
You are NEVER SURE IF YOU'RE AWAKE OR ASLEEP. It's frightening. You keep PINCHING YOURSELF and WAKING UP- but you're not sure if you were DREAMING or NOT. Everything has started to seem... flimsy, you suppose. You always wake up COATED IN SOME DISGUSTING GLUEY RED-AND-BLUE STUFF, though. You don't get what it is. It takes FOREVER to scrub off your coat. You NEVER LIVE ANYWHERE FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SWEEP. You usually CAMP OUT in ABANDONED BUILDINGS. Recently, though, you've lived in an ANCIENT TROLL CITY, from the Troll Industrial Age. Nothing much happens there.
You do like stuff, though- you are an ACCOMPLISHED ARTIST, and draw in a SKETCHBOOK and never show any of it to ANYBODY. Or wouldn't if you ever met anybody. You are also interested in LA TROLLKOUR, and you know the city INSIDE OUT. You often hop from building to building, and FALLING is an impossibility. You just WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO- you have NEAR-PERFECT BALANCE. You're also very CAUTIOUS, and have never actually SEEN YOUR OWN BLOOD. You assume it's RED because RED is fairly common.
You do not like the QUADRANTS. They are UNNECESSARY. Mostly you want to find SOMEONE, BEFRIEND THEM, become CLOSE TO THEM... and then BETRAY THEM. It's just something you want to do. You want to KEEP A LIVING THING IN A BOX, and WATCH IT GROW UP with no world other than the BOX. And then RELEASE IT.
...You're kind of messed up. Must be the INSOMNIA and the DREAMS WITHIN DREAMS WITHIN DREAMS WITHIN REALITY WITHIN DREAMS.
Your trolltag is almostFreedom and (Z)Oo you dream forever
...And although you don't know it, you're a DOOMED OFFSHOOT of yourself. The SURVIVAL bit... is a bit tricky to explain.
Last edited by crash826; 01-30-2011 at 09:25 PM.
Good god that new troll is amazing.
Okay I am still figuring out quotes, but yesss revolutionary communist troll BFFs.