TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

[JordanTH]

I'm 0k with waiting

e: worst pagetopper... adding my latest troll here so it's not barren

[scintillatingMoniker]

My imagination asked itself what would happen if the Imperial Drones caught up to Joreak.

My imagination, for whatever reason, decided that he kills them.

So apparantly he's a badass now.

[BrainpanSonata]

I don't know which is worse... the fact that Coraya's love life is playing out like mine, or the fact that she's probably gonna get culled for it.

[JordanTH]

I edited this guy into an earlier post so I'll spoiler it, but I'm making a new post so you guys get the new posts notification or whatever. Don't click if you looked at the pagetopper and saw the pic there

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[scintillatingMoniker]

I don't know which is worse... the fact that Coraya's love life is playing out like mine, or the fact that she's probably gonna get culled for it.

Luckily, this is a roleplay, meaning you can just never get older until you get a quadrant filled :P

[Laasya Apria]

Very nice, Laasya! I like that you used a simple program like paint instead of crazy mangashop photobomber 23 or something like that. I think it actually adds to the charm~ Nicely doe with the spraypaint tool... We're mortal enemies, he and I.

I want to keep your opinion of me high, but I didn't use paint @w@
it's actually kinda funny that my computer runs Photoshop better than it runs paint. I can't use paint well on my computer because it's a bit laggy with my tablet >~<
I used pencil tool in photoshop cs4 @w@7

[Fishman]

Hopy shit I have problems.

I just realized I spent an hour spriting prototyped imps, liches, ogres, and basilisks to match my Lusussprite.


I'm going to have to find a damned RP Session to use all this in before I go insane.

[BrainpanSonata]

old thing revival is go.

Update to Coraya's sanity levels: 5-10 on filial day.

[Laasya Apria]

Hopy shit I have problems.
I just realized I spent an hour spriting prototyped imps, liches, ogres, and basilisks to match my Lusussprite.
I'm going to have to find a damned RP Session to use all this in before I go insane.

I [haven't started yet, but] am going to make imp sprites too :3! dunno how much I'll do tho before I get tired.

[insomniacScholar]

now with host plush.

[BrainpanSonata]

And we have officially reached 10 on Coraya's insanity scale. Looks like a complete meltdown followed by an utter lack of emotional response from this angle.

[Miff]

Ancestors are still a cool thing, right?

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[Marshmellow]

now with host plush.

Stiiiilllllll adorable.

[Evy]

How is babby formed?

[paradoxette]

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((heavy editing and stuff. also, what's in the old post.))

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oh my ~gog, what is that, so adorable~!

How is babby formed?

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ninja'd by more adorable.

Your name is DANNIE PARSTE and you are SIX SOLAR SWEEPS OLD even though you don't remember exactly because you never cared enough to take note of time and date. Ever.

You live in a tower hive half submerged, and it is located BETWEEN THE SEA AND A MARSH. Your MAGICAL PSYCHIC TURTLE lusus just goes around to do her things and often leave you alone for a very long time, but you're too busy DRAWING ALL KINDS OF THINGS to care. Sometimes she reminds you to eat by slipping in to your head thoughts that you are hungry so you would GET UP AND POACH SOME BEASTS to feast upon. You do so by subduing them with WHATEVER DRAWING TOOL you were using to draw that moment. Many sweeps of doing this has made you very capable and very unlikely of getting culled.

No one ever want to have anything to do with you, partly because you ALWAYS LOOK AND SOUND GRUMPY, and your respiteblock is in the underwater parts of your hive, littered with many WHOLE BONES OF VARYING BEASTS you manage to run accross while hungering. Your blood is also DARK FUCHSIA, and while you think it's nice to have it, you try your best to be NICE TO EVERYONE. Not to mention, there's only very rarely other hives around yours. Also, in your whole life, you've NEVER SLEPT IN SOPOR because you prefer to sleep submerged in water, and you've gotten used to your NIGHTMARISH DREAMS and HALLUCINATED VOICES.

You just want to DRAW WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. You start to twitch and shudder whenever you go far too long without drawing... addiction is a powerful thing. For you, far too long means 15 MINUTES and you get bored very easily. You also have a tendency to RAMBLE RANDOMLY, and combined with your PARADOXIC back-and-forth-like way of thinking, you often appear very weird and nonsensical. Which uhh... oops.

Your trolltag is paradoxicDoodler and it fits you so well. You type with so many ~~Tildes~~ To replace periods and to sound less grumpy and more whimsical, and proper capitalization used too often~ You also replace v's with ~~Tildes~~ Because of the way you write them~

[insomniacScholar]

now with host plush.

Stiiiilllllll adorable.

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now with host plush.

oh my ~gog, what is that, so adorable~!

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my trollself?! it's me!


her chumhandle is paradoxicDoodler (#960096) and she hates her real name so~~~o much~!

she despises footwear because she thinks they are inconvinient. she also despises her facial features because they appear unfriendly.

thankies ouo

[Laasya Apria]

ahahawww another kid at work today drew Laasya on her Valentine Candy Bag XD
sooo cute when young'uns draw >w<

[Evy]

... my friend made me do this. I'm so sorry for violating your work, Hussie. Spoilered for OKAY FINE :c

[JordanTH]

Very nice, Evy! Also, it's not very big, unspoiler that.

Anyway, I finished my fantrolls, this makes me happy.

[tonightsEntertainment]

... my friend made me do this. I'm so sorry for violating your work, Hussie. Spoilered for size.

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this is some deliriously spiffdiggity shizz

[Rai-CH]

>Charon: RISE UP

The SOLDIER of MADNESS reaches Godtier. He would feel pretty badass if it weren't for the silly POOFY PANTS.
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Just a mockup of my fantroll's godtier outfit. I forgot to outline a few details on the shirt thing under the cape

[catastrophicGenesis]

Your name is ERIATA TELEST and you have blood of a REALLY WEIRD BLUE COLOUR that would be described as "sky", if only Alternian skies were actually blue and anyone ever saw them.You enjoy BOOKS on both HISTORICAL and slightly more FANTASTICAL matters, STUDYING, and BEING A SMART-ASS alas, you are GOOD AT READING, an INDIFFERENT STUDENT, and pretty damn POOR at being ANY KIND OF SMART AT ALL. Your weapon specibus is, in fact, BOOK KIND, which often makes others LAUGH until they see the HEFTY ENCYCLOPEDIA you tend to wield. You tend to come across as SLIGHTLY DITZY even when you're really trying to BE A HUGE JERK like a proper troll should. Your trolltag is eruditeTravesty, and you _|put everything you say into bo//okends|_ _|and seperate double vowels with what you claim is a bo//ok|_

[Cone]

Your name is NIWYEL SEKTOZ.
You are a LAZY, KIND troll, but you can be a REAL BASTARD IF YOU WANT TO. Your interests include HYPNOSIS and SLEEPING. You have slept for the most part of your life, that's probably why you DON'T KNOW TROLLIAN LANGUAGE VERY WELL. You also suck at describing things. Your SYMBOL is a DELTA and your BLOOD is ORANGE.
Your lusus is a small cat-like crature with a horn in the middle of his forehead. He disappeared 2 sweeps ago and you really miss him.
Your weapons of choice are your axe and your pocket watch, which you use to hypnotize people.
You use POCKET FETCH MODUS, because you are too lazy to use anything complex.
Your trolltag is namelessAnonym and you s?eAk in A bit conefusing mAnne'

[Renegade Electron]

Your name is ULTIMO PREFIX.

You're basically the BEST TROLL EVER. You're the HIGHEST CASTE, and would become EMPEROR, but you're too modest and let the others have the role. You are known as a SAVIOR to unlucky trolls, because you can save them from MUSCLEBEASTS, IMPERIAL DRONES, and any of the other MYRIAD DANGERS that face TROLLS. You have an incredible CHARM, and have enough MATESPRIT CANDIDATES to BESIEGE A CITY. You also have KISMESIS CANDIDATES, mainly JEALOUS LOWBLOODS. You...

okay this isn't actually you.


Your real name is DEXXEL CHARON.

You hate your LIFE and spend a lot of time writing about your GARY-STU CHARACTER, ULTIMO PREFIX. You like to pretend to be him, but you don't know his exact blood color, so your TEXT remains the gross soupy color of your BLOOD. You are constantly DERIDED for being antisocial and WRITING when, at SEVEN SWEEPS, the IMPERIAL DRONE will be coming far too soon. You don't care about MATESPRITS or KISMESISES (?) and would rather just try to HIDE from the DRONES. The one subject you are UNCOMFORTABLE about writing about is YOURSELF, and you play out your DREAMS through ULTIMO.

Your trolltag is worthlessWriter and you and you constantly rewrite what you say. Wait, no you don't. Scratch that. When you pretend to be Ultimo, you are just too badass for punctuation and shit

[privateTenderloin]

More coming later today. I've got to go to class now.