Okay, he's done. And he is not Troll Indiana Jones.
==~~~~~~~ Oh look a snake Uh I mean OH JEGUS A SNAKE
Your name is AVIGAD NATRIX and you are THE BEST HEROIC ARCHAEOLOGIST IN THE GALAXY. Well, not really. That honor goes to YOUR IDOL, TROLL INDIANA JONES, WHO YOU STRIVE TO BE LIKE IN EVERY WAY. EXPLORING POSSIBLY EXOTIC LANDS, using your WHIPKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS for the purpose of FIGHTING OVER WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MYSTICAL ARTIFACTS, FLIPPANTLY FLIRTING WITH FEISTY LADYTROLLS, and even PRETENDING TO ACTUALLY HAVE A PHOBIA OF SNAKES... you've spent the better part of the SEVEN SWEEPS you've been alive living your adventurous ideal because EMULATING/WORSHIPPING TROLL INDY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. So serious that one of your prior "adventures" earned you A NOTICEABLE SCAR ON YOUR FACE.
However, because of your behavior OTHERS THINK YOU'RE WEIRD AND KIND OF A TOOL. You don't care what they think, so long as they don't think you think you're actually Troll Indiana Jones... because, seriously, that would be stupid and crazy. But you do seriously care about whether or not they make brazen displays of redrom and blackrom in front of you, because PDA MAKES YOU FEEL BITTER AND DISGUSTED AND SLIGHTLY JEALOUS AND NOT THE LEAST BIT NOSTALGIC. But YOU DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
Your trolltag is debonairArchaeologist and ==~~~~~~~ Your whip is really cool right However you never got around to excavating some punctuation
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