Uh... lazy fedora?
((Laughing SO hard right now...)
>Be the guy who likes fire and stuff.
You are now FIRAHX TAVEIM. You like fire. That's really all there is to say on the matter. But I'll elaborate further, because there's quite a bit of detail we can't let go to waste!
You are an ARSONIST. You burn entire cities TO THE GROUND. Because of this, the aristocracy recognizes you as a MASS CULLER. They occasionally send you MISSIONS of things and/or places to burn, but you only do them s you don't get culled. You generally just burn WHATEVER IS PISSING YOU OFF AT THE MOMENT.
Your Strife Specibus is FLAMEKIND, as long as it either is ON FIRE, or PRODUCES FIRE, you can use it. This makes your FOUR-PART FLAMETHROWER useable, along with your CARCINOSTICK LIGHTER and the FLAMING SWORD you got while FLARPING.
You have THREE CLOSE FRIENDS. One of them likes WATER, the second likes AIR, and the third likes GROUND. The ground chick is always saying its BECAUSE OF DESTINY that the four of you are friends. You believe in destiny, but only so you can DEFY IT.
Your LUSUS is a GIANT FIRE ANT, who has a FLAMING ABDOMEN for self defense. He’s pretty damn cool.
Your Fetch Modus is the AFLAME MODUS, meaning that you can retrieve any item at any time, but it is retrieved ON FIRE.
You technically have MUTANT BLOOD. It’s not the color, it’s the PROPERTIES. Your dark-red blood is RIDICULOUSLY FLAMMABLE, making it easy to BURN REBELLERS by letting them cut you, then PULLING OUT THE LIGHTER.
You have a knack for giving ROUSING SPEECHES, making anyone FIGHT HARDER. You believe this is because of your HOT-BLOOD.
Your trollTag is hotbloodedArsonist, /_\ aNd yoU teNd to light Up yoUR seNteNces! /_\
Last edited by llamamiah; 02-12-2011 at 10:28 AM.
>??: Show us your sweet ink.
??: suck a fat pone pulge, qickheaq* you can see the !nk f!ne*
>??: Stop being a huge crazy bitch.
??: not habben!ng* >:]
Oh you guys are going to like her. ;3
>Be this douchebag
You cannot adequately be this douchebag until his biography is more well thought-out. You'll have to sleep on it.
Make her look directly at us
We need to balance out the cute and creepy properly.
Adorablesplosion. I just died from one.
Okay re-submitting this dude because I actually bothered to flesh him out some more.
Your name is Somnium Desvelo.
The first thing people notice about you is that you are MISSING AN EYE and a HORN in a manner of which you'd RATHER NOT SPEAK OF. Other than that, let's talk about some of your INTERESTS. Which are DREAMS. You have various SLEEP-RELATED DISORDERS, such as INSOMNIA, SLEEP PARALYSIS, and WAKING DREAMS. These conditions are actually much worse due to all trolls' HORRIBLY VIOLENT SUBCONSCIOUS. Although, in comparison to your PAST (in which you were a strapping young gent, and these dreams were RARE), they seem to be getting WORSE. So you now have a habit of KEEPING JARS of SOPOR SLIME with you to try and QUELL them. You live farther down in the ocean than most sea-dwellers, and you HARDLY EVER LEAVE YOUR HIVE, and you spend most of your time being tormented by these dreams, or hanging with your lusus. Your so lonely. Your just so sick of living like this. You just need a mother fuckin'...
Your trollTag is insomniacDaydreamer and you *tend to speak with the importance and lucidity of your dreams~*
Last edited by Alyss; 02-12-2011 at 08:55 AM.
Ohman I really like him.
I also like how his missing eye looks : D
So apparantly Alunas is going to join the Mafia.
Pshe'ps going 7o join 7he WHA7!?
Sounds like I am just missing out on all sorts of fun
Why is EVERYONE getting in to the Mafiannihilators??
UU has been trying to do that for sweeps!
PT your avatar
Once I read it I snickered uncontrollably
And I probably miss out on much more because I don't hang around the Cafe at all |D
Well, I haven't gotten into a serious RP yet so that's pretty much all I do. And thanks, it's a shirt design from sharkrobot.com
I just woke up like ten minutes ago, and thanks to this thread I woke up to awesomeness. Sweet ink and Chibimatsu and Broseidon... I usually don't wake up and start weeping tears of glee.
I forgot to say that that's a pretty epic spear she got here.
I showed Fuego's alterniabound sprite on another forum, and some guy did this with it:
Play on words in the context of the post.