TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

[BrainpanSonata]

Okay, he's done. And he is not Troll Indiana Jones.

==~~~~~~~ Oh look a snake Uh I mean OH JEGUS A SNAKE

Your name is AVIGAD NATRIX and you are THE BEST HEROIC ARCHAEOLOGIST IN THE GALAXY. Well, not really. That honor goes to YOUR IDOL, TROLL INDIANA JONES, WHO YOU STRIVE TO BE LIKE IN EVERY WAY. EXPLORING POSSIBLY EXOTIC LANDS, using your WHIPKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS for the purpose of FIGHTING OVER WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MYSTICAL ARTIFACTS, FLIPPANTLY FLIRTING WITH FEISTY LADYTROLLS, and even PRETENDING TO ACTUALLY HAVE A PHOBIA OF SNAKES... you've spent the better part of the SEVEN SWEEPS you've been alive living your adventurous ideal because EMULATING/WORSHIPPING TROLL INDY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. So serious that one of your prior "adventures" earned you A NOTICEABLE SCAR ON YOUR FACE.

However, because of your behavior OTHERS THINK YOU'RE WEIRD AND KIND OF A TOOL. You don't care what they think, so long as they don't think you think you're actually Troll Indiana Jones... because, seriously, that would be stupid and crazy. But you do seriously care about whether or not they make brazen displays of redrom and blackrom in front of you, because PDA MAKES YOU FEEL BITTER AND DISGUSTED AND SLIGHTLY JEALOUS AND NOT THE LEAST BIT NOSTALGIC. But YOU DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

Your trolltag is debonairArchaeologist and ==~~~~~~~ Your whip is really cool right However you never got around to excavating some punctuation

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Name: Avigad Natrix
Trolltag: debonairArchaeologist
Age: 7 sweeps
Title: Hero of Zeal
Planet: Land of Treasures and Snakes
Dreams On: Prospit
Hive: A raised ranch style hive located halfway up a mountain
Strife Specibus: Whipkind
Text/Blood Color: lime green (#00FF00)
Typing Quirk: Normal spelling and grammar, omits all punctuation, prefaces posts with an image of his whip ( ==~~~~~~~ )
Personality: obsessed with and acts almost identical to Troll Indiana Jones, understands that he's not actually Troll Indy and considers his behavior a kind of hero worship, is kinda full of himself, has no consideration for boundaries (either personal or property-based), sometimes uses his archaeological fantasies as an excuse for his mild kleptomania
Shirt Symbol: Three circles arranged in a triangular pattern
Fetch Modus: Temple Modus (must swap the desired item with an item of equal value as determined by the modus or else a potentially painful trap will be activated)
Lusus: A two-tailed puma named Brody
Relationships: former kismesis with Rook Mirmek

[ZDG]

I fully approve of this troll.

[Thunder Reign]

oh whoops haha I forgot to post the actual details of Scylla's ancestor!

>Be the wretched motherfucker who spawned Scylla.
Your name is EYLLA SKIRMINE, and you better not FORGET THAT. You are the best REGANTAGONIST the Empire has ever seen! Heck, you've crushed over FOUR THOUSAND alien skulls with your BARE HANDS.
If you were ever to leave a chest to your ancestor, and WHO KNOWS WHY YOU WOULD DO THAT, the only things contained in said chest would be a note written in blood and THE COMPLETE RAINBOW DRINKERS ANTHOLOGY. Because someone around here needs to have an APPRECIATION OF FINE LITERATURE, damnit.

(regent + antagonist = regantagonist shut up okay i'm not good at that type of thing)

[Captainman]

Yeah I don't even know

[Rio]

That is adorable.

[Captain Whosit]

Seems we're getting a lot of mileage out of that Vriska sprite picture. Anyway, yeah, pretty cute.

[polarBipede]

My god, you're gonna make me draw one, right?

[DJ-P0N3]

I.....I should make one of Misdra.

[privateTenderloin]

I.....I should make one of Misdra.

+1. I wanna seeeee.

[Marshmellow]

Wiggler sprites are a thing now right?

[tonightsEntertainment]

Wiggler sprites are a thing now right?

a thing? nah.

[scintillatingMoniker]

THEY GR)O(W UP SO FAST

[Tluthal]

That therr hair's gonna eat somebody. :3

[Rio]

Alright, now i gotta make my own.

[Metaflare]

Shamelessly edited from one of TR's edits.

[polarBipede]

I...I just had to do it! ;_;

[scintillatingMoniker]

Oh my god I completely forgot about that little tuft of hair just in front of Alunas's horn AUGH SO STU-

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HOLY FUCK, POLARBIPEDE, IT'S TOO ADORABLE

[Marshmellow]

Shamelessly edited from one of TR's edits.

She is the most adorable angry psychic.

I...I just had to do it! ;_;

sghbrhsnsrhjnsobnsegosmhbsrinoismnpom

[Captainman]

That.
Is.
Ad'awwable.

[Metaflare]

She is the most adorable angry blind psychic.

fixed

ALSO PB THAT IS JUST x10

[aimlessAggressor]

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Before it was cool


[ Marshmellow]

[Marshmellow]

*absconds*

[Metaflare]

MARSHIE
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CRACKERS LAUGHING THANKS TO YOU

[SumiumOxide]

*absconds*

NEEDS MORE BIFURCATION.

[Marshmellow]

MARSHIE
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CRACKERS LAUGHING THANKS TO YOU

YOU'RE WELCOME