Ohmygod! OH MY GOD!
...umm, ah...
Hey you! What are you doing out in the open like that, over here quick before someone sees your blood!
C'mon, I have an abandon hive just down this way I'm staying in, the water is still running and we can clean you up. You need to get that blood off before you go anywhere...
EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GRIMDARK!
Would anyone like their fortune told~
I~ the Magnificent Megery~ hold the future in the palm of my hands~
Hey! How ar-...Are you Alright? You appear to have Spilled Grub Sauce all over you!
Guess I'mma Spoiler Everything :T
i made a trolll
Your name is ALKIMA XANKAR.
You are a rather heavily mutated troll, currently trying to hide from the Troll civilization. You have the sourest and lowest class of all bloods, the light greens. Not even your friends on Pesterchum know what your true blood color is. However, you were not born mutated. You have been mutated ever since that one day. It makes you cringe just thinking about it.
You have a few INTERESTS. One of them being archery. You are rather good at it. Due to your extra set of arms, you are able to duel-wield bows. You despise GAMES, and will only play it if you are being forced to, like the one time you were captured by the troll police. You are rather good at programming COMPUTERS, but you still have stuff to learn. For example, you created these robot implants yourself.
Your pesterchum handle is calamityScientist and you (ouldnt (are less for a more (reative quirk
like it? it's my first troll (I think)
I want to get it into a session (and i'll probably make a formspring later)
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Five dollars please~
FORGIVE. ME.
I. 4M. R4THER. REGRETFUL. TO. S4Y. TH4T. I. H4VE. LITTLE. F4ITH. IN. YOUR. 9REDICTIONS.
This is getting a rewrite soon. Pay not attention to it.
...U thunk U um j-just guung tu gu nuw.
You're even worse than poot or TE... You're like... Doublemint gum, except /bad/.
Trolls[magneticKobold]-[facetiousDuality]-[sweetmeatSweetheart]
I have too many trolls to bother profiling and listing them all sorry.
THIS. IS. NONSENSIC4L.
This is getting a rewrite soon. Pay not attention to it.
So, now, for my first attempt at a troll...
Your name is RENOVO EXIDUS.
You are a green blooded troll, living in a small "community" (as if trolls have such a concept...) near the Alternian desert. Despite the fact that you are technically not a "low blood", you have a psychic power--you have the ability to REWIND TIME (to a certain extent). The larger the object or the longer the time, the more of a drain it is on you. You have a handful of THINGS YOU DO TO OCCUPY YOURSELF THAT MANY WOULD CALL HOBBIES, such as FIGHTING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT LOOKS AT YOU FUNNY. You get a bit PARANOID about that sometimes, and have attacked many trolls that likely DIDN'T DESERVE IT. However, many of your friends think of you as invaluable, for if someone ever was seriously hurt or killed, you could REWIND TIME for them (if you got there fast enough -- living or once living things tend to drain your strength much faster than things that were never alive, and if you are unable to rewind them right away...) You wield the "boomeraxekind" strife specibus (boomerangkind+axekind), and your inability to catch it led to your scar. You also should mention that you can't REWIND TIME FOR YOURSELF.
Your trolltag is fortuneReversal and you tend to
|> talk calmly, unless you have a reason to FLIP OUT AT SOME USELESS NO-GOOD blah blah...
<|[]
|> you then try to take it back, but it never works, so you are usually ANGERED FURTHER!!!!!!!
Your fortunes don't seem very pleasant... T... T'm gotng to guess that T do not make Alternta a more peaceful place....
Oh gog T don't want to know how T'm gotng to dte....
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Oh yeah~
Well fuck you I'm a psychic~
Hnnn~
I see~
A ruined hive~
A lusii's corpse~
A grieving troll~
Yes~ I can see it all~
Your hive will be blown to smithereens~ and your lusus along with it~
Ok seriously guys no more freebies~
Trolls[magneticKobold]-[facetiousDuality]-[sweetmeatSweetheart]
I have too many trolls to bother profiling and listing them all sorry.