TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

[ZDG]

Saccharine overdoas

[Captain Whosit]

Those eyes...I can't look away. 8O

>83?

Oh...My...God...The eyes...Even when I close my eyes I still see them 8O *proceeds to drown in that gaze*

You just know that she's going to be the one to snap and kill everyone else. Beware the cute one, or something to that effect.

[SumiumOxide]

Yeah, I guess I just like designing troll's appearances.

[Stinkosar]

Horns.

[SumiumOxide]

She was intentionally made without them.

[mars7a]

Your name is VANTOS PREDAN. You have a strong affinity to EXTREME ROLEPLAYING GAMES such as FLARP, and because of this, you and your MOIRAIL are classified in a group of WELL RENOWNED AND SKILLFUL, LOW-BLOODED FLARP PLAYERS.
You OWN a-- er, BORROWED a RADIO STATION which you use to inform other TROLLS WHOM VEINS WERE LESS FORTUNATE TO BE BLESSED BY THE HEMOSPECTRUM on the topic of the LOW-BLOOD REBELLION, a topic you feel VERY STRONGLY ABOUT. You broadcast these TRANSMISSIONS under the alias of MR. RED, and keep information about yourself GUARDED AND SHALLOW, just so any SNOBBISH HIGH-BLOODS THAT FAIL TO GET OFF THEIR HIGH HOOFBEAST stumble upon your channel and have a BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
Your BROADCASTS gain as many ALLIES as they do ENEMIES, and you have TONS OF FANS OF THE LOWER CASTE. What your fans do not know is that you have a penchant for BEASTS OF A MYTHOLOGICAL AND MAGICAL SORT, but you know these do not exist because they are all FAKE. Hey, it's fun to pretend, right?
You sometimes like to practice ARCHERY, but you blow at it so much you usually end up hitting one of the many PORTRAITS AND PHOTOS OF YOURSELF. You seem to spend hours lamenting on the destruction of the pictures of your GLORIOUS VISAGE.
Your trolltag is narcissisticAggriever and you O--> have a really zzzzany accennnnt

[Captain Whosit]

Alright, so I got suckered into making a troll. I also spent like an hour trying to make cool horns, then I just gave up.



AB Sprite:

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(Base sprite created by Ashtastic)

Original Profile:

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Your name is SALOM EBADI. You look KIND OF LIKE A GIRL because you TEND NOT TO CUT YOUR HAIR, but you’ve gotten used to the strange looks from other trolls. It BARELY bothers you anymore.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, chief among them being reading FAMOUS TROLL LITERATURE. You have read all the greats: TROLL MARK TWAIN, TROLL WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, and even TROLL LEO TOLSTOY. You love collecting troll WEAPONRY and converting them into PRETTY DECORATIONS that are MOSTLY HARMLESS. You have allocated nothing to your strife specibus because you DON’T LIKE HURTING THINGS. Your friends think you are a BIG WUSS, and you suspect that the only reason that they haven’t killed you yet is because IT’S HARD TO TEASE A CORPSE.

In order to protect yourself from predators and other trolls, you have studied the NON-LETHAL MARTIAL ARTS which basically amounts to RUNNING AWAY REALLY FAST because all troll martial arts are lethal. All of them. Your lusus has helped train you. No one can beat Petey in an Abscond-Off. NO ONE. At least, no one you have met. You have also come up with a list of VERY GOOD REASONS you should be allowed to live in case you are confronted by hostile creatures of the more sentient persuasion.

You wish that people could just GET ALONG. You have green blood, placing you in the middle of the hemospectrum, making you an ideal candidate for the noble ranks of the NEGOTIASLAYERS. If only troll negotiations didn’t involve culling all parties involved in the dispute. You often imagine a world in which culling meant something other than arbitrary killings. You have heard rumors that the HEIR APPARENT shares these sentiments, so you firmly believe that this majestic dream will come to pass because surely NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN TO HER EVER and because Alternia IS NOT FATED FOR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

You used to FLARP A BIT, but got out because you couldn’t bring yourself to kill the monsters, earning you the scorn and jeers of your troll friends. You also got out because some MYSTERIOUS FLARPER has been killing all of your friends during the games, so taking up a LESS DANGEROUS hobby, like arts and crafts, seemed like a good way to increase your lifespan. You still have some of your AWESOME LOOT from your Flarping days, including a strange and mysterious ALIEN TOME. It tells the tale of weird, quarrelsome creatures that eventually learn to put aside their differences and GET ALONG with each other. At least, that’s what you think it’s about. You can’t really read the bizarre alien writing, so you just look at the pictures.

Your trolltag is queasyPacifist, and you speak with an odd accent because you are a ltttle btt cross-eyed. Desptte that maktng ltttle sense.

Should you live long enough to enter a Sgrub session, your title will be "Guide of Peace", and will enter the Land of Knowledge and Stability.

Summary:

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*Trolltag: queasyPacifist
*Text/Blood Color: #59ef05
*Typing Quirk: Replaces "i"s with "t"s
*Lusus: Cottontailbeast (bunny)
*Strife Specibi: None!
*Fetch Modus: ??? (Haven't had a good idea)
*Planet: Land of Knowledge and Stability
*Moon: Derse
*Title: Guide of Peace

New Profile:

>Be the pacifist

The what?

>The pacifist. Be him.

Your name is SALOM EBADI. You look KIND OF LIKE A GIRL because you like to GROW YOUR HAIR OUT. You've gotten used to it when other trolls mistake you for a female, and it BARELY bothers you anymore. You are a GREEN BLOOD, which places you roughly in the middle of the hemospectrum. You rarely think about the hemospectrum one way or another, simply assuming that it's the natural way for the troll hierarchy to be managed.

Unlike every other troll on Alternia, you have PRACTICALLY ZERO violent urges and the very thought of harming another troll is ABHORRENT TO YOU. It is quite possible that you are a mutant of some kind, but you have understandably NEVER AGGRESSIVELY INVESTIGATED THIS POSSIBILITY. However, recent events have forced you to take up arms, and you have found a MENTOR to teach you HOW TO FIGHT. This culminated in a FALLING OUT with your moirail that led to a BATTLE TO THE DEATH. Somehow, you survived. You do not like to talk about these events.

Since then, you have continued to train so that you can better PROTECT YOUR FRIENDS. It is difficult to make you angry, but the surest way for someone to incur your wrath (such as it is) is to harm someone you care about. Though you still cling to your PEACEFUL IDEOLOGY and avoid fights whenever possible, you will no longer stand by when someone tries to hurt a friend.

Like most trolls, you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, chief of which is reading, especially HISTORY DATING FROM THE FOUNDING OF THE EMPIRE. Learning how your society was formed fascinates you, but such books are RATHER HARD TO COME BY. You also enjoy most other forms of literature, and have a particular fondness for FANTASY EPICS. You like to play games, preferably ON THE COMPUTER, and you are very skilled at PUZZLE GAMES such as TROLLTRIS. You once played FLARP when you were younger, but quickly got out of the game because you DIDN'T LIKE TO FIGHT THE MONSTERS and because many of your friends began to DIE UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. Also, you just kind of sucked at it.

You also like to COLLECT OLD WEAPONS whenever possible. They are usually OLD, WORN-OUT WEAPONS that have been discarded, or items you find on dead trolls that were apparently not considered LOOT-WORTHY. Every now and then, you'll take a weapon that another troll has left UNATTENDED. You have amassed a wide array of weapon types. You also have a NUMBER OF BROKEN BOWS that you found once--you're not really sure what that was about, though. You use this collection as materials for your other hobby: SCULPTURE MAKING. You enjoy turning weapons of war into NICE-LOOKING, NON-LETHAL ART. You rarely tell other trolls about this hobby, though, as most consider it very bizarre.

Like all trolls, your sleep is plagued by TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES that can only be calmed by sopor slime. Unfortunately, IT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL and you always have RATHER BAD DREAMS when you sleep. You've gotten used to it, though. You will NEVER go to sleep if a recuperacoon is not handy, though. Due to a rather UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE, you have decided that sleeping without slime may be VERY DANGEROUS FOR YOUR HEALTH.

Your lusus is a COTTONTAILBEAST NAMED PETEY. While very huggable and adorable, HE IS PRETTY MUCH USELESS OTHERWISE but you love him, anyway. Although he is unable to directly protect you from harm, Petey has taught you the ANCIENT ALTERNIAN ART OF ABSCONDING. You have yet to meet anyone who can beat Petey in an abscond off; he is simply the best there is. Thanks to your daily races, YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT RUNNING AWAY VERY FAST.

Your trolltag was and continues to be queasyPacifist, and you speak with an odd accent because "you are a ltttle btt cross-eyed," even though that shouldn't affect your speech at all.

If you play Sgrub, your title will be "Guide of Peace" and you will explore the "Land of Knoweledge and Stability."

Quick Summary:

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*Trolltag: queasyPacifist
*Text/Blood Color: #59ef05
*Typing Quirk: Replaces all "i"s with "t"s
*Lusus: Cottontailbeast (bunny)
*Strife Specibi: Sword and Shield
*Fetch Modus: Puzzle Piece
*Title: Guide of Peace
*Planet: Land of Knowledge and Stability
*Moon: Derse

[Altum]

The bit about the non-lethal martial arts is the best part. 7=D

[Captainman]

vG: ...um, surry uf U um buthurung unyunu...
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vG: ...um, surry...

Sorry, just wanted to post my Alterniabound Sprite edit, I guess?

[aimlessAggressor]

Yeah, I guess I just like designing troll's appearances.

Hello
Dr. Doom

[SumiumOxide]

Wow you're right...
Well that was completely subconscious.

Though giving her the same powers as him would be incredibly marry sue-ish.

[Ashtastic]

Oh dear no I'm making a fan troll. Should I be ashamed? Probably.

> Be the capricious fuck.

Your name is SENTEL GUIGAX. You currently DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, like every fuck-ass in the HEMOSPECTRUM. You have an affinity for ROLEPLAYING, but prefer not to affiliate yourself with the RADICALS, and instead play a nice TABLETOP version. You also enjoy DAGGERS and KNIVES, and own a LARGE COLLECTION of them. You have an ESTRANGED INTEREST in TROLL FASHION, in that you think it's PRETTY COOL, but really don't know how it works.

Your EYES often hurt, due to your LUSUS NATURAE, a large OWL whose EYES are both ALLURING and INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS. Simply staring in them can have an adverse effect on your RETINAS, but you don't care. They hold too many SECRETS not to stare into them. To not stare into them would simply be PREPOSTEROUS.

Your SHIRT displays your GIVEN BIRTH SYMBOL, a STRANGE CANDLE-LIKE APPARATUS. It alternates from GREEN, PURPLE, and RED.



Speaking of COLORS, you have a HATRED for the BLOOD CASTE and the HEMOSPECTRUM. It changes people. It makes them HEADSTRONG, PROUD, FEARFUL, DEPRESSED, and other HORRIBLE THINGS. It makes them DOMINEERING, SUBMISSIVE, generally FUCKTARD ANNOYING, and that kind of shit. It's one of the many reasons you prefer to HIDE YOUR COLOR. You don't want INCITE any of these REACTIONS.

You have an EXTREMELY CAPRICIOUS nature, causing your MOOD and PERSONALITY to rapidly switch. You've gotten used to this.

Speaking of which, you FUCKING LOVE the BLOOD CASTE SYSTEM. You always wondered why you cut off your --

No. You HATE the BLOOD CASTE. It's FUCKING STUPID.

You also enjoy DRAWING. You often practice your ART in PRIVATE, as your far too SCARED that people won't like it. Or maybe it's just SO GREAT that you don't want anyone else to see it. Or maybe your just a BUTTFUCK PANSY.

Your trolltag is sanguineSkiagrapher, and you_speak_quickly_and_concisely,_for_fear_of_inter ruption._

If you were ever to play SGRUB, you think your title would be Conductor of Plasma.

[Rio]

I love how it really does change in your sprite. I also love how poofy his hair looks.

Another one with an owl lusus, eh? Hehehehe!

[Captain Whosit]

Somehow, Guigax's interest in tabletop role-playing games comes as no surprise. Heheheh.

[aimlessAggressor]

GARY GUIGAX??

[Altum]

Really like the outfit, keeps to the trollish muted look without being drab.

[Metaflare]

dat hair

[Ashtastic]

Another one with an owl lusus, eh? Hehehehe!

Er._
I_guess?_

[Rio]

Another one with an owl lusus, eh? Hehehehe!

Er._
I_guess?_

Awesome, hehehehee!

[Ashtastic]

Awesome, hehehehee!

Um._
Does_your_owl_stare_at_you,_too?_

[Rio]

Awesome, hehehehee!

Um._
Does_your_owl_stare_at_you,_too?_

Hmm, he used to, but he's long since left the nest, hehehe! Said I was old enough, hehe...

[Ashtastic]

Awesome, hehehehee!

Um._
Does_your_owl_stare_at_you,_too?_

Hmm, he used to, but he's long since left the nest, hehehe! Said I was old enough, hehe...

I'm_sorry._
Um._
Why_are_you_laughing_so_much._
Am_I_being_funny?_

[Altum]

shej us7;;; does7 ha7 7XD

[Temperencia]

Awesome, hehehehee!

Um._
Does_your_owl_stare_at_you,_too?_

Hmm, he used to, but he's long since left the nest, hehehe! Said I was old enough, hehe...

I'm_sorry._
Um._
Why_are_you_laughing_so_much._
Am_I_being_funny?_

obviously she wants to touch that fluffy hairdoooo. 83

[TheAzureWitch]

I’m like, amazed at how many trolls people are able to create. There are like tons of them and they’re all so cool. And there are some pretty cool powers too. I was wondering, how do you make them so cool? I am interested in making one, and the only idea I have been able to scrounge together seems far too Marty-stu for my liking.

And I’m not sure it would be interesting, or even possible for that matter.