TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

[Tluthal]

??: w311 h3110 3v3ry0n3!
??: 1 7h1nk 1 m4y n33d m0r3 h4t5.
DN: He110 t0 y0u.
DN: That 1s a n1ce hat y0u have.
rA: what
rA: thats some very sillystupid hair
rA: i mean really
??: w311 7h4nk y0u dn
??: w417. r4. wh47 d1d y0u s4y. 480u7 my h41r?
??: 175 n07 5111y. 0r 57up1d. 15 17?
??: c|:O
DN: Y0u are qu1te we1c0me.
DN: Awes0me hats must be c0mp11mented. 1t 1s a ru1e, 1 am sure 0f 1t.

Also I love panzer.

[SumiumOxide]

Dammit, I need an escort to the Panzer sector for some sprite work.

[ChaosWolf]

So, here I was, making some Scrantool expressions. Then, I remembered that Mind Honey existed, and I thought to myself "What would happen if Scrantool ate Mind Honey?"

Scrantool: Consume Mind Honey




I am the God
And the Body is My Domain


You are all my Plaything

[SumiumOxide]

I. WOULD. T49. TH4T.

[scintillatingMoniker]

I. WOULD. T49. TH4T.

why i nvr in All my lif hAv hArd such dprAvity



i lov it (:3

[maya]

Scrantool: Consume Mind Honey




I am the God
And the Body is My Domain


You are all my Plaything

what a jokEE*! only wEE*ak-mindEE*d shitbloods likEE* you dEE*pEE*nd on ridiculous misconcEE*ptions likEE* 'god'! shut up and diEE* in obscurity likEE* a good pEE*asant ~ !!!

oh my god why am i having fun with this

[SumiumOxide]

what a jokEE*! only wEE*ak-mindEE*d shitbloods likEE* you dEE*pEE*nd on ridiculous misconcEE*ptions likEE* 'god'! shut up and diEE* in obscurity likEE* a good pEE*asant ~ !!!

oh my god why am i having fun with this

SHUT THE FUCK U9 9RINCESS 94NSY.

[ChaosWolf]

what a jokEE*! only wEE*ak-mindEE*d shitbloods likEE* you dEE*pEE*nd on ridiculous misconcEE*ptions likEE* 'god'! shut up and diEE* in obscurity likEE* a good pEE*asant ~ !!!

Do not Address me as such, Mortal


I will give you one Chance to apologize
Or you will Suffer my Power

[midnightAgony]

SHUT THE FUCK U9 9RINCESS 94NSY.

??: d0n7 741k 70 y0ur 5up3r10r 11k3 7h47!
??: 175 un83c0m1n6.

[Marshmellow]

what a jokEE*! only wEE*ak-mindEE*d shitbloods likEE* you dEE*pEE*nd on ridiculous misconcEE*ptions likEE* 'god'! shut up and diEE* in obscurity likEE* a good pEE*asant ~ !!!

oh my god why am i having fun with this

I would like to ~worship~ you.

[SumiumOxide]

If Erisal was ever to ingest mind honey, all I can imagine is the HEV Mk. IV suit going "WARNING: Energy levels critical!"

[scintillatingMoniker]

Uhhh.

Alunas with mind honey... I don't know about you guys, but that sounds like a potential apocalypse to me.




oh god



Joreak + Mind honey

that

would not end well

nobody would be able to sit down for days

[maya]

SHUT THE FUCK U9 9RINCESS 94NSY.

as if i'd wastEE* my timEE* EE*vEE*n acknowlEE*dging you! you'rEE* barEE*ly EE*vEE*n organic! why would i listEE*n to a hEE*ap of scrap ~ !? EE*HEE*HEE*HEE*HEE*!!!

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Do not Address me as such, Mortal


I will give you one Chance to apologize
Or you will Suffer my Power

(this is where an EVIL LAUGHSPRITE would go if i had one.)

[ChaosWolf]

(this is where an EVIL LAUGHSPRITE would go if i had one.)

I was too Nice
Say Goodbye to the color of your precious Blood
Say Goodbye to your gills
Say Goodbye to your eyesight
And say Hello to Pain no sane troll has Experienced

Scrantool raises a hand. Her blood becomes Candy Red. Her gills shrivel and become a regular neck. Her eyes turn black and useless.

[Marshmellow]

Wouldn't it be just hilarious if it turned out that

somehow

higher blood color granted an absolutely huge immunity

to most psychic affronts

c:

[ChaosWolf]

Wouldn't it also be funny
If Mind Honey gave an extremely large boost to psychic powers?

[SumiumOxide]

as if i'd wastEE* my timEE* EE*vEE*n acknowlEE*dging you! you'rEE* barEE*ly EE*vEE*n organic! why would i listEE*n to a hEE*ap of scrap ~ !? EE*HEE*HEE*HEE*HEE*!!!

THIS "9EICE OF SCR49" COULD IMBED 4 MOTHERFUCKING DISK IN YOUR CHEST 4ND W4TCH YOU DE-REZ.
I WOULD SIT THERE 4BOVE YOU, 4ND L4UGH 4S YOUR 94THETIC BODY CRUMBLES 4W4Y INTO TINY LITTLE COLORED 9IXELS.
4ND I WOULD FEEL NO REMORSE.
I C4N'T FEEL 4 THING.
I. C4N. NOT. FEEL. 4. THING.
((Insert Erisal: Overcharge sprite here))

[Captain Whosit]

And then crazy-enraged-Salom murders everyone the end.





Seriously.

This. Is. Stupid.

[ChaosWolf]

XD
It was fun while it lasted~

[midnightAgony]

@Captain Whosit: I can tell someone uses RPG maker. :P

[Captain Whosit]

@Captain Whosit: I can tell someone uses RPG maker. :P

Actually, I've never had the time, and don't look to have it in the near future. I just googled "game over" and grabbed the first image that looked good. At least, that's what I assume you are talking about?

[SumiumOxide]

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And then crazy-enraged-Salom murders everyone the end.





Seriously.

This. Is. Stupid.

...This was 4 trium9h.
I'm m4king a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overst4te my s4tisf4ction.

And so Erisal was GLaDOS all along.

[BrainpanSonata]

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(second pic created and provided by Laasya Apria)

Your name is Coraya Protas and you are roughly ELEVEN AND A HALF SOLAR SWEEPS OLD. How have you survived so long despite being a WELL-KNOWN SLACKER? By living a pretty SOLITARY LIFESTYLE, along with either beating up intruders with your WALKINGSTAFFKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS, driving them away with YOUR SKILLS AS A BARDESPOT, or letting your GIANT HAWK LUSUS eat them. You seriously HATE HAVING STRANGERS TRESPASS ON YOUR PROPERTY. (You also hate people who refuse to learn the difference between "your" and "you're", but you've come to accept the fact that you can't do anything about it.) Otherwise you're PRETTY EASYGOING, spending your days COMPOSING VARIOUS POEMS, SONGS, AND STORIES, WATCHING MOVIES OF THE COMEDIC VARIETY, ENJOYING THE TELEVISON EXPLOITS OF TROLL ADAM SAVAGE AND TROLL JAIME HYNEMAN, HIKING AND EXPLORING, FLYING WITH ON YOUR LUSUS, and PERUSING THE STRANGE AND VAST CORNERS OF THE INTERNET.

Your trolltag is balladicCerebrum and you're a poet and you ****ing well know it. ~(^_^)~

And now for the listed info in spoiler tags.

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Name: Coraya Protus
Trolltag: balladricCerebrum
Title: N/A
Planet: N/A
Hive: A shabby-looking cabin located on the edge of a forest
Strife Specibus: WalkingStaffkind
Text/blood colour: Deep Sky Blue (#00BFFF)
Typing quirk: always rhymes, types in all lowercase, emphasizes words and sentences by ~surrounding them with tildes~, censors swearwords with asterisks, sometimes types emotes that look like her face/head, e.g. ~(^_^)~
Personality: Pretty mellow and laid back in general, she holds a pretty strong hatred for trespassers and people who can't understand or won't use certain specific grammar rules. She lives a lifestyle that is part hermit and part slacker/hippie, only physically interacting with other trolls when she wants or has to. Otherwise, she's pretty content to limit her interactions with the rest of the world to her close bond with her lusus, the discoveries she makes while exploring the forest and surrounding areas, and those done through her computer. While some trolls assume she lives a boring life, she loves the thrill of going flying on the back of her lusus.
Shirt symbol: A dark sky blue thought bubble containing a gray music note
Fetch Modus: Rhyme Modus, which has two options: default option Poem - which requires a poem of at least two lines that includes the name of the selected item - and alternative option Simple, where merely calling out a word that rhymes with the selected item will access that particular item. However, Rhyme Modus (Simple) will fail to work and the sylladex will immediately revert to Rhyme Modus (Poem) if two or more items in the sylladex rhyme with each other, unless the function "Activate Thesaurus Routine" is selected.
Lusus: An eight foot tall male Cooper's Hawk named Ogden

[midnightAgony]

@Captain Whosit: I can tell someone uses RPG maker. :P

Actually, I've never had the time, and don't look to have it in the near future. I just googled "game over" and grabbed the first image that looked good. At least, that's what I assume you are talking about?

Ah, I see.

[inexplicableSigns]

@Captain Whosit: I can tell someone uses RPG maker. :P

Actually, I've never had the time, and don't look to have it in the near future. I just googled "game over" and grabbed the first image that looked good. At least, that's what I assume you are talking about?

Ah, I see.

If it makes you feel better, I thought of RPG Maker when I saw that as well.